>character is British >calls soccer "football"

HAHAHAH YOU DUMB FROGPOSTER!!!! HAHAHAHA. YOU DUMB, DUMB FROGPOSTER.

>football
>not futbehrl

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>>79963492
>character is american
>calls handegg "football"

We Americans invented football first though before your faggot soccer came about

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>>79963492
>character is American
>calls tricky-kicky ball-in-net "soccer"

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>character is Mexican
>asks for "agua"

>>79963492
>Americans call handegg ""football""

>>79963492
Because it makes fucking sense? Its like me calling ping--pong "knee sphere".

you play with your fucking FEET by kicking a ball, hence football.

To be honest Americans dropped the ball by not changing the name to something better like "Smash Ball" or "Battle Ball".

>>79964048
It's called football because it uses a ball and you play it on your feet instead of on a horse, hence why association football, gridiron football, Rugby football and Aussie-rules football are all football

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>Character is British
>calls divegrass football

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dumb frogposters

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>>79963492
Dumb frogposter.

>character is Canadian
>calls furpuck "hockey"

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>character is supposed to be british
>pronounces words the american way

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>>79964112

>>79964005
You never invented anything, faggot.

>>79964152
we invented freedom you dirty muslim

>>79964005
You what now you retarded fucking mongoloid?

>>79964048
Or handball... oh wait.

>>79964170
xD

>>79964152
>>79964178

shut the FUCK up Europoors

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>>79964170
>americans
>free

>>79964210
Make me, frogposter.

>>79964254
How many guns do you own?

>>79964210
You didn't even invent American Football. The canadiens did.

>character is British
>calls theater, "theatre"

>>79964112
>this isn't even my final feel

>>79964076
By that logic tennis, baseball, basketball etc should all be called football. It's actually impressive how stupid you must be to not realise that

>>79964284
4

>>79964289
Who invented 4chan?

why so many triggered fags itt

>>79964319
Jews

>>79964317
>not even double digits
Lemme guess they are all bolt acation or semi automatic?

>>79964319
Japan.

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>>79964350

Americans are cronically retarded.

>>79964362
They're hunting rifles, I'm not some crazy american who needs guns for freedoms.

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>>79964440
>they're hunting rifles

LMAAAAAAAAAAO

>>79964362
>Lemme guess they are all bolt acation or semi automatic?
Good luck getting your hands on an automatic weapon in the US. Better have some seriously deep pockets.

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>character is from Tatooine
>hates sand

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>>79963492
>character is anyone
>calls "divegrass" anything else

>>79964508
>he needs to have guns in order to be "free"
LMAAAOOOOO

>>79964508
No need to be upset, friend.

>character is American
>mutilates his son's penis
wtf is that even legal?

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>character is a dumb frogposter

guys what if..
*looks left and right*
what if..
*places hand on chin*
just think about this..
*cocks head slightly*
what if we are all wrong.
*winks then walks into bathroom*

>>79964725
*follows you in*
heyy~
*plays with your wee willy winky*

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>>79963492
ba-zing

teabiscuits positively seething after this roast!

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>>79964725

>>79964764
*nudges you*
Aww, a lil' shy are we?
*Kisses your tummy*
Hmmm, delicious. I like a nice flat tummy :3 oh yes
*puts hand down your pants*
Oh yes, I can feel it now

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>60% white

>>79964542
>rich people can't be on 4chan

They're deep friend

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>character is French Canadian
>asks for bleu cheese dressing on salad

>>79965204
sacre blew

>>79964017
kek

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>>79964076
>It's called football because it uses a ball

Incorrect.

>>79963492
Either bait or too retarded to live.
Either way kys.

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>watching british film/series
>have to turn it off because of obnoxious accents

>>79965887
umm... ism and ist much???????????????????????????????????!!!

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Stinky dumb frogposting scum

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>character is British
>doesn't get into a carcrash every time they go to work

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>this entire thread

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>>79966019
OMG!

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>>79966019
Why does this exist

>>79966098
It's a roundabout that allows drivers to go both clockwise and counter-clockwise. It's actually really smart and super easy to use if you understand it, but people outside of the few towns that have these don't really get it so even locals have to take it slow to compensate for a good number of people ending up in it being confused as hell.

>>79964440
Who needs 4 guns to hunt?

>>79966159
>go both clockwise and counter-clockwise.

Why....

>>79966214
Because look how fucking big that thing is. If you could only go clockwise but needed to go one stop to the right you'd have to go aaaaall the way around. With this system you can quickly use one of the mini roundabouts and be out in a jiff.

>>79966365
Sure I can see the logic from the overhead map... but that just wasn't taught in my driving lessons. I never enter roundabouts if there are other cars there. I could never have been prepared for this monster car-eating mechanism

>>79966482
>I never enter roundabouts if there are other cars there
Are you literally retarded? They're so goddamn easy.

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>character is from California, USA
>always carrying surfboard

>>79964112
>>79964254
>>79964663
>Angry Wojakposter