Ah, what a fine day to plant some wheat.

what a fuckin shit forced meme

>>79980321
Tax policy is still the worst.

>>79980321
Shut the fuck up, Aaron.

>>79980212
wanna trade sheep jokes ?

>>79980212
Are people really this dumb?
The whole point of the wheat was to explain that people had already been on that planet before, agriculture is a part of civilisation
It's assumed that all living creatures have been wiped out by the aliens

Wheat posting is funny, well done.

what are the prometheuses views on agricultural subsidies?

>>79980212
I've never seen a meme forced as hard as this one.

>>79980788
Every prometheus has a right to hire two extra xeno workers that will be paid by the goverment.

Why was there no wheat on the prometheus planet?

>>79980749
The wheat was clearly planted by the xenos

>Land on alien planet (that looks exactly like scotland, because convenient)
>Don't wear helmets or protective suits at all (because its convenient)
>"Hey, look, earth wheat. What are the odds?" not "HOLY FUCK GRASS? TREES? THESE ARE FERNS. WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE SHIP RIGHT NOW. WHEAT??? I NEED TO ANALYZE THIS. THIS IS INSANE"
>Just "What are the odds, heh, weird :)"

These movies are so fucking lazy. Total schlock. But the internet will be happy. They put a big drooling monster with a cock for a head back in them. I guess thats all that matters in the end, gotta get them toys.

>>79980809

it was an outpost

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>>79980212
>welcome to the wheat fields motherfucker

>>79980832
>Don't wear helmets or protective suits at all (because its convenient)
To be fair it is a colonization mission, right? People don't blindly colonize places. A crew or probe would have been sent first. Maybe David Zero sent Weyland some bad info.

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>>79980832
>they will never make a movie about exploring a new planet
>they land in some tropical wasteland
>an hour of them discovering new things and bringing back samples
>discover their GPS system is broken
>they landed on earth in some bumhole in South America

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>>79980868
>people in the Alien universe just blindly keep trusting Weyland

>>79980212
kek

>>79980212
the ALIEN planting wheat for 2hrs would probably be a more interesting film than what we're getting
at least it would show some growth in the franchise

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This forced meme will be as successful as pic related a.k.a. not at all.

>>79980921
Considering this took place before the events of Alien 1 or 2, yeah people probably do trust them.

>>79980869
would watch

>>79980935
>at least it would show some growth in the franchise

heh

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>tfw a whole folder of memes no one remembers

Wheat alien meme goes in the adjacent folder. Dead on arrival.

>>79980212
This shit-post made me finally watch the trailer for Covenant and I've got to say I think it's really brave of them to do the exact same plot that has been done in the series 3 or 4 times already. It was like watching a best-of feature from the last 5 movies.

>>79980212
this movie is going to be a giant greasy piece of shit

>>79980964
tfw im going to be banging high IQ broads like the girl on the left throughout my 40s due to being a soon to graduate engineer

>>79980832
You're fucking retarded

>>79981059
The guy has had a good push to be fair. Dont see it lasting though.

>>79980212
>send couples with the express purpose of establishing colony
>gay couple
for what purpose

>>79980921
>people in [current_year] trust facebook and google with their private information
really makes you think

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CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>79981187
damn you sure told him.

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>>79981059
Share with us some more dead memes, friend

>>79980212
Literally me.

>>79981580
never throw pearls at pigs

>>79980212
can someone explain this meme please?

>>79981722

new convenant trailer, they find wheat on a new planet now the joke seems to be the xenos are protecting the wheat...through the murder.

>>79980321
DUDE WHEAT LMAO

>>79980855
>>79980935
>>79981770
ha!

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I hope it sells well! Gotta feed the xeno family.

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>>79980321
I guess he didn't like the corn bread either.

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http://coloradowheat.org/2013/11/why-is-the-wheat-genome-so-complicated/

>While wheat has fewer pairs of chromosomes than humans, it has a greater number of genes, with an estimated 164,000 to 334,000 genes, compared to 20,000 to 25,000 genes for a human.

>yfw the prometheuses engineered wheat to encode massive amounts information about organic life forms, synthetic life forms and the universe
>yfw they created the xenos as guardians of wheat
>yfw wheat as a library of secret knowledge about the cosmos will be a heavy plot point in the upcoming alien film

if you doubted the old man Ridley, then YOU'RE the pleb. wheatkino is coming.

>>79982148
Good post

>>79982148
corn and wheat are the same things.
Merican edumanucation right here

wot in alienation

>>79982221
Is wheat the map to the Prometheuses home planet?

Brother may I have some Oats

>>79982265
most probably, among lots of other things. they were a dying civilization. thats why the first prometheus we see does the sacrifice thing. they needed to perpetuate their knowledge in some sort of perennial form.

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>>79980212
better not be that transgenic shit

>>79980321
get a load of this celiac.

>>79980321
Get this cornhead out of here

>>79981307
in the future gays can get pregnant

>>79981059
>>79980964
wtf I never saw these

who /fat ogre shit/ here?

>>79980869
Man you've got a golden idea here

>>79982827
so the the forever war?

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BROTHER

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>>79981444
I CAN ALWAYS SHOW MY EVERYTHINY TO
YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>79982665
Ready4Reddit

>>79982972
I know I just posted it there :^)

>>79980212
This 'meme' has spread way too fast to be legit.
This has to be a viral marketing strategy.

>>79982933
kek

why is this a meme?

>>79983166
Because /tv/ is full of capeshit kiddies and this is the best they can do

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>>79980212
;)

>>79983096
No. They wouldn't torpedo their property with a silly meme that takes away all fear.

>>79983166
2-3 people trying to force it.

>>79980340
t. tax evader

>>79983096
the walking BBC has always been a meme

>>79980212
hehe

>>79980869
Pretty sure there's a twilight zone episode like this.

>>79980818
>No more living species on the planet that can host the Queen's offsprings.
>"Fuck that bitch, mate! let's go grow some wheat until we die!"

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>>79981601

At least we know the xenos aren't gluten free fags

>>79983096
Seriously, stop and think about this. If viral marketers wanted to promote their movie, do you not think they'd a) go somewhere less cynical and hostile than 4chan, and b) come up with something better than fucking wheat? I mean, it's a meme that's based on one single line in the trailer, and is actually poking fun at the stupid plot of the movie. It's pretty fucking esoteric and destined never to spread beyond /tv/. It just makes no sense to market your movie in this way.

Anyway, make sure to check out Ridley Scott's Alien: Covenant™ from 20th Century Fox®, only in theaters May 19

B---D~~79983402
dumb tripfag

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>>79983341
That's not even funny, it's just a dumb quote

>>79983426
Warner movies have really obvious shilling, they learn our memes and spam them in their threads

in space no one can hear you plant wheat

Newfags killed this board. They think /tv/ is some sort of meme factory. look at all the dead forced memes last month alone.

>>79982972
>meme pics
>meme fonts
>reddit

You are pretty new around here yes?

>>79983466
brazzers is really popular imo

>>79983493
They just want some karma on r/4chan.

>>79983330
There's a couple episodes with that premise

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*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>>79983493
>They think /tv/ is some sort of meme factory

That's exactly what it is.

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How does the wheat affect the bonus situation?

>>79983426
Any press is good press.

The wheat meme is 100% marketing.

>>79983558
Name a successful meme made here in the past 3 years that wasn't forced and spread. Not even cotzana or bane were /tv/ memes, they were stolen from other boards.

>>79983596
KINO

>>79983596
kino
really makes you think
what did he mean by this

>>79983606
one of the most forced memes of all time, in fact, 90 percent of memes are forced

>>79983581
Ripley kept some of her past memories when she was remade, the bonus situation could still be compromised.

>>79983606
>>79983640
A terrible forced meme that is rarely used outside /tv/.

If redditors had to make a meme out of the alien trailer, the wheat meme would be the result.
It lacks autism to be funny.

>>79983699
lurk more faggot

>>79983739
You shouldn't use words you dont understand newfriend.

>>79983596
>Bane isn't a /tv/ meme

What?

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PLAYING THE SONG OF WHEAT!

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>>79983596
Bane is pure /tv/ meme. I was in the thread when it started and made the first few I regret it a lot

The good meme production died when L O S T ended.

>>79983774
Everyone made fun of that quote and naturally /tv/ being what it is took the joke and ran it into the ground making it unfunny garbage years after the movie was released.

>>79983809
>Bane is pure /tv/ meme
It is a literal reddit meme

>>79980212
I keked out loud

>>79983844
I was here when it got started, senpai.

>>79983596
It's a ... episode.

>>79983772
>haha I won!

>>79983643
>it's forced because I don't like it

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>>79980212

>>79983927
I never say this, but you actually should go back to redd*t

>>79983955
lotta loyalty for a planted crop

>>79983825
>unfunny
it's hilarious, because it's really in the movie
and it gets even more hilarious when anons find references in other work

>>79983640
>really makes you think
/pol/ meem

>>79983993
I smiled

what about the bonus wheat situation?

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>>79982665

>>79983872
/a/ meme

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Tell me about Grain, why does he wear the soil?

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ITS TIME TO SEW MY ROYAL OATS

>Xenos not only created humans on Earth but also imported wheat
Fucking Jews

>>79984167
tell me about the soil, why does it grow wheat?

>>79984167
Jesus christo my sides

>>79984208

four arms for four times the farming

>>79984221
>>79984167
A lotta nutrition for a GMO

>>79984167
epic, epic for the wheat

>>79983706
Someone get this hotbread outta here.

>>79984114
kekerino

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I've never seen a single Alien movie

>WHO PLANTED THESE TREES???

>>79980321
CANE?

>>79984384
You butter catch(er in the rye) up.

>>79983806
>wheat for my soul

>>79980340
Fuck off, tax policy is the only genuinely funny meme to come out of /tv/ in the past year.

>>79984384
whey not? you oats to change that

>These xenos are blowing us away like chaff! Wheat do we do?
What did Scott mean by this?

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THEY'RE TAKING ALL THE WHEAT REEEEEEE

>>79980340
what about the bonus tax situation?

wheat did he mean by this?

>>79983806
what comic is that?

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>>79981059
I will not tolerate this buffoonery any longer.

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GET OFF MY MOTHERFUCKING WHEAT

>>79984613
farmers protecting their crop from filthy humans is always touching, bravo Ridley

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>>79984567
>OH NO, IT'S BOILING XENO BLOOD
it's there a significant difference from regular alien blood?

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Barley?

>>79984613
>hes even got a farmers hat
this is deliberate

>>79984384
What about an Aliens movie?

>>79984654
he wants it back!

>>79984384
I can barley respect you if that is true

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What's the deal with aliens?

Why are they always so angry?

CALM DOWN BUDDY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

>>79984384
>I've never seen a single Alien movie

WHAT are you wheatn' fer?

>>79984567
God, what a shitty webm

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let me tell you about farming

>>79984384
I can't believe you've never sown it

what was alien's wheat policy?

>>79984613
>fully show alien like this
this film is a mistake.

>>79983330
That was the plot to Planet of the Apes.

>>79984802
not him but it's almost literally the plot of a twilight zone episode where a space ship malfunctions and crash lands on a desert planet and then they find out they've been on earth all along

>>79980340
Get this tax evader outta here!

>>79984613
Dude just wants to protect his wheat from humans and their pollution ship. Based.

>>79980212
>not changing the color temperature to make it look sunny
fail

>>79980340
>Tax policy

just take it with a grain of wheat.

Where the fuck are the drawfags?

>>79984940
on reddit and /co/

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Xenomorph vs. Grainstealer, who wins?

>>79984956
kek

>>79984940
what do you need senpai?

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>farmerlmao versus homosexual libcuck immigrants
I know who I'm rooting for.

>>79984427
for brew

>>79985068
>rooting
Whilarious

God, you cunts are just the fucking worst.

This meme is really terrible. Just the lowest of the low. There's absolutely no variation in it.
>DUDE THERE'S WHEAT AND THE ALIEN PROTECTS THE WHEAT, WHAT IS HE LIKE A FARMER OR SOMETHING? LMAO!

just utter fucking shit

>>79985363
Back to ryeddit.

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>>79984753
>tfw know about farming

>>79985068
>sending gays to colonise a planet

The stupid of this will never stop hurting.

>>79985363
really fertilises my crops

xeno is a cute
a CUTE

>>79985363
are you gluten intolerant or something?

>>79985064
An Alien planting crops, duh

>>79985363
Hopheads please leave

>>79985363
Someone get this city slicker outta here!

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>>79980212
>muscles on an exoskeleton

really tickles your frontal lobe

>>79985400
>DUDE COLONIZING IN THE FUTURE MEANS JUST FUCKING AND FUCKING AND FUCKING
>DUDE JUST MAKE DAUGHTERS AND FUCK THOSE DAUGHTERS AND MAKE YOUR SONS FUCK YOUR DAUGHTERS TOO LMAO

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hey guys
I just found out that this thing looks very similarly to a v*****
care to comment?

>>79984973
genestealer no contest

>>79985501
I would fertilize that.

>>79985465
sounds bout right

>>79985501
everyone knows that, wheat for brains

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>>79980212
Mr. Scott I think I'd be perfect for your new movie! Please! For the love of god please hire me

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>>79985400

>>79985528
rly?

>>79985501
is it wrong to want to put penis in to it?

Weyland-yutani corp, under the guise of a humanitarian mission, enlist a crack team of agronomists/space marines to find and secure a world with a wheat strain that produces a 400% greater yield and matures at twice the speed. However, the xenos, who act as intergalactic scarecrows to protect the precious wheat, fight back to defend their crop. After much bloodshed, the WT team leave with a bushel and seedlings of the über-wheat, but crashland on a planet killing all those aboard, and spreading the über-wheat over the planet. It is so successful that it chokes out all the other vegetation on the planet, turning it into a barren wasteland. The engineers, looking for their stolen crop and wishing to maintain a monopoly on the wheat market, crash land into the planet in search of the über-wheat, which is revealed to be LV426. This then leads into the original alien film, as WT corp has secretly diverted the nostromo in search of the über-wheat. Only parker, a high level operative of WT corp, and Dallas, are aware of the true nature of the mission, which he constantly alludes to as the 'bonus situation'. This is why dallas breaks quarantine on kane, in the hopes that he has retrieved a strain of the über-wheat. Ash is infact a redherring in regards to his mission, diverting the crews attention from the über-wheat to the xeno scarecrow.

Additionally, this is why the colony is commisioned to terraform LV426 in 'Aliens', as well as their reluctancy to nuke it from orbit. By 'Aliens' the earth government has, naturally, joined WT venture into securing the über-wheat, seeing its benefit for earths position in the galactic heirarchy, and goes to extreme lengths to secure it, explaining the lresence of space marines and the sulacco, as well as the attempted retrieval of ripley (who is assumed to be hiding the über-wheat) in alien 3.

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>>79980832
>Just "What are the odds, heh, weird :)"
I laughed.
They just lost the art of making things work and pile on shit on another.

>>79985400
>>79985465
Bringing gays is retarded though. Their genes won't pass on and so they were just wasted tag alongs. The name of the game is maximising genetic diversity to ensure the survival of the species.

That being said they had, what, 6 couples? You need at least 50 to not fuck up the gene pool.

>>79981175
>tfw almost didn't go for STEM

Wtf was I thinking?

>>79985697
>Their genes won't pass on
1) They're not there to breed into infinity until the planet is full, they're just exploring/terraforming/laying grounds for further immigration
2) It's the future so IPS cell impregnation is definitely a thing

>>79981187
He's right tho

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>>79982665

>>79980832
It's like in Prometheus when they discover the big white dudes are "100% genetic match" to humans (not how genes work).

Instead of going "Holy shit this is the greatest scientific discovery of all time! It changes everything! We have to study this more and tell earth now! Our entire careers have been leading to this!" they just go sulk because they couldn't find a live one and move on like it was nothing.

I think Ridley Scott has the Alzheimer's

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Is wheat usually this big?

>>79980340
>tfw I tried to apply the tax meme to Rust and True Detective but no one got on board
FUCK YOU /tv/

>>79985827
4 u

can someone explain tax policy meem to me?

>>79981601
'Em plets my livin

>>79985755
Why go as couples then if they aren't going to procreate? And now if they do breed and whole lot more humans don't arrive, their grandchildren will have to make some fucked up decisions.

And yeah they probably have IVF or some shit but why bother bringing the equipment when you could just not bring gays and save on the hassle?

>Wanted: Fertile young couples for space colonisation. Gays accepted too ;)

>>79985882
Something from reddit probably.

>>79980321
What do you expect form a board that spammed the retarded tax shit for days? This garbage board hasn't made a good meme since Bane.

>>79984683
I'll tell ya, too much coffee! I mean look at them, they're thin as a rail, extremely irritable, even their insides are full of acid reflux!

>>79984384
You really need to keep a better ear to the ground

>>79981601

Muh pelts still makes me laugh

too bad it didn't take off, funnier than Bane imo

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>In ancient Rome, the Romans used the term Cura Annonae ("care for the grain supply"), in honour of their goddess Annona and the grain dole was distributed from the Temple of Ceres.
>Annona
>Anon

>The official responsible for the provision of the alimenta was the Curator alimentorum.
>alimenta
>alien

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cura_Annonae

>>79985933
>Bane
>good meme

/tv/ was always shit
why can't I leave?

>>79985933
The age of Bane is over. The time of the Wheat has come.

>>79986032
We are entering depths of lore previously unimaginable.

>>79985919
>And now if they do breed and whole lot more humans don't arrive
Why wouldn't they arrive? That's kinda the mission.

>o-oh well I guess we're stuck here forever for no apparent reason, let's fuck into oblivion despite being related because even if we are doomed we NEED to fuck right?
As you said, if they really were planning to breed themselves onto the planet they wouldn't just bring dozen or so couples because of the gene pool, so that wasn't an option anyway.

>why bother bringing the equipment when you could just not bring gays and save on the hassle?
>hassle
Why is it a hassle? I mean, other than "DUDE FUCKING FAGGOTS AM I RIGHT"? If they have the talent why not bring them along?

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>>79986034
>why can't i leave?

>>79980749
Pretty impressive that a board comprised of neck beards that do nothing but watch movies are having a hard time wrapping their pea sized brains around this.

>>79980749
>>79986112
>The whole point of the wheat was to explain that people had already been on that planet before

NO.

The point is the Engineers brought wheat to Earth. Humans have never been to the Covenant planet.

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memes

>>79986177
Explain the dog tag.

>>79986181
It's the dog tag from Prometheus

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>>79986178

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>>79986177
>>79986181
>Prometheus is already being disregarded and retconned

>>79986181
It's Rapeface and David's ship that was shown you brtainlet

>>79986223
>Humans have never been to the Covenant planet.

>>79983928
>Watch it, wheat"

>>79986233
as in humans did not plant the weed

>>79986254
Ah yes "humans have never been there" is the same as saying "oh yeah humans were there they just didn't plant the what". Fuck off.

>>79983928
>Watch it, wheat!

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i regret nothing

>>79986267
I know you are trolling.

Noomi is not "humans"

>>79986289
10/10

>>79986267
You do realise wheat grows wild like grass, it doesn't need to be planted by humans.

>>79986294
>there's only one human so HUMANS haven't been there, gotee! hahaha xD

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>>79986178

>>79980921
Considering they tend to brutally kill everyone who might have had bad experiences trusting them, I'd say nobody knows not to trust them.

>>79986289
Jeezie petes

>>79986178
>>79986289
Beautiful.

>>79986289
>there are anons who put their natural talent to only making memes
You could have a career doing actual drawings like this... WHY do you just waste it on memes?

I am serious, actually do something with your life with this talent

>>79986178
>>79986289
Is the Aliens in this movie seriously Guardians of Wheat?

Please don't tell me this is true

>>79986331
calm down, I do. this is just for fun

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>>79986178

>>79983426
Shill confirmed

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>>79986289
Impressive

>>79986331
you think artistic oc for movie hype isnt paid? lel

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>>79986289
Astounding.

>>79986289
Mad skillz

>>79985747
Engineers are the jobbers of the STEM world.

>>79986289
nice

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>>79986289

>>79986289
>not using its tail to cut the wheat

>>79986368
>he doesnt want the xenos to be noble guardians instead of le dumb spoopy monster for the nth time
why are you such a pleb?

>>79986721
>It's either that or the other.
One is overdone to death and the other is a stupid fucking idea.
I want neither

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>>79986289
STOP SYPHONING MY (You)s I DID ACTUAL OC AND YOU JUST DREW OVER PRE-EXISTING MATERIAL AND USED PRETTY COLORS TO TRICK THE PLEBS REEEEEEEEEEEEERE

Nice to WHEAT you

>>79986178
Do a Predator!

>>79987000
doing what phampai?

>>79986929
1v1 me faget

>>79983869
back to rebbit

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>>79986178

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ooga booga where da wheat wimmen at?

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Post that one webm of the scene where Xenomorph is pushing eggs down some woman's throat from that one AvP movie.

"The wheat is the key to all of this." - Ridley Scott, 2017

>>79987122
to all the femanons itt: would you rather be anally fucked by a white or black xeno?

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LOOKS LIKE WHEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>79987247
how does an orc know what wheat is?

>>79987276
I seen what you did there.

>>79987247

What was the maggoty bread made of, though?

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I'm famous lads. Praise the wheat these hard working xenomorphs planted.

>>79987396
kek

>>79987396
And then they say WE DID


Meme over.

Stop forcing this.

>>79987453
>WE DID
>WHEAT DID
>WHEAT DUDE
>DUDE
>WHEAT

>>79984384
way to go against the grain

>>79987532
I can't believe how deep this meme is running

>>79987538
ayy

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>>79987247
delet this

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20TH CENTURY FOX PRESENTS

BASED ON A TRUE STORY

A PEACEFUL ALIEN, TENDING TO HIS WHEAT

UNTIL THEY TOOK EVERYTHING

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You know what it taste like?
Tasty wheat

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Can someone explain this meme? I'm completely clueless of the reference

wh3at

>>79987715
Wheat scene in the new trailer, go watch it.

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>>79987614
>>79987644

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So are bonuses paid out by the bushel or what?

>>79980868
Colonization Mission? Don't think so. They are sending fagets.

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when are they going to add this xeno design?

Can someone explain this meme?

>>79983330
I remember this, they crashed on a desert and there's one guy that commit suicide or something like that

>>79987857
According to some, they are just the crew of a ship which has several 100 people in cryosleep, they are just there to survey and prepare for everyone to wake up.

However, even with that explanation, it's still very stupid to send a space crew made up of couples, this can be very bad for operational and safety reasons. It's completely illogical to send couples of any kind.

>>79987871
that head is very phallic

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>>79987957
nonsense

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>>79984384

You better eat breakfast oats.

>tfw bad at this

>>79987871
how would it even work? it doesn't really have a lower body
also i think they said they were trying to add something like this for prometheus but went with the shittier one instead

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>>79988005
you mean the ultramorph that was supposed to be born from an engineer?

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>>79988029

>>79981187
no need to be rude Mr. Scott

>>79987946
>It's completely illogical to send couples of any kind.

It being illogical depends on what the FTL travel method is in that universe (I genuinely don't know, I'm assuming they don't even have one hence why they go into cryo sleep). If they can just go through warpholes or if they have infinite energy (I would have said this was unlikely until I saw how bad Prometheus was) then yeah, sending fagets is just wasting time, not resources.

Sending out couples would be very beneficial, that way the surveyors that you are speaking of could become homesteaders once a suitable site is found. Sending out fagets is a literal waste of a seat, fuel and will hit profits hard.

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>ywn see this for real unless it's some Lego movie type of parody

>>79988029
Yeah i think thats what they were going for but they cut that out for the decon instead

>>79982933
Lmao

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>>79985806
100% genetic match is cringe inducing

>>79988137
It's illogical when you consider emergency situations, space is obviously dangerous and situations can arise that require fast thinking and sacrifice, most people would willingly allow someone more important, like a captain, to die just to save someone they love. Having couples can cloud judgement in emergencies, or even just everyday space tasks. It's also just too complicated, people often cheat, this can bread hatred and violence among the crew. No bueno for space explorers that need a level head.

>>79986177
THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE WE CAN BUILD A PHYLOGENIC TREE GROUPING WHEAT AND OTHER EARTH GRASSES, PLANTS, ETC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79986178
Nice

>>79986289
Pretty good

>>79988316
I meant Breed*

Get it, bread is made from wheat LULUUL

>>79986368
It's true, all of it.

How can the xenomorph agricultural economy survive on Wheat alone?

>>79984683
>>79985985
Nice kek

>>79987846
You're unto something

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>>79982221
What is some other essential wheat kino?

>>79980921

>people still keep trusting the USA

>>79984613
That guy even looks like a farmer

>>79985363
Somebody get this hotbread outta here.

>>79986178
I'm loving these Xeno farmer memes way more than I should.

>>79987957
and that phallus is very headlike