What the hell happened to her Career?

Turned 30

>>79982936
BOObs too big
Scared the homo pedo crowd that runs Hollywood >>79982956

Shes hot, but talentless.

Sure, thats 90% of hollywood, but her kind of 'hot' is nothing special. Shes a blonde with nice tits. Literally anyone could replace her.

If shes smart she'll realize this and get knocked up by someone actually successful

>>79982936

Shat on Caitlyn Jenner for the wrong fucking reasons

>>79982936
Look at those crow's feet
That's why

Stumpy legs and large thighs. Pretty face and nice tits though.

>>79982936
She made a /pol/ comment and no is unhireable.

>>79983058
Isn't she married to someone she met in university?

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she was the only good 5 seconds of beyond

>>79982936
Why did you capitalize Career?

>>79982956
actually just 30?

>>79983295
college, actually

>>79983480
She 35

And has 6 films coming coming out in 2017. (Assuming "The Stolen" ever gets a release...)

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>>79982956

Stayed british

>>79983218
>large thighs
implying this is a bad thing

>>79983398

>Beyond

Into Darkness brighteyes

>>79982936
Too bimbo looking.

>>79982936
she was in Black Mirror recently but idk why she fell off the radar.

>>79982936
Should've kept showing those titties

>>79984787
She has a lot of stuff for 2017. Smaller films sometimes take years before being released.

she was good in everything i've seen her in,
weird smile
bangin body

>Daughter of literally who media figure uses daddys cash to push her way into the limelight
>Mediocre skill and 7/10 looks

Too spoiled to suck cock for roles. Genuinely thinks she deserves success.

>>79983295
>>79983506

Recently split, so probably getting blacked as we speak..

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>>79983033
>BOObs too big

>>79986767
>>79983033

Great. Now i keep singing the harry and the Hendersons theme with this instead of "feet"

>>79986518

Only extras suck cocks for roles. The rest is just nepotism.

>>79983226
post pls

>>79988451
Posted this on her Insta. many thought it was aimed at Bruce/Caitlyn:
“If you were a woman no one would have heard of you because women can’t compete in the decathlon. You wouldn’t be a hero. You would be a frustrated young athlete who wasn’t given a chance. Until women are paid the same as men, then playing at being a ‘woman’ while retaining the benefits of being a man is unfair. Do you have a vagina? Are you paid less than men? Then, my friend, you are a woman.”

>>79986518

Her dad is a fairly well known actor on UK tv

>ywn woo her during an interview

https://youtu.be/2pRQvEJ2ti8

>>79988582
>the green eye died, overtaken by the (((blue)))
>goes full jew
no more energy to this slag

>>79988641
>knew it was Craig before I clicked it
He's legendary.

>>79982936
Same thing as Daddario - she didn't suck jew cocks.

>Never had a nude scene involving her ass

What a shame

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>>79986518
>7/10 looks

You need to leave the house more often.

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>>79982936
Got old too quickly.

>>79983398
god damn those are some lewd clavicles

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Star Trek Into Darkness > Star Trek 2009 > Beyond

>>79989219
>>79988641
I wish Craig would teach me his magic. He has a perfect technique where he can talk like a woman to engage them but maintaining his flirtatious nature, not approaching gay bitch territory.

>>79989360
It's just natural charisma + his history as a bad boy.

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she got fat

>>79986518
...and 10/10 sex appeal
Watch her Ferguson interview.

>>79983398
I want to have missionary sex with her in the bedroom with the lights off, if you know what I mean.

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>>79989772

>>79989772
That's ideal breeding shape. I'd be on her like bees to cola.

>>79989360
become a degenerate addict and start a rock band. then hit rock bottom and become sober

>>79989187
>>79989360
>Craig
Truly a god amongst men.

>>79989219
>Same thing as Daddario - she didn't look like a Holocaust victim
FTFY

>>79989846
>lights off
why

>>79989339
captain marvel, is that you?

>>79989772
fat?
this is a perfect woman body
you fucking retarded

>>79983058
>Shes hot, but talentless.
I thought she was pretty good in that movie with Bryan Cranston(where he plays a blind hitman).

>>79990233
Anon.

Anon, you're on 4chan. You're on 4chan on a board with v in its name. All the boards with v in their name are shitholes. The only exception to that is /trv/ who avoids that by being slow and empty.

>>79990202
I would have been down for that.

>>79989846
>>79990095
so she can't see his disgusting body

>participated in JewJew's """""""Star Trek"""""""" atrocities

DROPPED

>In 2015, Eve aroused controversy with her comments on Caitlyn Jenner's public transition from man to woman, when she accused Jenner of "playing at being a woman".[26][27]

PICKED BACK UP

>>79988641
>>79989187
>>79989360
His secret is the constant put-downs framed as jokes, alternated with compliments. He temporarily pricks her ego and self-confidence, then builds it back up again. Effectively scrambling her brains.

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>>79990842
Can you post some other tips?

>>79990935
No idea. I'm useless with women and not into PUA. But it's pretty basic human psychology.

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<3

>still can't find a torrent for The Rotters Club

wtf went wrong

>>79991094
What happened to her tits?

>>79990935
I love the manosphere, but this guy triggers me.

>>79991285
I sucked them of all milk

>>79982936
there are superior versions of this make and model

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>>79990935

Man I remember "The Game". It was immensely hyped/popular when it came out and effectively launched the pathetic PUA culture.

I remember reading the book. Then I got to the rent-a-villa part and my suspense of disbelief couldn't take it anymore. I thew it in the trash and never finished.

Then I saw this picture. This is the entourage of pussyslayers that his book is about. These guys couldn't get laid outside a brothel in my country.

>>79991677
I love those short stumpy legs of hers

>>79991746
There are not

>>79989772
Stop using words you don't understand.
She's not even chubby.

>>79991906
That's it guys, Im going to watch "Sex and the City" the movie. Wish me luck

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>>79991906

>>79991838
this can't be real

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>>79991906
Lol no wife would ever allow a nanny that hot.

>>79988641
I watch this and all the other alice eve - craig ferguson interviews atleast once every month or so.

It's literal perfect human interaction captured on screen, Craig is a god

>>79988641
Craig set himself up very well to eat ass after that interview.

>>79983033
>BOObs too big
Mostly this. Hollywood is binary: it wants actresses who are shaped like 1's and 0's. Curves, real curves, not fat in denial, not T H I C C, aren't kosher in Hollywood.

>>79991906
>>79992221
You are correct, fucking the nanny is one of the most common things famous men do.

Jude Law, Ben Affleck, Gavin Rossdale, Tiger Woods and those are just the top of my head.

It's such a potent combination
>She is good with your kids
>Your kids like her
>She is pleasant and never nags or snap at you
>She is always there, maybe even more often than your wife
>Availability, can bang her the minute after your wife gets in the car and drives into town and it's not weird if she's still there when she gets home.
>Usurping the lady of the house is extremely flattering to the nanny; both the kids and the husband likes her more - wife gets atomic cucked.

Brb putting out a nanny ad in the papers

>>79992639
>Brb putting out a nanny ad in the papers
ikr

>>79992639
wont it be weird to be hiring for a nanny when you dont have any kids?

>>79992639
Forgot Arnold.

>>79992639

>stay at home mother
>has nannies on top of that

Wtf is wrong with white women?

>>79991838
Isn't this what World Peace was making fun of?

>>79989772
>>79990722
>>79991094
>>79991180
>>79991906
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

God, she's literally perfect

>>79992849
No other long term planning besides marrying into money.

>>79983398
mommy

>>79983696
She looks so chavfit here.

>>79982936
Hollywood doesn't abide thickness or signs of fertility for long

>>79990095
>he engages in coitus with the lights on
degenerate
I bet you get completely naked too, instead of just pulling your penis through the hole in your pajamas.

I went to Uni with her, two years below. She was certainly a weird one.

>>79989262
damn chloe moretz looks like thaat?!?

>>79989846
>what did he mean by this?

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>>79989772
faggot

>>79993055
does she have heterochromia?

>>79988641
Absolutely kino

>>79993407
Yes.

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>>79993407
yep

>>79990488
Sometimes I have the feeling
the artist is here trolling everyone

post feet

>>79993636
no

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>Dr Carol Marcus reporting for duty

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Nice to see some new AE content on /tv/.

>>79992351
>she'll never dominate and force her dick inside you

>>79993816
I want to put a baby in her butt

It's good to see love for a grown adult woman on /tv/ who isn't a "mommy" figure

>>79993816
>>79993861
>>79993916
>that complete lack of ass
mediocre

>>79993916
Never motorboated a woman's asscheeks, It's on top of my to do list.

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>>79993916
That's just wrong.

>>79993958
you're fucking blind


or a nigger


or a blind nigger

>>79994029
get standards faggot

>>79994055
stop being a faggot, faggot

>>79993958
Are you implying you wouldn't bury your face in that ass?

>>79994136
what ass?

>>79993958
nigger

>>79993958
a thick volume in ass can be acquired by lifting, all that matters is that she has the perfect breeding measurements in her frame

>>79994280
she isnt going to lift

>>79994280
i'm sold on her face, but any fatter would remove the appeal

>>79993794
you know kirk dude fuck her. He fucked the alien girl in Beyond, defninitely he fucked the blonde with big tits.

>>79994312
hhhnnnnnnnnngggggggg

>>79989262
I don't know how many times I've wanked to that strip poker video.

>>79994556
>>79994312
>BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPTPTPTPTPTPP

>>79994312
she needs to do more squats for a better ass

>>79994556
Perfect haunches
Hhhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg

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>>79994312
>>79994556
Her hips...

>>79994662
tell her

>>79994691


k gonna go on twitter

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>>79994312
>>79994556
>you will never eat her ass through her leggings

Why even get up in the morning?

>>79994552
linkage?

>>79994976
Kinda shitty quality but oh well.

http://spankbang.com/rc5d/video/strip+poker+mom

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>>79994556
>>79994312
>>79993916
>you will never eat that

I dont care what you niggers say shes fine as fuck.

>>79995060
danke, mein freund

>>79995612
>alice eve 14
how big is your alice folder

I want to travel the Colorado Plateau and at the end of it to find her with her legs wide open.

>>79995714
>14
not big enough tbqh

>>79995198
>dat wide surface area to pull out and jizz on
10/10

>>79982936
too much of a barbie look, no magic

>>79989772
she has really short legs

>>79991094
big tits look like this unless they're in a bra. they tend to get saggy

>>79995714
Nowhere near as big as that bitch's forehead.

>>79996206

but she's an upper class educated English woman and not a dumb vocal fry Stacey

>>79983696
My vampfu.

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>>79994312
>>79994556

Perfect for the role

>>79996357
shut up you virgin

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>>79992221

>>79996483
>>79996589
goddamn she's fucking crazy hot

best thread ever

>>79996523
you've never seen a pair of big tits in your life, have you?

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> Eve announced her engagement to her "high school sweetheart", financier Alex Cowper-Smith. The pair met while attending Westminster School in London.

TFW you will never be posh enough for her.

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>>79982936
>that black mirror episode where you get to see her in a bikini and Bryce dallas Howard in a bra

Couldn't even focus after that

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Gross feet

>>79989772
>79988724
Fuck ooff you silly little cyunt

>>79989262
Don't attack my Jodi. I've lost gallons to this woman. She's responsible for my milf fetish.

>>79996863
He looks look awkwardly inbred as fuck. Lucky wanker.

>>79989772
>those breasts are hangers

I'd still tit fuck her but I'm disappointed

>>79991677
short legs
fat hips
retarded bag carrying skills

2/10 would not bang

>>79996484
Current Carol is flat dyke, though.

>>79982956
>Turned 30
She was already 30 in Star Trek >>79983398
, which is the earliest I and probably many others can recall seeing or hearing about this broad.

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>>79990935
>tfw I'm terrible at flirting unless I've had a few drinks then I turn into casanova and have gotten women way out of my league

Its the weirdest thing and I can't explain it. I'm assuming I just reek of confidence.

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>>79991906

>>79983398
why did this make me erect?

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>>79993971
>he hasn't fingered and ate a girl out from behind

Pretty fun.

>>79995060
>not posting the joi video where she's your moms friend who wants you to cum on her breasts

Jodi west is amazing

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>>79997286
>going down on women
Fag.

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>>79991906
fuggg

>>79997506
I genuinely like doing it. And I noticed if you go down on them first the blowjob is 20 times more intense.

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>>79991906
hnng

>>79996975
Are you implying you wouldn't suck on them if she shoved them in your mouth?

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>>79997733

>>79993916
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>79993916
ohhhhhhhhhh she sit on my face? yess bb yessssssssss

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>>79997111
editorial decision
if the actress is a fridge, make her a fridge in comics

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>>79998049

>>79997181
Alcohol removes inhibition, that's why you pull off that kind of stuff. It's no wonder why booze has been considered the biggest social lubricant in the history of mankind.

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>>79997111
Can you please stop pretending you aren't talking out of your ass?

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>>79998350

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>>79998380

>>79998350
Born for breeding lads

>>79989772

WHere the fuck did her boobs go?

>>79998468
they look within tolerance.

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>>79982936
OP BTFO
kek

>>79998489
so the show is funny because she acted like a whore her whole life?

imagine if alice eve kept you as her pusy slave!

>>79998945
she has a husband
you'll be doing a lot of cleaning

>>79983696
>Stayed british
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmziyZHdVNQ

>>79998968
obviously she would not have sex with him when im her pusy slave now

>>79999042
that's a fantasy within fantasy

https://deadline.com/2017/03/hannah-royces-questionable-choices-alice-eve-cast-cbs-pilot-1202034860/
>Written by Tarses, Hannah Royce’s Questionable Choices centers on Hanna Royce (Eve), who has made some interesting choices throughout her life – namely, having three different kids with three different men – but all have led her to having a very unique, loving, blended family.

>Eve’s Hanna is a pretty, smart, outspoken nurse who tends to leap before she looks. Even though she’s a bit of a “train wreck,” she’s the glue that holds her messy family together and she’s about to start making better choices. James Earl plays J.L., the well-meaning, disorganized father of Hannah’s son.

gross it's a comedy about a slut! ew!

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>>79989245
I think this is the closest we got.

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>>79999536
From same film.

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>this thread

>>79999329
I wonder what her asshole tastes like.

i like to imagine her farts taste like strawberries

>>79999639
I would think like shit and intestinal acid.

>>79999770
No I don't believe so.

>>79999639
probably biological decadence

Glad to see that /tv/ knows what's proper breeding material

>>79991906
Is there a YouTube for this? I can't play webms

>>79998196
She always was cute as hell but she's gone full on gorgeous now

>>79998380
BRAAAAAPPPPPP BRAAP BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP squeak brap

>>79998196
I hate this bitch. She's ugly af

>>79998196
>>80000087
>>80000135
>Brie Larson Didn’t Applaud Casey Affleck When He Won His Oscar

WTF is her problem?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/elliewoodward/brie-larson-refused-to-clap-for-casey-afflecks-oscar-win?utm_term=.kg3EWyBYd#.bwLoLeAXN

>>79998350
that fucking hips to waist ratio goddamn

>>80000000

>>80000271
She is just a part of those delusional uninformed twitter whores who magically turn false allegations into "facts" just by whining about it.

Also linking buzzfeed lmao

>>79993477
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

heterochromia is automatically a +2, that makes her a 9/10

>>79992639
Jesus why isnt this the cucking you guys obsess over, I might come here more if shit was cool.

>>79993477
get that disgusting mutant away from me

>>79982936
I honestly thought she was Australian before I read this thread. Wtf I love Alice Eve now

I actually prefer Teresa Palmer

>>80000763
If she were Australian she'd look about 56 years old now, for some reason they all age horribly.

>>80000837

It's the sun here, it fucks with our skin. We've got one of the highest rates of skin cancer in the world.

>>79988582
holy shit it's real. i am in love.

>>80000895
Also the drinking

>>79982936

beauty is out. dog-human hybrids like the star wars bitch are the new hotness.

>>79998335
>fanart

>>79982956
>This is what roasties actually believe

MILK!

>>79997282
That's because you're probably gay, get some help.

>>79996863

prob just rich as fuck

>>79999387
>show synopsis says she's smart
>three different kids from three different guys
>smart

This single mom generation was a mistake. Pretty sure the show will be a hit. I work with at least 6 single moms who have different kids from different guys.

>>80002591
>I work with at least 6 single moms who have different kids from different guys.
Gotta have multiple baby daddies, that way when one misses a payment you aren't completely out.