>MEMBER THAT CHESTBURSTER SCENE FROM ALIEN?

We're all going to see this film. We're all going to hate it.

>>79984019
True

you can never try to talk me out of seeing this film in the kinotheatre

>>79984019
>We're all going to hate it.
not me. this looks fucking awesome.

>>79984019
i liked prometheus, but covenant looks shit. the latest trailer was a big letdown.

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>>79984090
dont worry the other hybrid aliens, deacon and baby alien will make u amazed when u go see the full movie

GONNA BE AMAZING

>>79984084
yeah I agree! I'm not sure where all this internet hate is coming from. I'm excited

>>79984019
i haven't watched a movie in years and i seriously doubt this one will rekindle my interest in this shitty medium

>>79983835
What about the bonus situation?

>>79984150
>I'm not sure where all this internet hate is coming from
Because Ridley has purposely shown us Alien Nostalgia references instead of the new content like this
>>79984144

The throat burster alien etc - all of that is going to be great to see.

>>79984090
>i liked prometheus
Why?

>>79984206
>I hated prometheus
Why?

>>79984230
Dumbest characters in the history of forever.

>>79984230
Because it's plot hinges on dumbasses doing retarded things, despite being scientists. That's the biggest reason.

>>79984230
The mess that was the script? It was even stupider than BvS

>>79984259
must be hard to watch someone like you on screen for 2 hours

>>79984335
how so?

>>79984206
>>79984230
It's probably the stupidest science fiction movie I've ever seen. Literally ever scene has a plot whole of a character saying or doing something retarded. We're talking Battlefield Earth levels of nonsense.

Pretty to look at though, if that's all your brain wants.

>>79984348
what a wit.

>>79984335
>comparing that pretentious shit with BvS.

I hated Prometheus primarily because I paid to go see it, I'll steal this and it'll be an enjoyable mess for a couple of hours, that's fine

>>79984392
Wise

>>79984376
The dumbest shit in the movie to me was when they discovered it had an exact match to human DNA. That's not how that works.

>>79984019
Speak for yourself, I'm not watching this junk

>captain is the ultimate authority but also bears the responsibility for the crew and ship
>people get lost (geologist with a 3d map) in the alien structure
>"AY YO HOL UP DERE IMMA SEX DIS WOMAN"
prometheus general

>>79984392
>he paid to watch Prometheus
lmao

>>79983835
it's going to be a red herring
screen cap this post if you don't believe me

>>79984504
why did idris tell that irish dude and the redneck that the blipper found some life and act so strange about it?

he said something like:
>Irish dude: "Life, what do you mean life? where?"
>Idris: "East."

did he purposely give them the opposite direction so they would go west into the life form?

>>79984494
My curiosity and desire to hate it is strong.

>>79984392
>>79984392

i saw prometheus in the theaters and even normal people walked out talking about hwo ridiculous it was. I was disappointed for like two weeks.

Same feeling happened whne I thought I could teach myself to ski in the summer by jumping back and forth.

>>79984019
Yes. Absolutely.

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>>79983835

>mfw she is legitimately choking on food and then gets better
>then immediately some other crew member starts chestbursting

>>79984548
dude...

Member Alien?
ooh ooh member Aliens?
I member!
Member Alien Resurrection?
Yeah I memeber!
Member Alien though?
I member.

Why Ridley Scott forgot how to make kino?

>>79984616
They all seem to go downhill at some point.

>>79984590
This would be good to see

>>79984504
>Xenobiologist finds a decesed alien lifeform
>Woah am leaving
>sees a live alien penis snake
>Woah I'm totally touching this shit
>Geologist shows 0 interest in geology
>only auto doc on the whole ship is in a life raft
>Captain is an impotent bitch for no reason
>no one knows what the mission is before signing up
>ancient alien race invites one of it's projects to it's weapon testing site for no reason
>never explained why they're all dead, it's just assumed the black goo got them
>no evidence of creatures created by the black goo anywhere in the engineer facility

>>79984590
Have you watched the clip you mouthbreather? It's from their last meal before they go into hypersleep, there's no chestbursters yet.

>>79984206
The sets and costumes amazed me when i saw it in theaters. I haven't seen it since then though.

>Choking on food
>Slapped on back
>Inhale food
>Food in lungs

whoops

Happened to me when I was a kid, had to go to the emergency room to get it out, learn the Heimlich maneuver folks, it exists for a reason.

>>79984669
>Have you watched the clip

Too busy son, time to tend those fields!

>>79984348
If he ran in a lateral or even a diagonal direction at Prometheus' climax he would have won Best Anon of the Year at the Oscars.

>>79984714
kek

>>79984019
nah i'll wait for the cam

>>79984616
>>79984650

Yet people on here think the new Blade Runner won't be a steaming turd right on the chest of the old one

>>79984860
I feel sick thinking about what that is going to turn out as. I don't know if I can bring myself to watch that one.

>>79983835
Haha I member! This is a god film!

>>79984019
literally me

>>79983835
ohhh i member!

>>79984019
Nah I was going to see this but I think I'm going to see Kong instead.

>>79984900
"he say you brade runna"
"part time"

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>>79984019

Some of us already do. We have excuse tho. Pic related, Danny McFart

>>79984019
>we're all going to see this film

I got burned on Prometheus. I'm not going to make that mistake twice. Nor am I going to contribute to another sequel.

>>79983835
Is that La Flama Blanca?

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>>79984019

Difference is, you faggots will pay for it, rewarding bad films and continuing to encourage them to make more.

>>79984144
go back to your house ridley you're senile

>>79986534
not if you pirate it

>>79986598
>go back to your house ridley you're senile
RUDE

>>79983835
>The food ain't that bad if you keep thinking about that big bonus