Post very poorly photoshopped posters and key art.

>do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife
>*leans back*

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in conclusion I give the marketing 10/10

>>80009044
Tonight, the team become vampires

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>>80008223
he isnt going to catch shit

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>>80009197
he don't care

>>80008933
holy shit lmao

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>>80009197
>>80009211
Good fucking god, OP, this is the best thread I've seen in weeks.

>>80008933
downey looks like hes about to murder someone

>>80008933
What is this and why is it so painful to see

>>80008933
This looks like half of them were shopped in with red carpet pics

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>>80009416

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>>80008933
RDJ's hand looks so small

KEK!!

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Hint
legs

>>80009512
this looks like a poster from the 90s

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>>80009500
Fucking Cage strikes again

>>80009543
it's from 2016

This thread is gold

>>80009024
>alan get out of my house lol

>>80008741
Whats going on with his foot?

>>80009500

I swear to go "mildly confused" is the only expression this man has.

>>80009656
>*go = God

Two fuck-ups for the price of one.

>>80008741
His pants are like 4" too long

>>80009302
my fucking eyes hurt what the fuck

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>>80009656

>>80009705
>"What was I doing here again?"

Alzheimer's: The Actor

>>80008949
Did he pee himself?

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>>80009705

>>80009763
Yes, right before his neck snapped and his face was frozen in an unending rictus grin by a muscle spasm.

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>>80009550
NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS REAL

>>80009780
On an unrelated note, wasn't this actually a pretty good movie? I vaguely recall enjoying this.

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>>80009780

>>80009764

No, this is a joke.

I refuse to believe.

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Obligatory.

>>80009805
Uh, no it was absolutely fucking awful and shat all over the excellent original film. It was hilarious in how terrible it was however.

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>>80009802
Wasn't even the only one
Fassbender even called them the crotch posters.

>>80009864
Maybe that's why I remember it. I remember laughing a lot.

>>80009805
Cage's performance falls into the "so bad it's good" category

>>80009805
Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

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>>80009883
I REFUSE REALITY

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>>80009828
not even running from an explosion can solve his confusion

>>80009917
>aaaaaaaaa-cting

>>80009890
How about stick to your guns and just say you liked it? Why do you need random fucks on a Christian anime imageboardto tell you whether it was good or not? You clearly liked it unironically liked it, stop backpedaling.

>>80009925
>"Did I have a dentist appointment today?"

>>80009828
>"Did I leave the stove on?"

>>80009925
>kidnapped daughter
>StolEN

hmm, sounds familiar, can't quite put my finger on it, now just what could it be? Must just be a total coincidence.

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>>80009844

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>>80009550
>>80009883

These remind me of fucking Chuck Tingle book covers.

>>80009966
I admitted early having only vague recollection of the title, and conclude that the reason I may have remembered it was because it made me happy.

I asked if it was good in my first post because I didn't remember, which again ties back to the distant recollection.

Why does this upset you so, Anon?

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>>80009925
Not even finding a deep space wormhole in his jacket can break his uncertain outlook

>>80009302
They looks like poledancers, also the sign looks like a cock

>bravo disney

>>80009980
kek

>>80010020
I refuse to believe this is real.

>>80010069
>"Wait, this isn't my jacket."

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>>80010020

>>80010065
You're a filthy liar and that's why I'm upset.

>>80010094
Still looks terrible

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Sometimes the best kino is real life kino.

>>80010099
Don't be, it is a waste of your time and energy to give it another thought. Life is too short to be angered by people on the internet you suspect (incorrectly in this case) are lying to you.

>>80010094
Pacino looks like Kramer

>>80010153
>>80010153
I think you mean correctly, but sure.

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>>80010143

>>80010140
I liked this movie.

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>>80010143
They sure liked reusing that pose

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>>80010189

>>80010184
why does this feel right out of 1996

>>80010189

It is one of the few shots known to exist where Tom Hanks is shown anything above brisk motion.

Sadly it's somewhat ruined by how calmly the girl behind seems to be keeping up.

>>80010174
Don't derail a good thread please

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>>80010146

>>80010146
Did he try to take the Horcrux ring from the Gaunt's home?

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>>80010203
But who can win the ultimate clash?

>>80009467
the legs look fine
>leelee sobieski is first billed

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>>80010203
>>80010189
>>80010143
holy shit

>>80010285
CIA Hanks.
He gets all the bitches.

>>80010285
He's got bulk, he's got two hot twins, but FEF doesn't have magical genie powers.

>>80010352
Why is Perry ten yards long?

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>>80010352
who the hell is that thing

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Shitty film posters are fantastic for reaction images.

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>>80010285
Oh no, not this again
Those threads were fantastic

>>80010412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7chupj6220

>>80010508
I can't tell if that chin is photoshopped or not.

>>80008741
>Dr Pavel I'm RV

>>80008741
young jojo is a qt

>>80010524
they had a good idea with the whole john lennon thing but in the end the execution was just awful
terrible movie too

>>80010585
>comedies with female lead roles

name one

>>80010655
*good comedies

>>80008223
Yeah, everybody is confused.

>>80010542
I was gonna say I think it is

>>80000000

>>80010158
What's wrong with his face?

>>80010699
this is for posting bad movie posters not kino posters

>>80009077
>mirroring

>>80008197
HOT
DIGGITY
DOG

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>>80010447
that it was

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>>80010863

>>80010069
>"Wait, where did my gun go?"

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>>80010742
Harry potter always had the worst posters. Even the fantastic beasts one is so fucking dull, they didnt put a single beast on it.


Anyway this one is my favorite

>>80011132
>Hawking's enormous twin brother gets himself off in the background

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>>80011027
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5552008/

I thought these were fakes /tv/ had knocked up

How did anybody approve this shit?

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>>80011132

>tiny eddie

>>80008949
The angle of his head looks so bizarre.

>>80000000
Wonder how many replies this really has

>>80010684
Why does a section in the middle just shatter off?

>>80010926
S T I C K Y
T
I
C
K
Y

>>80011595

Fuck off cunt that looks and sounds amazing

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>>80009416
>>80009435

>>80010524
>how every man would react to Jessica Alba

>>80010926
that's a great poster though

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>>80010844

>>80009639
"how you gonna work on me doc?"

>>80012621
Adam Sanonas? I love that guy!

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>>80008933
i fingered my first gf during this movie

>>80008171
>>80008203
>>80008223
>>80008235
Was it so hard for them to do a proper photoshoot for the poster? Why do all movie posters do this shit?

>>80013571
Cheaper and easier to just take a random headshot of the actors and whatever stock photo is around and slap some shit together than trying to organize a shoot with all the actors together at one time, probably months past the shooting of the movie, and stage it, get the costumes and make sure they fit and pay a photographer just for a poster for some bullshit movie nobody will remember in a year,

>>80008203
>>80008235
Also, why does Jeffrey Dean Morgan look so much like Ron Livingston here?

>>80011410
Who the fuck ever looked at this and said "yeah nah this looks good, print it"

I don't get it. Why are they so bad? Why would they let this shit out the door?

>>80013809
Because outside of this Tibetan rice art forum who ever fucking notices or gives a shit?

>>80009432
The more you look at this, the more confusing it gets

>>80009077
This is some Angela Anaconda shit

>>80009587
why is it even called blade runner anyways

>>80010508
>Problem, officer?

>>80014116
Dude, did you miss the part where the run blades?

Deckard's job is called "blade runner", but I don't really know why, maybe it's explained in the book.

>>80014116
>>80014214


Ridley Scott thought it sounded cool and less boring than detective, the title is taken from a completely unrelated novel by Alan E. Nourse

>>80014302
Interesting, had actually never checked, thanks m8.