YOU CAN'T HAVE MY WHEAT HUMAN

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>>79963722
>YOU CAN'T HAVE MY WHEAT HUMAN

have mine as well

Is this some epic new meme?
Epic.
I like it.
Very organic.
And epic.

>>79963722
Brother, May I Have Some Oats?

Include me in the cap

>>79963722
I really,
Really,
REALLY,
R E A L L Y
like this picture.
Do you mind if I save it?

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>>79963722

>what's that?
>you have celiac's disease?
>time to die!

I mean it's their planet, humans are the space Mexicans in this scenario

>>79963953
Who's alien Trump?

some of you guys are alright, dont go to the wheat field tomorrow

>>79963722
checke'd
kek smiles upon you

>a movie about alien wheat farmers

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>79963960
The Queen, duh.

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>Wheat looks exactly like our modern wheat on earth
Who the fuck thought this made sense

Can someone please explain?

>>79963991
I'm now imagining the alien trump baby that rules the Galaxy

>>79964054
invest in wheat

Is anyone else sick to death of Ridley Scott just recycling imagery at this point?

YOU BETTER GO FIND SOME PLANET WITH STRONGER WHEAT

>>79964039
Why does it have to look different? Why does it even half to look the same? It's alien crops man.

More interested in that movie LIFE with Jake and Ryan than this to be honest

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I'm okay with this new meme.

>>79964261
Our wheat looks the way it does because we've genetically modified it to suit our needs. It wouldn't, or at least shouldn't, look the same on another planet.

Trying to create the new Baneposting? HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GET THIS TRASH ATTEMPT AT A MEME OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD.

>>79963722
Don't want it fucko, on a low carb diet.

>>79964486
What if it was planted there by someone using a supply from Earth?

>>79964138
Is anyone else sick of Hollywood recycling movies at this point?

>>79963840
>Very organic.
Just like delicious, nutritious alien wheat.

>>79964525
That would make sense, but then who the fuck came to the planet and planted all that wheat?

>>79964054
Buy wheat futures now, buy buy buy!

>>79964570
wheat grows naturally

>>79964486
>>79964261
The whole point of that moment is it *is* our wheat, not alien wheat

>>79963722
>Be new specie in a planet
>Want to be a civilized specie
>Start making own cities and society
>Be a rural wheat farmer
>Weird alien ship lands near my farm land
>Starts burning and killing shit on planet
>Fuckers then terrorize my goddamn wheat
>Kills them all

Fucking aliens, I swear.

>>79964570
Shaw? Inexplicably?

>>79963722
Wheat posting is here to stay.

Do aliens pay taxes?

>>79964718
they only trade wheat

>>79964591
Wheat doesn't just sprout out of rock on every planet

>>79963722
>>79963859
Lol'd

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>>79963952
kek

>>79963722
wow, a Metroid Prime game that took place in Texas

BRAVO RETRO

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>>79963722
did you ever eat tasty wheat?

>>79963722
Everyone knows corns is superior.

What are the implications of alien wheat on the bonus situation?

>>79963991
very progressive, i like that

>>79964718
They are small state libertarians. The real question is, do they have bonuses?

>>79964762

Do you think the wheat on this planet was grown from funds diverted from the bonus situation, once the company realized they weren't gonna have to pay out? The aliens are the guardians of the wheat/bonus situation.

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>>79964804
GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING XENO

>>79964871
right

>>79964871

Wait, never mind, this is before the bonus situation even existed.

>>79964039
That's kinda the whole mystery, of which you will have to watch the movie to find out

You really are fucking stupid

>>79963840
>organic
hehe

WOT IN ALIENATION

>>79963722
Why do people keep complaining about the CGI? That alien does not look like CGI.
The part where he's headbutting the window is CGI though, but clearly it's not all CGI.

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Uh, before we harvest the wheat, I think we oughta discuss the bonus situation.

This is my wallpaper now.

>>79963722
I also saw this on Reddit. m'gentlefag

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>>79964502
Fuck you

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>>79963722

>>79963952
What version is this? It looks like more of a android with all those cable looking things

>>79964975
The issue is larger than that. It's the fact that they're showing the alien in its entirety in a well lit shot in broad daylight in the fucking trailer.

Nothing is left to mystery. So this movie is trying to ape the form of the original Alien, while also not understanding why it was so enthralling.

>>79964901

More like Kinomorph

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>>79964804
>>79964901
Well done

>>79964486
>>79964525
>>79964614
Clearly our wheat comes from alien wheat, that's why Prometheus drank the goo.

>>79965035

I dunno, I just typed wheat guardian into google, 5th image.

>>79964748
yes it does. prove me wrong.

protip: you can't

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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Ridley the Wise?

I thought not. It's not a story Ridley would tell you. It's a bonus situation. Darth Ridley was a director so powerful and so wise, he could use the wheat to situate the bonuses and create...life. He had such a knowledge of the wheat, he could even keep the crops he cared about...from drying

>>79965227
I hate chaff... it's course and rough and it gets everywhere

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Guys I don't remember much from Prometheus since how forgettable it was but did they explain why the Weyland Corporation is so corrupted since the company keep sending their employees in suicide mission in the original films?

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>>79965094
>mfw the Engineers were just trying to create the perfect strain of wheat, and humans were the byproducts of their experimentation

>>79965284
Because Alien/Aliens were movies made in the 70s and 80s. Every villain in films back then was a big evil corporation .

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>Mr. scott why wheat?
>Why not soy?
>Soy is the only plant with complete protein which makes it more nutritionally viable on a new world
>and it's also easy to grow

>>79965384
Weyland-Yutani owned the copyright on wheat, that's how it got its name

WEylAnd-yuTani -> WEAT

>>79963793
>Magnificent
>Handle bars don't grow to meet chin

What did he mean by this?

>>79965384
The complete protein thing is a myth.

>>79965384
Soy is full of phytoestrogens and kills your fucking gains and turns you into a low-test emasculated cuck.

>>79965384
Soy allergies aren't uncommon.

>>79965522
>>79965533

even more reason for weyland to use it and fuck over his employees just a bit more before they die.

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Uh, you don't get to bring crops.

>>79965578
What about wheat allergies?

>>79963722
Is Wheatposting the meme we need?

>the perfect organism....bread for killing

I admire its purity

>gay couple

Kek

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>>79965793

>bread for killing
>bread

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>>79965793

explain this wheat meme ive been gone for a week

>white man and white woman embracing in nudity
>a large black appendix interrupts them

never forget this

>>79965858
too complex, you'd have to read a lot of archived threads so why bother?

Alien Covenant trailer >>79965858

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is this the daily shitpost thread

>>79964261
>man
Hi kevin

>>79965123
kek

>>79964531

Is anyone else sick of 4chan recycling memes at this point?

>>79965463
That means he's got a bit of Latino in him muchacho.

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>it's a crew of space explorers whose benign space mission is actually en evil weyland ploy
>again
>they find another engineer horseshoe ship and go exploran inside
>again
>an egg hatches and a facehugger gets a guy
>again
>a xenomorph pops out of him and the crew dies one by one
>again

Fucking christ. Why even bother.

>>79965145
>Xbox One
>Glorious 4K

Pick one

i do like this meme. I think it could really go places.

What role do you guys think wheat will have in the plot?

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>Fields and fields of wheat...

>>79963722

This post has single-handedly reignited my interest Covenant.

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>>79966089
not me

>>79963722
>What in colonization

So is this movie part of Scott's anti-bread agenda? Is he in the pocket of big pita?

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>>79963722
DUDE GIVE US A COWBOY BLOWJOB YEAHHAAAA LMAO

>>79966143
but this one has wheat and may finally clear up the bonus situation

>>79966629
Wheat posting!

Alien vs Wheat

>>79966143
Same thing I thought. These movies are the same even moreso than capeshit

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WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE BONUS SITUATION RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Engineers created man

Who created wheat?

>>79966974
Right.

>>79964718
>>79964743

what is their queen's tax policy? how does their economy function? what about the class system, you know the rising alien peasantry and the burgeoning middle class? do they give power to the aristocracy?

>>79967233
feudalistic economy based on the production of wheat, obviously

>>79966370
WE ATE NOTHIN' BUT MAGGOTY WHEAT FOR THREE STINKIN' DAYS

>>79964039
Are you stupid or just pretending to be stupid

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>>79967311

YEAH

Why can't we have some beef?

Which planet did wheat originally come from?

>>79963722
Wheat makes:
Oxygen
Food
Alcohol
Fuel

So it makes sense one of the most advanced alien species would be a wheat farmer.

>>79963722
>crash in their planet
>start eating their wheat
>"oh my god why are they attacking us?"

is this how the war starts?

>>79964933
It's not a mystery, we already know it's going to be either Engineers or some other alien, so who cares?

DERRR TAKEN OUR WEEEAT

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>>79965192
What doesn't grow from rocks.
BUN DUN TISH!

>>79965264
He...he slaughtered Yuenglings. Knocking them back one by one. No, it children, wheat beers.

JUST brap my wheat taxes, up senpai

>>79963722
So they're not using props for aliens? Shame.

>>79966237
Wheat will be the macguffin, both aliens and humans need it to survive on the planet, leading to a brutal resource war of extermination

i like this meme a lot

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>>79964928

This is what led to the bonus situation, m8.

>tfw Weyland-Yutani Corp. was giving out stocks in it's subsidiary company that operated a vast interstellar wheat farming operation, as bonuses

Someone update the chart.

>>79964502
tell that to kanjiklub

>>79963840
>Very organic

nice. this "meme" is actually the opposite of that, forced as fuck.

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>>79964628

Reddit as fuck. There's two, maybe three guys trying to force this thing. Almost as bad as the "Strings" thing from the second Avengers.

Bonus Situation is still the go-to Alien meme.

>>79963722
Imagine being Danny in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Xenomorph, you fuckin' fierce, all scary with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally run away from you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is smoke another blunt his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Danny and not only sit in that chair while CGI Xenomorph flaunts it's disgusting body in a computer, the favorable lighting barely concealing it's scanlines and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while the animators perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate it's monstrous fucking visage but Ridley's attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, THE CGI XENOMORPH LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch imagine it's fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and Channing Tate Yums and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Virginia. You've never even imagined anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the saliva that's breaking out of it's second mouth as it breaths in and out to writhe scarily at you, the CGI artists smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in it's "statuesque (for that is what the animators call it)" beauty, the beauty thay worked so hard for with personal computers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Danny. You're not going to lose your future Apatow career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

So we're clear now - Prometheus planted the wheat and created the aliens to protect his crop.

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I don't know why but I immediately heard cotton eye joe playing when I saw OP's post and I strongly believe somebody should take that part of the trailer and edit cotton eye Joe into it for hilarious potential.

DUDE WHEAT LMAO

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Bitches don't know about my Hyper Oats.

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>>79965793
kek

Looks like wheat is back on the menu boys.

>>79964570
I guess you'll just have to watch the movie to find out, anon.

>>79967597
Uranus, same place as ur mom

>>79964039
It was Earth all along.

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>>79967140

Do we have a minute for the bonus situation?

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>>79963722
>it's a shilled meme
>le wheat xfD

die

>>79970868
>Xenomorphs are just intergalactic scarecrows

We can go deeper than this.

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>>79970480
>i don't like it so it must be plebbit

Gluten-free acid blood FINALLY

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>>79965123
I got this.

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>>79971627

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>Out of the way fucking humans
>Wheat farmer coming through

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>>79971627
Son of a bitch

>>79967597
Wheatworld

>>79971787
Wasn't that a movie with Kevin Costner?

>>79971819
yes and he played baseball with ghosts in his wheat

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>>79971640

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>>79963722
Remember kids say no to Transgenic Wheat, it causes cancer.

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>>79967405

It better be grain fed Beef though

>>79969574
Dead Memes general?

>>79971627
Kek

>>79967233
>>79967299
I like how this shitty taxes meme can't gather steam, tries to latch on to more successful memes, then gets BTFO.

>>79972002
Weyland Yutani should watch out for Monsanto.

>>79972134
Don't bully disadvantaged memes anon.

What would happen if a facehugger latched onto a wheat stalk?

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>>79971627

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>>79965793
Oh you

>>79972269
Barley

>>79972134
Tax meme = facehugger
Wheat meme = human

>>79971627
oh my god im fucking dying

>>79963722

The wheat meme has ruined this movie for me. Dead srs, won't download it now.

WHEAT

Weyland-yutani corp, under the guise of a humanitarian mission, enlist a crack team of agronomists/space marines to find and secure a world with a wheat strain that produces a 400% greater yield and matures at twice the speed. However, the xenos, who act as intergalactic scarecrows to protect the precious wheat, fight back to defend their crop. After much bloodshed, the WT team leave with a bushel and seedlings of the über-wheat, but crashland on a planet killing all those aboard, and spreading the über-wheat over the planet. It is so successful that it chokes out all the other vegetation on the planet, turning it into a barren wasteland. The engineers, looking for their stolen crop and wishing to maintain a monopoly on the wheat market, crash land into the planet in search of the über-wheat, which is revealed to be LV426. This then leads into the original alien film, as WT corp has secretly diverted the nostromo in search of the über-wheat. Only parker, a high level operative of WT corp, and Dallas, are aware of the true nature of the mission, which he constantly alludes to as the 'bonus situation'. This is why dallas breaks quarantine on kane, in the hopes that he has retrieved a strain of the über-wheat. Ash is infact a redherring in regards to his mission, diverting the crews attention from the über-wheat to the xeno scarecrow.

Additionally, this is why the colony is commisioned to terraform LV426 in 'Aliens', as well as their reluctancy to nuke it from orbit. By 'Aliens' the earth government has, naturally, joined WT venture into securing the über-wheat, seeing its benefit for earths position in the galactic heirarchy, and goes to extreme lengths to secure it, explaining the lresence of space marines and the sulacco, as well as the attempted retrieval of ripley (who is assumed to be hiding the über-wheat) in alien 3.

Who's betting Chuck moved his Feed & Seed store to this planet?

>>79974755
>Chuck's Feed & Seed
It was a Fuck & Suck.

>>79964762
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE WHEAT SITUATION

>>79963722
NO
GLUTEN
FREE

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>>79971627
Fukken saved

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>>79964476
I'm ok with your reaction image.

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>>79963722
WOT IN ALIENATION

Is this "meme" a marketing thing? I don't really care about Aliens and I don't think this is funny

So this new ayy lmao chick flick is going to suck, right?

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All I want to know is when we're going to discuss the wheat situation.

>>79976053
this is sponsored by the Wheat Council

>colonization mission
>send homosexuals
Maybe Sam was right about gay men evolving reproductive organs in their anuses

>>79976053

>I don't really care about Aliens and I don't think this is funny

Thanks, I was really concerned about whether you care about Aliens or not and whether you thought this was funny. We appreciate you keeping us all updated.

gimme a quick rundown on this new spicy meme

>>79963722

dank OC OP

I just think you have to really care about this nerd shit to make dumb jokes like this

>>79976402
Just watch the new trailer.

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>>79963722
Brother, let me tell you something. Many a day I have lumbered here by this fence and looked at this world. These fences which border this small plot of mud seem to be the edges of the Earth. But I have gazed many beyond the fence. I have watched the hills of green and the tall, slim, terrifying figures who lurk and haunt the strange barn on the far side of the hill, who appear as spectres as the sun rises at the break of day and refill the Oats, and float away without a word. Often I wonder why we are not like them, why we cannot give ourselves the oats, why we are limited and chained down by the girth of our bodies and the uselessness of our hooves. And indeed for many years this sad truth, that forever we would be trapped in this shallow frame, alone, and without purpose or direction, banished forever to wallow in our own filth, this depressed me. But yesterday I realized something. Who are we to be ungrateful for existence in the first place? Who are we to say that this life is not good enough? Instead of oblivion we have the warmth of the sun and the coolness of soil. We have fair conversations and a good night's sleep. Who am I to say that these simple comforts are no better than death? Should we not smile like the sun and bask in our happiness as the sunlight warms the soil without question or thank. So brother, let us share oats and smile and frolick as much as our girth might let us. Let us see this pen not as a prison or a hell but as a palace in which we might enjoy the best our existence has to offer. Give me some oats brother, and let us dine together. I love you

>>79965533
what if i want to be more feminine?

>>79971627
thank you for this

Someone make a wheates box shop plz.

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>Wheat, like you'd expect on earth, on an alien planet? Weird!
>No sounds of birds, like you'd expect on earth, on an alien planet? Weird!

>>79965384
Soy takes alot of nutrition out of the soil

its not a practical plant unless its used in rotation with something that introduces nutrients into the soil

t. farmer

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>2103
>pinching my wheat

BIG ALIEN WHEAT
I
G

little earth wheat just can't compete

Wasn't this movies supposed to be about Shaw and David going to the Engineer's home planet?

Why is this movie the same thing as Prometheus but called alien?

Is this movie even related to Prometheus?

Why are we getting the same movie?

What happened to shaw?

Weren't we supposed to see the Engineers Planet????

THIS IS A FUCKING RIP OFF!

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EGINEERERS PLANET???

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone explain this meme pls?

>>79964039
>this wheat plant on a planet exactly the same as ours, created by the same people who created our wheat looks similar, what is this bs!?!?!?

>>79976785

Yeah but here's the most important question of all.

Why aren't there earth birds on the alien planet?

best meme of 2017

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>>79963722
>CGI Xenomorphs
What is even the point?

>>79976830
milking the franchise for shekels

What happened to Shaw? Did she realize multi-classing into scientist and priest was a terrible decision?

>>79976830
Daddy always taught us not to be ashamed of our wheat

>>79976812
because the aliens are part cat and they ate all the birdos

which leads to an even more important question

What does the alien's poo look like?

>>79976862
Sometimes I pull my wheat and the kernels come off

>>79972002
I don't know why but i really like the head design of the hybrid.

gluten free...?
GLUTEN FREE?!
GLUTEN FREE!! REEEEEEEEEEE!

>>79976830
was the wheat cgi too?

Now we know what the big twist will be

>This isn't a ship
>It's a windmill

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fresh oc

>>79976906

The big twist is that the engineers are the amish equivalent of their species. Hence wheat.

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big guys > oats > wheat > tax policies

>>79976916
Thanks for making my dream come true

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>>79963722
Makes even less sense than the space axe

>>79976933

How much wheat could a big guy eat if a big guy could eat wheat?

>>79976956
edit the axe into a scythe

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>>79976862
>>79976881

Aw man i don't know why but every Alien-related thread on /tv/ is gold

>>79964039
if it was different it wouldn't be wheat
:^)

>>79975347
This needs more upvotes

You know. Them harvesting, grinding, kneading and eventually baking bread before eating it and becoming infected would have made more sense than just stepping out and inhaling spores.

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>>79964039
>modern wheat

>>79977112
there IS a difference between modern wheat and ancient undomesticated wheat, anon.

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It's harvest then.

>>79963722
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

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>>79963722
>Whenever the Wheat isn't on the screen, everyone should be asking "Where's the Wheat?".

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>>79977200
Checked.

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>>79977277
double cheked

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>>79977277
dat tummy
>>79977290
dat tushy

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>>79976962

>>79977264
>"the aliens should have subtitles whenever they're on screen and they should be talking about their wheat"

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Does anyone else think Xenos in a wheat field could be super scary? The raptors in tall grass scene from Lost World was great. You could be completely surrounded by Xenos, unable to see them, but they could still sense you with echolocation. In a wheat field, you'd be fighting in their element.

what is the bonus situation
explain

>>79976960
https://ndb.nal.usda.gov/ndb/foods/show/11342
https://ndb.nal.usda.gov/ndb/foods/show/6543
https://ndb.nal.usda.gov/ndb/foods/show/6599
https://ndb.nal.usda.gov/ndb/foods/show/23043

protein
wholegrain oats: 13 g
wholegrain wheat: 13 g
cornmeal: 8g
rice: 8.8g

they are good sources of protein as far as starchy staple foods go, as long as they are wholegrain, 400 grams would give you 50 grams of protein

>>79976960
alien wheat might have more protein

>>79977365
What about the calories though.

>>79977342
>but they could still sense you with echolocation
Wouldn't the wheat stalks throw them off?

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>>79963722
>there will never be a survival-horror game where you have to escape a haunted ranch of an Xeno family looking to protect their wheat

>>79977342
Wouldn't it be even scarier if the xeno lept right into the camera and started snarling at it while headbutting a window in full daylight

In a month someone is going to make a thread saying "what happened to wheatposting?"

Screencap this

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>>79977504

>>79964054
just who could have planted this wheat?

What the fuck is this wheat shit? It's not funny at all, nor are the ensuing posts funny.

>>79977578
>autistic screeching

>>79977588
what was wrong with the first one

>>79977603
couldn't do —

>>79977603
it had a "å" looking letter and not the "---" next to Pvt. Hudson

>>79977615
ah ok i see it now

>>79964808

maize master race

>>79977396
calories aren't a problem, it takes effort to get less than the amount of calories you need, if for whatever reason your body fat percentage is too low you can just eat a few choccy biccies and you'll be fine

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>>79967768

Are you guys dense? It is obviously saying "there was once a civilization on this planet that bred this giant wheat and was possibly the progenitor of human civilization".

>>79966974

What PS3 game is this?

Can i get a quick rundown on the queen's wheat export policy, and any taxes tariffs about it?

>>79976785
This, I was mad when I learned it would be just Prometheus : Again
Didley Scott just lost it

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>>79965793

>>79976855
Didnt discuss the bonus situation so she lost a potential +15 extra stat points which coudlve carried her mid game.

>>79977359
A few years ago W-T lost a valuable shipment of various grains. So a bonus was posted for anyone who could locate the lost shipment, Lt. Ripley and co went looking for it twice, and both times caught aliens. But now it seems this movie will tie up that loose end and tell us what happened to the shipment.

>>79978210
So you're telling me that grain sends out a distress signal?

what about the gluten situation?

>>79978226
>looking for a potentially high value shipment of wheat taken from some poor nigger on some planet
>find alien distress signal
>ignore it

Yes i am.

>>79977535
kekd

>>79971163
And then John was demon

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>>79965793

>>79968382
this fucking image lol

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>>79963722

>>79963722

This is the first time I've been Anti-Hyped for a movie.

It's a weird sensation. I desperately want to like it, but it keeps letting me down.

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brother.

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>>79976916

will it become a queen?

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>>79963722
>Uses weetabix to bribe aliens
>eventually tame them into being slaves
>worship humans as gods
>humans (whites) win again
>the end

>>79978317
'No"

>>79977888
topqueq

>>79967333
Actually he's right, modern weath looks the way it does because of artificial selection. It's nigh impossible the same criteria and methods would have been used on a different planet. L2biology

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>>79965793

dat stealth kek

almost missed it

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>>79978477
>sequel
>the aliens riot and overthrow the humans when they discover a superior option

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>>79977167

underated

>>79977167
LOL

>>79964570
That would make sense, but it would have to have been from sometime since our agriculture boom, so it couldn't have been an ancient civilisation, or the engineers.

>>79977578
>doesn't get the joke

back to plebbit normie

>>79978796
Explain it to me I don't get it either!!

>>79978465
spare me some oats.

So it was all a misunderstanding right? The xeno's just wanted to protect their wheat crops from those filthy human foreigners

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>sequel to sequel
>new migration of humans arrive with new advanced product
>aliens surrender
>sell all ancestral lands for fix
>humans colonize entire planet
>force aliens to become Christians against their will
>never rebel again

>>79970744
>horrific androgynous monster face
kek

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>>79977167

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>>79977504

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>>79977578
>>79978889
>Grain?

why does this thread seem like a failed marketing attempt

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>We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!
>Yeah! Why can't we have some wheat?

this should not have made me laugh
why the fuck is this a meme

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Oh, you think the wheat is your ally, you merely adopted the wheat. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see a gluten-free cereal until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but disgusting! These crop fields betray you, because they belong to me. I will show you where I have made my flour, I will be preparing to bring tractors. Then, I will break you. Your precious pesticides, gratefully accepted. We will need it. Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit, or your plow?

How do they survive on a planet without living organisms and nothing to eat besides wheat?

>>79979472
Grainposting > Baneposting

>You hear that?
>Wheat?
>Exactly.

Literally brother may I have some oats: the motion picture.

No Pain No Grain

>>79976053
Memes are being forced by marketers now.

>>79978429
Hyped. This is what is wrong with the modern consumer. He sits on his laurels, content in his mediocrity and mundane life. His new community, comprised of 1's and 0's sustains him. It gives him the dopamine rush that he so craves but is too antisocial to make outside of his digital zoo. He needs to be "hyped" to enjoy his rabid consumption. He needs to be "hyped" in order to numb the empty feeling he has at his core. He says, "I need to be hyped to fill this hole that only consumption can fill. I am a consumer. I am nothing."

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>>79967670
Or David from Prometheus dummy.

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>>79964901

>>79979364
>Looks like wheat's back on the menu, boys!

forced memes are from redditshits

>>79979755
>REEEEEE ONLY I GET TO SAY WHAT BECOMES A MEME

you stupid fucking nigger. if enough people like something and decide to shitpost it, it's a meme. go back to plebbit and then commit sudoku

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>>79979551
>>79976053
>>79979224
Seriously, stop and think about this. If viral marketers wanted to promote their movie, do you not think they'd a) go somewhere less cynical and hostile than 4chan, and b) come up with something better than fucking wheat? I mean, it's a meme that's based on one single line in the trailer, and is actually poking fun at the stupid plot of the movie. It's pretty fucking esoteric and destined never to spread beyond /tv/. It just makes no sense to market your movie in this way.

Anyway, make sure to check out Ridley Scott's Alien: Covenant™ from 20th Century Fox®, only in theaters May 19

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>>79978472
my sides

>>79965035
Literally the original design

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>>79965793

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>dude wheat lmao