Kong Skull Island Reviews

trailer looked pish anyways.

king kong as a property is so unbelievably dated it just seems sad trying to make it into some sort of edgy action flick that you can market to the young adult demo. say what you will about Jackson's version, at least he had the right idea to take an almost whimsical approach to something so far-fetched.

>>79995822
The trailer looked like total shit. I got fucking bored watching a fucking trailer.

When they said that skull quip I just turned it off. What a fucking joke.

>>79995822
It's a good thing I don't need to watch this because they've already released 8 different trailers, a few full scenes, and the post credit scene before the movie even came out.

>>79996031

...Anonymous
03/02/17(Thu)17:25:00 No.79996031
trailer looked pish anyways.

Marvel and DC as a property is so unbelievably dated it just seems sad trying to make it into some sort of edgy action flick that you can market to the young adult demo. say what you will about Raimi's version, at least he had the right idea to take an almost whimsical approach to something so far-fetched.

And WB fucks up again

Honestly, the sooner AT&T shuts them down the better

>>79996283
universal you dumb cunt

>>79996787
Check again

Pretty much everyone thought it looked like warm shite anyway.

Honestly, I never heard a single cunt who wanted to see this.

Will clean up at the razzies no doubt.

>>79996210
How nu r u

>>79995822
Why hasn't Hiddleston paid to have his hairline fixed?

Same as Henry Cavill and Jude Law

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And yet, this bomb won't hurt Sam Jackson's Box Office pull one bit.

The next fucking pile of shit he's in will immediately peak people's interest.

>Oh it's got Samuel L Jackson in it.

How the fuck?

This nigger is pushing Donald Sutherland levels of Good/Bad film ratio right now.

>>79996866
No one gives a fuck about Kong in any context. Justice League or Wonder Woman will win the razzies. Maybe Stephen Kings IT since "le creepy book accurate clown makes me cringe" "muh tv miniseries"

http://m.ign.com/articles/2017/03/02/kong-skull-island-review
https://www.google.com/amp/variety.com/2017/film/reviews/kong-skull-island-review-1202000823/amp/
https://www.google.com/amp/www.hollywoodreporter.com/amp/review/kong-skull-island-review-982156
I'm getting mixed signals here.

>Tom Hiddlestone's talents
>Tom Hiddlestone
>talent

what

>>79996999
It's because people like him. If you're a likeable actor you can do as much shit as you please.

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>This entire year will be filled with flops

Haha

>>79996999
>peak

go back to school

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I know how you love your tomatoes, /tv/. My guess is a 60% at the lowest.

>>79997092
The first thing you got wrong was reading IGN.

Seriously, they have proven time and time again to be utter charlatans

>>79997171
50% at the highest lotta rotten reviews about to come in each one will knock of about 5%

>>79996031
>>79996086
>>79996145
Jesus I thought the drone thing was just a meme. What is happening to ppl

>>79996031
Scotsman detected

>>79996866
>>79997042
Do you morons actually believe it's impossible for ppl to like what you dont? Broad claims you always here like "no one cares about this" is the biggest fallacy tossed around here. Because you don't know anyone doesn't ppl out there aren't interested

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>>79995822
>trusting the guardian

>>79997281
Nobody can deliver words like 'PISH' or 'SHITE' with the kind of panache that a Scotsman can.

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>>79997281
what of it

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APOLOGIZE

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>>79995822
Jesus fucking Christ. So the Pacific Rim series is the only hope for the Kaiju movies? And Rim is damn near a fucking satire of the genre. Come the fuck on, Hollywood.

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>>79997373
>this is what passes for journalism in 2017
Fug.
>Why I won't date another 'male feminist'
I guess it's not all bad. This Kate lady has a no nu-male policy.

>>79995822
Now apply this to all modern Marvel capeshit

>>79997042
You sound like one pretentious faggot

>>79995822
Waiting for Armond's review.

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Did you idiots really expect this movie to be anything other than complete garbage?

/tv/ is so pathetically contrarian that it salivates over any and everything tasteless, tacky, cheesy, and over the top simply for stupidity of it alone. You're literally the only group of people that thought the cattle-prod stormtrooper from TFA and Neagen from the TWD are anything other than hammy, over the top cartoon characters that draw you out of the experience because your underaged brains find them amusing

>b-b-but it's fun!

Fuck you.

>>79995822
The 2nd trailer was fucking horrible.

Every time there's tension and a sense of danger it gets quipped to shit.

>>79997874

>You're literally the only group of people that thought the cattle-prod stormtrooper from TFA

Objectively wrong, everyone on the internet loved that guy, he was the best character in the movie.

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>>79997874
>Neagen from the TWD are anything other than hammy, over the top cartoon characters that draw you out of the experience because your underaged brains find them amusing
TWD jumped the shark ages ago, right now Negan is saving it from becoming unwatchable. He's hammy as fuck but his hamminess is better than the annoying melodrama that TWD is full of.
>Fuck you.
Suck my cock, you uptight faggot. Negan isn't going anywhere no matter how much you whine.

>>79997874
Normie love Negan and the stormtrooper got a Funko Pop figure.

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how the fuck did he get there?

>>79995822
>Giant monster film
>being silly

I don't even think that the film looks good but I don't get what they were expecting on that front.

But I was expecting these kinds of reviews, the tone looked all over the place.

>>79998329
Any review by him, should just be buried under replies of 'Tell that to Zod's snapped neck'.

>>79998329
lol this worthless shit is on rt

wow could rt be any less relevant now holy shit

>>79998329

>Chris Stuckmann of ChrisStuckman.com

I thought I was getting memed but it's actually real.
Fucking hell RT really is a trash aggregator

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>>79998329
oh my

>>79997116
No it's to get some black people in.

>>79998329
Full blown proof why Rotten Tomatoes, and movie critics in general, should never be trusted as a credible source.

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how can DC even compete?

>>79995822

Id rather watch Son of Kong again

Remake was shit too

>>79996210
Well for one thing, we're not talking Marvel or DC. Then, for another thing, King Kong is not a huge sprawling franchise with multiple media. The embargo implies the producers weren't confident in their ability to engage audiences. That's what anon is talking about.

Who cares?

This film is just zillaKINO filler

>>79999216
i would unironically do right over left
brie's face is disgusting tier 1/10
also
>beings a tits guy

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>>79998472
>>79998578
>>79998666
>>79998941
>>79999052
Butt=hurt

Stay mad reddit

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>>79999216
Briefu's going to embarrass Gal pretty badly.

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>>79998329
>"vapidly hollow"

>>79997373

Opinion writers aren't journalists, and they aren't film critics either.

>>79996210
>Anonymous 3 hours ago No.79996210>>79996895 >>80000154>>79996031
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>...Anonymous
>03/02/17(Thu)17:25:00 No.79996031
>trailer looked pish anyways.
>
>Marvel and DC as a property is so unbelievably dated it just seems sad trying to make it into some sort of edgy action flick that you can market to the young adult demo. say what you will about Raimi's version, at least he had the right idea to take an almost whimsical approach to something so far-fetched.

what does this have to do with Marvel or DC?

Somebody should just make a shot for shot remake of the original. The only major problem with it is the bad stop motion. It has better fight choreography than most modern movies.

>>79996999
people watch movies for him?

>>80000924
name one problem with that phrase

>>79995822
>Tom Hiddleston
>Talent
What did he mean by this

I thought the trailers looked bad and nothing has convinced me to see this movie. Also I realised I don't really like giant monsters without giant robots.

>>79997271
Right? I was in a thread last night where everyone was excited for the Vietnam feel of the trailer.

>>79995822
>tfw zestless

Its made by a Chinese company, it will get bombarded with bad reviews. Jews at Hollywood are waging an all out war against gook jews.

>>79995822
>Most reviews are saying it's just fine
I wouldn't be too worried. At the very least, Metal Gear's quality is either utter kino or utter shit. Shame, because I need complete assurance Kojimbo's masterpiece is fine, but it is how it is.

>>79997115
>hiddlestone

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>>79995822
this is the director of skull island.
that is all people need to know that the flick is a $250 million Hollywood money laundry project.

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>>79998329
a very good question

>>80001527
when will (((They))) ever learn?

>>80001527
>those shoes

is he a manlet?

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>>79998941

>>80001186
Get an dictonary

>>79998329
further proof that rotten tomatoes will consider any retard a critic

>>80001542
Well shit, now I just find him endearing.

>>79996210
>he copypasted too hard

>>80001618
you find autism endearing?

>>79995822
>The Guardian

Not surprised at all, though I will wait for the Cinemassacre review before I make my final decision. James usually has a level head when it comes to these kinds of movies.

>>79995822
Fug. This was one of the few flicks I was actually looking forward to.

>>79996999
>pique
FTFY

>>79998329
TELL THAT TO MICHAEL SHANNON'S BROKEN WINDPIPE

>>79995822
I genuinely enjoyed Peter Jackson's King Kong, didn't meet a whole lot who have thought otherwise.

Don't know why they followed up with another so quickly.

>>80001892
>Don't know why they followed up with another so quickly.

It's because they want to make one of those combined cinematic universes with Kong and Godzilla. This movie is just a rushed excuse to establish an updated King Kong character who can be inserted into various Godzilla movies

>>80001892

an hour and a half could have been cut from that movie

plus, i dont know why he doesnt go back to horror movies since hes shit at drama and relies solely on gags.

>>80001527
is this the same guy who did that frozen movie?

>>80002311
horror movies are considered entry level stuff for directors, aren't they? ridley scott is the only major director i can think of off the top of my head who went back to making horror late in his career, and he only did that because the studio forced him to stop trying to be creative with the Alien franchise after he fumbled Prometheus, otherwise he would have probably taken it in a less horrorble(heh) direction

>>79995822
I was talking with some guy about Kong and it seems like Jackson's version is still very fresh in people's mind. They still play it on tv and doesn't really look that old. Most people have no clue this new Kong doesn't die and is part of a cinematic universe (ie they think is the same thing), this combined with shit reviews PLUS Logan + Beauty and the Beast hype might make it bomb

>>80001892
that was over a decade ago anon

>>80001527
the little guy from the poster makes the director look like a kaiju

Surprise surprise another fun Legendary film gets trashed by ((((critics))))
I wonder who could possibly be behind this

>>79998329
he complains about the lack of monsters in Godzilla and then bitches about the lack of humans in Kong. Why would anyone give a wet shit about cuckman's opnion?

>>80001186
Gimme an instance when the phrase is appropriate.

>>80003891
He's only shitting on it because he wants to fit in.

>>80003242
The mouse is is cleaning house

>>80003978
based Disney

>>80004003
right? only they know quality. Can't wait for that Han Solo film. I'm stoked!

>>79995822
Can "zestless mashup" be the new "glib facsimile" please? I need a cool new meme.

>>79997378
Aye, but at what cost?

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>>79995822
>"This movie is silly!"
>"haha! Ant-Man is good ol' fun!"

>>79995822
Men will see this for Kong.
Women will see it for Tom

>>80003978
>>80004003
Yeah can't wait for the same Marbel movie three times a year and the same Star Wars movie every year and the same fairytale movies they already made

>>80004130
They gave Ant Man a pretty mediocre review.

>>80004455
you forget the one odd ball movie tied to neither of those that are usually just based on of their rides.

Godzilla V Kong cancelled?

>>80004479
>"4/5, it was mediocre"
AoU was the oddest one because I've seen reviews like "this was shit, 5/5"

>>80004539
MonsterVerse cancelled, only Toho can make Godzilla movies now. Pacifim Rim 2 is your last chance to see giant monsters with big budgets.

Did you guys forget that Legendary got purchased by China? They don't know how to make movies except for their own country.

>>80004420
>nu-male "geeks", autists and children
>""""Men""""

>>79995822
The Guardian is literally what happens when you let christian soccer moms review your movies, games, and music.

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>>80004618
nah men, you know, like the chad that brings his bitch to the theater while you're one of those dateless losers who are immediately suspected of being a theater shooter.

>>80004603
so it will be The Great Wall tier?
for those who haven't seen it (most people) the creature stuff and action is fun but a little ridiculous at times, almost childish. overall ok, nothing to take too seriously

>>80004101
These were men wae a trade

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>>80004682
>while you're one of those dateless losers who are immediately suspected of being a theater shooter
d-delete this

>>80004708
Nope it's poo poo I saw the trailer and know. Monsters in China? Get real. Also white savior much???

>>80004708
Why is comic book movies not childish but monsters are?

>the 1933 version is still the best
And it's not even such a great movie.

>>80001527
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

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>>79995822
JUST

>>79996999
He elevates shit movies just by being in them. Even if it's the biggest pile of shite you always know Jackson will deliver, just look at Deep Blue Sea.

>>80001157
He's one of the primary reason i want to see Kong. I want to see this black actor do some battle scene against a giant ape. I find the concept wonderful

>>80005090
But there is literally nothing wrong with a hot Okinawan chick

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>>79997373
>how can our future Mars colonies be free of sexism and racism?

>>79995822
So, one bad review from a shitty news site and /tv/ automatically assumes the movie is complete trash.

I miss old /tv/...

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>>79996866
It's still my most hyped Hollywood film this year. Looking forward to it very much indeed.

>>80005364
/tv/ is /v/ without the 't'

>>80001892
>Don't know why they followed up with another so quickly.

2005 was 12 years ago

>>80001892
that king kong was boring and was just a over grown silver back.