Joe Rogan on why he never competed in the UFC in his Prime

Mid Combat Cock Grappling techniques

>>79998599
Beat up tomato cans for easy money

He probably would have been alright. GSP said that joe has a lot of talent.

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Get heem'd, just like I would heem him, and everyone else ITT, if we ever fought.

UFC is for dumb people with no intellect.

Jo is the opposite, he;s too smart for that

>>79998982
*to smart

>>79998982
You have to be smarter to do martial arts than to kick some faggy soccer ball around with a bunch of other shitskins, you subhuman.

>>79998880
haha

>If you're a white male, you have no right to complain.

>>79999286
Of course Joe would say that, he's not white.

>>79998599
for those of you who don't know. getting punched in the face fucking sucks.
getting punched in the face by somebody who knows how to throw a punch sucks worse
getting choked out fucking sucks
getting pinned or armlocked or leglocked fucking SUCKS

>>79999522
hella fucking ep*c

>>79998599
He would have done NUFFIN

>>79999671
Fooken snek in da grehs yeh

UFC is gay

>>79999742

Not as gay as you are, fuccboi.

>>79998982
Fuck off Meryl Streep REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79998982
t. meryl streep

>>79999191
where did I say soccer players are smarter than UFC? they are both dumb, soccer players are far dumber tho

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instead of blocking, Joe simply would have phased out of reality, becoming ethereal and thus invincible, and after his opponent was drained of energy due to trying to fight what is essentially a ghost, Joe would only have had to give his opponent a slight nudge to knock him over and win the match

>>79999795
UFC is kind of gay now. Not in a homosexual way but in a lame way. As awesome as GSP was, except for getting his ass handed to him in his last fight and the judges giving him the win, he doesn't deserve a shot at Bisping. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say if you want the belt you need to win by KO or submission, I guess... He's gonna destroy Bisping though but Romero or Rockhold should be fighting instead. Holm got robbed a few weeks ago too...

I'll still continue to watch UFC but it's getting kind of lame since they sold it.

Made you think

joe is way to smart to take head kicks like the rest of those UFC mongoloids