The worst and most awful film posters and covers you can find.

>>79972166
why

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>>79973275
>tfw just catched this in my country
What did I think about it, /tv/ - Television & Film?

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>>79974302
the sad thing about this poster is that the guy couldn't even afford a .com domain

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>no one posted this yet

>>79974302
kino

>>79972670
holy shit john goodman looks all fucked up

>>79974240
This one seems generic but nowhere near bad

>FEELIN KINDA SORTA

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>>79972618

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>>79974318
>Executive Produced by The Estate of Humphrey Bogart

>>79974678
What i like about this one is how the problem isn't even shitty effects or photoshop, it's just a fundamentally retarded idea for a movie poster

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bored looking people standing around

>>79974620
I remember I kept telling people The Shallows was a sequel to The Gallows.
I did the same thing With I, Frankenstein and I, Robot

>>79974740
FEEL THE EXCITEMENT

>>79974656
i had to use a search engine to verify this was a real movie, thats fucking the worst title ever

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>>79974819
DRUG STORES!

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>>79974858
>don't hope for a miracle make one

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1/4

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>>79974883
>I cannot sanction this vulcanery

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3/4

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4/4

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>>79972242
>From the writer of Taxi Driver and co-writer of Raging Bull
fucking what

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>>79974966
He is straight up copying Seagal now?

>>79974916
Look at the size of his fucking head

>>79974916
>>79974933
>>79974953
>>79974966
Four completely separate posters, and they are all awful.

>>79975001
looks like he's doing that "extended face" shoop

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>>79973275
great movie. get off my board.

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>>79975067
>bad cover = bad movie
Logic?

>>79974540
He's lost a fuckton of weight dude. Same with Penn Jillette.

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What did he feed his horse?

>>79972188
top kek

it wouldn't be bad except for Fonda's pose and the floating switchblade - plus the son-issues juror being hugged from behind

>>79975182
>poor little white guy

>>79975207
kek

>>79974966

This one is actually pretty good.

Is it fully poseable? I guess it doesn't matter, I wouldn't want to ruin the resell value by taking it out of the packaging.

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>>79972188

>>79975304
Fonda deserved better.

>>79975436
DON'T DO IT STEVE

YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

>>79975371
Come Neverar

>>79975463
That's a dang lie and you know it.

>>79975397
is that just like a picture of Pitt from a premiere or something?

>>79975467
>those minion knockoffs

oh my god taylor kitsch is full JUST

>>79972670
This might be the weirdest movie ever made. I felt like it was supposed to be this intense Flight 93 type flick with a very grave and important Critic Bait aesthetic but then it seemed to just come and go. Bummer.

>>79975518
I found the dvd from a charity shop, on the back it says 'cover image does not appear in the film' or something like that. I think it's just a stock photo they got from wikipedia or something.

>>79975397
this can't be real

>>79975067
I bet you feel like a fucking idiot. Considering you didn't reply it looks like you did. Lmaoing at your life.

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At some point I assume he was meant to have a gun in his hand.

>>79975172

>ymistillhere

Guess they knew their market audience

>>79975589
>Rick is a young American who suffers of a rare skin disease which prevents him from exposing himself to any kind of light, especially sunlight. After having tried several cures without success, his father takes him to a village in Yugoslavia where they meet a healer, who is supposed to save him. But the treatment does not work and Rick decides to forget about his illness and enjoy life, feeling the sun on his skin for the first time. In the short time he has left a young American actress enters his life

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>I need a poster for this Matthew McConaughey romcom!
>I got u senpai

>>79975574
>First film is "Now You See Me"
>Second film is not "Now You Don't"
REEEEE

>>79975631
>The Dark Side of the Sun is a 1988 American-Yugoslavian drama film directed by Božidar Nikolić and stars Brad Pitt in his first leading role as a young man in search of a cure for a dreaded skin disease.

Director Božidar Nikolić picked Brad Pitt out of 400 candidates for the main role. Brad Pitt was very happy for the pick and was only paid $1523 for seven weeks of filming in 1988. Nikolic said that film was then shelved due to lack of entertainment value

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>>79975605
Found it

>>79975616

She really needs to turn that coffee business around.

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>>79975641

>>79973451

Jesus fucking Christ I've seen better photoshop jobs in baneposts.

>>79975616
>tfw wife keeps spending all my money and have to make another shit film.

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>>79975676
cars and posters do not go together well

>>79975727
How the fuck does this work? Is it a kids movie about a dog mauling ISIS in the desert?

>>79975727
They should've credited the dog.

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Help I'm melting

>>79975714
>Wake me up

>>79975574
Shit, is this official?

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OP did say best right?

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>>79975714
there must be a version of this with MATTFACE on all the photos instead

>>79975825
>A Jet Li Movie where he doesnt kick people
Why?

>>79972127
He looks baked out of his mind.

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Great movie, though

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>>79975743

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>>79975904
>>79975743
>>79975676

>>79975878
that's not bad
its supposed to be john lennon - yoko ono

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>>79975918

>>79975932
It's horribly photoshopped

>>79974302

>A paranormal thriller where a computer hacker exposes worldwide secrets

A TAGLINE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CATCHY SLOGAN NOT A FUCKING PLOT SUMMARY YOU ACTUAL LITERAL AUTIST

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>>79975616

>>79975959
Thought it was Billy Bob for a second

>>79975904
>99% on Rotten Tomatoes

>>79974240
i guess i'm a criminal

I found one, it was truly awful but I never fucking saved it.

>>79975959
Is he supposed to be looking to them?

>>79975473
Slightly underrated post.

>>79976050
Describe it or give the title

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>>79975935

>>79974540
Thats how he has looked since birth anon dont make fun

>>79976027
>wow, an original Paul McCartney song
Said no one

>>79976027
What De Niro is doing with his life?

>>79974372
>BATMAN EVERYONE

what a stupid ass movie

>>79976045
90 minutes of boobs bouncing. Nice.

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>>79974858

>>79976027
I actually really like this movie. Pretty comfy desu.

>>79974403
>rustled

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The right one is the original, the left is how it was released internationally.

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>>79976084

>>79976045
>Cross Country...is a lot like life
It's pointless and fat people don't last long

>>79974916
No fucking way this first one is real someone turn of rhe goldeneye cheat ffs

>>79975162
JEEZ

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What do you think this movie is about when looking at this poster?

>>79976174
Like the Avengers are coming to kill Hawkeye's children?

>>79974668
>josh duhamel was the lead in a movie that also starred pacino and hopkins

AM I LIVING IN THE MUTHERFUCKING TWILIGHT ZONE???

>>79975397
I can't believe.

I won't.

>>79976174
Do the Japs really love Hawkeye or something?

>>79975467
poor Jason Mews ;_;7

>>79974668
When you can practically see the little window with all the layers checked, it's not ready for release

>>79975478
literally wtf were they going for?

>>79976227

They love the "Man with nothing special becoming something" trope so I would imagine so

It's more prevalent in anime but I'm sure they like it in general

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>>79976174
I never understood japanese aesthetics.

>>79974740
>devon sawa
>julie benz

still alive, alright

>>79976255
Holy shit, the way they used all renders with transparency is disgusting.

>>79976222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpGVXwEZj4

>>79976255
That Negan lean.

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>>79976244
Not even the worst "loads of people piled up at the side" poster

>>79974895
why do they keep making these shitty things?

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>>79976266
Little known fact, Gosling himself designed this cover.

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>this entire thread

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WIITH IT

>>79976292
he looks about 15

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>>79976266
>filename

>>79976271
>Walker's hand

>>79976309
they make bank

>>79976359
no

i just won't fucking believe you

i won't

you fucking hear me? NO

>>79976107

Did Brendan lose weight?

>>79972188
What do these twelve men try to steal in this old heist movie? Do they get caught? Is that why they are angry?

>>79976365
>Klein's hairline
>remember American Pie?

>>79976377
no the heist is just very stressful

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>>79976174
>A retired Avenger (Jeremy Renner) must protect his family from the ones he stood by, including Russian Slavs, a cybernetic clone of himself, and Kid's Choice award winner Chris Evans. With the help of his wacky sidekick, Ultron, Hawk eye must stand against the threat he once called allies, no matter how many jump cuts it takes.

>>79976377
They each plead innocent one by one, as Fonda talks them into it. Then he pleads guilty and takes a plea bargin for no jail time in exchange for selling them all out.

Darn Fonda.

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>>79972127

>>79976435
>Hawkeye: Death Drives a Stick was nominated for eight Academy Awards, winning six.

>>79976432
was colin farrell 16 in that movie?

>>79976271
>tfw i liked this movie

>>79972166
that guy looks like a younger Trump desu

>>79976464
>Or as it was titled in Europe, "Hawkeye Hurrah: The Continuing Saga"

>>79976480
The prequel to Army of Two is pretty weird

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>>79976435
>Kid's Choice award winner Chris Evans

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MFW every movie poster of Nicolas Cage movies are being posted in this thread.

>>79975714
>Choose your character
>Johny Cage!

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>>79972127
A good one made by an anon in one of these threads

>>79976536
The subject matter seems interesting, at least.

>>79976435
I like how it's not Captain America, it's just Chris Evans in the movie.

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WEW

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>>79976544
Let's not get on the Rage in a Cage tour, it's a deep rabbit hole

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>>79976554
Somehow is an improvement on the real poster

>>79972188
>12 Hangry Men

Get this millennial garbage off my board

>>79976480
This sounded great, anyone seen it?

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I swear he's incapable of not looking hilarious on a poster

>>79976738
>this is a real movie
Jesus wept

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>>79976738
Bless it for this

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>>79976631

It's like listening to a crazy person rambling in the street. Baffling and incomprehensible, yet somehow it makes more sense than anything else on this planet.

>>79974635
Is that fucking Eli from Half-life 2?

>>79976597
That's because the Shaggy Dog elevates anything that it's combined with.

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>>79976814
Trust me anon, you haven't lived life until youve shitposted this hard

>>79976920

Never stop you glorious retard.

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I hate to keep beating this sick puppy

>>79974937
underrated

>>79975605
>yfw when you always assumed he was holding a gun but now you realize he wasn't

>>79975791
I thought this was fake. How the fuck have I not heard of this?

>>79974670
KĘL

>>79974289
lmao the fucking the fucking shoes

>>79976266
>Far Drive 11 – Die Autobahnpolize

>>79974895
wait, FELICITY was in this?

>>79975616
The movie equivalent of clickbait

>>79975693
>directed by werner herzog

>>79975574
That cannot be an official film poster
Looks fan made

>>79975397
This looks like a book cover

>>79975693
but have you found what happened to the goose's wife's tittays?

>>79975397
looks like a christian novel

>>79984923
image limit reached

new thread:
>>79982096

>>79976524
Now THAT is some nightmare fuel.

>>79972166
This is pure fucking kino though

>>79975651
you're the only faggot who complains about that

>>79974668
>that gun

kek

>>79975727
>Army Dog there are women and children in that hospital!

Man that scene was fucking ruff

>>79974670
holy shit

>>79972670
>world's greatest manhunt

Fucking wot

>>79975735
Scarlet Johannson's pose is so weird and unnatural. Nobody stands like that.

>>79987705
>scarlet johannson is so weird and unnatural.

fixed

>>79975199
holy fuck