. shit posters. post em

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

>Director Matthew Bright was fired after he turned in his cut
>'Bright had actually written the script for ‘Tiptoes’ when he was 18. He envisaged “a raucous comedy about little people f***ing each other”
>'When [Kate Beckinsale] signed on for 2003’s ‘Tiptoes’ she agreed to do it for SAG minimum wage – with one condition. She wanted her character to wear the star’s own lucky hat. At the time, Bright didn’t know that the hat would get him fired from the film.'
>“I put [my cast and crew] through hell,’ says the director. “I told them it was going to be this wonderful production and instead there were these [people] running around screaming at people and making young assistants weep. It was just horrible.”
>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.'
>'Having been invited on-stage to talk up the film, Bright instead launched into a scathing attack on the producers.'

>Director Matthew Bright's first credits were as writer and actor in the film Forbidden Zone, portraying two masochistic characters living in a garbage can, spit on, raped and tortured in an alternate dimension's kingdom and decapitated by Satan (played by Danny Elfman).
>Bright was credited as Toshiro Boloney.

>>79982554
what the actual fuck

>>79982096
GET OUT OF MY BED, ALAN

>>79982554
Is there anything Gary Oldman can't play?

>>79982645
18+

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Leslie Nielson movies are a gold mine for this shitty pathetic thread.

Did the other thread autosage?

>>79972127

>>79984610

>Hey, Colin.

>Yes, Jeff?

>Uma Thurman is falling out of the sky.

>Would you look at that, so she is.

>You think we should do something about it?

>Meh.

>Yeah, you're right. Fuck it.

>SPLAT!

>Shit. Good thing I had on this jacket I stole off that fireman I mugged.

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>>79984894
oh. it reached image limit

time for a new ride

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>>79984147
DVD covers are a whole new ballgame of shit

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>>79985009
Somehow the movie was even more dumbed down and awful than this poster.

>>79982554
>they're not only dwarves
>they're jews

kek

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>>79985009
Magical hand out of nowhere. Also no one cares about people who aren't Dave Chapelle.

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I actually own a copy of this one

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Moreso lazy design than poor execution on these.

>>79982096
nothing will beat this, guy on the right looks like they took the picture while he was taking a shit.

>>79985051
What did Paul Bettany do to his agent to deserve his career from the mid 2000s to now? Guy is a great actor but he stars almost exclusively in terrible movies, most of which are low budget too so I doubt he's getting paid that much.

>the main role in The King's Speech was written for Bettany, but Bettany declined and did Legion because he thought Legion would be a bigger movie
JUST

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here's a basic gestalt of how lazy poster design has gotten

I blame the interdimentional vampires

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OC coming through, CHOO CHOO

1/3

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>>79985359
2/3

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shitty indie comedy poster #342

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>>79985359
>>79985385
>>79985110
There are enough shitty actual posters without your shitty shoops.

>>79985241
name five flicks and three live action anime adaptations with these posters

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>>79982554

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>>79985385
original

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>>79985408

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>>79985418
And now for the "alright " version

>>79985413
alright

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>>79985458

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>>79985474

>>79985218
Yikes

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>>79985492

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>>79985434

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>>79985506

>>79982096
>they call him the jinx of movie boxoffice

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>>79985522

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>>79985519

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>>79985533

in the 80s(early90s?) there was a fad where they had the cast of the comedy movie in the middle of the poster, standing under a giant pair of women's legs seen from behind. i can't actually remember any specific movies, but there were several that did.

>>79982387
>they call her butter-hands
>she does her own stunts by lifting small objects

>>79985558
>>79985506

>>79985558
see
>>79985506

>>79985474
>no cube 2
>no saw 3d
>no would you rather
Top pleb.
Top pleb.

>>79985548
>wife needs a new pair of shoes

>>79985550
poster ofr the adjustment beaureu is in it twice.

>>79982554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq7Bf5vKruk

Watch this while watching Tip Toes

>>79985572
>>79985575
wow it was actually posted itt

cool

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>>79982554
>It's real

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>>79985620

>>79985644
now tits or gtfo

>>79985667
no

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>>79984949

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>>79982554
i need to see this

>>79985519

I'm a great thing...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM6sRU9b-Y0

just look, don't listen, no subtitles, but just look. And be happy your shitty movies are far better than ours.

>>79982554
>>79985741
Stream when?

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Posting this again.

>The Dark Side of the Sun is a 1988 American-Yugoslavian drama film directed by Božidar Nikolić and stars Brad Pitt in his first leading role as a young man in search of a cure for a dreaded skin disease.

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>>79982554
>Gary Oldman
I watched the entire trailer and didn't realize that was him until he was credited. Am I going blind or is that man a fucking chameleon?

>>79984750
I have a poster of this movie movie in my room despite never seeing it

>>79985765
Andy Dick actually looks like he's trying there.

>>79985670
That movie makes me feel like I'm having a mental breakdown.

>>79984750
>leslie Nielsen without white hair

What fresh hell is this?

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>No Heavy Petting

This thread is about to get RUFF.

>>79985079
Wasn't Breuer bigger than Chappelle when this came out in theaters?

>>79985098
I've still got the dvd too. Mine had a different cover though.

>>79985519

>the implication that yogi is cumming inside boo boo

>>79985550
Should I feel bad that I have the I'm Still Here poster framed and hanging on my wall?

>>79986180
>And he's happy about it

>>79985872
I bet you're a fan of the Fallout franchise.

>>79986243
What's the connection?

>>79982554
>the hobbit: special edition.

>>79986053
maybe slightly, the """"""star power"""""" was pretty much gone from SNL around the time he started getting popular so that helped I suppose. I think he's better comedically now than then, but even with the internet he's rather unknown. O&A+Howard would help him up if anybody cared

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>>79982554
>>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan
Of course he is

>>79985458

frogs really like their bed posters

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>>79985385
Is this the poster for the new Live Action Fist of the North Star?

>>79988654
anime is trash and does not belong on 4chan, never did.

get the fuck out.

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>>79988810

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>>79988810
Fist of the North Star is the only exception. It's literally an animated Drama. It's not like your modern fag shit.

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>>79985519
>that fucking tagline

>>79982096
mirin that td

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>>79985547
>That detached forearm

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>>79982554
>tfw you think you're getting memed but it fucking exists

>>79985846
I work in an Amazon warehouse ("fulfillment center") and see this DVD pop up literally every day I when I walk through the multimedia sections. It's unbelievable.

If you look it up on the site, Amazon don't sell it themselves, so somewhere out there is like a third-party seller who has agreed to have hundreds of copies of this one DVD stored in one particular warehouse so that no-one can ever buy them because even the most die-hard Pitt fans vomit at the sight of that cover art.

>>79985846
>Yugoslavia was still paying shitloads for actors like they did for movies like Battle of the Neretva, even though the economy was absolutely shittered.