CONFIRMED KINO

>>79996252
>adult braces

It depresses me to know he'll probably have over a million subs by the time 2017 ends

>>79996252
this filthy white male wreaks of Nazi Germany

>>79996252
Why does this guy constantly show up when I'm looking for reviews. It doesn't even look like he cares about what he's talking about.

>>79996252
Isn't he the same skinless faggot who cried over folks who criticized his BvS rewrite, got initially offended over RLM calling him a prick, and just has bad taste in general just like Jeremy Jahns?

>>79997912
I'm mostly offended by his sick need to put a stupid face for every thumbnail he makes. Even worse, he also forces whatever guests he has to do the same

>in this thread /tv/ gets triggered by a guy who does what they wish they could do for a living
you guys are precious

>>79997966
He always looks as though he's about to cum or do a blowjob.
Such a fucking asskissing cum-guzzler.

>>79998036
Chris pls go

>>79996252
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!

>>79998036
Awww, what's wrong, Chris?
How does it feel getting BTFO by /tv/?

He hated it though?

>>79997902
'scuse me, but have you tried Video Blocker yet?

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/video-blocker/jknkjnpcbbgcbdbaampbjlhkcghmgfhk?hl=en

>>79996252

TELL

>>79996252
the most punch-able face ever
fuck off r*ddit

>>79996252
Chris Cuckmann is so fucking awful. He has an awful, awful channel, his opinions are surface level that don't offer any real value or insight, "I really like Xs performance, there is a really good scene in here that captures what I like about X. I felt it was a little slow at the beginning, but it picks up and it's good. I'm going to give it a B+"

That sums up virtually every single review of his. You would literally have to have a low IQ to find entertainment in him. He's arguably worse than Jeremy Jahns.

>>79998144
It won't work on my tv.

>>79998036
You're projecting

Why does Chris just do a summary of the whole movie without discussing anything about it as a """""review"""""

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>>79996252
NEVAR FORGET WHAT HE DID FOR TEH BLACK FOLKS!!!!

>>79997912
Yes, in that same video he also claimed his reviews stopped many people from comitting suicide and how this whole situation actually hurt other vunerable people instead of his brusied ego.

his "reviews" are so fucking shallow they don't even leave a mark on the surface

he's a completely worthless jackass

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>>80001203
i think he does it as a way to get into acting

>>80001280
his face is pretty fucking fat there

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BLACKED

>>80001327
The Golden Girls taught me looking down results in the most unflattering pose ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzyyj-PC2s

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ey guys do you remember when Chris worked as some kind of society worker who helped little children go across the street? lol

he is so sweeet

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>>80001280
HOW VERY DARE YOU, YOU'LL BE EATING YOUR WORDS WHEN HE WINS THE OSCAR!!!!

>>79999782
>Arguably worse than Jahns
No, he is worse than Jahns. Jahn's at least knows he's a pleb

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>>80001413
>that haircut

>>80001280
he almost jizzed in his pants when Russel Crowe reacted to his Nice Guys cosplay

>>80001534
>Almost

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>>80001470

>>80001534
lol really? got any vids?

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Why did RLM's subscribers stagnate in early 2014? They've barely grown since

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>>80001630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KveyY_GOKA0
12:44
nevertheless I am not your babysitter and search yourself next tiem, ok?

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>>80001609
A few weeks on Jenny Craig and you've got Rich Evans.

>>80001664
That's when their patreon blew up to a ridiculous 12k per month

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>>80001664
why the fuck you americunts drink alcohol in plastic cups?

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>>80001470
he had that hair for quite a while

>>80001843
What's it with autists and Michael Jackson? Is it because Michael was autistic?

>>80001836
When you are at an American house party you are drinking to get to a desired level of intoxication not to actually enjoy the alcoholic beverage itself.

>>80001836
>throwing a party with 20 somethings using grandpa's prized 1830 drinking stein

Sorry Hans, we're just rich enough to throw away our cups instead of having to clean them.

>>80001879
because Michael Jackson molested little Stuckmann

>>80001879
its funny because in a recent q n a someone asked him if he still dances and he looked pissed off, i think even he knows right now how autistic it was.

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>>80001951
t. polack actually, we poor and we clean our kieliszki

>>80002023
Looks like a real fun party. What's the average age, 55?

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>>80002089
we all drink young and elder
we party
we feel good

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>>79997645
>tfw Jay is not alpha enough to even try this

>>80002439
shut up chris

>>80002597
In a couple years his braces will be off and Jay will still have buck teeth.

>>80002810
but chris has gay face.