Hey how come /tv/ never gets any celebrities?

Goose browses /tv/
The only celeb you ever need ;)

>>79978329
How you know this senpai?

>>79978338
How you know this senpai?

>>79978311
Who cares? Reddit AMAs are always PR stunt. Any interesting question at all.

>>79978311
Because reddit are essentially normies whereas a large portion of 4chan are rabid neet virgins and evangelical conspiracy theorists ie the Internets toilet

>>79978338
lmao post some spoilers about movies i actually care about loser

Because 4chan gets about 1/20 the traffic of reddit and there is no reason for celebrities to even know about this site let alone come here for an AMA.

>>79978368
Conan's AMA is hilarious.

>>79978377
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that's all i can read faggot

because 4chan doesn't record anything for more than a month tops

people like permanence

>>79978338
>dude the characters from these comics where they've already died 50 times because comics are fucking dumb children's picture books also die in this terrible movie series which will inevitably be rebooted in the next year or two lmao
Wow you really got me with those spoilers anon

>>79978343
;)

Louis CK's friends started Cuckposting as a way to fuck with him because he is a serial phone-checker.

So they would wait until he went onstage to do his set then when he came off there would be 6 cuck threads on here about him.

DiPaolo and Quinn were behind some of the most notorious IBG pastas.

How do I know this? I was at the Comedy Underground one night and they were writing one on the fly while he was on stage.

>>79978338
Please make use of the spoiler image checkbox and spoiler tags. Purposeful spoiling of a series or movie is not allowed.

>>79978311
I've been on 4chan since 2004 and I've been on reddit since 2005. Before that I was on digg.

>>79978452
Time to get a life bud

>>79978466
Like your life is so amazing.

Ok guys i will take some questions.
Been lurking /tv/ after my previous assistant showed me some hilarious post about me.You guys are alright.
Obviously won't be posting any proofs so I might as well be a LARPer.
A 50/50 chance ;)

But I'm a celebrity.

>>79978507
Ryan feltstien?

>>79978541
Word I've shot lots of videos of myself ejaculating on photos of other celebrities on xhamster. Some of them have a thousand views.

>>79978442
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE

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>yfw there are celebrities lurking /tv/ right now and you don't know about it

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>>79978311
Brendan Fraser lurks /tv/ now that imdb forums are closed

>>79978854
Celebrities are very isolate people because they can't have a normal life. I bet they spend a lot of time on-line, where they can talk freely, just like another anon.

>>79978970
post yfw Abatap was actually Magan Fox

>>79978970
they all have Google alerts about them but because so many 4chin threads never get archived by google they don't see this place as often.

>>79978311

>implying some of us aren't in the public eye and enjoy shitposting here because of the anonymity

T. Pleb

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Celebrities even lurk reddit. Redditors don't even realize their speaking to the stars of the movies they're criticizing

>>79979193
*shakes fist*

>>79978311
KEK!!! Because y'all haters and I hate every single one of you.

4chan is worse than silk road.

because of /pol/

no really

Because the moderation is better.

A guy posing as Conan started a thread here yesterday with a photoshopped version of that picture asking /TV/ to ask him anything.
The very first reply was "tell me about Bane".

that's why.

>>79978311
>Hi everyone, it's me Bruce Vilanch! Ask me anything!
>20 posts in someone posts hardcore child porn or animal mutilation

And I don't foresee the fallout of that but the question alone makes it not worth the trouble

>>79979193
I made a similar 'mistake' back in my reddit days when I was completely shitting on my teams punter, Chris Kluwe in the Minnesota Vikings board... only I was shitting on Kluwe - directly to Chris Kluwe.

>>79979193
Didn't Brendan Fraser lurk a movie forum or something? Was it Reddit? I remember an account raging about his career

>>79979705

that can happen on reddit as well,

the real reason is that 4chan is an ANONYMOUS board.

>>79979703
its a fair question

why does he wear the mask?

>>79979705
Please google Tom Hardy ama

>>79979703
It's a good thing

>>79979797
I'd rather message your mom for her to send me more pics

did emma stone ever acknowledge her feet are worshipped by so many people?

>>79979705
who the fuck is bruce vilanch

Could you imagine though?pmsl at the thought of some shitty PR team thinking an AMA here would be good

I visited there once to see what all the fuss is about...

The board layouts are fucking retarded. And I visited a few show-specific boards to see what they were chatting about, and almost every post was either mislabeling characters or getting everything wrong in general, as if none of them had even seen the show. Not to mention there was almost zero negativity or independent opinion, it was like walking into fucking Pleasantville.

Came straight back to this lovely cesspool of assholes who say what they think.

>>79979782
Reddit is anonymous too

Because they're smart enough not to attract normalfags here.

>it's a /tv/ pretends 4chan is muh sekkrit club episode
>it's a /tv/ pretends normal people don't visit this site episode

>>79978329
He seems like he may be on the spectrum and he is a pretty big loser so I wouldn't doubt it.

>>79978967
what's the cham cham's endgame?

>>79978448
I don't think this is true but I choose to believe it anyways

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>>79978311
>Hey how come /tv/ never gets any celebrities?

William Shatner said it on reddit; he came here first, someone called him a Nigger and he left again.

thats why we don't.

>>79978452
Who are you

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>>79978311
One of the greatest writers of this generation posts here.

>>79978311
I imagine Joe Rogan or Jamie lurk here and make threads

>>79981654
>William Shatner said it on reddit; he came here first, someone called him a Nigger and he left again.
Kek. It's rather good that we don't get them here, or we'd face heavy moderation

>>79978311
lack moderation through upboats and bribes to normalize it with media corps.

>>79978311
Trevor Moore posted here once

>>79982371
Nah, that was on /b/

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>>79978311

The whole point and purpose of 4chan is supposed to be anonymity. I imagine if any celebrities came here, it would be to shitpost without repercussion.

>>79979096

Like Norm here.

>>79982419
what is the difference?

>>79982628
No GigaNigga threads here

>>79978311

Because people can post porn here freely, and Reddit doesn't have images display by default.

Also, being anonymous just allows people to be toxic and idiotic.

He really went to shit in just 1 year, jesus christ you were my hero, what they did to you.

>>79978311

because Reddit is a better website

>>79978970

Colin Farrell used to search himself on google until all the stuff was negative to him and got depressed.

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>>79982682

>>79978311
I've heard that some famous musicians did AMAs on /mu/. Maybe someone else knows more about that.
>>79982705
If you want to do a serious discussion or AMA with a celebrity it is.

>>79978311
because we have /b/ and /pol/, which are associated with racism and trolling.

i still dont know if i like conan or hate him.

Conan is cool though.

>>79981734
I'm the Cook.

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>tfw xev will never post on 4chan because you niggers are too abnormal and will just scare her away

>>79982763
He's a cuck but also a genuinely good comedian, perhaps the best on TV.

you just have to separate the politics from the person.

Probably a combination of things. All the racism/sexism on 4chan, 4chan's portrayal of the media as a hate machine, threads don't preserve, /tv/ knows hardly anything about movies, lesser traffic, etc.

I'm sure some folks must lurk here due to simple statistics, there're so many celebrities, so a couple surely lurk and post here. Doesn't mean they want the media to know they're here though.

because celebrities come here for the same reason as anyone else, to be anon, btw I'm a list

>>79982907
Oh no. The woman who does incest porn might think bad of me.

>>79978311
/tv/ is a bunch of failure. /mu/ had Andrew WK

>>79982735
Andrew WK is the only confirmed one I think, I remember that

also some indie musician got thrown out of his band because he blew his cover and started using chanspeak and called some other female musician a bitch or something

>>79983029
>He's a cuck
I mean it's just a meme right?

>>79978311
/tv/ has to make do with Max Landis shitposting.

>>79981471
who the fuc is goose?

>>79983079
Says a lot about you then doesn't it

>A Tumblr called Sexism in Music has a series of posts which assert that DIIV bassist Devin Ruben Perez (pictured far left) wrote sexist, racist, homophobic, and anti-Semitic remarks on the website 4chan. Representatives for DIIV have been contacted and offered no comment on the story.
>According to the blog, Perez has been posting under the name "Devin-Chan". Sexism in Music pointed to remarks about Perfect Pussy's Meredith Graves (who is called "a bitch" and rated based on her perceived attractiveness), Grimes' Claire Boucher ("I find her physically repulsive"), and Zomby ("That nigger is the biggest troll ever"). They also point to the repeated use of the term "faggot" and an anti-Semitic joke ("I’m a good goyim. Every time a Rabbi gets close, I shout out for my friend Burnstein and tell him to leave me alone unless they want to break their shmageggi, oy vey").
>Since the news surfaced yesterday, Perez has only tweeted once: a link to the video for Chamillionaire's "Ridin'".
He's still with the band. This is a good example of why if any celebrities come here we won't know about it. They just want to shitpost anonymously like we do because they're not willing to be as based as this guy and take a bullet from the media for it.

>>79983213
this
same logic applies to hitler and jews.

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>>79983236
>They also point to the repeated use of the term "faggot" and an anti-Semitic joke ("I’m a good goyim. Every time a Rabbi gets close, I shout out for my friend Burnstein and tell him to leave me alone unless they want to break their shmageggi, oy vey").
>Since the news surfaced yesterday, Perez has only tweeted once: a link to the video for Chamillionaire's "Ridin'".
Holy fuck my sides

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>>79978311
>Prommoting something among this bunch of psycocuks
Cos most celebrities already have covered their share of social work with handicapped people.

>>79978311
Because celebrities are normies

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>>79979193
>tfw she doesn't shitpost on /mu/ instead
Now that she's a movie star I doubt she'll ever bother making music again.

>>79979910
pretty sure she did. or at least one celeb has.

>>79983736
>pretty sure she did
proof. now

/tv/ has a porn movie, does Reddit have a porn movie?

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>>79978311
People at Reddit actually spend money on things.

People on /tv/ love feet rip and steal all video footage to make montages of feet and tits, never pay for anything.. and at the moment we are overrun by mental retards shilling for GOP/Money'd interrests/NeoNazi's. Marketing is only done by those groups, not by anyone trying to make money from entertainment or actual labour.

>>79982735
>>79983139
Andrew WK
Deadmau5. Joel was actually a regular poster for while.
Flying Lotus
I'm sure there's others I've forgotten. /mu/ gets quite a few musicians.

>>79982907
Xev doesn't post because she knows proper culture. She's a lurker and it shows.

>>79983843
makes sense, they all have a shitty taste in music

>>79978311
Didn't Henry Cavill say that he visits 4chan?

>>79978311
Tarantino spams in feet in every thread

>>79983764
there's a Vulture article where they mention it bit.

>>79983788
why don't you head on back there then?

>>79982655
Is this your first day here?

>>79978311
>Why isn't /tv/ a corporate playground?

>>79983997

>For the most part, the attention she’s received has been positive. She doesn’t seem to have a lot of haters, not even on the Internet, unless you count the poster on Wikifeet, “the collaborative celebrity foot-fetish website,” who finds her toes a little bony. “Is this grounds for retirement?” she deadpans. “Be really, really, brutally honest.” She still has the No. 1 feet on the site, so it’s a wash.

source http://www.vulture.com/2012/06/emma-stones-spidey-sense.html

>>79984013
I've never been to reddit, I don't know what's going on, but it seems like people took more effort in shitposting before, now it just seems like they're mad or actually have a weird agenda.

I guess I should make a letterbox account, those threads still seem decent.

>>79978507
I don't think 50/50 is accurate.

Classic Paul Dano posts here

>>79978311
>Hey how come /tv/ never gets any celebrities?
because /tv/ is a shit board that people would be embarrassed to publicly admit to browsing.

also, 4chan is known as a the "racist" reddit to the normies. it would be bad for anyone's career.

however, if we had a /cel/ we could get more celebrities browsing here and shitposting each other...........

I FUCKING HATE YOU DANE DEHAAN, I KNOW IT'S YOU

Because guess what, most celebrities are normies. Even if they want to be anonymous online they will just make a reddit account.
Hell even Creepychan (if any of you newfaggots still remember her) quit 4chan and now browses reddit because she says 4chan turned to shit. Maybe Taylor Swift is an exception, but who knows if she still browses

We do, but we lurk.
Who /celebrity/ here?
Me
t. celebrity

>>79984013
Cos I'm skint.

>>79983910
GOOBLE GOBBLE