>character says something embarrassing
>*Record Scratch*
This thread again...
>character says something that he thought was funny and witty
>no one reacts
>character spends the next month in his house resenting people and himself
>>79980386
>out of place characters enters a bar for locals
>music stops
>want to discuss television and film
>can't, no frogs to post
>party scene
>something embarrassing happens
>music suddenly stops
>everyone else pauses and starts cheering
>music starts again
>>79981382
>enter a bar full of rednecks
>everything stops to look at MC
>they all want to kick his ass immediately
I hate when this happens to me.
>>79981382
>'ey there BOY
>we don't like yer kind 'round here
>character is a DJ at a bustling club
>uses records scratches to enhance the party atmosphere
>We are going to LAS VEGAS!
>*aerial shots of The Strip and upbeat rock music plays*
>VEGAS BABY, YEEEAAH!
>>79981994
>viva las vegas starts playing
>scene in Afghanistan where terrorists are planning an attack
>"London Calling"starts playing
>>79982088
Well that's unfortunate, son.
>>79982154
Oh Jesus fucking Christ, how I fucking hate that faggy whiny song. Pure black fucking disdain.
>>79980419
I love'em.
>"- where we're going?
>- to New York
>Times Square aerial shot and nigger rap music
>party scene
>one part of the scene involves characters trying to talk over the music
>"huh, i can't hear you!"
>the next scene, usually the romantic leads, involves them talking to one another in the club with the background level turned down
>two people talking outside
>character 1 is in full sunlight
>character 2 has cloudy wheather around
>>79981481
We don't cotton to freaks round these parts.
>character travels to Los Angeles
>shot looking up at palm trees while driving and zooming in on street signs
>"Quick turn on the news!"
>other character turns to the correct news channel with cued up at the beginning of the relevant news report
>war movie
>fortunate son by CCR starts playing
>scene ends
>"but thats not how it really happened"
>*VHS rewind back to the beginning of the scene*