DON'T YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING.

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I'm the sous chef here. With any luck I should be head chef by next year.

MOOOOM
AIDAN CUT ME IN HALF AGAIN!

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>Tfw you never caught a house hippo

>>79998911

Not with those horrible burns you won't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSU4g2wL9Oc

>>79998911
Better to be a Burn Victim than a fucking Chef.

Chef is literally the worst job ever.

>>79999373
I checked my closet for one as a kid.

I learned to not trust TV that horrible, horrible day.

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I'll call now!

>>79999501
ITS A SCORCHER

>>79998911
did she died

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I wonder where Hal and Joanne are now.

>>79998846

>tuba
>doo doo...doo doo doo doo

A FUCKING LEAF

>>79999546
her skin would likely just cook and have to be surgically removed. skin graft required. she'd be permanently wrinkly and gross (if the skin graft even took)

>>79999595

Still doing Body Break

http://www.bodybreak.com/

>>79999839
I'm betting you're from the states.
An orangutan is running your country. He's able to ruin the entire world with one phone call.

>>79999501
Anne Erin, it's your #1 fan again.
I'm doing a double shift tomorrow and I need your nutrients to get me through.

>>79999879

Holy shit.

Good on them.

EVEN THOUGH WE LOOK FINE AND DANDY
WERE NOT CANDY

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>>79999950
My what?

I have a disfigured face. Thank God for Muslim immigration. I just wear a burka now.

It's pronouced "Doomas"!!!

>>79999386
Jesus Christ. Wasn't expecting that.

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mfw I'm gonna fuck me a fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYBes8ki3lo

>>80000032
Th-th-the granola bars in your pantry have nutrients, y-yes?

>>80000241

Took me aback as well.

Some of our psas are pretty fucked.

>>80000106
How'd you get disfigured?

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>>80000287

>>80000335
Terrorist attack.

>>80000000