death eaters can't fly

the old harry potter was such shit

>>79998064
nice boots faggot

>>79998097
y-you too~

>>79998097
literally nothing wrong with wearing boots like that

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Too bad, maybe they could have flown out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises then. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Whew, good thing their robes aren't white. People might have mistaken them for Trump supporters!

>>79998163
what's with this copypasta
it's not even funny
how is this a meme?

>>79998163
>Too bad, maybe they could have flown out of the dullest franchise
Too good.

>>79998163
>song of ice and fire
>shit tier
is this list ironic?

>>79998236
>he doesn't get it
Go back

>>79998436
where?

>>79998461
mexico

>>79998486
but I'm *in* mexico rn

>>79998396
>>79998236
It's amazing how many redditors this pasta is able to expose.

>>79998766
why do you assume that just because I don't browse /tv/ that I'm from reddit?

>>79998236
No!

>>79998064

This scene made no fucking sense

>10 or so Death Eaters attack a field containing thousands, if not tens of thousands of Wizards from across the Globe

So they all run away instead of... like 20 of them disarming the Death Eaters and out magicking them

Or 20 of them could just beat them to death with Tent peg mallets?

I hate you J K Rowling you fucking cunt