This is going to be awesome guys

>>79980218
>1 cut per second
this is the future of filmmaking

>>79980218
Sadly no.

>killed an entire expedition crew because of wheat
Was it autism?

Thought Ridley Scott would get rid of that whole Aliens action crap and make actual kino like the first one.

I was wrong.

>Showing the alien in the trailer

It's going to be shit and you know it.

>>79980248

I should hope it won't be cut like in the final movie

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>>79980218
What is this facial expression trying to convey?

>>79980218
Farm wheat everydaaay

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>revealing this much in the trailer

>>79980218
Just gonna be another generic scifi horror movie. Literally as reddit as it gets.

/thread

>>79980468
>watch trailers not expecting to be spoiled

you have only yourself to blame at this point

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Get out of my fields human!

>>79980320
this. had a feeling it was gonna be prometheus level of horrible characters and then the preview came out and it kinda confirmed it.

>>79980508
>[autistic screeching]

more alien in the trailer than in the whole movie alien.

>>79980400
I hate her face.

>>79980218
David created the xenomorphs.

>>79981646

You mean David created peaceful wheat farmers

>>79980320
just in case you didn't know what a xenomorph looks like

>Danny McBride wearing a goofy cowboy hat in space
Confirmed it will be same fucking McBride shtick in an Alien movie. How disappointing.

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>>79981695
exactly.

>>79980320
there are different variations of the alien in this film. there's the classic xenomorph, neomorphs, and supposedly 2-3 others.

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>>79981805

>there's the classic xenomorph, neomorphs, and supposedly 2-3 others.

KENNER DOES IT AGAIN!

>>79980218

>STOP STEALING MY WHEAT HUMIES REEEEE

Is the Xenomorph unironically /ourguy/?

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>>79980248
It hurts to the core of my soul. Just why.

>>79981830
goddamn that brings back memories. I remember trying to collect them all.

>>79980320
100% yup

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DUDE FACE HUGGERS ON MY DICK LMAO

>>79980218
>breaking the glass with the head.
What about the salive?

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YEE YEEEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU BOYS ABOUT MESSING AROUND IN MY GODDAMN WHEAT FIELDS

I AIN'T GONNA TELL YOU TWICE NOW YOU BEST ON BE GETTING HOME

>>79981830
>Alien disguise gear
Now he can hang out at their parties and stuff.

>>79980508

WHAT IN TARNATION ARE YA'LL DOING IN MY CORN FIELDS?!

>>79981909
>corn

>>79980468
>>79980497
you're both right

Everything, I mean EVERYTHING, looks like total shit, except the xenomorph itself. That looks fucking great. Everything else is garbage, so you shouldnt let it trick you into paying for it.

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>>79980218
why is that bad CGI quality allowed?

>>79981732
>not boah

C'mon son

damn now i'm sad

>>79981830
Wow! Bishop has a Gatling Gun, just like in the movie!

>>79981922
it's the exact opposite, everything looks great except the alien and the "let's film everything in the forest so we don't have to build sets" thing

Would you shotgun wedding a xeno?

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why are there so many cuts?

is that the only way you can make it feel fast-paced?

>>79980298
>Thought Ridley Scott would get rid of that whole Aliens action crap and make actual kino like the first one.
Some people STILL put trust in Ridley, despite having done nothing but trash for decades. Every single fucking film of his since the birth of internet, I gotta read comments like this "this one will be great!". It is baffling and beyond understanding. It's like some kind of collective cognitive dissonance and blindness.

>>79980218
Which Pixar flick is this?

>>79981896
sides in orbit proximus to the wheat fields holy fuck

>>79980593
This. Its like they have no idea how to make a good horror movie.
>"WAAAHHH LOOK AT THIS CREATURE, WOOOO SO SCARY"
>"Oh and here comes the strong american woman whos gonna BTFO the alien's ass with her futuristic shotgun".
>"Clap american audience, cmon, just like a football match".

>>79981830
>no Vasquez
Best marine tbqh

>>79981886
shut up nigger danny mcbride is literally /ourguy/

>the xenos have been over-exposed over the years and people don't really find them that scary anymore so what should we do?
>oh oh I know! let's make one xeno headbutt glass in broad daylight! that's so spooky
>excellent idea

>>79981966

it's a trailer, now you want to see bad camerawork, check this shit

https://youtu.be/EkXgRlRao5I

So is Fassbender a robot here too?
How does this tie in to his character in Prometheus?

>>79982069
so many fucking cuts for simple scenes

>>79980248
Technically movies are between 30 and 48 cuts per second

>>79982080

David is a mass produced android, this is a new one

>>79982069

That first shot is way too fucking fast! Back when people actually made models you'd get to see a long drawn out cool shot of the ship.

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>>79981925

The unfinished animation looks choppy but quality in the screen grabs looks great.

>>79982069
Looks like a fan made desu

>>79982069
nu-ripley is hella ugly

>>79980218

Jesus fucking christ. Fucking Ridley. Just fucking die already.

It's like he sat down and looked at every criticism of Prometheus and decided to AMPLIFY them.

This is like J.J. Abrams soft rebooting Alien.

>>79980320

At best people are hoping it's only Prometheus shit (it's going to be worse) and not Alien Vs. Predator bad.

>>79982069
>https://youtu.be/EkXgRlRao5I

What does that chick say about the bugs?

"The looks like cockroaches the size of giant [something]"

I can't make out what she says.

>>79982181

giant poodles?

>>79980532

>Prometheus disappoints - Rather than being some epic Ancient Aliens meets Giger shit, it's mostly just like Alien 3 with some cool stuff hinted and teased at

>At least it ended with that hot chick and the robot head going to the Engineer home world

>Whoops, look like they crashed or they got their and the Engineers are all dead (again)

>Time for a crew of misfits (with maybe a sneaky corporate back stabber or secret android or both) to run around a ship doing incredibly stupid shit while Xenomorphs attack them

Thanks Obama.

>>79982196
>giant poodles?

Hah thanks. I was listening to it over and over again and couldn't make it out.

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hes even wearing a wheat hat b

>>79981830

I'd rather watch a movie about Atax and Rhino Alien than this new pile of shit.

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>>79982213

Covenant is basically what Prometheus was meant to be before Fox decided right at the last minute to de-Alien it and bring in Lindelof to butcher the script.

>>79981922

Why did they even bother putting James Franco's name on the cast list or in the extended trailer thing?

>WOW WHAT A FUCKING TWEEEEEST

They had two possible options;

>Keep it a secret so it's a surprise and then a shock

Or go full Segal in Executive Decision and advertise him as the star and then do what they clearly do and kill him off in the first 5 minutes.

Now it's just like some weird cameo because his buddy McBride is in it.

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>>79980218
>"When the Wheat isn't on the screen, everyone should be asking, "Where's the Wheat?" " - Ridley Scott 2016

>>79981830

That brings back(tm) so many memories(tm). I had all the alien(tm) figures but none of the human(tm) ones(tm).

>>79982069
>>79982143
It's directed by his son

>>79981968

Because they always seem like they could possibly be good anon.

I was even cautiously optimistic for this until the trailers came out.

>>79982069

Maybe this isn't the film. Maybe Franco isn't in the movie and this is just a promotional scene, like the Guy Pearce thing or the android trailer for Prometheus.

I mean, I fucking hope it's not with that stupid cutesy reference to Alien.

>>79982298

I became far more optimistic after the prologue and green band trailer came out.

I know that the trailer basically gives away everything, and I have huge reservations about the destruction of the space jockey mythos with that stupid engineer/ancient aliens shit, but I'm sure Im going to no doubt enjoy this as an Alien fan.

>>79982069
>when Daniels BTFO's the guy who wants to give a speech
Rude desu

>>79982251

No it's not.

Ancient Aliens shit was still in it. And it wasn't Fox's decision at all. Ridley brought Lindelof in and asked for all those revisions.

And even then - Covenant is looking way shittier than Prometheus, so that's not a good thing.

>>79982102
I love it.
>>79982108
top hue

>>79982338

The prologue is what sealed the deal for me skipping this in the cinema.

>>79982167
there seems to be blood dripping from your anus

>>79982230
>but I'll come to 4chin to complain on it anyway

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Completely unadulterated.

>>79982393

That tends to happen after you've been sodomized.

Ridley should be exiled to Paris like Polanski for what he's done to cinema.

>>79982069
That first minute, especially, doesn't only have a lot of unnecessary cuts, but they're also so repetitive to the point that they make the minute feel monotonous.

>>79982360
>And it wasn't Fox's decision at al

Yes it was. They want to distance it from Alien because some genius had the idea that the franchise wasn't all that marketable anymore. Despite the fucking huge hype about there being an Alien prequel.

>>79982435
Hahaha

>>79982406

Do you have shares in Fox?

Why do you care if people find Alien: Whatever shit?

Those fucks, showing the ending of the movie and the first ship blowing up is stupid..

DUDE XENOS LMAO!

>>79982464

No they didn't. They literally did the opposite. They repeatedly tried to get him to make it more Alien and Ridley insisted it be less Alien. He is the one who hired Lindehoff and asked him to flesh out the non-Alien stuff.

The studio didn't do anything wrong. Just like Robin Hood this was 100% pure Ridley.

>>79981958

Oh yeah? The last supper made of 50% gay couples to colonize another planet looks great to you? Rehashing everything we've seen in previous alien movies and prometheus looks greakt to you? Are you literally insane?

>>79982496
I don't. I'm laughing at you, I don't care if you change your opinion.

I will go to see it and since the world is going to hate it I'm even more happy that I'll be alone with my wife in a theater. I don't even care if they make another one at this point. I love Alien and Scott's filmmaking and message. He's my favourite sci-fi filmmaker and almost nobody can compete.

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>>79982519

>>79982435
>wheat
>whead
>wead
>we-- OH SHI--

>>79982440
What exactly has he done? It's not like he stopped other directors from making better films than him.

>>79982108
Hi Russos.

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>>79982127

even worse is the transition from the rocket glare to the flashlight

>Luke Scott, son of Ridley

>WHEAT PLS

>>79980532
>colonizing mission
>gay couple

>>79980248
>what is a trailer

autism much ?

>>79982731

It all makes sense now..

>>79982069
this is marketting, won't be in the movie

>>79982181
Why does the pilot look like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys?

>>79982711
Yeah. The crew's entire purpose is to procreate through sexual intercourse.

>>79980218
this is literally a videogame cutscene

>>79982781
As in "not at all in the whole movie" or "edited differently"?

>>79982788
Maybe the fags are meant to cuck the men to increase genetic diversity.

>>79981830
WAIT WAIT WAIT! That alien queen figure! I had that once, sadly i didn't know what it ws back then. I was 5-8 or so. Only much much later is saw the films. Mate you solved a mistery of my youth. I always tought it is a generic monster. Dude..... you can't seriously imagien how that feels right now.

>>79980248
It really bothered me when i saw the trailer, i fucking hope the final cut isnt this much of a mess.

>>79982069
All those needles cuts with continuity mistakes

Why?

>>79982275
they kill him off in the landing

>>79981830
snake alien would make a cool movie

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>>79981830
>no alien king

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>>79984149

Alien has no king.

Alien needs no king.

Alright I haven't been keeping up with this trash at all, what's all this about wheat

>>79980218
What the fuck, it's out already?

>>79984280
>what's all this about wheat

Whey do you ask?

>>79981905
Think wider - he can fuck the Alien Queen.

>>79984316

came out in January, mac

>>79981732

haha the shithead went full george lucas and ruined all the franchise

>>79980218
I can't take modern hollywood and their shit anymore holy fuck

>>79980400
frustrated hopeless-disgust at a grim expectation

>>79980259

Xeno is just mad about the gay couple.

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>>79980218
>women
>having the upper body or grip strength to hang onto a rope with two hands, let alone one

Choose ONE.

>>79986428
A one arm pullup is easy when you don't have to lift an arm and a leg.

Source: i don't have both legs.

can someone give me a quick rundown on this farmer alien

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>>79980248
apparently millennials don't like too much information in the same space so we got op and this abortion here

>>79982128
Is it just me or does he look like the Mouth of Sauron from the extended Return of the King?

>>79980218
the monster doesn't seem to have natural movements and the impact of the glass is just...it doesn't look right.
Will the bonus situation be included in this one?

>>79980320
What would be the point in hiding the regular Xenomorth form at this point?
The movie is called Alien: Covenant. You know from the first word, what you're getting.

There's a whole franchise of other shit under that name where people will have seen the Xenos before. Especially considering it's perhaps one of the most well known monster designs in film history.

The "surprise" always comes from the weird extra mutated forms/breeds of the Xenos they seem in any given instalment, and apparently Covenant has a few of those.

>>79980218
Welp I think I have seen this movie already.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP WITH THIS FUCKING WHEAT MEME

>>79981896
>YEAAAAHHHHT WUD DID I TELL YOU BOYS BOUT MESSIN ROUN IN MY GOHTDAMN WHEAT FIELDS NOW

>I AINT GONNA TELCHA TWICE NOW, YOU BEST GHET ON HOME NOW BOY

If you aren't going full monty, don't bother to even take your shirt off.

>>79980218
GIMME DA WHEET BITCH

>>79982128
>unfinished animations

Keep deluding yourself that the animation in the trailer isn't the final product you'll see on screen.

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Wheat posting is my new favorite hobby.

>>79984149
The misses of the point of Giger's original designs. It just looks like an overdesigned video game fantasy monster.

so, the ship its supposed to be resistant but a head-butting xeno can break it?

Mcbride and Franco? WTF, fucking director must be blazing hard

>>79987179
But he has two legs.

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I heard wheat

>>79982069
>the foods not that bad

Get the fuck outta here, this tier of referential shit is so overplayed it's just lazy and boring at this point.

'Who planted it?' so wheat MUST be planted? it cant grow naturally?

'The path to heavens begins in hell' okkkkkkkk

this gonna be shit, cant wait to torrent it

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It's always been about the wheat.

>>79980508
>Now that you've seen the field let me take you to the hatcheries

Is this kino?

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>>79981886
>>79980218
>>79982219
John C Reilly would've been a better curly headed fuck

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Ridley is making an attempt to enter the annals of wheatkino

>>79982711
>>79982788
Gotta have some non-competition to ensure arbitration can happen all fair like. All alone out there, betwixt them distant stars n such, even a modern, refined gentlemen could get right ornery iffin he thinks another man has eyes for his lady. You gitchu a couple of them sissymen what like to go diddle them other fruityloops, I reckon you'd have yourself a mighty fine objective thirdparty, mmhmm.

>>79987906
Was probably too busy with GOTG2

>>79987179
I'd imagine that the use of an additional arm would help to somehwat compensate the additional weight of a two biological legs.

Danny McBride is ok, but he doesn't belong in this type of movie.

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>>79987741