Ok. Are many of you so stupid that you actually think that it

why do you think about gay sex so much?

>>79983005
Kill yourself faggot

It's almost like they're trying to create characters who are interesting or something
crazy huh

Why would gay people be needed?

>>79983120
Why wouldn't they?

>>79983005
Okay. Why didn't they send an entire crew of fags and dykes if the purpose of a colonizing mission isn't to create an support the existence of a colony?

It's retarded to have fags on a colonizing mission unless their sperm is going to be used to create bastard kids for the sake of genetic diversity.

>>79983120
What would necessitate gay people being excluded?

>>79983129
Because they will die without having any children to ensure the success of the colony. That's why idiot.

>>79983081
Wow so characters are only interesting based on their identity politics?

>>79983154
>die
>no kids

All the hetero colonists died in a plane crash and all we have are two fags. COLONY FAILURE

>>79983081
>straight people aren't interesting
>gotta make them gay
it's like lazy writing
or something huh

>>79983134
>Off world colonies get established by sending one ship.

I guarantee the term artificial womb will be dropped in the movie. The spoilers say they have embryos on board, so how else would they birth those embryos?

>>79983158
You're a fucking retard. Obviously they were chosen for the mission based on skills they could contribute to it, not for their breeding ability. You don't find it interesting huh? Well, no one cares what you find interesting. You're not important and your opinion doesn't matter.

>>79983134
There is a basic concept here that you seem to not understand.
The crew is not there to make babies.
The crew is there to operate the ship and facilitate the mission.
How do you not get this?

>>79983206
I bet you've got similar skills to those two. Like the ability to lick shit smears off a penis.

>>79983268
Sounds like you think about graphic gay sex quite a bit. Anything you want to get off your chest?

>>79983005
>Are many of you so stupid that you actually think that it is the purpose of the crew of a colonizing mission to procreate through sexual intercourse?
The purpose of the crew was to gather as much wheat as possible

>>79983182
There's two gay dudes. The rest of the crew are not gay.
ONLY TWO OF THEM ARE GAY.

>>79983081
People don't want to see faggots in movies.

>>79983005
>being in denial

>>79983180
You think the colony wouldn't be a failure if just ONE Herero couple survived?

>>79983285
Just your fat mother

>>79983403
You might wanna go look up statistics on people's approval of gay marriage etc. No one cares about it anymore except old people. Gay dudes exist, who gives a damn. Why is it such a big deal for you?

>>79983447
>I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

>>79983206
>triggered homo
Kill yourself, faggot.

>>79983180
>an entire colony built from one man and one women
>successful
>even possible

>>79983528
Get used to not getting your way.

>>79983482
What faggots do behind closed doors is their own business but I sure am fucking sick and tired of hearing about it constantly and having it forced in to every fucking form of media. Faggots like you should kill themselves.

>>79983482
You mean people who are too afraid to say what they really mean.
Why do you think 'homophobia' is so prevalent on this anonymous image board?
Besides the stupid and the mentally ill, people really don't like faggots.

>>79983005
but it is the future, gays can procreate

>>79983482
>. No one cares about it anymore
Keep telling yourself that queer. I forgot 4chan is an online old folks home.

>>79983631
Day of The Rope is coming, lad, gonna' get me some new faggot wind chimes for the tree out back.

>>79983644
>>79983658
You guys are so delicate! Gay people have been in movies for decades. You've been raging about it all this time? Must be exhausting! I guess you have plenty of time on your hands. Not doing so great with the ladies I'm thinking.

I'm concerned how this entire flick looks very gay and shit

>>79983644
>I am a triggered snowflake who needs to be shielded from anything that hurts my feelie-weelies!
>why isn't the entire world my safe space?!

ITT: guys who think about gay men a lot and hang out in threads talking about gay men and make multiple posts about gay men.
>really makes you think

>>79983658
>Why do you think 'homophobia' is so prevalent on this anonymous image board?
Because you guys are too pussy to actually say anything in real life, so saying it anonymously online without consequence make you feel better.

>>79983720
In your little world, maybe, because it makes you feel safe if there's an excuse for it, then you say to yourself that it's just a minority that hates faggots, but in truth you are despised the world over.
Look at Africa, they kill fags there like nobody's business, it's an instinctual reaction to decadence and filth, like how a person naturally wants to avoid the odor of rotting flesh.

>>79983703
There's a tree in the back of your mom's basement?

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>>79983800
>like how a person naturally wants to avoid the odor of rotting flesh.

>>79983800
>mfw I am a married heterosexual
But please do go on and tell us all your thoughts about gay men, clearly it's a subject you're very passionate about.

>>79983800
Nobody should ever look at Africa as a positive example of any societal situation.

If it was a colonization ship, EVERYONE would be a breeder, yes even the crew.

Why waste fuel and resources on people who essentially just eat, fuck and die while contributing very little to the actual mission (populating the place)

If they're the most brilliant minds on earth, fair enough, that would be acceptable. But I'm guessing they're not going to be, and even then it would be a stretch.

Anyone saying its anything but a diversity box tick are delusional.

>>79983720
>Gay people have been in movies for decades
except it wasn't like now where faggotry has to forced in to everything.

>>79983800
>look at Africa

If you are going to cite the behavior of a culture who thinks that raping a chld cures AIDS as a tentpole for your beliefs, you are going to lose.

>>79983913
Nah. You don't need everyone to make babies. That's stupid.

In fact you don't want the crew to have any accidental pregnancies during the voyage. Taking care of a baby or doing an abortion during the journey would be problematic. So it's totally fine.

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>>79983850
A racist and a faggot huh?

>>79983934
>everything
Actually it's not in that many things. The number of films with no gay characters is huge. Are you sure it's not just because you're looking for it?

>>79983952

>Logic? Nah, this might happen cuz reasons so I win.

Neck yourself

>>79983982
You're just mad because you know I'm right.

>>79983913
THEY HAVE EMBRYOS
THEREFOR THEY MUST HAVE A WAY TO BIRTH THESE EMBRYOS

Why do people conveniently not realize that 12 crew members isn't enough to create a long term, self sustaining colony?

>>79984015
all I know is that you're a dirty queer

>>79983913
I know that you really want to believe what you said, but no.
Simply inducing pregnancy, or even bringing a baby to full term and successfully birthing it is not going to save a colony who is in a bad enough situation where that sort of last straw tactic would even come up.

>>79984052
And you're not even right about that. So I geuss you don't know anything.
>what a surprise

>>79983507
...on a cock

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>>79983005

They're clearly all couples sent on a surprise theme interplanetary date. Turns out the theme for this date is "a day in the life of farmers"

>being this mad gay people exist

>>79984146
In all honesty, I'd watch a film that focused on farming and colonization that just happened to have Ayyliums

>>79983560

dumbass thats how the entire population came about. fucking moron

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>>79984195
Let me consult my big book o' Jewish fairy tales ... yep this checks out!

>>79983206
>they were chosen for the mission based on skills they could contribute to it
Nobody in that mission was chose with skills in mind, they're all retards
>what are the odds?
Zero, only a retard would ask with modern Earth wheat would be on an alien planet
Only retards would leave their ship without biosuits and weapons
Only retards would enter an alien ship without biosuits and weapons
And a long etc

WY sent a bunch of retards to die, that's the movie, this is the equivalent of sluts and jocks dying on a slasher movie, nobody in there has an IQ higher than 40

>>79984109
>not getting the reference
You're on the wrong board friend

>>79984195
>I think the story of creation in The Bible actually happened.

And there goes any credibilty...

>>79984273

t. evolution cuck

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>>79984310
>he's serious

>>79984334

1 (you) has been deposited

thanks for posting!

>>79984310
https://youtu.be/YhEKJCygY1k

Anyone who immeiately focuses in on two gay guys being a "logical error" in a colonizing mission in a Ridley Scott Alien Franchise movie is just making it clear that they do not like gay men.
It's pretty cut and dry.

>>79984414

>Anyone who immeiately(sic) focuses in on two gay guys being a "logical error" in a colonizing mission in a Ridley Scott Alien Franchise movie is just making it clear that they do not like gay men.
It's pretty cut and dry.

" I'm a faggot " - You

>>79983392
Universalbrain.jpg

>>79984450
"Allow me to prove the point you just made" - You

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>>79984244

>>79984508

No one cares what you do behind closed doors. Just understand that most non-mentally ill people find it vile and disgusting, and we're sick of hearing about it, sick of pretending like you deserve special treatment and protections.

In other words, fuck off.

>>79983120
They're there to work on the ship and establish the colony, not for procreation.

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>>79984545
There's a special place in hell for you

>>79983005
Why is everyone focusing on such a minute detail of the plot of the film. Literally not important.

>>79983005
bottom left looks like a vagina with a dick hanging out of it

>>79984564
No. I will shove it in your face as much as possible.

>>79984583
This place is swarming with autists. You should have figured that out by now.

>>79983005
well nobody said gays cant have sex with other women

gays are not barren. If a gay man shoots inside a woman she will get pregnant. He might take longer to get an erection, but thats about it.

you have no idea how many "married man with kids" who are looking for gay sex on craigslist

>>79984603
You know, there's not a lot of Gieger designs you can't say that about.

>>79984619

Then don't get mad when people call you a disgusting, socially abusive faggot.

>>79983005
who cares? It couldn't be as embarassing as the fucker in Prometheus who deployed robots to map entire caverns out in detail and then promptly got lost.

>>79984244
So Jesus travelled back in time to preach ethics to Adam and Eve that didn't come about within typical Biblical writing until roughly 2000 years ago?

What's this picture trying to convey?

>>79984656
No, I will still get mad, cause you're overreacting.

>>79983482
That's gay marriage. Not unwed space faggotry.

>>79983720
I'm willing to bet that the X-Men trilogy had more gays than Cruisin'

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>>79983005
>Is /tv/ seriously that stupid?
No, but /pol/ is and /tv/ is now /pol/.

>>79983017
>why do you think about gay sex so much?
Why does /pol/?

>>79983120
>Why would gay people be needed?
Newsflash. Gay people are people. People can serve a purpose in society other than just the biological need to breed. Certainly 4chan is already living proof of that.

In a future society, especially one with colony ships going into space, there are various means of reproduction besides the ole in 'n out. It's an interesting concept in science and science fiction. It is a neat aspect of stories about colony ships.

>>79983741
Think about what? How despite the energy they put into bitching about gays they wish to be bottomed by gruff prison gangsters until they involuntarily ejaculate?

>>79984564
>wahh wahhh! I am so fragile that I need to be shielded from reality! I need to live in a shielded echo chamber or I cannot function!

How fragile is your existence that gay people in television and films threatens you so much? What is the load-bearing wall in your life that gay sex is going to bring crashing down?

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>>79984757
literally who cares dude

gays have been around since forever

>>79984799
>various means of reproduction besides the ole in 'n out

why do people keep thinking gay men -cant- have sex with women? they have 100% functional genitalia

>>79984930
Well,at least two people care,dude. Despite gays having been around forever.

>>79984710
This is pretty much the point of this:
>>79984414

>>79984930
They could have at least been married first like decent space homos

>>79984912

and another faggot arrives

>all these fucking bigots and homophobes ITT

Makes me fucking sick. We're here, we're queer, get used to it. It's 2017 you fucking close-minded inbred HICKS.

>>79985059
Kill yourself faggot

>>79985067
Kill yourself heterosexual

>>79985059
Whats wrong with inbreeding you close minded faggot?

>>79985096
Where the fuck did you get inbreeding from?

>>79985040
>any person that uses logic and threatens my narrow worldview is a faggot

I hope that you don't ever wonder why no one takes you seriously.

>>79985165
>We're here, we're queer, get used to it. It's 2017 you fucking close-minded inbred HICKS.


From that incestophobes post.

>>79985096
Inbreeding causes genetic malfunctions in the off spring, in other words, the off spring is more retarded than its parents

>>79985093
If you just posted without having to out yourself as a queer with every post it wouldn't even matter anon.

>>79983005
>Is /tv/ seriously that stupid?
Are you really questioning that?

is it gay when you regularly receive blowjobs from another man (while watching straight porn) but dont do anything else for him? (zero reciprocation)

just uhh....asking for a friend

>>79985245
Fuck you dude, bigot. It's 2017 retard

>>79985281
>le current year

thats a real bad way to argue things

>>79985281
That's why more and more people hate you fags by the day. You're hated more than you were 20 years ago because everything has to come back to your faggotry. Isn't there any more to you than that?

>>79985239
Sure...if you are out to breed. But even then thats up to the couple. If they wish to bring genetic abominations into the world thats ok as long as they arent on welfare.

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>>79985308
>>79985349
>still being a homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, racist, bigot in the year 2017
You weren't raised right

>>79985264
No...just give him cigarettes or beat up someone who is bullying him and it will be kosher.

>>79983081
>straight people are bland, it is the gays who are interesting
So their buttfucking adds a new dimension to the film, is that what you're saying?
>wasting all those resources during a COLONIZING mission on 2 genetic dead ends

>>79985388
My friends father is gay but he doesn't define his existence by his faggotry. fags like you are the problem.

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>this thread

>>79985449
Good point. The movie takes places hundreds of current years into the future. How do people expect gay for the sake of gay to simultaneously be a compelling character point?

>>79985475
Bigots like YOU are the problem.

The crew is there to raise the babies in a family environment. The babies come from an artificial womb.

>>79985655
I hope you enjoy being abused every time you force your faggotry in to every conversation because that's not going to change

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>>79985655
(You)

>>79985281
kys

>>79985698
I have an abuse fetish so I actually do enjoy it

>>79985655
The problem is far more complen than most small minded liberal faggots want to admit to themselves. Let me help you with it.

I don't mind gay men who know how to act. I do mind the spermburping,cumstained faggots who lisp and limpwrist around because theyre broken men who wish to act feminine. You anti bigot kids hate social constructs but never call out nancyboys for REEEEinforcing the "feminine' characteristics as slutty and cock crazed.

>>79985730
Keep it up then queer.

>>79985784
Sort yourself out lad

>>79985793
OK!

>>79985798
Being gay is a birth defect.

>>79983673

Y'all be in an old folks home by 2100

>>79985833
That's your opinion!

The future is bleak

>>79985833
it's a genetic defect

>>79985798
Good and sorted Turkish.

>>79984799
>/pol/

i thought i was on /tv/ lol

>>79985854
shut up nigger

>>79985833
So what? It's manageable. Leave those people alone. Worry about your own butthole.

>>79983120
more importantly, when will the bonus situation be handled?

>>79983228
this.

can't just have a thread about xeno kino. fuck all of you.

y they gotta b gay tho?

>go to colonize space
>send nothing but gays and interracial couples

what could go wrong?

>>79986056
There have been at least 10 threads going constantly since since the trailer dropped.

>>79986122
All the black men contract future aids from the gay men,spread it back to the females?

>>79986065
Because the only known xenomorph repellant in the galaxy is a gay mans breath after he is done shrimping.

>>79983005
>facehugger in the shape of wheat
what did they mean by this?

>>79983005
The fucking CREW isn't there to FUCKING PROCREATE YOU FUCKING RETARDS. THE COUPLES THEY'RE TAKING TO PROCREATE ARE NOT SHOWN

>>79983081
>intetesting
Nothing unteresting about being different.

>>79986220
doesn't change the fact they forced faggots in to this movie

>>79986220
But are the couples gay? Not like there would be any shortage of turkey basters or bug chasers in the future.

Well,maybe a slight shortage of bug chasers...

>>79983081

It's almost like (((they're))) attempting to both further normalize homosexuality and substitute sexual orientation for depth.

>>79986264
>two gay men in a crew of approximately 20 people
>forced

It would be less annoying if you were man enough to just say "I hate fags and I have zero tolerance for fags in any capacity" than to hide behind weak and transparent arguments.

>>79986341
See
>>79986411

>>79986341
Nigga you gay.

But yeah that whole thing about substituting sexual orientation for character is pretty cheesy.

Joe:When dad died I had so many questions...I will never get the answers now.

Gay Joe: When dad died I had so many questions,I will never get the answers now. And by questions I mean shlongs in my sphincter and nards on my face. And by answers I mean I will never be able to shit properly again

>>79984583

Because 4chan thrives on creating victim complexes. Most 4channers are socially awkward nerds who desperately try to find reasons why they've been shat on in life, so they go for the other easiest target - any minority group they can get their hands on.

>>79983720
>reddit punctuation

at least try to hide it

>>79986486
wew got a psych 101 graduate over here
Got anymore overreaching generalisations you want to spew?

>>79986411

I don't particularly hate fags, tbqh.

They're kinda beneath notice, really.

>>79984244
>faggot enthusiast
>fedora tipper

Everything checks out.

>>79984799

>Gay people are people

Well...

>>79986559
>As you can see ladies, I'm clever. Wicked, nihilistic... and not afraid to speak my mind
>If you've made it this far into my OKCupid profile, you might be the girl for me.

>>79986636

Damn, you really put me in my place, m8.

>>79986495
>>79986563

>muh epic memes

>>79986636
cringe

>>79986486
Reddit is perceived as a bunch of naive tools who believe that being a nerd is cool. As a result, they're childishly enthusiastic about their hobbies (which they've only barely scratched the surface of), find random humour completely hilarious, and are notoriously pedantic. This is due to the fact that they believe that nerds are some kind of "cultural elite" simply because their interests aren't completely mainstream.

BUT, since they don't see themselves as particularly alienated by society, they haven't developed the pleb/patrician paradigm, unlike 4chan. Consequentially, they also have the politically-correct mentality that goes with the delusion that they can still be normal members of society and accepted by potentially anyone, or that they have moral standards to uphold. This makes them very prone to being shocked or amused by the cheapest transgressions and subversions.

>>79986670
>must... keep... being... defensive... at... all ... costs

>>79986486
You're high. Those "minority" groups receive unparallel state and social protections and people like you condone anything they do out of fear of being labelled a bigot that its actually quite harmful to them. Ironic really.

>>79986676
This motherfucker gets it,why can't anyone else?

>>79986760

I've never visited Reddit, personally, my only experience with it has been 4chan calling everything they don't like "reddit", so there's nothing to get.

>>79986923
There is plenty to get. You just refuse to go get it.

>>79983978
Good goy. Push it further. Not enough gays

>>79986676
But the 4chan reaction to this is "everything sucks", and being an uber-edgy asshole that must always be behind 7 juicy layers of irony. Don't try to pretend that 4chan has achieved some sort of enlightened middle ground.

>>79983154
Well, just because they're gay doesn't mean they can't have babies with the females.

It is odd for a colonization mission to send non-breeders when every pound costs a million dollars to send.

reddit is left
4chan is right
and never wrong

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>>79983129
>>79983005

We're talking about a long term colonization mission where they have to budget and account for weight. Men weigh more and consume more calories, so when you ask "why wouldn't they?" thats a bit of a fallacy. Why haul 300+ pounds of human plus the amount of calories it takes to keep them alive for x amount of the journey. What are they offering, in a mission explicitly about colonization and reproduction, that offsets their cost? All they're bringing is semen and human male strength. You could bring like 100 pounds of semen with as much genetic diversity as possible. and having 2 gay uncles around to schlep things probably doesn't make it worth bringing them.

On the other hand, if it was lesbian couple that would make a ton of scents. the whole crew should ideally be jockey-sized lesbians and a freezer full of cum. take up less space, consume less calories, weigh less, have wombs, etc.

Americans are mentally ill and push agendas before reason

>>79987043
>On the other hand, if it was lesbian couple that would make a ton of scents. the whole crew should ideally be jockey-sized lesbians and a freezer full of cum. take up less space, consume less calories, weigh less, have wombs, etc.

XXX Spoof when?

There would be no point in sending homos, that's all. It wasn't necessary for the movie in any way. Don't throw a fit, you flaming sissy.

>>79986676
nigger /tv/ is one of the cringiest, most iamverysmart 14 year olds trying to project how "adult" they are by whining about other people's "childishly enthusiasm." Its called not being an edgy hormonal dick about everything and realizing that nobody is ever impressed by how much you don't like shit. If you're using the "call people redddit" labeling meme and it isn't 2015 or earlier, you need to go back to redddit and stop projecting.

>>79983120
Fashion shows.
Interior decorating.
Hairdressers.

All sorts of reasons.

It's hypothesised that homosexuals exist within society in order to get shit done while breeding pairs are able to bring up offspring.

Not that it entirely matters - we know that the Covenant is a ship carrying millions of fertilised embryos. The crew aren't there for breeding purposes. They're paired up so that they can start families.

Socially it makes sense - if you're beginning a new society somewhere, you may as well have gay people in authority, lest you end up with some religion down the line that thinks murdering people for their sexuality is okay. It's about social engineering as much as genetic.

>>79987167
>this is what faggots actually believe
And that's why we have fag drags

>>79987167
I keep seeing that rationalization and it is stupid and remain stupid.

Gay genes exist because social controls kept them marrying and reproducing. With no such things, it will evolve out of society.

>>79983120

Assuming that the ship is filled with millions of embryos, it's so that you don't have any hidden outliers in your future society that could one day be picked on.

Much like 'Why would it be useful to have ever race represented when starting a colony?' the answer is that your future civilization hundreds of years down the line doesn't get freaked out when they're visited by other humans from different races.

>>79987221

Then why do so many other animals have homosexual tendencies?

>>79987210

Rustled jimmies detected.

>>79984258
>Only retards would leave their ship without biosuits and weapons
>Only retards would enter an alien ship without biosuits and weapons
>I base the entire movie and my critique of the characters' actions on a single short trailer
>>Only retards would leave their ship without biosuits
>sent on a mission to colonize a planet
>but it wouldn't make sense for said planet to be habitable by humans so they wouldn't need biosuits
And you're calling fictional characters dumb.

>>79986545

We're on 4chan - this place is meant for just that. You're all a bunch of weeaboo faggots, remember.

>>79986149
and they all devolve into shit slinging.

>>79987221
Except theres no correlation to suggest that homosexuality is inherited directly. Hosmosex people that reproduce don't generally have homosex kids. Its likely a random mutation combined with developmental factors.

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>>79987410
>goes to the zoo
>whines when all the monkeys all masturbating and throwing shit

>>79983158
How is being gay identity politics? It's just their sexual orientation

>>79984799
>Certainly 4chan is already living proof of that.

Shots fired.

Define "living" though.

man I just wanna talk about xenos and shit without wheat memes or gay colonist memes...

>>79987293
ass stink confusion, they are animals after all.

It's the relatively high level in humans that is the issue.

>>79986676
Highly perceptive, borderline autistic posts like this one should be the norm here.
I don't want to read your uninteresting reddit opinions.

>>79983268
Implying the hetero women don't have those skills, if they're any fun whatsoever.

>>79987084
>a ton of scents

This is Trump's America

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>sign up for colonisation mission
>bonus is promised (splendid)
>crew is a bunch of gays and woman
>nobody send a robot first to check if its even possible to live there
>somehow nobody bothered to scan the planet via satellites
>nobody bothered to do some intense investigation to figure out what kind of animals, viruses, bacteria live there
>act all surprised when we get hunt down by assburster aliums
>run through stupid corridors and scream like a madman
>gays are too busy fucking each others anuses
>woman are useless as usual
>gonna die and miss the bonus because humanity is too dumb to plan this mission and make it a success

>>79984244
Every species starts out with 2, fucking idiot. Or do you think thousands of pairs popped out of nowhere?

>>79984912
>waaaaaa you're fragile
>omg you don't want to make a faggot cake for my faggot wedding ;(

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>>79988120
fucking disgusting to see this gay shit in public, I agree

can't wait til we finally purge the subhumans

also since when /tv/ has so many pro gay tards?

>>79983005
dude grain lmao

>>79983507
>You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

>>79984273

if evaluation was real we'd know about it but when we look to the bibble there's noothing there i mean are we supposed to believe that we all used to be monkies in the jungle then how come there still loads of monkies in the jungle and they dont keep turning into people? face it, elevation is just a liberal trick concocted by jew to corrupt our soft vunerable children in order to get them to turn away from good god almighty

>>79987714

Dolphins, birds, etc. For someone on this site you sure don't like science.

>>79988378

It's sad because this kind of thinking is in effect on 4chan. Has been for years.

>>79988091
Ladies and gentlemen we have a biologist in the thread, everyone direct your questions here. >>>>

>>79987167

>if you're beginning a new society somewhere, you may as well have gay people in authority

I dunno, I think it'd be more advantageous to cherrypick only the mentally fit for starting a new society. Preferably, by the time the film takes place, it'd be a simple matter of curing these mental abnormalities before they even really manifest.

>>79988378
10/10
Honestly if you had just spelled the words right I wouldn't have been able to tell it was a troll. It's gettin' mighty stupid round these parts lately

>>79989153
What about men who claim heterosexuality but spend their days in threads about gay men discussing gay men and all their thoughts about gay men

What should we do with them

>>79989206

Infallible logic, m8, you've cracked this case wide open. Every person who ever posted anything about gay people in a thread has done so a thousand times, does nothing but post about gay people, and is only doing so because they're in the closet themselves.

Also

>not an argument

>>79984912
>you can't have a movie without faggots!!!!
What a time to be alive.

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>>79989206
>Acrophobes secretly love heights!!

>>79989350
Uh huh so anyway what should we do with those people, wise anon?

>>79989388
Most movies don't have any but I know you /pol/ kids don't actually watch the movies you claim are oppressing you or whatever

>>79989608

Anything but condone it. When a machine has a screw loose, you try to fix it, not put it back on the shelf and pretend it'll work as well as the rest.

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>tfw homo
>tfw perfectly content to keep my sexual fetish private
>tfw don't expect society to uproot its moral traditions for my sake
>tfw faggots who politicize their sexuality need to be gassed

>>79989707
Okay, good luck with fixing all the homosexuals. I'll be over here doing, you know, normal person stuff. Have fun!

>>79989639
Everyone will watch a new Alien movie, that's why agenda-driving faggots and their progressive cuck enablers feel compelled to force some faggot romance into it. God forbid we watch a movie about aliens without two men fucking in it, right?

>>79990012
Just don't watch it if it triggers you. Whatever safe space hugbox you need, find it and stay there in safety. You have my blessing.

>>79986122
The black guy looks mixed race and it's a majority white crew. The Africa will be bred out in a couple generations.

>>79989835

> I'll be over here doing, you know, normal person stuff.

Spending your days in threads about gay men discussing gay men and your thoughts about gay men, you mean?

>>79990449
No, threads about movies. I don't know if you saw the title of this board, maybe you got lost on your way here?
>>>/pol/

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>>79989735
>hello fellow homosexuals
>I'm gay... I swear!
>my sexual orientation is a fetish!

>>79990504

It's a thread about gays, though. According to you, posting here makes you a fag.

>/pol/

It's fallacious to believe everyone who doesn't condone homosexuality comes from such an extreme culture, m8. The simple fact is the general populace at large will only ever see it as a distasteful abnormality. Anyone with even the slightest social inkling would know this.

>>79990688
You have this in common with Muslims, the fastest growing religion. Congratulations.

>>79989388
Nobody in this thread said that. Stop trying to deflect.
Normal people can watch a movie with gay people in it without acting like it's a personal attack.

>>79990012
Almost every movie ever has heterosexual couples in it. Does that trigger your uber-sensitive snowflake personality? No.
But homosexual couples (which is reality) being depicted in movies is "shoving them down your throat" .
Where is your outrage when almost every movie ever shows heterosexual couples being intimate?

>>79986341
>normalise homosexuality
It is pretty normal, you fucking revolting faggot. Why do you give a shit if men fuck each other? Are they doing it on your lawn? Why does the subject interest you right-wing fags so much?

>>79988018
smells good

>>79983005
Low quality bait

>>79983403

A movie about a faggot just won the oscar for best picture.

>>79983017
i dunno i never used to think about sex that often

now i jack off like 3 to 4 times a day

can't stop thinking about twink bods

>>79983120
who do you think designed the sets

>>79983720
I'm sorry, I think you're lost.

Here, Faggi-I mean Reddit is over
here >>https://www.reddit.com/

>>79984244
Are you mentally retarded? Are you denying that every living thing didn't come from 2 of the same species? Jesus, that what the jewish evolution teaches.

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>>79984244
what a impossibly yellow sun, looks so unrealistic

everything else checks out though

>>79987349
Yeah, you're right. The writers are dumb for making for making the characters so dumb.

>>79987675
>having an on topic, civil, enjoyable conversation
>on a board of 4chan

>>79990291
>chuckling about incoming cucklings

>>79989639
That's because "normal" people have been deluded into liking this shit. "Normal" people 60 years ago wouldn't let this shit slide

>>79992329
It is not normal fag enabler. Fags are 3 (kek) percent of the population, not normal at all

>>79995046
I'm not a fan of forced shit, but, erm, people 60 years ago were great and all, but they could've used a lil (and I hate myself for saying this) tolerance. ik ik im really dumb and stupid for saying that shit

Also I don't get why people keep arguments about a person's character running on 4chan as they can just stop replying and no one would ever know if they're someone else posting in the thread about different things now.

>>79995149
That's a low estimate but fair enough. It would still be normal to find gays in a group of human beings. You have also done nothing to dispel the notion that your discomfort with homosexuality is related to an internal conflict that you're undergoing. Why don't you leave us all out of it? I don't want to talk about buttsex with you anon; I want to talk about aliens and wheat

>>79995381
Maybe you should've talked in a thread not about a guy angry at butt buddies?

>>79983228
There is a basic concept here you're not understanding.

A straight crew member can be breed AND pilot/maintain the ship.