>android >ages like milk seriously?

>>80001097
>39 years old

>>80001097
I prefer "artificial person" myself

why did they give an android a huge cock?

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>>80001097
They're literally full of milk ya nugget

>>80001154
He's a... mechanical bull

;^)

literally just different lighting

So did David plant that wheat?

This is what happens when you don't eat your Wheaties

>>80001210
Leaks say Shaw planted the wheat, David somehow killed Shaw.

do you guys think he raped noomi rapace during their space flight?

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just made this for no reason

anyone want to comment on it?

>>80001234
I thought David liked Shaw? Is Rapace in Covenant at all?

>>80001234
he's supposed to control the white neomorphs that came out of the engineers' bodies after shaw kills them with the black goo, probably used them to kills her

>>80001294
You lack photoshop skills

>>80001294
Who would win?

>>80001097
Golden
Wheat
Hair

why did he put that alien egg in the drink of Shawn boyfriend?

>>80001331

i did it in paint. and what skills are your referring to? i just mirrored the shit..

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>>80001294

>>80001361
That's why. It's unoriginal, unimpresive, and understandable that you made that.
You lack photoshop skills

>>80001511

im sorry that you dont have friends, girlfriend, or many things that make you happy, i can see all this just from your post.

(seriously i am)

if im right about this, have the courage to tell the truth and admit it.

and ill pray for you

>>80001305

Supposedly she makes an appearance, but im willing to bet its just a cameo through a video log or flashback.

I doubt the actual character is still around

>>80001545
I don't have many things that make me happy but my gf. Have only one fried.
But don't get salty man.
You asked for opinions.
Why being a cun about it.

>>80001653

i know you dont have a gf. and im sad you decided to lie instead of having an honest conversation with me.

>>80001675

ok fine. i dont have a gf and i am sad etc. but why does it matter. not like anything is going to change

and your picture was still shit and uninspired and you lack Photoshop skills .

>>80001675
I don't need to lie on the internet not seek validation in a peruvian doppelganger postcard

Funny that you seem to completely eat the negative opinion but refuse to believe my personal life ramblings.

I'l go to my dota game now anon. Have a nice life.

>>80001294
dex vs str

>>80001747

i knew it anon. and i hope things get better for you.

glad you decided to come clean as well. it isnt easy being honest.

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>>80001179
>mfw the engineer just wanted some milk for his wheat based cereal.

>>80001305

David had no problem infecting her boyfriend with black goo and was going to let her squid baby kill her had she not taken it out herself.

At the end of the movie he was acting out of self-preservation alerting her to the Engineer and convincing her he can help fly a ship away.

I think its entirely likely he'd kill her as soon as she put his head back on his body.

>>80001294
>facesofjust.com

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>>80001875
>the engineers created humanity to prepare them breakfast for when they exit cryosleep because creating humanity was so tiring

Pottery

>>80001179
I can't believe how many people here missed that.