>mfw she's too young to have lip hair
>>79982848
POLICE YOUR SINGLES
>>79982848
THAT VIRGINITY WASN'T HERS TO LOSE!
>>79982848
THAT PUSSY WASN'T YOURS TO LOSE
BELONGED TO EVERY MARINE
>>79982848
Can this please be the new /tv/ meme
NOT ONLY NO COLONEL, BUT FUCK NO.
Not only "no," Colonel. But, "fuck, no," okay? I don't give a rat's ass about the resistance in this city. Your mission is to punch through this city, put RCT One north of it where our objectives are. This is just a fucking sideshow; you have seven-thousand Marine riflemen who have been ready to go for the past twenty-four hours, and you're staying here with your foot in your dick. No, check that! Not your dick; my dick!
>tfw there will never be another good ROGER THAT DELTA BRAVO FOXTROT HOORAH series
Your cunneh hairs in viulashionsss, growing beyond the corners of yer lips. I hear Dan Schneider hisself say... you look like a grown woman. POLICE THAT CUNNEH!
>>79982906
I tried to push it since the news happened but it's not working
DAN SCHNEIDERRRRRRRRR
IS WATCHING
CUH-NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES
ATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN-TION
>>79982986
Gentlemen, the godfather can assure you that cunny is most definitely back in the game
>>79982986
>I hear Dan Schneider hisself say
lost it here
>>79982986
He was just enforcing the grooming standard.
>>79983175
The guy lives in my town. I see him at all the sports fundraisers cause his kid plays high school lacrosse.
>>79982906
Nope because gk is for plebs
>>79982986
>Sixta will serve all ten years and will not receive credit for good behavior
pedos BTFO
>>79983216
fuck you, gk is top tier, you pleb
>>79983194
FOR FUCKS SAKE
OOOHHH DRESS BLUES AND A SWORD
EAT, FUCK, KILL, ALL THE SAME RIGHT?
>>79983216
Keep enjoying your shitty Pacific and Hacksaw Ridge.
>>79983216
This poster is the real pleb. I am assured of this
>>79983216
REDDIT IS WATCHING
CTR IS WATCHING
>>79983216
Whiskey Tango
Reminder that no one in /tv/ would ever make alpha or bravo company and would probably end up in delta like the other rejects of society
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4QTYFklrnA
>>79983438
I need to rewatch this show
>>79984143
Why is the show so rewatchable?
I've watched it at least 4 to 5 times
>>79984304
It's a hallmark of all of David Simon's shit. I think it's that every single scene, bar none, does one little memorable or interesting thing. It means there is always so much shit you've forgotten when it comes to a rewatch
>>79984428
david simon-rabbi is the best
>>79984428
Genuinely curious, is Treme watchable?
Picked it up last year but couldn't make it through 3 episodes. I found it less compelling than his other works.
>>79984551
yes
it's different but still good
POLICE THESE DUBS
>>79983194
that was ace mang
>>79984551
Yeah but similar to David Simon's other shit, it REALLY IS about culture in New Orleans, as in, the show expects you to just sit there and watch a lot of music (just like The Wire literally is about the structures in society around the drug war in Baltimore, etc). It's not really something you can marathon as a result but the character shit is as good as anything he's ever done.
Big Chief > Cool Lester Smooth. I said it.
>>79984818
>Big Chief > Cool Lester Smooth
trutru
HOWEVER
Police>Weird New Orleans Indian/Nigger Traditions
>>79984551
treme is awful, don't waste your time
>>79984897
We talking Baltimore Real Po-lice Popo, or the shitty corrupt New Orleans ones who spend more time stealing trombones and stopping parades than putting DOPE ON THE TABLE?
>>79983175
>sees general mattis berating a guy
>shsdfsfsfsfklldkfdlkfsd notice me sensei
>>79985243
Baltimore Real Po-lice Popo obviously
putting dope on the table is infinitely more interesting than sewing a new headdress
>>79984600
>>79984304
i have watched it so many times that i've memorized it.
on my 10th watch now. it is the epitome of comfy military kino
What's your most obscure funny moment tv?
Mines rolling stone running in a zig zag from the sniper
>>79985527
that's funny but not very obscure
>>79985302
Can't argue with that.
>>79985527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B22z7deh3bg
>cute haji girls
The Pacific > Band of brothers > Generation Kill
>>79985764
shit opinion
>>79985764
Just so you know > means better than not worse than.
>>79985764
POLICE THAT SHIT OPINION
>Most people on the internet right now think of 4chan as a dangerous place. Now, if I were to post comments on Facebook, I might get persecuted. But to us, behind this anonymity it's pretty safe. So to us, 4chan is a safe site. Right here, I feel pretty safe. Do you feel safe?
>Pretty safe, I guess.
>See? It's all relative.
>>79985916
>>79982920
>>79985819
>>79985867
>>79985895
it's objectively correct opinion
>>79984551
I'll recommend it. Just don't expect action or straight forward plot and it's the comfiest show you'll ever see. Lots of feels too.
>tfw just like in high school
>>79982848
.tfw groomin standards
>>79982920
>foot in your dick
what did he mean by this?
>>79983216
Look at this faggot with no MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEEETASH HAIRS
Literally just started watching this yesterday, is he rest of the season like the first episode?
>>79989007
shitty?
yeah
>>79983216
Found the reservist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K6Vc6wkwvA
>>79985527
Guy doing a nazi walk behind Sixta always gets me. I love visual background gags.
>>79984600
Checked
>>79983438
>oh that's a real marine
>>79985527
>in the small fishing village I'm from, Los Angeles
Would I enjoy this series if I'm liberal or moderate left? I supported the Iraq war btw.
>>79989506
>>79989506
Yea, its amazing
>>79989506
>supporting the trillion dollar war on sand
>>79989876
Yes.
>>79989506
Did you just make this up for (You)s?
>>79989945
Not made up, but I did make the post for replies
>>79989214
is this a deleted scene?
>>79983438
>his giggle when he tells iceman they're working with reservists
>>79989506
Yes, the show is basicially about good soldiers handling their retarded commanders in a futile war.
>>79985527
This fucking dumb speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpjieIRRAp8
>>79985298
>mattis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTXzcILPPp8
>>79989876
Remember, the sand was very eevil
YER MISAPROPPRIATIN THAT MINOR BY ATTEMPTIN FORNICASHUN WITH
>>79989876
>fucking americans
every time
>>79989506
The fact that they managed to sell that war to the american public still amazes me.
It made me realize how impressive the USA's propaganda machine is.
>>79990717
Technically they didn't. They just did it and said anyone who didn't support the war didn't support troops and enough people new or knew people who knew servicemen that opposition could never get any solid traction.
Not to mention it was before the internet went mainstream, so if fox news said it, and fox news said the country supports the war/bush, etc, it must be true.
>>79982986
You're telling me that Sgt. Maj. John Sixta, in his infinite wisdom, is some kind of PEADO!?
>>79990869
He had very strong opinions on hair.
>>79989028
so contrarian
I guess you're 14 years old and could not understand the whole greatness of this show
stay pleb
I watched Only the Dead (2015), yesterday.
If you liked Generation Kill, you will enjoy this too, I'm assured of this.
It's a documentary about an Australian journalist who becomes the guy where all the insurgents drop their beheading videos. Hes kinda a maniac like Rolling Stone because he's constantly on the front line and takes crazy risks for no reason. The last half hour is really cool footage from the front lines of Fallujah and
Ramadi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iubIoXda8Lw
POH LEEEEASE THAT MOOOO STASHHHH
>>79990929
i just like to trigger fags like you
>>79983114
EVERY CUHNNY IN DA WORLD WOULD GIVE HER ANAL PUHREETEE TO BE ON DAN'S SHOW
>>79985527
Transcript:
Meesh appears. Colbert watches him from his Humvee.
MEESH
Dude man, this majorly sucks!
SMITH
Sir, we cannot delay any longer.
MEESH
I can't believe I'm leaving without my shit, man. It's primo chronic. It's the best in the Gulf!
SMITH
That's regrettable, sir.
MEESH
Bullshit!
MARINE 1
[OS] Let's go, mount up!
COLBERT
Interpreter is stowed.
>>79984600
Y'ALL LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF HOTHEADS!
>>79990014
nope, it's in the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUg3SzjJMKg
>>79990932
If you like journalists taking big risks for little gain you should read My War Gone By, I Miss It So. Guy was in the British Army for a short while. Became a smack head. Got bored so he flew out to Bosnia to cover the war. He covered a little bit of Chechnya too.
Some great gore/absurdity moments too like a guy getting plugged in the head and a car stealing half his brain.
>>79991571
Thanks for the rec anon.
>>79990014
nah its in there
>>79983216
fuckin pog go to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUL56mPFIkk
>top tier soundtrack
>>79992429
This is never not fun to watch.
>>79985916
nice
>>79991571
ty anon will read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZvWl67Icn8
>>79985527
Alpha two Lt. (unnamed): Assassin, this is Assassin two actual. Over.
Cpt. Bryan Patterson: This is Assassin actual, send it.
Alpha two Lt. (unnamed): Hey, uh, we have found some indication of Iraqi armor operating in the area, but uh, evidence on which to base a BDA is inconclusive so far. Over.
Cpt. Bryan Patterson: Interrogative, by inconclusive do you mean to say that you have found no destroyed Iraqi armor?
Alpha two Lt. (unnamed): This is Assassin two actual, at this time not specifically, over.
Cpt. Bryan Patterson: Interrogative, have you found any non specific destroyed Iraqi armor?
Alpha two Lt. (unnamed): Negative, over.
Cpt. Bryan Patterson: Assassin 2, have you found any destroyed targets, military or civilian, over.
Alpha two Lt. (unnamed): Negative, we turned a lot of dirt. Over.
>>79982848
nice crossover with cunnyposting
>>79989506
>I supported the Iraq war btw
Well, you are exactly the taxpayer we want.
And how did you like our other wars on sand? We bomb the shit out of the fucking sand till it's gone.
>>79992823
>[interrogative]
>>79983216
accurate
>>79989506
>I'm liberal or moderate left
>I supported the Iraq war btw.
>>79990927
kek!
>>79993201
Someday liberals will realise they aren't leftists.
>>79992429
För fan, Ray
>>79992823
fuck, you made me laugh and sad at the same time. fucking nostalgia all over the place.
>>79982920
Tfw he's your new boss:)
>>79989190
More like the basic drop that couldn't pass a pt test but told everyone they had a medical problem
>>79994623
And the guy who could totally kick SDS's ass
>>79985527
I really like the radio chatter during the credits especially the correctly used SALUTE report
>>79994707
"I ain't the one drill!"
>>79990869
Find a SNCO that isn't pedo
>>79983300
YEAH ALL THE SAME IF YOU'RE A FUCKING PSYCHO
I HEAR GODFATHER HISSELF SAY, YOU LOOK LIKE A BUM
YOU HAS UNTIL O DARK HUNDRED TO UNFUCK YOURSELF
>>79993071
It's the Elcor who state their emotions, not the Volus.
>>79989223
Hitler stache is reg
>>79983438
this scene is priceless
i miss male camaraderie ;-;
best scene
>the sand was veeeery evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WfxTIw5NpI