WONDER WOMAN Spoilers

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Diana and Steve find out Ludderhoff is planning to transport the chemical weapons created by Maru out of France via plane and raid Ludderhoff's fortress to retrieve them. Diana confronts and kills Ludderhoff, only to learn he was only a discipule of Ares. The wimpy scientst then reveals himself as Ares, destroys the Godkiller and defeats Diana. Meanwhile, Trevor sneaks into the plane and sacrifices himself to blow it up and destroy the weapons, proving to Diana that men are also capable of love and courage.

Diana defeats Ares, who reveals she is Zeus's daughter, born from an affair between Hyppolita and him. Diana realizes she is the Godkiller and bangs her bracelets together, creating a shockwave that disintegrates Ares. With his defeat, the war ends, and Diana celebrates with her comrades while Maru and the rest of Ludderhoff's followers are arrested.

Diana concludes her e-mail by revealing that over time it became apparent humanity was corrupt regardless of Ares's influence and chose to leave it behind, but Superman's sacrifice has once again shown her that men can be good. She agrees to join Wayne's team and leaves to help people trapped in a burning building nearby, once again embracing the mantle of Wonder Woman.

>>79967308
>she also steals the Godkiller, a magic sword that can slay gods

Thanks for clearing that up.

>>79967462
shut up reddit

Oh great another cliche capeshit plot

>>79967308
Sounds like shit. Why not give the audience what they want, ie batman and superman v wonder woman where she takes both their super dicks in her ass at the same time!

>>79967580
Now this I can....get behind

So the whole movie takes place in an email?

What crap

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>>79967308
>replies with an e-mail detailing her life

>>79967308
so its awful, just like we all expected

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>>79967638
>>79967645
>ask woman question
>gives you her fucking life story

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>79967695

this post is so fucking sexist

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>>79967308
>and replies with an e-mail detailing her life.

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General thoughts from recent test-screenings.

>It's an efficient and well-rounded movie but still presents the same flaws from previous DCEU movies. Basically, if you liked "Man of Steel" and "Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice", you'll like "Wonder Woman". The tone is also fairly bleak and most similar to "Man of Steel".

>The action scenes are good but overuse slow-motion. Also Diana kills numerous German soldiers, which conflicts with the concept of her wanting to bring peace to Men's World.

>Gal Gadot is alright, but not impressive, and is overshadowed by Chris Pine several times throughout the movie. Pine is reportedly great in it.

>The romance subplot is endearing and Gadot and Pine have good chemistry and banter.

>The supporting cast barring David Thewlis is wasted: Connie Nielsen, Robin Wright, Elena Anaya and Danny Huston only serve to deliver expository dialogue, with Nielsen and Wright in particular only being in the movie for roughly 20 minutes. Anaya stands out only because of her character's design. Steve Trevor's team is also mostly useless, although Lucy Davis and Ewem Bremner at least provide some eventual humorous moments.

>Ares's true form is completely CGI like Doomsday from "Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice" and Incubus from "Suicide Squad". He is a towering armored monster with a massive sword, a retractable shield and a skull-shaped helmet.

>The movie ends up Diana vindicated in her hope for humanity and hopeful for the future. Her subsequent desillusionment and abandonment of humanity happens off-screen and is explained in a throwaway sentence.

>>79967308
>Clicks *send*
>"There is not Internet connection" and the e-mail gets errased

>villan is disguised as a evil German officer
Sounds a lot like Captain America

>>79967308
Sounds great! Just i find that her banging her bracelets couldnt tickle doomsday but it disentigrated ares? Please be something more.

>>79967899
kek

>>79967899
2017. What is auto save draft

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>>79967339
>proving to her men are capable of love and courage
>nvm I'm going away anyway

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK DC

IF DC KEEPS BTFO OF MARVEL, IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF, MARVEL DESERVES SUCCESS FUCK DC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79967855
>The tone is also fairly bleak
When will they learn

>>79967308
>Devoting half a billion dollars of movie to following a shitty, lying storyline from a 20 year old Superman.

>>79968227
Do you think a greek god compares to a resurrected mutation of an evil alien with the blood of a guy that pees in jars

if they picked a proper actress to play WW, i'd shell out the bucks to see it

but instead i'm just going to pirate it, seed it and not even watch it

>>79968409
kek

>>79967308
>After Superman's death, immortal warrior Diana Prince (Gal Gadot) relocates to Paris

She already lived in Paris

>>79967462
I don't doubt there will be the same amount of exposition in the movie

>This is the godkiller sword. It can kill gods.

>Wonder Woman writes out her life story in an e-mail
>Batman replies "TL;DR"

>>79967855
>>The movie ends up Diana vindicated in her hope for humanity and hopeful for the future. Her subsequent desillusionment and abandonment of humanity happens off-screen and is explained in a throwaway sentence.

>loses hope thoughout the movie
>regains hope in the end
>oh shit but she abandoned mankind for 100 years... so I guess she lost hope again somehow


lol, what a fuckup

>>79968534
>"what's this?"
>"it's the god killer sword"
>"what's it for?"
>"killing gods"
>*sarcastic look ensues

>>79968534
>>79968584
THIS IS GODKILLER. I'D ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY IT.

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>>79967855
>Her subsequent desillusionment and abandonment of humanity happens off-screen and is explained in a throwaway sentence.

BRAVO WB

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>>79967308
No that skeletor can't save anything. Only if pic related ends up good it will be saved. That's the last hope they have.

OP left out the part where Generic General huffs blue gas to get superstrong

>>79968637
*Buy the Extended Edition to find out more!

>>79967828
K thanks Bats, u want 2 know my story? It's too long for Twitter lol

>>79968679
Yep. That happens.

And he has to continuously huff it from a canister throughout the movie.

>>79968679
>>79968758
DUDE WEED LMAO

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>>79967695

>>79967308
>Is the DCEU saved?

NOPE

not pretty
pancake body
can't act
ugly voice
she is bald
not made of clay
steve trevor steals the movie

Imagine if they had cast a great actress who could convey the power and humanity of Diana.

Could have elevated the movie.

>>79968813
Steve Trevor spin off when?

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>>79967645

>>79968800
VAPE

>>79968405
I'll be a 100% honest here and I hope you cool 4chaners don't totally pwn me for it.

I don't know the conversion or power ratio between evil mutated aliens and greek gods.

>>79967695
Accurate.

>>79967339
>bangs her bracelets together, creating a shockwave that disintegrates Ares.


lmao dropped. shit sounds like an SNL sketch.

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>>79967339
>movie ends with an american soldier fighting in a world war called Steve hijacking the german's doomsday weapon plane thats going to fly around the world distributing WMDs but he sacrifices himself by crashing it leaving behind his love interest he met during the war

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>>79967855
>Also Diana kills numerous German soldiers, which conflicts with the concept of her wanting to bring peace to Men's World.

Me bring pieci killing all men dicks

>>79968758

fucking OP roadhog heal, nerf that shit

>>79967855
>Her subsequent desillusionment and abandonment of humanity happens off-screen and is explained in a throwaway sentence.

Is it the Holocaust that never happened?

>>79969022
>that scene where the one soldier who survives her massacring his friends turns out to be a young Hitler and her obviously jewish appearance is what leads him to anti-antisemitism

>>79969050
>Is it the Holocaust that never happened?


serious question: if she was so powerful why didnt she kill Hitler? it would have been really easy for her.

>>79967855
>>The action scenes are good

people have shit taste

>>79969084

she doesn't want to commit any more copyright infringement against Captain America

>>79968813
Jesse Eisenberg
Jared Leto

need one more

Reminder that Wonder Woman's villains are so lame that nobody is complaining Dr. Poison was whitewashed

>>79969050
>>79969084
>>79969120
>wonder jewess caused the holocaust
POETRY

>>79967638
>>79967645
>>79967695


What did you expect from a script of these guys here?

Jason Fuchs


Zack Snyder

Allan Heinberg

Geoff Johns

>>79969050

the "throwaway sentence" of her regaining her faith in humanity is Bruce emails her a link to /pol/ and she gets redpilled that the holocaust never happened

>>79969186
So... they understand women?

At least it's accurate

>>79967645
>>79967695
Worked for Titanic (minus the email part).

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>>79969011
>we want to make a period piece war capeshit movie
>but we don't want it to sound like we're copying the first avenger, so it will be World War I even though that was never the case for the character
>we will shamelessly copy the plot of the first avenger anyway

They are even copying the Howling Commandos for fuck's sake

>>79969232

Titanic is also a good movie though.

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>>79968637
>>>79967855
>>Her subsequent desillusionment and abandonment of humanity happens off-screen and is explained in a throwaway sentence.

Is that the reason for anorexia?
she lose faith in humanity?

>>79969292
Wonder Woman was IN the holocaust

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>>79967855
>It's an efficient and well-rounded movie but still presents the same flaws from previous DCEU movies.

You mean bad pacing, editing and script issues? THOSE flaws? How the fuck can it be a well rounded movie then?

>>79969211

I don't even know if they like women

>>79969348
Sounds like it's well rounded compared to Suicide Squad. Which is pretty much any other movie.

And if the reception was just lukewarm WB will fuck even that anyway.

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>>79969299

>>79969371
What's a woman

>first superhero female movie
>Chris pine gives the better performance and outshines gadot as a secondary character
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>79967308
DON'T TEST MY PATIENCE /tv/ AND /pol/

APOLOGIZE NOW!

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Daily reminder that if you think the movie is saved from critics because of muh feminism, you're in for a surprise

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>>79969458
Whoa it's almost like Chris Pine is actually an actor and not a skeleton pretending to live among humans

He should work for Marvel

>>79969458
>>first superhero female movie

I see you fell for their lies

>>79967339
>Diana realizes she is the Godkiller and bangs her bracelets together, creating a shockwave that disintegrates Ares.
Who would be happy with this?

>>79967308
>>79967339

It sounded pretty good until it got to the DUDE THE WIMP IS ARES and I AM THE GODKILLER^TM.

>>79969481
Funny since the best Wonder Woman comics came from men

>>79969481
"3 men wrote, and that's a problem"

Because it will only mightily suck, not mightily suck and get even halfier the audience.

>>79969521
>Who would be happy with this?

Snyder, DCucks in denial

>>79969538
Funny since Wonder Woman was created by a man with a wife who he cucked with a live in girlfriend

>>79969562
It was a threesome
In fact his wives continued to live together after he died

>>79969521
Imagine the quality shakey cam during such an explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>79969521
Why didn't Wonder Woman just bang her bracelets together when she was fighting Doomsday?

>>79969597
Didn't she?

>>79969597
she did, but it only kills gods :^)

>>79969597
Why won't she continue to bang her bracelets together during every future movie?

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>an Indian sniper (Saiid Taghmaoui), a Native-American smuggler (Eugene Brave Rock) and a wimpy British scientist (David Thewlis)

>>79969640
This casting exists so that they can have the white guy make a racist indian/native american joke

>>79969079
If this happened, I'd probably think it deserves an award.

Not even for a /pol/ type reason, but to show the audience that she is the exact beast she is claiming to fight. That her actions breed the monsters of tomorrow. That's a real fucking statement.

>>79969079
If this actually happens I will call the movie kino

>>79969768
>WW helps out against Germans in WW1
>didn't help against Germans in WW2 while killing the jews

really grinds your gears

>>79968577
this. the entire point of the movie is for her to learn a lesson that men are capable of good only for her to suddenly ignore that lesson and be disillusioned with mankind again for no good reason, only then to suddenly learn the lesson again when superman sacrifices himself, even though he's not even human.

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>>79967308
>>79967339
will it win an """""oscar"""""?

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>>79970423

>suicide squad touted as one of the worst cape films
>surpasses Dr "Iron Man successor" Strange
>wins an Oscar
>Marvelnufags can't let it go

KEK

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>>79970423
Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role

>>79970517
le rlm awesome pic
>suicide squad touted as one of the worst cape films
no, one of the worst films ever made
>surpasses Dr "Iron Man successor" Strange
dr. strange was a piece of shit
>wins an Oscar
no, wins make up award
>Marvelnufags can't let it go
love to see DCucks embarassing themselves

>>79970645
>i don't have any points to refute your post but i'll just post this just to spite you and embarass myself more in the process

KEK. Marvelnufags just keep on giving

>>79969521

This is retarded

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>>79970645

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>>79970423
>dat pic
Fucking saved

>>79967339
>i was created to help people
>and i did along with many other brave men who gave everything for their people
>but them i got bored and started walking around telling people theyve never met a woman like me. They dont get it but it gives me a chuckle
>then that alien made a major tactical error and reminded me of that lesson i was taught
>so yes ill join you

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>>79970423
>real oscar
>has been in the category since 1981
>i-its not real!!!!
>sure wish we could have some oscars though, i mean we can do makeups and cgs as well

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>>79970140
>expecting anything like good characters or writing from the DCEU

>>79967339

>Diana realizes she is the Godkiller and bangs her bracelets together, creating a shockwave that disintegrates Ares.

This is literally the gayest thing I've ever read on 4chan

>>79968192
The entire ending sequence sounds like the ending of Captain America 1.

>Steve hijacks a plane carrying WMDS.
>the plane will drop said weapons across the world
>after confessing to the girl he likes, he flies the plane away and destroys
>he saves the day at the cost of his own life heroically

>>79969079
We both know they'd never do something this good.

>>79971496
And the promised dance?

>>79971351
It helps dull the pain of 4 Razzies

>>79971643
lmao, there's little to no mention at all about those razzies right? fuckin sneaking DCshits

>>79969597
That's literally the first thing she did to him, gods BTFO.

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>>79971496
>>Steve hijacks a plane carrying WMDS.
>>the plane will drop said weapons across the world
>>after confessing to the girl he likes, he flies the plane away and destroys
>>he saves the day at the cost of his own life heroically

>>79968405
...yes?

>>79967308
This is all you need to know about this movie.

The lead is from a society of warrior women who wear high heels, manicured nails, and professionally styled hair.

The leads biggest threat is the epitome of masculinity himself, Ares, who runs around barefoot with pedicured toes.

>>79967339
>superman's sacrifice shows her men can be good
Except, Superman isn't a man. He's an alien.

>>79970564
The fucking cartoon wonder woman was a better actress and more attractive

>>79973078
How do aliens exist at the same time as aliens?

>>79967339

>Diana realizes she is the Godkiller and bangs her bracelets together, creating a shockwave that disintegrates Ares.

Oh wow

>>79971643
>razzies
>an award body that you have to pay to vote for
>enforces the nrarrative that marvelnufags have to pay to shit on DC

KEK

>>79969640
>that smug dog
You just KNOW

>>79967339
>Diana concludes her e-mail by revealing that over time it became apparent humanity was corrupt regardless of Ares's influence and chose to leave it behind, but Superman's sacrifice has once again shown her that men can be good. She agrees to join Wayne's team and leaves to help people trapped in a burning building nearby, once again embracing the mantle of Wonder Woman.
is she retarded? fire fighters risk their lives to save people from burning buildings all the time. and there are a lot of examples of humans putting their lives on the line to save others.

this is EXTREMELY shit.

Dear Bruce,

Here is my origin story followed by a long detailed account of a time I went on an adventure in World War I to stop an evil German officer who I thought was the war god Ares but he actually wasn't, and fell in love with an American soldier named Steve Trevor who sacrificed himself to save the world, which convinced me men can be good. I later became disillusioned with them again and returned to my island, but Superman (an alien) sacrificing his life convinced me that men are good again. Therefore I will join your super team.

From,
Diana

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So out of the 3 main characters of the justice league they fucked up 2 and only managed to get arguably 1 decent.

Nice.

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>>79968584

>>79969504
Supergirl, Elektra, and Catwoman are really, really bad.

>>79973754
>Supergirl, Elektra, and Catwoman are really, really bad.
She Hulk is worse

>>79968599

>Her name is Diana, she's got my back!

>>79973741

It seems like they're betting all of their chips on Flash's memes to carry Justice League.

>>79969845
If they gloss over WWII then DCEU gets another mark in trash tier writing

>>79975201
>Wonder Woman 2
>takes place after Justice League
>Bruce sends an e-mail asking about the group's meeting at his house
>"Alfred's going to be serving Japanese."
>"Japanese"
>Wonder Woman replies to Bruce with an even lengthier e-mail than the last time and tells him her entire exploits during World War II
>how she punched Hitler in the balls in slow motion
>and how she burned his paintings in his face "how do you feel now, Adolf? seeing your own works of 'art' disintegrated before you."
>"I lost my hope for humanity that day. even wtihout Ares, humans are capable of great evil on their own. but it's not until seeing Superman's sacrifice did I believe in humanity again. so, yes, Bruce, I am coming to the meeting."
>"sure" Bruce replies

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>>79967308
>>79967339
>using an email exchange as a framing device for an epic tale spanning Greek myth, WWI, and your third pillar of your trinity

>>79967308
Will women blame lack of women writers and director when it fails?

>>79971351
you're that nerd, right No one come with an example that obscure.

>>79971383
memes, amirite guise?

>>79975551
>"sure" Bruce replies
strong text game

>>79973078
I don't get this excuse. The point is that Superman is a non-human that died dedicating his life to humanity because he thought they were worth it. Wonder Woman (also nonhuman) shares his belief and is inspired to be like him now that he's dead.

>>79974935
>no face when Flash and Aquaman are the last hope for DCEU

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>>79967308
>wondyel woman

>>79974640
>She Hulk is worse

There was no goddamn She-Hulk movie. What the hell are you on about?

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>>79977833
>There was no goddamn She-Hulk movie
why even live?

>>79975823

If by "women", you mean TheMarySue and literal "muh stronk womyn" feminists, maybe

Most women don't give a shit, and the ones that do probably weren't hitching their wagons to this runaway train looking for a place to crash in the first place

>>79967308
>Zeus sacrificed himself to rescue them

Fucking WHAT?

I know this is capeshit comics logic, but still, that sounds fucking stupid.

>>79967308
>>79967339
>>79967638

Remember the opening to Saving Private Ryan, the walk through the cemetery and then the flash back to the landing at D-Day? Are you sure that the Wonder Woman movie won't start with something like that? It would suck if the movie was all in an e-mail. Just because much of the audience uses the net doesn't mean they should use e-mail as a way to tell the story or something.

>>79967308
>>79967339
it's amazing how a multimillion dollar company can approve this horseshit. like, they look at the script and say, "this is good!" and throw money at it.

>>79977372
sauce?

>A FUCKING EMAIL

>>79967308
>Is the DCEU saved?
Not really because there is so much cgi in this movie that looks horrible like in BvS

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>>79975551
>how she punched Hitler in the balls in slow motion
for this one I will surely watch Wonder Woman 2

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Post the RLM reaction when they review the film.

Also, when they change the movie title to go well with their review (Fantastic Four became Fantastic Flop) what do you think they will call Wonder Woman? Anorexic Woman perhaps

>>79976592
lol, u mad bro ?

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>>79979994
>"The skinny boy... uh I mean girl is back but this time she is fighting world war 1 Germans. Yes... from fighting a creature like Doomsday to Germans is what WB came up with. But don't forget Ares who makes a surprise appearance but guess what? He's a piece of shitty CGI. Watch as Gal Gadot goes from animated CGI herself as she jumps around in the air."

>>79978110
that is nothing compared to what if the initial rumor is true that Zeus is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. He also rumored to narrate the prologue.

a Greek god with Austrian accent ? let that sink for a moment.

>Gal Cannotact
>saving anything

All capeshit sucks.

>>79967339
>called Godkiller Sword, not actually the God killer.
>Wonder Woman is revealed to be the actual Godkiller.
>instead of punching or scissor-kicking Ares to death, she bang her bracelet to disintegrate Ares.
Wait wha ?

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>>79977833
Yes there was.

>>79980000
respect them quads

>>79967695
good post and good image

>>79967695

>Godzilla Final Wars

What the fuck

>>79974935
>Flash has already been described as the movie's Jar Jar Binks

It's already over.

>>79980102
That one is fake, at least.

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>>79979136
Because Warner is a fucking disaster nowadays

>>79977954
back to /r9k/ plz

>>79981740
>Flash
>Jar Jar Binks
I thought that Eisenberg's Lex the "Jar Jar piss Ding" Luthor already filled that position.

>>79975551
> Wonder Woman 3
> Batman's birthday
> Somebody gifts him Cuban cigars
> "Cuban"
> Flashback to the 1960s where...

>>79979994

More like "WONDER how this shitshow made it to production"

>an alien with the powers of a greek god getting killed makes her gain hope in humanity

ooooooookaaaay

>>79967308
>>79967339


I'm going to try and believe that everything you wrote here with these posts does not actually happen in the film. I only watched that Comic-Con trailer that they released last year. So I'm just going to go with that trailer, or is it a long teaser, or teaser trailer.

>>79984890
Even then it makes no sense because she's still a bitch about mankind when she's talking to Bruce at the cemetery

If Wonder Woman can kill gods and she already knew this at the time of SS,why didn't she stop the two Mayan gods from fucking shit up?

>>79985225
Because she lives in Paris and doesn't have an invisible jet

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>>79979994
They know they'll hate it.

The special effects and acting are bound to be the worst part of the film. Everything looks too digital and fake like the civil airport shitfest. Also gadot can't act, she can't speak proper English and has terribly timed facial expressions

What's up with the DCEU and giant CG villains?

>>79967855
>Basically, if you liked "Man of Steel" and "Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice", you'll like "Wonder Woman". The tone is also fairly bleak and most similar to "Man of Steel".

WELP

ITS FUCKED

...but it might win an Oscar for makeup

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>>79985562
>might win an Oscar for makeup

they managed to make her look better than this, so they probably will

>>79985562
That was Suicide Squad.

Only thing BvS win so far has been Razzies.

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>>79967308
>and replies with an e-mail detailing her life.
this gets me everytime

>where she later receives a letter from Bruce Wayne asking her to join his meta-human alliance, and replies with an e-mail detailing her life.

100% realistic

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Is Ares a big guy?

>>79967339

1. superman is an alien
2. he didn't sacrifice anything, he got murdered by a plot device while trying to destroy it
3. this sounds like shit

>>79969593
based DC

>>79985611
She looks like a person who lives with black mold.

>>79969640
>brown lab

Yeah niggers can smell each other apart

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>>79967308
Inshallah once we liberate Al-Quds I will take Gal as the chief concubine in my harem of Jewess sex slaves. I will impregnate her with many strong Muslim warriors who she will grow to love and then she will see the light and convert to Islam and be elevated to be my pure faithful Muslim wife.

>>79988198
this is your brain on memes

>>79969554
BUT MUH DC HAS AN OSCAR

>>79988247
Many such cases in history of harlots being taken as concubine for the invaders upon the conquest of their civilization.

>>79988198
T A K B E E R
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>humans are bad and can't be good
>oh look, a human did something selfless, I love humans now
>oh nevermind, they are evil
>oh look, a fucking alien god "sacrificed" himself
>looks like I love humans again
They really know how to capture the insanity of a woman

>>79988445
>WB meddling is actually écriture féminine

KINO

>>79988198
Christ, she can't even look thick while pregnant.

>>79988739
>Écriture féminine places experience before language, and privileges non-linear, cyclical writing that evades "the discourse that regulates the phallocentric system."

>>79988198
>dat ass
>dat belly
>dat smug face
>those long arms and pale smooth flawless skin

Fucking HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>79967339
>Chris Pine, her love interest, sacrifices himself and proves men are capable of love and courage
>WonderWoman says fuck that and leaves
>Superman, a random alien, sacrifices himself
>WonderWoman realizes men can be good
This is bad enough to be true

>>79967899
>This causes Diana to lose faith in humanity again and directly leads into the WW sequel

>>79989176
Actually, she realizes men can be good when Steve sacrificies himself, but then she goes nah for some other unknown reason

>>79975551

>"sure" Bruce replies

Top kek

>>79988198
onwards,my brother, the ummah is with you

>>79988289
The oscars matter now?

>>79991297
Not even a real Oscar. SS won Best Makeup, which as about a meme award as you can get in the Oscars.

>>79991334
>meme

it's not relevant enough to be a meme
you don't even know what meme means

>>79991428
nice meme

:^)

>>79967308
> and brought Diana to life from a clay statue molded by her mother

Thanks a lot mom, for making me flatter than a breast amputee.