100 things i learned from passengers

cuties will forgive you fucking their lives up if you buy them waffles

that you can be a talentless ugly white woman and still get lead roles

It was a massively underrated film.

>>79988687
jennifer lawrence actually looks really good in a white bathing suit.

>>79988687
androids aint a real homie

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Raping bitches is perfectly okay if you're handsome.

>>79988687
>red pill a bitch
>wake her up
>ruin her life
>prosper

Considering how long they lived they probably didn't leave enough food for the remaining passenger's last months on the ship and basically killed everyone by staying alive.

>>79988687
jlaw can't act but she can raise her volume
chris pratt is really boring when he isn't meming

even the best scripts can get ruined by shitty actors and bland direction

Why didn't he tamper with the oxygen in her pod and leave her as a retard? this way you still have a living fuck toy but she won't complain

never trust critics

>>79988687
A ship with tens of thousands of people only has one automated doctor machine.

>>79988776
Seriously the bartender was an asshole.

>>79988687
Hi imdb refugees

>>79989264
5000 passengers at least, but yeah 1 autodoc was stupid

>>79988687
i cried in the end.

>>79989311
Why?

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>>79989331
It gave me feels

>>79989279

He wasn't an asshole, he just takes everything literal.

>>79989363
Your retarded

>not having working backup sleep pods on a multi trillion dollar spaceship is expected

>>79989594
I might be

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>>79988687
That I pirate some movies only to listen RLM hacks talk about them.