why don't hover boards work on water?

You need power

>>79994022
jesus had copyright on the water design.

Isn't that the question of the day.
(deleted a long post about physics to shitpost instead)

>>79994022
it clearly works tho you stupid mole person

same reason skateboards don't work on water

>>79994022
Cause water is polar. Can't have a magnet with poles.

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>>79994022
No magnetism on water

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why don't the nazgul work on water?

>>79994022
he didnt buy the DLC

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>>79994022
because you're a bojo

cuz you can only hover on air, not water
duh

>>79994022
You need a skirt around it, like a hovercraft

>>79994115
Fucking jew.

>>79994022
>why don't hover boards work on water?
Because hover boards don't exist.

>>79994872
Undead can't cross running water

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>>79994234

Exactly.

If Marty had an oar, it would not only hover... it would move, too. His shoe just wasn't big enough to function as a paddle.

>>79994234
It hovers but he can't go anywhere because he can't kick off the water.

>>79994022
Those were some fucking sweet shoes, why couldn't Nike make at least a few thousand instead of 89

>>79997380
exactly, you need a hover boat to hover on water, or at the very least marty would need a hover motor

>>79994872
Because they're afraid of Ulmo.

>>79994872
water is pure heterosexual and nazgul are gay

>>79994872
Ulmo

>>79997456
too much material
bumps production costs from 5 cents to 10 per shoe.

>>79994022
thats fresh water, thats why

they work better on salt water

>>79997560
>>79997503
Why didn't they know that Ulmo's power was withdrawn from the flowing waters of Middle Earth at the end of the First Age because of evils in the north?

>>79997667
Irrelevant, because they associate water so strongly with Ulmo, it probably becomes a superstition for them. Also, the gods' "touch" if you will, probably never quite left the things they touched or worked on.

>>79997667
Also, Ulmo NEVER gave up on the Eldar, not even after the kinslaying, or anything else for that matter.