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Memri tv thread? I need a good laugh

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Memri tv thread? I need a good laugh
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Tyrone still doing videos?
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I guess not
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>>79968010
That's the chief executor of Saudi Arabia, he beheads criminals in stadiums and parks
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dude im gonna hit you with my shoe lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA5p82snwhs

Who was in the wrong here?
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Link to the video of them cook getting trolled by the caller?

It's the only time I've ever felt I could get along with a Muslim.
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So what's the quick rundown on memri? Last I heard it was a mossad psyop
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>>79968298
Idk but it's damn entertaining. More so than 95% of western tv
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>>79968281
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=595_1342699959&comments=1
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>>79968298
I dont know how credibile this is but an Anon said that 2 isrealis made/funded this channel and get the craziest people to give Arabs/Islam a bad impression. True or not, the people here are hilarious
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>>79968342
kek
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>>79968298
All those talk shows are bread and circus for lunatic radicals of either side, shiites or sunnis so it doesn't really matter.
But yeah the channel is most likely owned by some kikes doing propaganda and earning shekels on the side.
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>>79968576
>>79968384
>>79968421

Why do they just get better and better the more you see them? It's like my appreciation for them grows due to character development or something
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Some one got the video of some woman and a cleric talking about how 99% of massage parlors are gay brothels?
i literally pissed myself while laughing with that one
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Someone post the one with the redpilled lady who says how Muslims have been fighting between themselves for years before US even existed and they can't blame US for their problems.
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>>79968298
Heres the basic flowchart.

Does it happen in the world?

It's very likely influenced or orchestrated by Mossad
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>>79968779
sounds pretty bluepilled to me desu
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>>79968779
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>>79968897
You the real MVP anon, thanks.
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>>79968047
I like the way he thinks.
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>>79968159
If they're going to the Prophet's Grave to venerate/worship him then yes the militant is right that it's shirk and the grave should be destroyed.

But otherwise no. Personally I see no reason why it should be shirk to pay your respects to the prophet if you're doing it only as a man paying respects to a man.
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>>79968342
Absolute madman
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>>79968897
she's not wrong
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>>79968897
>ywn have a westaboo arab gf
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>>79968281
They're people, just like you and me, anon. You only just realising this?
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>>79968159
The guy legit looks like he's in blackfac
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non memri, but related
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Do any of these nu male feminist Muslim supporters ever watch any of these videos showcasing the lovable and tolerant religion Muslims have?
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>>79969298
>Help me, Abu Hajaar!
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>>79969298
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>>79968298
Literally owned and run by Jews.
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>>79968298
It's not a mossad psyop, that's /pol/spiracy tripe. Memri TV are a translation group and they translate essentially every piece of television to come out of the Middle Eastern broadcasting world. They translate everything - including the silly shit we see in this thread. Of course, the internet being the meme cesspool it is nowadays, people just look for the stupidest channels and take spicy shots from there to share.
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the best city
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>>79969501
is this true?
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>>79968159
Probably the one who wanted to fucking murder the other?
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>>79969501
Mecca isn't even directly in the middle of the two poles smdh
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>>79969517
of course
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>>79968897
In AA this is what they call a "moment of clarity."
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>>79968010
wew, the founder of memri served for 20 years in the IDF... what a surprise...
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>>79969702
It was already mentioned in the thread
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>>79969739
ty for the (you)
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last one from me
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>>79969501
Yes its true. Gravity and the earths magnetic field cancel each other.

https://youtu.be/v71Epv4g6jY
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>>79969702
>>79969739
>even anti-jew tv stations are owned by jews
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>>79969991
>tfw they literally do control everything,
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>>79969702
you're saying they have to make this shit up?
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>>79969411
May be the best and most distilled memri cap ever. Thx for sharing
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>>79969501
That last frame...Why hasn't that taken off as a meme yet? Or at the very least a reaction pic related
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>>79969441
Thx for the rundown.

Too lazy, is memri a website or a YouTube channel?
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>>79970854
I'll start forcing it. You're welcome.
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>>79968897
fucking this. i have a muslm friend and even she knows that sunnis and shias have been slaughtering each other for more than a millenia
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>>79969398
nah. they only do because its trending on twitter
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my fav
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>>79968897
i have never wanted anything more in my life than to shoot my warm sperm deep into this woman's uterus
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>>79971423
By Allah, I will hit you with my shoe!
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These are all gold
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I'm only missing the

>you have to choose between these 2 countries, which do you choose?
>I'd kill myself at the airport
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>>79968897

Don't let the goyim see this. Their guilt makes it easier for Muslims to infiltra--I mean immigrate.
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>>79969298
Why I oughta!
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>>79971423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N5IQxrac6g
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So these are the people who liberals keep telling me have a culture I should respect.
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>>79972024
there are idiots of every race color and creed my /pol/ack friend, look at fundies.
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>>79972024
>judging a race based on tv that is probably government run.
heuheuheueh
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https://youtu.be/3i0yRM-kGpg

What is it with Muslims and shoes?
I laff every time.
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>>79969295
>Eating turkey on Christmas
I always knew the Brits were savages but this is a new low
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>>79972064
>All idiots are equal

>>79972141
>"Muslim is a race"
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>>79972154
>I'll answer him with a shoe to the face and to the face of whoever gave birth to him
10/10
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>>79972227
oh i didnt realize these were exclusively muslims.
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>>79972154
Shoes walk on the ground, stepping in camel shit, probably a cultural dirtiness thing.

Kind of like our favorite ball buster, referring to when shineboys had to clean horse shit off businessmen's oxfords.
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>>79972024
Except that everything being said in these captions is 100% true and it's you liberals who are too pussified to see that.

For example, earrings in both ears IS proof of homosexuality in 99% of cases, only a faggot like you would deny that.
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>>79972064

>M-M-MUH FUNDIES

Every fucking time with you leftist shills.
Christians haven't produced anything REMOTELY this crazy or extreme in hundreds of years. Get out of your Middle Road Fallacy.
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>mods delete bane threads but leave /pol/bait untouched
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>>79972389
have you heard of the westboro baptist church my friend?
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>>79972446
It's pretty weak /pol/ bait tho.

Besides, non-Western content on /tv/ is far too rare.
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>>79972064
>fundies
didn't know it was 2011 again
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>>79972024
>>79972389

>implying that the people shown in memri are wrong in any way

Let me guess you're a kikelover
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>>79972389
HOL' UP CLETUS
*shoots up abortion clinic*
SO YOU BE DADGUM SAYIN
*protests about homos across the street from veteran burial*
SO YOU'RE TELLIN ME
*attempts to redact roe v. wade*
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT
*accepts welfare check while crying about muh large gubmint*
MUSLIMS IS WORSE THAN CHRISTIANS?
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>there are people in this thread right now who disagree with this woke man
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Based Chef.
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>>79972501
Abortion is murder though, nothing wrong with opposing it. You're a retard.
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>>79972555
>abortion is murder
can't make this shit up folks
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>>79972644
>abortion isn't murder
Someone's actually implying this
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>>79972644
You're going to hell when you die, I hope you realise that.
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>>79968298
MEMRI TV was started by an Israeli guy with some variety of state intel background as a form of soft-propaganda. It's "legit" insofar as they are authentically translating everything, but the bread and butter is the absurd racism of Arab TV, which serves liberal Israeli soft-power interests
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The only people who think memri makes Arabs look bad are Zionist Jews and kikelovers
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>>79972701
>he actually believes in hell
>unironically
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>>79972768
This.
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>>79968342
Shiites are bros
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>>79968243
This is my favorite
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>>79972687
>>79972701
Good on ya Cletus, dat dar 'puter damn shore makin ya more smarter!
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>>79972778
>he's an atheist
>unironically
>he believes the world came about from nothing and human consciesness is just an accident
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>>79968281
>It's the only time I've ever felt I could get along with a Muslim.
M8 make friends with a moderately wealthy muslim and then go to an Iftar with their extended family, you'll have one of the best times of your life.
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>>79972551
i heard aishas breast milk tasted like the finest wine. do all sunnis know what child milk is like?
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>>79968298
>The Democratic Club
>[MUFFLED FIGHTING NOISES]
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Jews don't have to force propaganda, Arabs make themselves look bad. memri didn't tell any of these people to say what they're saying they are just translating it. This is how all muslims think and act. This is a "peaceful" religion.
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>>79972832
If God created everyone in his own image explain evil.
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>>79970854
I was thinking the exact same.
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>>79972285
What more does it take?
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>>79972701
so will all the fetuses I've murdered
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>>79972880
god is evil
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>>79972644

But it literally is.

Tell me that lynching a nigger "isn't murder" next because blacks don't count as people.
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>>79972880
God can choose to be evil. He was evil for half of the old testament. Then he got better.
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>>79972872
How do these make Arabs look bad though? They just make Arabs look based for being able to call out the Jews directly while Western European and American liberal faggots pussy step around it and can't say anything bad about the Jews.
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>>79972941
>dude false equivalence lmao

>>79972953
>headcanoning the bible
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>>79972880
tree of knowledge and the devil
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>>79972880
Satan.
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>>79969399
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>>79969991
>memri
>anti-jew
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>>79972900
i dunno i thought maybe it was some jew tv channel with guests.
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Arabs are based because they know the truth about Jews while westerners still suck the degenerate jewcock.
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>>79972368
Pretty much. Feet in Arab countries is like ass in the west, the lowest part of your body, in their case literally.
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>>79972962
So the genocides aren't canon? That's a relief!
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>>79969549
This is the best one.
>>79970854
Too low quality, sorry.
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>>79972990
what's this referring to again? some thing vice did?
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>>79968159
Wow, it's incredible the intense debates that are going on in the Muslim world and we in the West don't ever get a glimpse of it in public media.
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>>79973139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I
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>>79972701
There is no hell kiddo, sorry to burst your bubble.
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>>79973039
perhaps, but i wouldn't be able to live my degenerate lifestyle in an arab society so i don't mind sucking the small old jew cock from time to time
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>>79972929
is this why I don't have a gf
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>>79968384
HD Remaster
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>>79973173
which one is abu hajar?
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>>79972880
God isn't an invisible space santa that can't be evil.

Think of it like, a lovecraftian horror. If it has a moral compass it's nothing like ours.
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>>79972880

>A thousand years of theology, apologetics, and philosophy have answered this question in various complex ways
>...
>*smokes some weed in mom's basement and realize I'm right*
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>>79972701
Hell is just the absence of God, which isn't that bad 2bqh. It's nothingness, not eternal fire.
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>>79973173
thanks man
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>>79972941

What he should ask you next is what defines "murder" and whether or not its simply a construct of the legal system vs. moral right or wrong but he'll probably just keep memeing you
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>>79973314
Earth is Hell?
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>>79972880
fuck off Augustine
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>>79973229
The one in the front with the machine gun.
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>>79973290
Have...have imams discovered NEETs?
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>>79972064
Doesn't change shit
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>>79973380

.....Are waifus haram?
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>>79973347
Earth as it is, is technically Hell because it hasn't reached Heavenly order yet. The afterlife as a "you die then go to Hell/Heaven" thing is a misconception.
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>>79973436
god is kind of like a waifu if you think about it
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>>79973039
They're all Semites.
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>>79973510
yeah but they're /oursemites/
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>>79973528
hes not wrong
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>>79973390
>people who live in a culture where sharia and the death penalty for apostasy are the norm are more supportive of it
Color me fucking surprised.
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>>79973474
I think, with this comment, we've reached simultaneously to new highs and lows in public discourse and theology.
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>>79970894
It's a research institute, they use MemriTV on their side to upload translated videos:

https://www.memri.org/
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>>79972523
kek
woke af
also
Yigal Carmon, founder of Memri worked for the IDF during 20 years
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>>79973039
Saddam Hussein is a world leader that /actually/ qualifies for a worse than Hitler moniker.
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>>79973622
the 4chan experiment is successful
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>>79973673
tell me why you think this
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>>79972701
>BY GOD'S WILL, ALL HEATHENS WILL PERISH IN HELL, IF NOT, BY GOD'S WILL I WILL BEAT THEM THERE WITH MY SHOE!
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So who are /ourguys/, the Sunni's or the Shiite's?
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>>79972701
Lmao even most Christcucks don't believe in eternal conscious torment. Even from a theological perspective it's just a bunch of bedtime stories the pope and his harem of shotas came up with to scare the everloving shit out of dark ages peasants who missed out on mass every once in a while
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>>79973765
the sunnis, at least their leaders pass through a quite democratic process
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>>79972701
>being a Catholic
>not embracing Orthodoxy, or at least Protestantism
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>>79973765
Shiites suck up to the west, get tattoos, do all sorts of stuff

Sunnis are basically the beta uprising in the form of a religion. They literally stone people
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>>79973871
you know sunnis do like 99% of islamic terrorism right?
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>>79973173
this is literally what happens when kids who've played too much games think they're soldiers
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>>79973907
t. shitte in disguise
look out for the countries where shittes are majority
inshallah
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>>79973765
considering that ISIS was founded on Sunni rebels that we trained and funded, Shiites
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>>79973673
t. bluepilled Amerifat or k*rd
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>>79973963
>ISIS
kek
ISIS was founded and its currently founded by (((they))) to make the arabic world and scapegoat for everything bad
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>>79974028
One of the most ironic things I've ever read. Are you polerinas even self aware? You seem less intelligent than pets.
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>>79974077
with (((they))) i meant elites jewish people have nothing to do with ISIS, but the Israeli govt do have
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>>79972832
>there's probably a god
>this means it's my god

explain this christcucks
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>>79974293
it's not my job to educate you retard, buy a bible.
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>>79973424
But coconut-chocolate sounds delicious.
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>>79974328
so you've got nothing then
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>>79974348
i have a bible in every room of my house. i've got so many bibles i use them to level out tables with a short leg.
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>>79972962

>get called out on a double-standard
>"F-F-FALSE EQUIVALENCE!!!!"

Every time with you libshits.
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>>79974440
Hanging a black person from a tree is not the same as aborting a 1 month old fetus jesus christ what is wrong with you
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>>79972183
Actually we Bongs eat beef, lamb, chicken, turkey and pork. The memers eat shit like salmon, goose, duck or those stupid 7 bird roasts.
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>>79972962
"headcanoning the bible" is the origin of every branch of Christianity.
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>>79973162

The west deliberately doesn't show ANYTHING going on in the Islamic world besides the warfare because they don't like the idea of us actually finding out what a truly barbaric shithole it is.

Fights on live television frequently, threats of violence on live television frequently, constant threats towards the west, threats towards Russia and constant discussion about the pipedream that is Pan-Arabism.
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>>79973173

Always enjoy seeing this Vice propaganda vid.

A shame they don't show the ones which has them talking about how many slaves they're gonna have when they overpower the Kurds.
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>>79974293
>There's almost definitely a god
>since I can't know for certain which one is THE god, I'll go with Jesus because he's the one my parents raised me with and I like his ideas the most

That explains my logic anyway.
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>>79972880
Because God would rather humans had the ability to sin and commit evil, through having Free Will, than not. God would rather 1 man willingly worships him, out of choice, out of Free Will, than 10 billion worshipping him because God forced them to by not giving them Free Will.

t. I studied Theology and Philosophy and I've forgotten most of it
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>>79973673
Die in an oven kike, Saddam and Hitler are the two most based leaders in history.
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>>79974646
Council of Nicaea basically threw out all the shit they didn't like anyway. Including entire books praising women and how we should be nice to them. Book of Mary was found in the 19th century and basically is ignored cause effort. In fact, some farmer burned like half a dozen other books he found that the Council buried.
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>>79974647
>actually finding out what a truly barbaric shithole it is.
Except plenty of people already think that
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>>79974847
If that part about the farmer is true then I'm fucking triggered beyond belief. Who the fuck would do that. What kind of fucking clown would destroy important cultural history like that?

I want to harm this farmer.
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Post more memri memes please. This shit is hilarious.
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>>79975146
I went looking for you and I can't find the source. I was told it to me by my teacher. He basically was digging in his field, found these books, then burned them for fire kindling. It wasn't until his mate or son or something came over and said 'hey don't burn that shit'.

I think we were talking about The Lost Works. I dunno lad.
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>>79968159

>Do you have any idea just how crazy you are?
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>>79972465
yeah, I hear they killed 35 more just last weekend
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This shit is hilarious, hate to break it to you lads my friend is fluent in Arabic and we watched a couple of the videos and she said that the translation is 100% made up. bummer
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>>79973595
>these same people support such draconian lunatic laws even when they are three generations deep into the most tolerant and progressive western countries (Germany Sweden the UK)

DAMN NIGGA YOU DONE GONE MAKE ME THINK DEEP THOUGHTS BOUT THAT SHIT FOR REAL.. WORLDSTAR!
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>>79975562
and the shoe throwing?
is that made up too?
fucking IDIOT.
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>>79973474
>god is kind of like a waifu if you think about it
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>>79973256
fuckin' hell these are funny
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>>79973474
Absolutely outstanding. Reverent. Shaking to the core. This is a comment for the ages. Brings back faith in writing as an artform
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>>79971423
Autism
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>>79973474
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>>79973474
unerrated poast
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>>79968023
Underrated
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>>79974897

No shit, phone-user, I wasn't implying otherwise. I didn't just start disliking the Arab world out of nowhere and then expect myself to be in a tiny minority. The point is that there are still plenty of people that defend it or are in denial over the contention the Middle-East, however, and you're not seeing a shortage of pro-Islam nonsense coming from people (because we're all le same, after all), especially the media. Of course, shit like YouTube has made this posturing almost obsolete. Particularly with the next generation, who are strongly anti-Muslim.

I mean I'm perfectly happy for them to just stay where they are and let them kill each other, I just think Memri TV is a particularly useful and detailed insight as to what a house of cards the Middle-East is. Imagine how little attention they'd get from us if they suddenly had no oil. A real wonderland.
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>>79976763

the middle-east causes* that is
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>>79973474
>god is kind of like a waifu if you think about it
4chan is important.
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>>79976763
Why do you think he's using a phone?
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>>79973474
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>>79971815

kek, best one
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>>79973474
almonds: [ACTIVATED]
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>>79973474
meid mi tink
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi_-9EslUKY

Any Jordanian can confirm there is truth to what he says about them heading into a civil war like Syria or just mad ramblings?
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>>79977479
It's nonsense and scaremongering.
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>>79971423
>tainting her superior genetics
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>>79977520
aight had to check, since I've heard stories about internal disputes between different classes and the Palestinians wanting to pull another black september
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>>79977576
There's definitely tensions but it's unlikely that another Syria will happen. Lebanon was far more at risk and there were major concerns that it was going to degenerate quickly but that never happened. Jordan is stable as fuck in comparison.
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>>79977479
Jordan won't go down. Israel use them as a buffer state.
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>>79977576
The Jordanian king is prety goat desu

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h485Uh4bqgY
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>>79973256
These guys are like irl /pol/ shitposters
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>>79973474
U U
U U
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>>79968646
because it's essential foreign TV kino. you simply have patrician taste
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>>79973474
all these us
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>>79968159
>you came back from jihad high on hashish khaled
KEK
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>>79968243
give source KEK :D
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>>79973765

Shia definitely, the worse thing they can be accused of doing is funding and supporting Hezbollah, but if you look at the geopolitical history Hezbollah are equivalent to the french resistance in WW2.

Also they use IEDs on VBIED ISIS car bombs, and make nice songs to boot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vOrKTCeOgI
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>>79973474
God has a son, therefore he's not pure, so he can't be a true waifu
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>>79973673
Saddam was keeping the sandniggers in check before we hanged him, now we have ISIS
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>>79973474
Amazing.

Now I can shit further on both parties, the ones with waifus and the ones who believe in god.
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>>79968897
I'm assuming she's no longer alive
>>
She's not the smartest nail in the house, but I would still do her for hours.
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>>79977903
The virgin birth goes both ways though. If Mary wasn't given the dick, then God is still pure
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>>79973474
>>79973622 >>79975668 >>79975829 >>79976322 >>79976389 >>79977073 >>79977256 >>79977435 >>79977454 >>79977789 >>79977855 >>79977903 >>79977944
same person, also not really profound or new
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>>79978079
kys
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>>79968897
Was she beaten afterwards at least?
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>>79969298
That's not even Russian though. It's either a Mig-21 or a Su-22, none are operated by Russia anymore.

They got bombed by other arabs.
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>>79968159
Blackface seems pretty compelling. Fucking heretics worshipping a dead man.
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>>79974747
you really think a deity is out there looking out for humans? from somewhere outside of the universe?
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>>79968010
>>79968159
There are black Saudis?
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>>79968897
Was she beheaded for this?
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>>79978884
African immigrants most likely from places like Somalia, Sudan and Nigeria
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>>79968897
How does anyone explain the modernization the ME was going through before the Soviets and Americans fucked that whole region up in order to have a Cold War cock waving contest?
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>>79979004
All the soviet propaganda of modern looking western girls were exclusively shot in the cities, at specific checkpoints and locations used by the Afghan Interior and Foreign Ministry. The other 99% of Afghanistan were the same goat fucking tribesmen you see today.
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>>79979004
Modernisation is massively overstated and rarely occurred outside of the large capital cities. Your picture is from Kabul but the rest of Afghanistan was Taliban tier as it is today.
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>>79978884
Slave trade was really big there until it got shut down by pressure from western governments
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>>79979004
You know those North Korean fliers showing off how modernized the country is and how everyone looks really happy and well-off? It's the same trick.

Afghanistan has always been a mess of a country. If anything, the country had been more stable under the tribal rulers (ie the Taliban).
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>>79971357
Very relatable
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>>79969411
>>79969368
>>79968107
what's up with these people and shoes?
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>>79969295
No fucking way this one is real.
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>>79979085
>>79979091
>>79979135
>I-IT WAS PROPAGANDA!

Lol stormweenies don't wanna touch this one, huh?
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>>79973474
God is worst girl
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>>79973173
Why do they bully Abu bros?
>>
Reminder that the reason that the Middle East is such a shithole is because Britain reneged on the promise of giving the Mid East tribes help in building their nation, which Lawrence of Arabia worked so hard to unite

They then went and founded Israel

The Middle East is all the britbongs fault
>>
>>79968159
Nigga got killed very soon after that though. He should've known better than to start shit with the boss niggers.
>>
>>79979404
Greentexting a fact and writing it like the poster was upset doesn't stop it being a fact anon. It was propaganda.
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>>79971084
>more than a millenia

more than A millenniUM you god damn american
>>
Why did the West give them land there? Why not send them to Madagascar and all would be happy
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>>79979534
To be fair it was the Britbongs and Frogs fault together.
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>>79979534
Wrong. The Americans forced the British to do it under pain of withdrawing funds and recalling loans. Do some fucking history lad. The fact you completely ignore the French in French Palestine proves you're just spouting shit. You that Turk who lives in German, right?
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>>79979404
Except /pol/ are the exact people who fetishise the progressive middle east before "islam ruined everything."
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>>79979651
>excusing the eternal anglo
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>>79968342
Wtf is this really about, somebody explain me why the Sunni chef is triggered.
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>>79979748
Aisha was the Prophet's wife, some Shiite (who don't like Aisha's side of the Prophet's family because of family succession disputes) was trolling him by insulting her.
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>>79973474
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
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>>79968342
>Allah's mercy upon Saddam Hussein. He wouldn't let you utter a single word

I'm crying
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>>79979863
perfect
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>>79972880
>tfw this bait is apporx. 1800 years old and has been btfo'd ever since

c'mon fags
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>>79972501
Haha yeah dude you tell that slave caste worker what for, you and me are standing up for what's right by keeping rednecks like him busy supporting our Neo-nobility urbanite lifestyle. Fight the power!!!
>>
>>79968619
>>79968243
I can kinda understand all the Sunni-Shiia shite, but what's their beef with Albania?
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>>79972644
>being this easily trolled
>post le reddit frog

faggots, everyone
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>>79973474
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>>79980014
when did that argument first appear?
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>>79980070
Mamluks maybe?
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>>79968159
why are niggers always trouble?
>>
>>79980111
the first and most famous to destroy it was St. Aurelius Augustine, I think it could originate during St. Paul's pilgrimages to Athens and the academeia.
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>>79979283
I think it's a very degrading to get under the sole of a boot for them.
But I might be wrong.
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>>79979283
shoes are dirty, these people really hate the concept of dirtiness. it's one of their major issues religiously - you have to clean yourself (to various states of cleanliness) for prayer, etc. Haram and Najis kind of have to do with cleanliness too.
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>>79973474
Damn...
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>>79980070
Albanians are the hugest America cocksuckers of the Muslim world. They literally have huge statues of George Bush and Bill Clinton. "Tonibler" (Tony Blair) is an actual name Kosovo Albanian parents give their children. These people are subhuman by any standard.l
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>>79973765
Shia, is this even a question?

Every jihadist group that ever existed was Sunni. Saddam and Gaddafi are noble exceptions though.
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>>79980461
and gaddafi got slaughtered by sunnis anyway
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I S L A M I C F A S C I S M
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>>79973173
You know this video is fake as fuck right? How can you be so fuckin stupid that you fall for an obvious vice propaganda so easily.
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>>79980426
>hugest
Literally. Albanians are, on average, the tallest ethnic group in the world.
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>>79968243
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>>79980565
really? i grew up with a lot of albanians in my school and they were mostly a mixed bag regarding height. but maybe you got facts and figures or whatever to back it up.
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>>79980570
do one where it says "a cuck" in place of a weaboo
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>>79980426

Well that's a God damn shame. I honestly believed that like he did with malaria that cheery old communist Enver Hoxha had stamped the crazy Islam out of Shqiperia.
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>>79980565
>in the world

more than Dutchies & Lithuanians & the big African blacks even? not saying you're wrong, it's just a lot to assimilate
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>>79973474
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>>79973474
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>>79980426
Saudi Arabia are the biggest American cocksuckers though
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>>79971659

This seems to have potential, just memri tv shoop random stills
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>>79968619
I wish I knew who this woman was, she's a qt.
>>
>>79980628
Albania Albanians are on average as Muslim as fried bacon, but Kosovo ones are more radical, and Saudis are building Islamic schools like crazy
t. a guy whose dad worked in Albania for a long time
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>>79980830
He hit her during this interview because they told him it was an Israeli tv station.
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>>79980791
I have an acutely uncomfortable notion it should be the other way around.
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>>79980918
Got a link to the video?
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>>79981010
https://youtu.be/2FBr_-v39vg?t=3m8s
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>>79980830
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shams_(singer)
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>>79981023
Wow this guys a child.
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>>79968010
african in arab?
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>>79981023
>you brought it upon yourself
kek
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>>79981126
Lots of blacks live in Saudi Arabia, though they are considered second class citizens
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>>79968421
WE
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>>79973474
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>>79981064
Actually I found out she's iman/eman mubarak
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>>79968010

Memri tv is the best tv.
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>>79971659
underrated
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