THIS SUMMER

IN A WORLD

FEATURING DANTE FROM THE DEVIL MAY CRY SERIES

>>79994482
COVERED ENTIRELY OF WHEAT

A BIG GUY RISES FROM THE ASHES

FROM THE PEOPLE WHO SAW SHREK

hahahahahahahahahahaha
LET's GROOVE TOONIGHT GET DOWN GET DOWN C'MON

THESE FOUR NIGGERFAGGOTS

THIS STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN

*record scratch*

AND A DOG!?

>>79994848
*dog covering its eyes and whimpering*

MUST UNITE TO SAVE

DRUMPFS AMERICA

COMES A STORY ABOUT

A talking lemon voiced by Brendan Fraser

STARRING ADAM SANDLER

*Fraser stares at the screen and shouts ALIMONY*

AS MATT DAMON

*ALL STAR STARTS PLAYING*

WITH THE VOICE OF JORDAN PETERSON

"You're just a bloody Marxist!"

"I want revenge" the main character whispers

WITH ALL THE RIGHT MOVES

ROB SCHNEIDER

BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT

*panning shot of CGI Victorian London*

AMERICA IS GAY AF

HUMANZEES!

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

STARRING ADAM SANDLER AS THE GIMP

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET BIG...

GOES BACK TO COLLEGE

FROM ACADEMY AWARD SNUBBED DIRECTOR UWE BOLL

THE FILM CRITICS ARE RAVING ABOUT

"This piece... deserves... stars."

"As... better (as)... better movies."

DIRECTED BY AN ANDREI TARKOVSKY HOLOGRAM

SAY SO LONG, WHITES

AND SAY HELLO TO GOBBLER THE TALKING DOG

BY PIXAR STUDIOS

IN COLLABORATION WITH HAPPY MADISON PRODUCTIONS

CREATED AND DEVELOPED BY NAUGHTY DOG

MONGOLIAN NAZIS

JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS FUCKING ENDING

FROM THE SAME STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU EMOJI

INSPIRED BY VALVE'S DOTA 2 AND JAMES JOYCE'S DUBLINERS

COMES

A GIBSON / RAIMI JOINT

ONE ACTOR, SHAMELESSLY PADDING THEIR BANK ACCOUNT

>>79995270
Sheeeeeet

FEATURING AN ORIGINAL SCORE BY HANS ZIMMER'S PATENTED ALGORITHM AND A DREAM THEATER COVER BAND

*music drops out as the camera zooms in on Robert de Niro*

OHHH IM IN THE GRAND CYCLOPS OF THE KKK!

DIRECTED BY JAMES ROLFE AND DOUG WALKER

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS

And crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea

>>79994394
*record scratch, followed by silento*
...and a hip grandma!

>>79995663
NOW WATCH ME WHIP

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

AAAAND that's a rap, everyone. We've got it.

>>79995801
Now let's discuss what this movie will be like

>>79995801
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE

>>79995826
ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE SIGNED COPY OF MARMADUKE

>>79994848
Kek'd

WITH ROB SCHNEIDER

AND ROB SCHNEIDER

AS ROB SCHNEIDER

rob schneider

KEVIN JAMES AS ROB SCHNEIDER

>>79996039
>>79996072
>>79996115
>>79996152
>>79996183
shut up

*music suddenly stops, Mr. Blue Sky starts playing when main character meets girl*

post trailers with top tier voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QXDPzx71jQ

>>79996375
ROB SCHNEIDER AS T1000

THE BRAP-POCALYPSE

*LOUD HORN SOUND*

"YOU'RE A BIG GUY!"

*LOUD HORN SOUND*

".. for you!"

STARRING KID'S CHOICE AWARDS WINNER CHRIS EVANS, AND THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU THE ACADEMY AWARD WINNING SUICIDE SQUAD

File: 1484078685508.jpg (97KB, 577x704px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 577x704px

ONE GIRL BRRRRRAAAPPPP TO RISK IT ALL

>>79996837
I bet that bum is quite pungent indeed