Is Kickassia the toppest reviewerkino?

>>79990382
Yup, objectively the best one.

It's the least worse.

Linkara's movie is the absolute worse.

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>>79991303
Wait he finally got around to finishing it?

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>>79991392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h76fBmV2GVo

Still waiting for that spoonymovie tho

>>79991392
Yeah. DON'T SEE IT THOUGH.

It's infuriating.

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>>79990382
Doug used to make racial and sexist jokes and remind you of old movies you loved as a kid.

Now shitty skits of Stuckman tier films with a black furry and a feminist LGBBQer.

Have we become nostalgic for the Nostalgic Critic?

>>79990382
It's clearly To Boldly Flee, an absolute masterpiece.
Eggkara stream when?

>>79991526
We need another movienight.

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>>79991526
>Eggkara
Now, also Human my wheat!

>>79991526
>Linkara literally write himself living in his mom's basement into the plot

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>>79990382
Hey Guys can I get a quick rundown of Paul Latza?

>>79991454
>10 seconds in after opening credits
>stop
cant even shut a door comedically. Obviously you'd want a jump cut to the door immediately shut. I have zero knowledge and experience in filmmaking, and I know that. Why?!?

>>79991454
acting is not as bad as i've expected

>>79991830
Because they don't give a shit. All the money they raise, him and Doug is kept to themselves. They just half-ass these "movies" and go back to buying stupid nerd shit.

Why do you think Doug, after many, many years, still hasn't considered a smart investment to buy a proper fucking mic?

They don't give a shit.

>>79991484
hes always been garbage

>>79992116
>Why do you think Doug, after many, many years, still hasn't considered a smart investment to buy a proper fucking mic?
fucking hell lmao

>>79991702
Even the Bogdanoffs acknowledge the might of Lazta's deep plots

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>>79990382
Eggkara tonight?

>>79991702
-Disney bows to Latza
-In contact with PBG
-Possess decent editing abilities
-Controls The Gamers Atlas with an iron but fair fist
-Owns international board games
-Direct descendants of his rich parents
-Will bankroll the first cartoon purely showcasing autistic characters (Gladstone will be its name)
-Owns 99% of TGWTG merchandise in the world
-First memes of 2017 will likely be Latza memes
-Said to have an IQ upwards of 90
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a man who will raise five hundred and twenty one, then initiate a mating ritual with a secret agent of heaven.
-Known to 'get' people all over the world
-You likely have Latza inside you right now
-In regular communication with several e-celebs on Twitter, although they don't contact him back.
-Learned fluent Katan in a week
-Disney entrusts all their social video content regarding their Interactive brand to his editing magic
-He's about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he's an omnipotent being, possibly related to Q from Star Trek, who is interested in his activities.

>>79991702
>RLM bows to him
>Rules Disney with an Iron but fair fist
>Owns 99% of Josh Wedon's Deep Plots
>Created the HRT that runs in JO's body
>Could travel back in time to Save Jewario, but understands the risk to the future
>Cucks Todd in the Shadows everyday
>Convinced Lindsay to stop getting abortions

>>79991484
Malcolm's a furry?

>>79993155
saved

>>79990382
Why do all these people think their half baked personality characters are worth a movie

>>79992065

Lmao

>>79990382
Dude reviews films for a living and can't make a good one himself

I just don't understand it

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>>79991454
Any day now.

>>79991454

>his voice
>his huge Dany Devito as Penguin shnoz
>that flat, home movies-tier direction
>that forced comedy

I got to him acting drunk and cringed too hard to continue

>>79993663
Keep at it. The final showdown at the cardboard-box-storeroom planet is pure kino

>>79991454
>Breaks the 180 degree rule within 5 seconds of the intro ending.

B R A V O L O V H A U G

>>79991454
The acting is actually okay, but I'm only a few minutes in.

>>79993322
Yeah I am phone posting at work so I don't have the pic but Doug had him wear the costume on the last Commercials vid.

>>79991454

Some notes:

>Intro title cards go for 2 minutes,
>180 degree rule for conversation broken immediately
>For some reason all Alan's shots are handheld and shot at a lower angle than Linkara, but they gave him a massive amount of headroom on a blank wall. This continues throughout the scene and different shots.
>Alan leaning into the couch is awkwardly filmed and staged
>Linkara has never been drunk in his life - this is his idea of what drunk people sound like if he's only ever watched cartoons

I can't watch anymore.

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>>79994511
Eggkara Admin here, I have seen this Kino at least 50 maybe 70 times. I some times have nightmares about Linkara.

>>79991454
>when Kakacigarillo's youtube flick is better than Stuckmann's
Kek

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>when Brad is starting on the path of the spoon

>>79995678
>I have seen this Kino at least 50 maybe 70 times
oh dude im sorry

>>79995898
It's ok, the Eggkara community makes it worth it, they are some of the most Kino people on 4chan.

>>79990382
anyone on eggkara

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>>79996736
Not tonight, but will join in the weekend if there's a happening/movienight/whatever

What I find truly most disturbing about these faggots is their total lack of self-awareness.

>>79996736
I will be on after work in 45 min, also there will be the Boros Birthday Stream this weekend

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>>79997253
ace

>>79990382
>tfw i have never actually seen this
what have i missed out on lads?

OF COURSE

>>79997314
We will play it on Eggkara in 45 min come check it out

>>79997368
how long is the running time? it's night time here in Euroland and i have work tomorrow

>>79997400
about hour and a bit, i got uni in like nine hours, but its fun to get drunk too so its worth staying up