Sir?
>>79970347
The Super Bowl
My virginity
>>79970457
The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
>>79970347
Compared to what? the Bubonic plague?
>>79970515
lol
>>79970347
How would he have responded if asked what he was putting up for this same coin toss?
>>79970347
My virginity :)!
>>79970347
Possession in overtime.
>>79970347
If I was put in this situation I would bet him that I could make him laugh and tell him a funny joke
I know good jokes
>>79970347
You're asking a man who bet on Atlanta
OVERTIME
A COIN TOSS
>>79970655
Tell me a joke then
>>79970655
Anton Chigur walks into your store, just like int he movie.
What joke do you tell him?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
>>79970347
A coin toss
>>79970769
I need you to step out of the car, sir.
>>79970684
>>79970706
knock knock
>>79970745
Ohh this guy's good
$0.25
>>79970706
>>79970684
Donald Trump
>>79970808
Who's there?
>>79970811
I actually accidently did that post on my phone with my pass. The post button came over the quote and I had doubled tapped
>>79970684
>>79970706
>Is your name Chigurh? 'Cause you're spice and everything nice
>>79970874
>phoneposter
He would kill you first
>>79970864
europe
>>79970946
europe who?
>>79970996
no ur a poo
>>79970996
i'm not a poo! haha!
>>79971086
>>79971104
>>79970556
>I need to know what I stand to win
>Everything
>>79970347
No Hablo Francois
Roll them.
0-5 you live
6-9 you die
what's the most you ever lost on a roll /tv/?
>>79971310
Alright...dubs then...
>>79970529
Fuuuuuuck dude I'm getting chills just remembering the damn scene. Kino in its purest form
>>79971435
What time do you go to bed?
>>79971347
>my collection of cheetos that specifically look like Ryan Gosling
>>79971630
Round the time the Aussies wake up....
>>79971310
you don't have to do this
I'm gonna be sure to bleed all over your boots when I die you Prince Valiant looking FAGGOT
>>79971630
>What time do you go to bed?
Ugh. 2Spoopy4Me.
That clueless guy had no idea how lucky he was.
My soul
Dubs or this man dies.What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
>>79970684
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says"how the hell do we drive this thing?"
>>79971766
Well done, friendo
>>79971766
he livesfor now
>an ATM
>>79970684
"Your hair"
>>79970347
Once the coin rolled under the fridge and I didn't even get to see which side it landed on.
>>79970684
>>79970706
>why did the black kid freak out when he had diarrhea?
>he thought he was melting
>>79970347
about tree fiddy
>>79971310
Roll what friend?
>>79972411
Well done. Don't put it in your bookmarks.
>>79972443
And why would I archive it?
Fuck you autistic cunt
>>79972466
What's the emphasis on the words here?
>Fuck, you autistic cunt
>Fuck you, autistic cunt
36K
https://youtu.be/ZQSIx3CU9rA
>>79972466
If that's the way you want to put it...
>>79972570
I don't have some way to put it. That's how it is.
>>79971210
congrats anon
>>79970515
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAHHAHAHHAHAH
>>79970515
>>79970623
>>79970680
dubs or your waifu dies, call it...
>>79970347
my anal virginity
>>79975088
You dont have to do this
>>79975367
>67
>>79970515
holy shit
>>79970515
well goddamn
>>79970515
well shit
>>79970515
Put me in the screencap
>>79970515
salt in an open wound desu
>when u say "heads i win tails you lose" and they don't hear you
>>79970805
i need you to steppadadacar sir...
>>79972443
Then it will become just a bookmark, which it is.
>>79971838
actually kek'ed
>>79975367
why do they always say the same thing
they say
you don't have to do this
>>79970684
>3 guys are on a flight plan
>they board the plane to tour the world and they didn't bring any friends
>one of the guys, he was quite big actually, decided to throw something down to the city and see what happens
>he threw a rock
>the plane landed and the three guys went down and saw a crowd form around a corpse
>people were crying and the big guy asked why they were crying
>"a rock fell on his head and now he's dead"
>the three guys went back to the plane and took off
>second guy threw a pencil
>they landed the plane and saw someone screeching in pain
>the second guy asked him why he was screeching
>"there's a pencil in my eye!"
>the three guys went back to the plane and took off
>the third guy threw a bomb
>they landed the plane and to the third guy's surprise, he saw a man laughing
>the third guy asked the man why he was laughing
>"I farted and the building behind me exploded"
>>79979141
This is probably dumbest joke I was unfortunate enough to see in my lief