>Be you >your waiting in line at the ticket booth to purchase

>>80004277
Good thing I brought my kevlar vest.

Ask him to completely saturate my ass.

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WESKER

>>80004277
Challenge him to a duel in Eternal Death Slayer 3

>>80004277
I need to stop using the internet and comparing myself to others. That guy looks cool as fuck, and yet I know if I tried to pull off that look I would look ridiculous and be a national disgrace.

>>80004895
This
Also ask him how much clothes cost in the matrix

>>80004277
Seven sandwiches.

Seven sandwiches are all I can spare for you.

>>80005639
>that guy looks cool as fuck

He looks like an autist try-hard with a knife collection.

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>>80004277

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>>80006537

I'd tell him I'm a big fan and used to watch No Reservations all the time

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>>80004277
Hey, I know that guy ... but he's doing it wrong.

Wesker thread??

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>>80006659

If only Weyland-Yutani had a Wesker. He's one of the only good things about the awful movie franchise.

>>80005671
Would this be before or after you discussed the merits of robot ears to enhance the techno experience?

>>80006866
Well of course that would come up after we've discussed his plans for metal legs

>you now realize that wesker wears a trenchcoat to hide is forever raging hard-on

CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>80005839
severely underrated