DUDE WHEAT LMAO

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>it's another le spacemen explore le emply planet and find le strange pod and act surprise then get le impregnated and attacked by le evil aliens

DUDE

>>79982969
BREAD

What did (((they))) mean by this?

>>79982755
>YFW this is secretly a sequel to "Tree of life"

Forced meme.

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>>79982755
>dat feel when you're too lazy to mow down your shooting location.

>>79982755
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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Was the axe for the wheat?

which malick film is this?

>>79982997
LOL

>>79983345
>it Ain't Wheat starts playing

>>79982755
In the end they find out, the aliens are gluten-intolerant.

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>>79983354

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Brother, could you spare some oats?

>>79982755
>Space jockies created wheat.

The deepest of lore

Feeling a little bewildered by the onset of wheat? Heres a quick rundown:

Weyland-yutani corp, under the guise of a humanitarian mission, enlist a crack team of agronomists/space marines to find and secure a world with a wheat strain that produces a 400% greater yield and matures at twice the speed. However, the xenos, who act as intergalactic scarecrows to protect the precious wheat, fight back to defend their crop. After much bloodshed, the WT team leave with a bushel and seedlings of the über-wheat, but crashland on a planet killing all those aboard, and spreading the über-wheat over the planet. It is so successful that it chokes out all the other vegetation on the planet, turning it into a barren wasteland. The engineers, looking for their stolen crop and wishing to maintain a monopoly on the wheat market, crash land into the planet in search of the über-wheat, which is revealed to be LV426. This then leads into the original alien film, as WT corp has secretly diverted the nostromo in search of the über-wheat. Only parker, a high level operative of WT corp, and Dallas, are aware of the true nature of the mission, which he constantly alludes to as the 'bonus situation'. This is why dallas breaks quarantine on kane, in the hopes that he has retrieved a strain of the über-wheat. Ash is infact a redherring in regards to his mission, diverting the crews attention from the über-wheat to the xeno scarecrow.

Additionally, this is why the colony is commisioned to terraform LV426 in 'Aliens', as well as their reluctancy to nuke it from orbit. By 'Aliens' the earth government has, naturally, joined WT venture into securing the über-wheat, seeing its benefit for earths position in the galactic heirarchy, and goes to extreme lengths to secure it, explaining the lresence of space marines and the sulacco, as well as the attempted retrieval of ripley (who is assumed to be hiding the über-wheat) in alien 3.

>>79985280
When was this ever brought up?

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>>79982755
>mfw DUDE WHEAT DUDE LMAO will become the next big meme
Im ok with it

>>79985653
It's as silly as the meme already, so why not? Plus you can shop alien heads over farmers in harvesters collecting wheat.

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>>79985790
Cant wait honestly,shit is ridiculous as it can get.

>>79983354
>>79984356
>They had the foresight that technological advancements over time would lead to smaller, more portable axes.
Deepest fucking lore.

>>79985280
>another wall of lore text, no part of which will be mentioned in the movie
>implying anyone will read it or care
top kek just stop it already

Sooo, why are there no animals on that planet?

Its the Engineers home world, just like they are perfect humans so should their farming and all other technical shit. Ffs, they traveled thousands of light years to make us

>>79982755
quick rundown on this hot new meme pls

>>79982863
doesnt it feel like a wayans bros satire at this point?

>>79986038
Why didn't they make us like them? Instead they're just a smaller version. Perhaps because if we were giants like them it would be hard to live on Earth because of gravity?

>>79982863
thanks Mike.

>>79982863
And I wouldn't have it any other way

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>>79983095

>>79986017
The early stage of a terraforming project by the Engineers? Before animals crawled onto land, plants were already populating the surface of Earth and created the amount of oxygen needed for animals to breathe. So to take a dead world and make it livable you need plants to create the breathable atmosphere first.

>>79986043
Are you retarded? It's a take on Dude weed LMAO. If you can't figure the rest out I suggest you get some help for your inability to figuring shit out.

jesus christ why is /tv/ so autistic about this trailer

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>>79986602
/tv/ is autistic about everything. Are you new?

>>79986756
I meant more autistic than usual you bully

>Run out of animals to implant eggs in.
>Plant wheat to lure new creatures.
Brilliant.

>>79986602
because its shit

>>79986602

The movie is gonna suck anyway, might as well wring out all the dank memes that we can out of it.

>>79982863
Poetic summation.

>>79984356
Look at that fucking bush
It must be like 5cm thick at the very least

>>79986255
>And I wouldn't have it any other way
Tom Araya is that you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6uhZroSyF4

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>>79985790

>>79987392
what the fuck is a cm? speak American , faggot.

XENOMORPH CEREAL
make it happen Wheaties

>>79986602
it's a tired by the numbers premise, the trailer is almost the same as prometheus, so autists laser foccus on minutiae that's not been seen a million times

>>79987531
About the thickness of a McDonald© Burger™ bun.

Wheat's back on the menu, boys!

WILD HUMAN

YOU STOLE MY WHEAT, NEVER GAVE IT BACK

AND TRIED TO KILL ME

SEND A TAIL DOWN YOUR SPINE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1hcNMOyBaU

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>>79984356
those are some cute nipples :3

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>>79982755

Ridley Scott : Alien Prequels :: George Lucas : Star Wars Prequels

it's like poetry

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this movie

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>>79988179
OC

>>79982755
Will this go down as essential wheatkino?

Where is this from? Which tv show?

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>>79987392
>the alien didn't attack right away because it thought that her bush was a little wheat field
BRAVO RIDLEY

>>79987465
Fucking kek'd

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>>79982755
Ridley Scott is at the forefront of the wheatcore movement.

>>79984425
ney

>>79989120

NOTICE ME, ONI-CHAN!

I'm still not too sure about this meme... time will tell if it becomes hot/not.

what is the significance of wheat

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LOOKS LIKE WHEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

>>79989281
LV 426 was an engineer experiment to breed the perfect wheat via genetic modification with the black goo, hence why it plays such a prominent role in the trailers. The xenomorphs are just a byproduct and unintended or intended defense mechanism to keep aliens out of the wheat.

God wheatposting is refreshing. It takes me back to when /tv/ was more than just /pol//cunny/feet/brapp/blacked threads

>>79989321
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread, Orc posting is two threads sown

>>79989321
>Spacemen been in space for years
>Haven't eaten bread since their departure
>Find some wheat
>"Looks like bread's back on the menu boys"

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Is there a wheat version of this yet?

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>>79987605

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yup, it's wheat alright

I can barley believe how dumb you guys are.

this is a forced/reddit meme

Can't wheat just grow naturally? Why is it so weird compared to finding like say vines on some planet?

t. not a farmer

>>79987988
that album was kinda disappointing, given that it was made by none other than fucking Taegtgren and Lindemann team-up.

>>79985280
Oh, quadrotriticaliene? It was inwented by a Russian.

>>79989586
>>79989559
Somebody get this hotbread outta here.

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The TRUE secret behind the aliens franchise, all this wheat crap is just a smokescreen for the BONUS.

>>79987465
fuck

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>>79987465
lyl

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>>79982755

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>>79982863
>it's another le spacemen explore le emply planet and find le strange pod and act surprise then get le impregnated and attacked by le evil aliens

MORE

>>79989633
Shut up Chekov, no one cares

>>79986831

>clever girl

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dat a small wheat

>>79988685
LMAO

>>79986831

>implant the earth with wheat

>>79989615
Because that much wheat means that someone planted it.

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>>79989017
holy shit. what if elysium in gladiator is actually just the wheat planet? remember in prometheus they find alium drawings in the cave? maybe the xenos or engineers sent envoys during the roman times and told the romans all about elysium, and when the romans die, the roman government secretly let the xenos take the human body back to the wheat planet for experimentation, hence all the vision of wheatfields.

>>79989861
My money is on Naomis character planting it.

But pretending the aliens planted it is hilarious.

I really, really like this bread

>>79988685
Truly aliens has the deepest lore.

>>79982755
This movie is high carbs

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So is this forced wheat meme from cringeworthingly unfunny 9gag faggots or a marketing company hired by Fox?

>>79984254
I'M NO FORTUNATE CROP

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I need a Xenomorph version of this scene.

>>79983354

>Technology that permits interstellar travel results in a wooden axe with a rubber handle

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>engineers plant wheat
>they are all white
>they need someone to pick all this wheat
>they create the xenos who are black

>>79989615
I was thinking the same

>look, a tree
>yeah but who planted it?
>look, grass
>yeah but who planted it?

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>>79990236
These are standard DC equipment on nuclear submarines, do you think there are many trees on submarines to cut down?

>wheatfags

corn is king around des parts

>>79990276
KINO
P
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T
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Y

>>79990276
Pottery

>>79990276
Gold!
>>79990290
xenos

>>79990227
With the tail kek

>>79990276
Oh jesus truly the greatest lore.

>>79983354
for Jack Nicholson

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>>79982755
Give me the wheat or I impregnate bat girl

>>79990276
DEEPEST LORE

>>79990355
AYY

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>>79989136

Brother, I implore you to reconsider this course of action, I will surely starve without your precious oats.

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>>79982755
Should a diabetic watch this movie when it has so many carbs?

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>>79990290
If you followed the Gladiator wheat maymays you'd realize that wheat hasn't always looked this way. People use modern looking plants in the media regardless of timeline.

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>"Do you hear that?"
>"No"
>"Exactly"
Frogposting has ruined movies for me.

>>79990307
No, I always assumed they were for the underwater wheat fields.

>>79990452
Well it's not like there's a lot of 200AD strains of protowheat readily available...

>>79990276
Bravo Raimi

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New poster really makes me think.

>>79990236
how would you improve a fucking axe? it's already a perfect tool for it's purpose, it's doing it's job since thousands of years B.C. till this day with no redesigns or need for improvments

>>79991204
>Eggs shaped like a grain/seed.
I've never experienced world building this deep.

>tfw the squidlyboo era will never come back

( ._.)

>>79986602
welcome tourist from whatever normie part of the interwebs, now lurk moar

>>79991556
>image.png

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>>79989870
Quick, someone get Joss Wheaton to direct this

>>79982863
it is kinda getting old.

this series has jumped the wheat

>>79990200
first the latter
now the former.

>White aliens create wheat

>White aliens create black aliens to pick the wheat

>Black aliens brutally kill all the white aliens

>Black aliens steal all the wheat

Why does this scenario seem so familiar?

>>79989586
>literally originated from 4chan tv
reddit meme

>>79982997
THIS

>>79989559
>barley
subtle

>>79992332
you are late fag

see:
>>79990276

>>79983345
underrated

The black goo is gluten.

Why is Fassbender in the trailer? Does this take place after Prometheus?

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>>79982755

Seriously, how do you fuck up a PV this hard?

These people are getting paid crazy money for their jobs.

>>79992859
New David.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgJs7uluwlU

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergotism#History
I'll just leave this here.

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>Wheat ergot is shaped like a Xenomorph head
>The Engineers were actually killed through Ergotism
really makes me think

>>79991519
>how would you improve a fucking rotary dial phone? it's already a perfect tool. you cal people and shit no need for improvements literally

>>79983345
kek

>>79993045
>rotary dial phone

That shit was in use for few decades.

Axes are in use for thousands of years.

>>79993024
>Ergot in German means Mutterkorn (Mothergrain)
>Ergot birthed the Xenomorph

>>79992859
It's a Wheatbot, there were multiple of them made, same with Bishop from Wheatliens 2 and 3.

>>79993140
>Wheatliens 2 and 3.
Made me kek

>>79982755

>its another facehugger impregnates a person and we get 10 minutes of "ughh I don't feel so good" or "are you alright"

Fuck it was only good in the first movie because no one knew what was going to happen. At least something new happened with it in Prometheus.

>>79993094
I don't know, maybe make the fucking thing look like it wasn't bought from Home Depot? Just because the function of the axe never changed doesn't mean we haven't made advances in metallurgy or ergonomy. Two cultures today wouldn't even make an axe that looked like each other

What's the tax on the wheat there?

>>79993096
>Metroat, which is heavily based off Alien, has Samus infiltrating the Maize Pirate base on Wheaties to kill the big boss Mother Grain

>>79993232
There is none.

>/tv/ forcing a shit meme way too hard
thank god bonus situation is was never shilled this hard. patrician Alien meme.

>>79993242
It's all making sense now

>>79993232
23 pesos

>>79993045
Pretty big diference mate, a prybar would be a better example, as no matter how improved technology is, prybars will always be prybars. They will be new materials and slightly different shapes, but the major shape of a prybar is dictated by the job it does.

You need leverage which dictates a handle, you need cutting power under all possible circumstances which dictates a sharp head, you need to ability to pry loose metal covers or damaged lagging which dictates a hook or protrusion. Your only real change will be the material and the arrangement.

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>>79982755

>>79993232
Xenomorphs take 100% of all wheat.

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>>79993369
>they'll all look the same anyway lel

Here you go you dumbfuck. 50 different prybars. They could have made a better looking axe.

>>79988108
she wanted to go naked apparently but the producers wanted to give it a lower age rating so....

What's the connection between the bounus situation and wheat?

>>79993455
are you retarded?

>>79993543
Alien Wheat=Super Wheat
Super Wheat= Bonus Crop
Bonus Crop=Bonus Situation

someone else explained it better earlier

so anything about wheatland corp in this?

>>79993455
>New materials and slightly different shapes
Reading comprehension my man.

The only big change in that entire picture is tapering to a screwdriver handle vice keeping a large flat bar. Now try to compare that difference to those of a rotary phone and a modern cell, seeing as you think that analogy was better.

>>79993656
fine, shit analogy. point still stands

>>79993455

You proved his point you idiot

>>79993695
just because you don't understand context doesn't mean your point still stands

>>79993543
The wheat IS a bonus.

>>79993744
kys

>>79993756
are you ok?

I think all this wheat nonsense is just distracting people from the hidden BONUS plotline, and I honestly believe the wheat is intended to be the final WY bonus.
>>79989651

>>79986831
Ridley is a hack

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>>79993473
DAMN YOU NOSEBERG

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>>79990307
have you never heard of underwater forests?

>>79994301
clearly photoshop. Go back to >>reddit.

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>>79994301
I believe you meant underwater wheat fields.

>>79994301
That seal is screeching internally

>>79994301
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

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Do you think the Covenant expedition is to actually harvest wheat to return to earth, since pic related will orbit the planet?

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>>79994420
Thats the plot. GMO wheat destroyed all the wheat on Earth so they sent the crew to find more wheat, so they try to steal alien's wheat but he's not happy tbqh

>>79994826
>Weyland-Yutani is actually Monsanto

>>79993473
Alien was rated R you dumb faggot

>>79995068
I said wanted, i didnt say succeeded

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>>79993473
a retard is you

>>79995424
>>79995534
AYY

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>>79995424
Damn this made me laugh out loud

>>79995068
>>79995215
full frontal would have pushed it to X, you fucking retards.

>>79995949
it was x-rated in the UK

an old take on new wheat

https://youtu.be/1jHUjyWhowI

>>79991556
I'm falling down a dark hole, thanks

>>79996002
how long did it take for you to make this?

>>79996104
About 4 hours

>>79996125
post it to ridley scott's twitter and not here

>>79996002
haha nice

they should have used that old trailer format for the new movie

>>79982755
Is this where Krennic landed his shuttle?

>>79996002
Nice meme!

>>79996140
I only have my personal account, can someone post it for me?

>>79995424
kek

>>79996212
no

>>79996234
:(

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while these threads are highly memetic, neglecting to design a truly alien world is a downfall of many sci fi movies. it shows lack of attention to detail and irreverent attitude towards the final product.

they know consumers will swallow anything and this is why you'll have 1hr and 10 mins of wandering around and finding eggs and 10 mins of frantic cgi cuts liberally sprinkled with aftereffects.

>>79995996
And X meant 18 then.

>>79996347
no the UK version had extra nude scenes

>>79996002
Honestly makes me want to see it more than the real trailer.

Why don't they make abstract trailers anymore?

>>79996002
Should've cut the last third off entirely to make the suspense more mysterious.

>>79996413
Maybe it did. Doesn't change the fact that an X rating in the UK was an '18' before the '18' rating was introduced.

>>79995949
films that were successful always got an R-rating no matter how many tits or implied sex there were in them
see: clockwork orange

>>79985986
Estwing Space Carpenter's Hatchet, to be exact.

>>79996422
Abstract attracts hardcore film nerds or the few curious enough to watch something they know nothing about. This movie is pandering to the lowest common denominator in a shameless moneygrab.

>>79989017
Fields of wheat like that did not exist before pesticides .

>>79996583
There are no insects, and depending on how that wheat got there or formed or evolved or whatever there may not even be weeds. It's a truly 100% pure-wheat flick.

>>79996469
Midnight Cowboy got a legit X rating in the US, same as porn, on release.

Other movies were threatened with X or NC-17 until they made cuts.

However, nowadays they let almost anything go especially if it furthers (agendas)

>>79996695
midnight cowboy also got changed to an R-rating after its success

>>79996002
When anon makes better trailers than multimillion dollar companies

>>79996140
DO IT

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LEAVE MY WHEAT ALONE

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>>79993215
Every culture has made the axe the exact FUCKING same.

What autism do you have that makes you feel compelled to "modernize" everything. does an axe not have any useless geometry on it to please your aesthetic compulsion? Does it need a redbull logo?

>Covenant crew comes to seize the wheat of production
>Aliens revolt like the serfs did and get slaughtered
>mfw the entire movie is an allegory to the genocide in Ukraine post-Russian Civil War
Bravo Ripley.

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>>79996914
it doesn't make sense the axe looks exactly the same it would look 250 years or whatever before. what part of this is so hard to understand for you morons?

>>79997069
whoa really fired my synapses

>>79997069
It's clearly an allegory for slave revolts with the black aliens rising up to kill the whites/white aliens instead of harvesting the wheat for them.

>>79994420
no that's just a bonus

>>79997077

What exactly is wrong with the axe in the movie?

It should shot lasers or something?

why does the xeno bang his head on the glass insead of spitting acid into it?

>>79987742
this made me laugh

>>79997484
It needs a steady intake of gluten to produce acid.

>>79988108
>>79984356
Why was moot so sexy

>>79989434
> sown

Pottery

>>79996212
I tweeted it.
He doesn't seem to do much with his account though.

>>79987742
ah I see

>>79986831
the agrimorph

>>79982755

that's some big wheat

>>79995949
That is not true at all. Lots of R rated films showed bush.

>>79997752
rating is a scale, full frontal nudity, in addition to the other things that already warranted R rating would have tipped it to X rating.

>>79983148
This. How autistic is someone that they give a fuck about this.

>>79990458
In english, anon!

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>>79992332
>god creates dinosaurs
>god destroys dinosaurs
>god creates man
>man destroys god
>man creates dinosaurs


>dinosaurs eat man, womyn inherit the earth

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>>79982755
>wheat

Taken together with Prometheus, does this imply that extraterrestrials not only created humanity and put us on Earth but also created agriculture?

>>79988305
Nice work actually.

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>>79989106
UNDERRATED

>>79997670
Thanks anon, I checked and only he has 13 tweets or something haha

>>79998223
*he only has

I'm sure there are a lot of people with only 13 tweets

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>>79995424
pretty good

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>>79996002
>when an anon makes a better trailer than all of hollywood

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>>79996002
Bretty good

>>79990212
>>79984254
Grotesquely underrated

>>79982755

DUDE, A XENOMORPH DRONE BUTCHERS ALL THE POTENTIAL HOSTS IT ENCOUNTERS BECAUSE IT FORGETS THAT IT'S HARDWIRED INTO ITS DNA TO SECURE MORE HOSTS FOR THE GESTATION OF A XENOMORPH QUEEN AND NOT TO JUST RANDOMLY KILL THEM ALL BECAUSE THIS IS A """HORROR""" FILM, LMAO

>>79998510
That's corn nigga

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>>79990212
>>79984254

>>79998732
>he doesn't produce more than one type of grain
I bet you don't rotate crops either.

>>79998728
Xenomorphs going their own way

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>>79982755
>"this ship has nothing but happy couples on it :)))))"
wow yea i'm sure nothing bad will happen

also,
>"da first big colonization misshun :)))))))"
>20 people on the ship

ALSO
>they casted danny fucking mcbride, aka LE WEED MAN EXTRA

why? who thought this was a good idea? this jewfro'd quasi-seth rogen mother fucker has done nothing but shit like 30 minutes or less and that james franco apocalypse flick in his whole career, why him and not the 100's of other actors to pick?

i mean give me a break, out of what seems to be the 2 big names they got, they could only nab michael fassbender and DANNY MCBRIDE?

>>79999230
>they casted danny fucking mcbride, aka LE WEED MAN EXTRA
>LE WHEAT MAN EXTRA
BRAVO RIDLEY

>>79999230
This is his big attempt at playing a more serious role in something. I'm going to guess that him and his wife are rich as fuck and like to spend money on crazy shit and saw this as a once in a life time opportunity to make history.

>>79989106
screaming

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So aren't Xenomorphs supposed to be used as a weapon?

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>How do we kill it?
>You can't. You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect crop, it's structural perfection is matched only by it's deliciousness.
>You admire it.
>I admire it's purity. A survivor, unclouded by pesticides, season or nutrition.

>>79999450
a weapon against starvation

>>79990276
>implying the xenos weren't sold to the engies by ther xenos on space africa

What if we wuz Alien the whole time?

>>79997619
Who's moot?

>>79990386
Did H.R. Giger intend face huggers and xenomorphs to make such good fap material?

>>79996002
seriously the title sequence of alien is one of the coolest things in all film

Am I witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?

Is this the get?

If so it's devoted to wheat.

>>79999512
>deliciousness

Should have said yield. The point of that wheat crop is the size of the kernels providing more than a regular wheat plant. We don't grow wheat to eat it by itself, we grow it to make other types of food and to feed the animals will also use for food and work.

>>79999680
I wouldn't put it past him.

wheat

>>79999743
That's a good point.

>>79999725
it's a nice change from the cancerous bane crap

>>79999743
Are you a farmer?

>>79999842
hothead pls go

>>80000000

yaw

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>>79999896
>>>/a/ stole your get

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>>79999959

>>79999896
No but it just makes sense if you wanna supply a colony with a high yielding food source. The planet could have been part of a terraforming project that became a failure when the ship crashed and caused the black goo to get release into the atmosphere and permanently contaminated the whole planet. The humans wouldn't have known this due them only being able to use long range scans from Earth to determine there's a high chance the planet is good for humans to live on with a high chance of life existing. They wouldn't just send people to a random planet to live there. They want an investment worth investing it. They could also have a secret interest in the alien tech if their scans picked up something.

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MEMES

>>79997077
Is there a problem with the axe we have right now? Is there any possible way to improve upon the axe we have right now that you can think of?

If not, I'm not sure I fully understand your argument.

>>79988179
Damn that's funny

>>80000514
Dude lasers n shit.

>>79990290
I would assume this is a totally undiscovered planet (or so they think), so finding any human vegetation at all there would be shocking to say the least.

>>79999775
good effort

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>>79992825

>>79983157
This is probably what happened.
>where the fuck are the Mexicans? There's weeds everywhere! Jesus christ, just add it to the script, fuck.

>>79989651
Will they address the bonus situation?

>>80001349
It's supersized, a prop.

Moron.

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here is some oc

>>80000000

>>80002300
That's clearly wood he's looking at. I would know as I have read "Identifying Wood."

>>80002767
sorry i'm not used to responding to someone this autistic.

>>80002767
what gave it away? was it my photoshop skills?

>wheatposting gets to autosage
Bravo /tv/.

>>80002937
>tries to be funny
>someone points out the major flaw in his joke with humour
>"UH..UH BETTER CALL HIM AUTISTIC IN A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO MAKE ME LOOK FUNNIER BY COMPARING HIM TO SOMEONE WITH A MENTAL DISORDER WHICH IS TOTALLY HILARIOUS IN GENERAL TO ME"

>>80003114
i'm sorry, i know i'm a shitty person.

>>79990276

Many such cases!

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>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Wheat fields on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched barley seeds glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like grains in mud. Time to reap.

HOLY FUCK IT MAKES SENSE NOW

>>80003555
kek

>>79999680
Of course, the alien designs are all about sex.

>>79995424
>Welcome aboard, Mr. Morph

>>79997668
It was completely unintentional haha

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>>80004304
>haha

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>>80004569
haHAA

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>>79993543
Weyland was going to give the crew of the Nostromo two bushels of wheat each as their bonus, anon.

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>>80003555
Agriculture is our goal at Tyrell. "More wheat than wheat" is our motto.

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>>79982863
It is a metaphor to the journey of the modern woman