What do you think about The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas?

I dont

thicc

>>79961060
>you will never see her tits

If that one's the best, I'D HATE TO SEE THE WORST!

>>79961060
GILF

>Brock, I am this close to seeing Dolly's goods. I mean, they can't sing for EVER.

Corsets are gods gift to mankind

>>79961060
Not even in the top 10 whore houses in Texas.

>>79962827
The dream is always sweeter than reality.

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>>79961060
Back when Dolly still had huge natural breasts. She had them up until Rhinestone.

Then she got really sick and had a hysterectomy and lost a ton of weight and her boobs with it. That's when she got the implants.

pic related: those bazookas were real at the time

>>79964786
>mommy milkies
>granny cookies

>>79961060
Prime Dolly is top 5 All Time

>>79964786
When are double-breasted suits going to make a comeback?

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>>79961060
>imagine sticking your dick in that cunt

>>79964829
A valid question to ponder during my refractory period.

>>79961060
Food was alright, atmosphere was acceptable. Despite the name, they didn't even throw in a handy when I told them I am a yelp reviewer.
3/10, a few alright ones, but you're better off going to Foxhouse Sauna down the road near down highway 54.

>>79964829
They're always in style if you have the swagger to pull them off like Sly Stallone. You don't see the other men in that photo wearing them.

>>79964786
damn i miss the 80's!

>Dolly Parton is venerated same some kind of American Saint of country music
>reality is she is just another pop singer and actress

Literally the Taylor Swift of the 80s

>>79964829

Double Breasted is normally more of a physique thing than a fashion thing. It looks better if you are taller, David Letterman made it work because of his height.

These days double breasted jackets pop up from time to time, not everybody wears them but they aren't horribly out of date either.

>>79965050
>country wasn't pop music

You just -did not- see natural breasts of this size on television in the 70s and 80s. Dolly's chest was absolutely enormous for the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eJtYqBWsYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giILXQPLMQw

>>79961060
unzips dick

>>79964616
underrated

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>>79961060

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>>79964876

>>79965301
>I can't read your necklace
>no, no, don't tell me, hang on

>>79965050

Don't you ever compare Taylor Swift to Dolly Parton ever again.

>>79965515
She's actually more like Miley Cyrus.

>>79965547
Except instead of drugs and shame, it's tits.

>>79964574
My first thought too

>>79965582
Dolly was considered pretty outrageous for her time. Drugs? Well it was the 80s...

>>79965697
I'm not saying there were no drugs, I'm saying Miley does a lot of drugs.

>>79965547
>>79965582
>>79965719
>he fell for the diva meme
Protip: that was only profitable with Britney because people ate it up, nobody cares enough anymore and you'll get dropped like a sack of shit if you try and pull that stuff today
Miley is a consummate professional, the diva thing is a character that sells tickets and gets youtube views

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>>79961060

> If you build it, they will cum.

>>79965821
>diva
I didn't call her that, I called her a drugged up slut.

>>79965821

can you stop spouting nonsense you piece of shit. just enjoy the god damn thread and stop posting faggot opinions on someone you will never meet and don't know shit about. fuck man you are a piece of work you little bitch

>>79966109
Orange cats are the best. Top choice, also she's got huge incredible titties.

>>79966185
Between this and the Susan Sarandon thread, I apparently will be needing my electrolytes.

I didn't expect to like it as much as I did. Putting the subject matter aside, its just good, innocent fun. Plus Dom DeLuise is fucking hysterical in it.

>>79964616
how do you know anon?

>>79966109

i want to touch dollys pusy!

>>79966208
underrated

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>tfw missed out on incorporating Dolly into your spank-bank when you were a younger man
>all those wasted faps

>>79966861
HHHHNNNNNNNNGGHHHH

wtf I thought she was always old

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Was it kino?
https://youtu.be/-ckLO5ERVEc

Don't forget this number. Highlight of the whole movie for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJG75FJkjr8

>>79961060
Dolly looked the hottest back then. Now she looks like an old skinny bag with cartoon tits.

>>79965050
>just another pop singer and actress
Somebody's never seen the Porter Wagoner Show.
It was on every Sunday afternoon and she was always on it. She was in her twenties at the time

some kids go to Disney Land
others go to Disney World
but me? I went to Dollywood when I was a kid.

>>79969618
WTF That's Pappy O'Daniel !!

>>79961060
Dolly Parton is a national treasure

>>79962827

God, this. Fucking never.

>>79970150
Treasures, even.

>>79961060
When I was a kid I watched this on tv hoping to see tits. Imagine my disappointment when all I got was Burt Reynolds in a g-string.

>>79961937
fpbp

>>79965515

Seriously.
>Jolene
I can't even name a Taylor Swift song, and I've cum twice to this thread...

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me on the left

wanking 9 to 5

>>79964857
she probably got big cums inside her every time.

>>79970147
He's a suitor!

>>79966291

1st honest answer of the thread. Unfortunately, I saw it around 10 years old. Burt was my hero because of SatB and it had "whorehouse" in the title.

>Needless to say...I was seriously let down, but can really enjoy it as an adult for nostalgic purposes.

>>79970349
Literally feeling my balls swell.

>>79970410
>1st honest answer of the thread
My throbbing erection is no liar, fuck face.

>>79961060
I liked it even as a small kid before I even ever really knew the reason why.

>dat feel when you'll never have prime Dolly

>>79962827
sorry not all women will be massive whores to the public like today
get over it

>>79970137
you're the Scoutmaster from Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse arent ya

>>79970147

Just pressin' the flesh. Doin' a little politickin'.

>>79965719
>I'm saying Miley does a lot of drugs.
Miley smokes weed. Never seen any evidence she's into harder stuff. Might have done some MDMA every once in a while, just going by her personality.

The media really wanted her to melt down and become an addict, but that kind of celebrity just doesn't seem to exist anymore.

>>79970755
Miley has most likely done acid and shrooms if she's been hanging out with The Flaming Lips

>>79970786
Mayyybe. Like once.

As that other poster already put it: that self-destructive shit don't fly with record companies anymore. They want people who they can invest in for years.

Hayley Atwell actually resembles Dolly before the weight loss in a lot of ways. They have similar square faces.

>>79970861
And then fake their deaths when that will make them more money.

cf. David Bowie, Prince

>>79970900
Vastly prefer her with more conventional hair like this.

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>>79961060
She was around 35 years old in this scene.

>>79964786
And 38 in Rhinestone.

Kind of funny to call these her "younger days". She just kept her looks for a long long time.

Her huge breasts grew in as she neared menopause. It's pretty common. This is her at age 18.

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Does she burn coal?

Eww.

>>79971346
>inflicting newfag fetishes in good threads

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>>79971359

>>79971346
I have heard a few times over the years she is in the closet, and her marriage is a sham/convenience.

>>79971408
>is old enough to have lived in a time when dolly parton was considered attractive

What is it like to look back on then and now and notice how shit your tastes were?

>>79971480
You can do that right now.

It's hard to not like Dolly.

>>79971438
problem is no matter how good they are at hiding something it'd eventually come out.

Only older actors that I can think of that pulled off something similar was Perry Mason and Jim Nabors pulling off being gay throughout their Hollywood careers

>>79971508
I never grew up in a time when she was attractive or with values that admired her "beauty" so it's impossible for me to do that. You seemed to have, which is why I'm asking

ISLANDS in the street. THAT is what's we are. NNO ONE in between. HOW CAN it be wrong. SAIL away with me. TO ANOTHER world. And we`ll relyyyy on each other.. abash.. one lover to another, ahahhh.

>>79971480
Dolly was still considered attractive into the late 90s.

>>79971696
>I never grew up in a time when she was attractive or with values that admired her "beauty"
And yet here you are, all of 12 years of age and completely capable of looking back and noticing how shit your tastes are. They don't teach reading comprehension any more?

>>79971703
Not by anyone born in the mid-late 80s though

>>79971732
>the typical kid insult meme to cover up being mad

Do you want a suppository to loosen you up old boy?

>>79971809
>the typical old insult meme to cover up being mad
Does baby need a nap?

>>79971831
Yes, will your wife be along to help me soon? Or should I count on a visit from your granddaughter?

>>79971857
I don't know anyone who's into kids, but this is /tv/ so maybe you'll still find someone.

>>79971890
Nice thanks for the tip

>she'll never swallow your giant load while talking in her country accent.

>>79972030

Dolly has a great tiny voice. It's hard to think of another lady who laughs as high as she does.