>Does anyone have any orange slices? Was this the worst quip yet?

>>80000450
>quip
it was a clever retort

capeshit sucks so fucking bad

>We're still friends right?

It's one of the better quips. What, did you never play soccer or baseball as a kid?

whats this even from?

>>80001669
It's from Captain Cuckold's Civil Scuffle

>>80001457
can you explain it to me as if I were a fat slob who's never exercised in his life (I'm not)

I liked the part where the boring flying black guy got btfo

>>80002031
They eat oranges during intermission or whenever they are sitting on the bench

what's the best quip?

>>80002031
Apparently in 2016 every American kid eats ORANGE SLICES at sport competitions. I never saw anything of the sort in middle or highschool, so I guess it's something soccer moms do with toddlers while signed with clubs.

"I don't see how that's a party." is the worst, I think.

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>>80002031
In baseball you chew bubble gum. In soccer, you eat orange wedges provided by some parents. Sometimes they give you sugar cookies at half time. Playing sports as a kid was based. Basketball you get nothing because no one likes nogs.

>>80002729
>Basketball you get nothing because no one likes nogs.

My cousin got 10-15 in the pen.

>>80000450
This was supposed to be Marvel's "dark" movie where the heroes have to fight each other over ideological differences, but it just turned out to be a fucking friendly pillowfight on an airport over who framed Bucky

>>80002203
Oranges slices have been the defacto soccer pick me up for kids since I was playing soccer at age 8 in 97.

>>80002729
>Sometimes they give you sugar cookies at half time

just fuck my children up senpai

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>>80002869
>europoor can't afford glucose in the form of sugary snacks during half time
I feel bad for you son. Shit was delish

>>80002075
>boring flying nigger

Which one?