WE KINO NOW

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>>79996221
>they remade King Kong again

>>79996221
Stop forcing "kino". You probably sound like a fucking retard in real life. Stop being a follower.

>>79996256
What did he mean by this?

>>79996221
Nowhere to go but down

It'll probably be around Man of Steel level when all is said and done

>>79996285
who are you quoting?

>>79996256
forced or not, it's too late anon. kino is here to stay

>1 Rotten
Armond?

>>79996285
That you're a simple minded drone. You find memes funny, so you're a dumb faggot. Bye. Keep memeing and getting nowhere in your uneventful life.

>>79996249
Why do Americans like this story so much?

It's a fucking giant ape

>>79996285
Stop forcing "What did he mean by this?" You probably sound like a fucking retard in real life. Stop being a follower.

>>79996221
BASED ARMOND DONE DID IT AGAIN

>>79996392
Who will play you in the inevitable biopic?

>>79996383
Just because you live with apes in your third world doesn't mean us first worlders can enjoy a movie about them.

>>79996383
goyim like big ape movies

>>79996371
>>79996392
Hotheads

>>79996350
It sounds so retarded. It's forced into everything "buddy cop kino" "space kino" "alien kino" "cape kino" "comedy kino" "food kino" "western kino"

It's redundant and makes anyone using it look like a dumbass.

>>79996383
muh classics

Hollywood is too afraid to make new kinds of monster movies.

>>79996383
YEAH DUDE IT'S SO DUMB
WHY ISN'T THIS ABOUT A GIANT LIZARD THAT SHOOTS LASERS INSTEAD?

JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE SO MUCH BETTER! ARIGATO!

>>79996221

>Down to 83% within minutes
>Average rating 6.2

Ffs just sell the rights back to Disney already

>>79996494
t. kino

>>79996514
Japan loves King Kong too, fatfuck

>>79996511
Have you seen how shitty the new american monster movies are?

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>>79996383
apes are the greatest animals on this planet, you fucking doofus

Why do so many of you fags respond to RT scores? They literally have no value unless you're a mouthbreathing pleb
IT DOESNT MEAN THE MOVIE IS GOOD, ONLY THAT IT IS NOT ABSOLUTE SHIT TO THE MAJORITY OF "CRITICS"

>>79996516
Seriously, everything not Disney is just garbage

>>79996552
Like what? Only thing that comes to mind is Cloverfield and you barely see the actual monster, most of it is "dude found footage lmao".

>>79996494
maybe it's time for a filter

>>79996256
>Do what I say or you're a follower
Kill yourself tonight.

>>79996537
point is that I didn't see you cucks complain about another Godzilla movie when the new came out, instead you were all drooling over Anno's yellow dick

>>79996580
Exactly. They're all so dull nowadays.

>>79996618
>all

But I only named one. What other modern original monster movies are there?

The CGI was amazing in 2005. Here it looks shit. Also Tom Fiddlestick and Uglier Olivia Wilde are insufferable. Fuck off.

>>79996614
>4chan is a hivemind

>>79996383
cuckold fetish

>>79996221
What would Pauline Kael say?

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>>79996221
>93%
>Average rating: 6.7/10

lolwhut?

>>79996221
Kong literally looks like a giant ape from the recent Planet of the Apes remake. Jackson's movie couldn't be topped, he took it seriously. This, based on the trailer is going to be filled with epic quips

Tom Hiddlestone is so overrated.

>79%
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT JUST KEEPS DROPPING!

>>79996936
>he took it seriously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LFQun4HQj8

>>79996917
Isn't anything over 6/10 considered positive?
If 9/10 reviews are 6/10 or greater then it still has 90% positive reviews

>>79996221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpobIc31M0U

confirmed for kaijukino

Any bets on how hard this bombs?

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>>79996221
>6.7

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79997211
Remember Pan?

>>79997268
RIP

>6.7/10

Hmmmm

>>79997268
>Another fresh review!

>>79997211

>King Kong every bombing

Its going to finish fresh on RT and China will eat this crap up.
It's probably going to break $1b

>>79997339
Please, this is WB not Disney no one movie is going to make a billion

>>79996249
It's not a remake. It's a different story kinda like King Kong Escapes or King Kong Lives.

>>79996936
Quips are vital now. If a movie is too "serious", people will rip it apart.

It can't be slapstick or any Orr kind of humor now. It has to be quips.

It's a new movie reality marvel has made. This is the age of quips

Brie Larson's career is over.

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>>79997377
Semantics. It's another movie about the fucking giant gorilla. A boring and dated concept.

>>79997430
No it ain't she's got that Disney money comin'

Tell you this much though, she's never working for that shithole WB again

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>>79997413

>>79996221
>6.7/10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>79997574
Everyone grew up on Hugh Jackman Wolverine. Got another exception to the rule?

>>79997268
>Average Rating: 6.1/10

JUST
U
S
T

>>79996383
Americans love big black monsters.

>>79997659
WE WUZ KONGZ N SHEEIT

Will it beat Godzilla 14?

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KONG KINO

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>score still dropping

>Kino Kong

Kaijukino senpai

>>79996383

virtue signaling

>>79997880
SHOULDERS WIDER THAN HIPS KINO

>>79998432
Who cares? She doesn't have a manly waist.

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>>79997919
>webm

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>>79998432
t. faggot

marvel's fridges can't come close to competing with brie's spectacular figure

>>79997919
Tom Hiddleston's acting is awful.

WHy do normies like him again?

>>79996383

It reminds them of the women that walk their streets

>>79996221
2017 is the year of Monkino

Kong and Planet of the Apes out this year

>>79998721
I've never heard someone say they were a fan of tom hiddleston, he's kind of just there

>>79998721
"suave" + RP = tumblr bait

>>79996383
how is it different than godzilla?

>>79996343
he's literally quoting no one.