I GOT FORTY NATIONS, READY TO ROLL SON

Like who?

Like who?

Japan's sending playstations.

>>80007028
>>80007031
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? LIKE WHO?

Pray to GOD he don't drop that yellow cake

SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN

THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

Japan is sending in Playstations

RIGGITY ROOOOOWWWWWW

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

Afrikaa Bambataa and the Zulu Nation

>new Chapelle special on Netflix in two weeks

How much will /pol/ flip their shit?

I always wondered, and I don't want to turn this into a /pol/ thread, but how exactly can the UN enforce their sanctions with no army.

We gotta get dat oil-OHHOHOHOHO....

GO SELL SOME MEDICINE BITCHES

MORNING NIGGARS

BITCH YOU COOKIN'?

>>80007266

They can't.

UN is like a rich upper class gentleman's club that meets up, does a fundraiser or decide to honor a member or something while blue collar workers have a good ol fist fight down at the pub.

Sure, the odd gentleman can show up at the pub and everyone pauses for a second but he can't really do shit except go back to his club and make a statement or something about how conditions "down there" are horrid.

>>80007001
Motherfuckers take one more step, I'm kicking this nigga out the motherfucking window.

please gawd don't drop that shit

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>>80007001
WELL THE MOTHERFUCKER WORKS LIKE SPREAD IN THE TOILET AND THE ENZYMES AND SHIT COLLABORATIN TOGETHER TO MAKE SOME KINDA MIXTURE

Ey. You like goat play?

I CAN'T SEE IT
BLIND TO THE EYES
I CAME UP IN YA FACE
OOPS POW SURPRISE

NIGGERS MAKE ME SICK
WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER
WOOGIE BOOGIE

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NOE IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO HOME AND PUT SOME WATER IN BUCK NASTY'S MAMA'S BOWL

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MAD REAL

they was setting these fruity picks

ALUMINUM

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Rosie O'Donnell

SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SHOULD BE WEARING DRAWS WITH DICK HOLES IN EM

>>80007554
>And you had sex with Katie
>You got that all wrong, I ain't had sex with Katie, Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it
>No Tyree, you had sex with me too
>Correction, I had sex with Katie

>how much for the haircut nigga?
>eleven thousand dollars

>>80007642
kek

>>80007629
KATIE GOT SOME BIG ASS TITTAYS

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>>80007629
Chappelle was truly ahead of his time.

GOT DAMN CHAWLY MURPHAY
YOU AS COLD AS ICE

>>80007782
THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY
WIDE NOSE HAVING MOTHAFUCKA
DARKNESSES

I WROTE THIS SONG A LONG TIIIME AGO

WELL FOLKS, I DONT KNOW HOW TO APPROACH YOU ABOUT THIS, BUT IT SEEMS YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO PAY YOUR BILL, I KNOW HOW YOU NIGGARS FORGET TO PAY THEIR BILLS

I'm closing down the studio. And to reopen it, imma need breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant

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>>80007504
>>80007621
That was my favorite sketch in the entire show.

>>80007001
GOTTA GET THAT OIL

have any of you seen charlie murphy lately

he's about to die

>>80007944
NIGGA PLEASE, NIGGA PLEASE

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THE NAME'S LEONARD WASHINGTON

I'M FROM A TOWN CALLED NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS

>>80007266
The UN members would enforce the sanctions.
>>80007317
You're retarded and that's not how the UN works at all

>>80008013
I learned that white people dont use warsh clothes ...

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ASHY LARRY

MARCY SON WHAT

>>80008013
BOY YOU ARE THE GODDAMN DEVIL

I JUST BOUGHT THIS BABY STRAIGHT CASH

>>80008066
I smell your lightsaber

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I BOUGHT A CAR FO MY MOMMA
THEN SPENT THE REST ON PCP

Nigga look like a Compton eskimo

>>80008130
Loves his momma, loves PCP.

>>80008119
I HEARD OF TRIMMING THE HEDGES
BUT DAMN, YOU SCORCHED DA EARF

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BREAK YO SELF FOOL

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BUBBLEGUM, BUBBLEGUM

M

A

R

S

MARS BITCHES
RED ROCKS
YAAH YAAH

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I AIN'T GIVIN YOU SHIET
YOU GON HAVE TO SHOOT ME FOR MY MONEY

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TRUMP'S AMERICA NOW BOY

>>80008256
Notice he shot him below the waste as to avoid the attempted murder charge

>>80007001

When I watched the Rick James episode, my roommates and I all immediately understood that we were watching something really special. I actually knew, at the time, that it would be a meme that would survive for a good 20 years at least.

Next to that, one of the best things Chappelle ever did on the entire show was to topple this pitcher (caraffe?):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEsFWqj75zI

>>80008188
It's the SON that sells it

>>80008276
he such a contrarian

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>>80008592

>>80008692

DY-LAN

DY-LAN

DY-LAN
DY-LAN
DY-LAN

because I SPIT hot fire

YOU THINK MANDELA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS

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>>80008770

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Breasssst milllllk!

you make my daaaaaaaay!

>>80008770
YOU TOO CLOSE MON

>>80008770

You just reminded me that Dylan SPITS HOT FIRE. Which leads me to something pertinent.

Did Supa Hot Fire learn anything from Dy-lan?

IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME. YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGER OR TWO. M-MMMMMMMMM BITCH!

>>80009046
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?? THEY ATE ME, A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME
DRINK UP BITCHES

>>80009812
this thread was great till you came in

>>80007904
SSSSSSSSSSSSKIP-IP

>>80009812
>tripfag
/pol/ here to say that Chapelle is funny and you can fuck off

>>80009812
Nigger

>>80007001
reminder that Dave Chappelle, a COMEDIAN, quit comedy because he didn't like the way someone laughed at one of his jokes on set.

LET ME HOLLA ATCHA
LET ME HOLLA ATCHA
LET ME HOLLA ATCHA
LET ME HOLLA ATCHA
LET ME HOLLA ATCHA

>>80007441
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>80009096
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL

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>>80008188
THIS IS NOT AN OPTION, NIGGA.

>>80008592
>>80008692
You bros ever listen to Neal Brennan's podcast? The episode with The Robot was fucking bananas. Nigga had some stories.

I miss the Champs

>>80014422
>YOU ARE NOW FUCKIN WITH THE CHAMPS

Most underrated podcast of all time.

>>80007001
It's really sad when I'm reminded of back when Chappelle was counter-culture and said some controversial shit rather than just jumping on the media bandwagon like he's been doing recently.

People got up and walked out of his latest show because he's showing up drunk or high off his fucking gourd, dude needs to get his life together.

>Five greatest rappers of all time:
>Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan.
>Why?
>Because I spit hot fire!

>>80007504
>>80007621

SILKY JOHNSON IS 100% RAT-ASS!

>>80007621
Your bitches look like a skittles box

>>80017765

I'd say the same about yours, except it looks like you at them already.

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>>80007964

>Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies

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>there will never be a 3rd season

>>80007904
I'M NOT ALIVE

>>80019656
I WROTE THIS BACK IN 95

>>80020064
Tupac, rest in peace.

OK, I WILL

>>80019592

The Lost Episodes are effectively the 3rd season.

Also, bought the entire series on DVD about a year ago. Feels bretty good.

>>80019656
DAVE CHAPPELLE

THAT AIN'T YO WIFE

>>80020258
The one where Ashy Larry and Charlie Murphy hosting? No, those were scraps worse than Dave's "all snout" episode.