CONAN O'BRIAN AMA

tell me about Bane

This only works if you didn't have a tripcode.
It took an actual director that came here once several attempts before he figured it out.

>>79958192
This why did bane let him be captured by CIA if he had dr pavel the whote time

>>79958192
Seems like a big guy

>>79958158
Why do you get such shit ratings?

lmao his hands

>>79958158
>not even shooped good

>>79958158
This isn't Conan.

>>79958215
You're a huge fag

>>79958203
This
Anytime actual notable people come to 4chan they never understand how tripcodes work.

>>79958203
who was the director?

He looks like Bruce Jenner

>>79958158
why is ur hair orange color

>>79958158
gonna need some hard proof and not some photoshoped picture

>>79958203
>>79958238
5 seconds on the faq
>>79958247
bad genetics and hair dye
>>79958246
before or after?

>>79958240
The guy who made the dune documentary and aalbert serra

What's bigger, your ratings or your shoe size?

>>79958158
Ever touched one of your underlings inapropriately?

>>79958312
Shoe size by a mile.

>>79958203
>implying there aren't celebs on here who are oldfags

What do you will late night talk shows be replaced by?

>>79958203
You called

>>79958158
You fucked up on photoshopping the head onto the piece of paper. You can see things behind it.

https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/837013363020316672
because this board is filled with nothing but retards

>>79958240
It was David Lynch. We asked him about his movies but he just wanted to talk about his role on the Cleveland Show.

>>79958158
why is the 2nd part of the line with /tv/ off the vertical axis from the first part?

>>79958158
Would you rather get your genitals or both legs below knee amputated?

>>79958353
Why is Reddit so much better?

>>79958362
>We asked him about his movies but he just wanted to talk about his role on the Cleveland Show.
sounds like something he would do

>>79958413
kys

>>79958240
>being this new

>>79958329
I feel like late night talk shows are here to stay, gotta keep the millennials happy somehow.
>>79958401
Below the knee, I actually watched Forrest Gump the other night and Dan Taylor did just fine.

>>79958453
Nice retort

>>79958561
I don't plan on transitioning anytime soon.

>>79958278
>5 seconds on the faq
Nope. Conan will went straight using something without opening any manual.

Even a game developer with technical knowledges couldn't figured out the purpose of tripcodes until some anon told him about it.

why did you stop being a comedian? You were so much funnier then

>>79958633
views per show tripled.

>>79958158
Do you wisha you were more funny? Do you wish you w were like craig ferguson? Or seing as you are a 70 year old woman have you just gjven up?

Also i think you are literally retarded for you're cuba thing. The government took you to the best places and half og rhem were private residences.

You area literall pile of stinking shit
*chortles*
*shakes hair*
*looks at fat couch man*

>>79958672
so you're saying catering to a humorless pleb crowd is more profitable than being funny?

>>79958673
I feel like my comedy relies more on quick wit than particularly 'intelligent' or 'high-brow' jokes, also i don't want to look like burnt bacon so I'll decline the Craig offer.
>>79958713
you should know the answer to this.

>>79958353
Who would have the balls for a real 4chan AMA?

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>>79958158

YOU LIKED MEJICO?
YEEEEEEAAAAH

>>79958814
The producers have told me not to answer this.

>>79958805
Andrew W.K.

>>79958805
Josh Trank
The fat loser kid from project X
Jenna Jameson

>>79958739
But craig actually had quick wit. It is painfully obvious that eveeyrhing you do is rehearsed. Your "quick wit", espelcially in your on location shit comes off as deadpan.

To give you credit you are probably the 3rd best deadpan comic. Ellen pwns u.

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>>79958805

When did The Simpsons stopped being good?

i want to believe this is actually conan

link this thread on your twitter

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Why did the Simpsons start being good in season 6?

>>79958910
i stopped writing it
>>79958918
no can do, producers said to keep this on the low thanks to this websites 'bad reputation'
>>79958874
3rd best and I'm not even trying.

>>79958881
who?

>>79958215
>>79958215
>>79958215
>>79958215

>>79958990
Conan, tell me you're real impression of mexican people?

How was making a show over there? did you enjoy Hermosillo?

>>79958990
But it is so obvious you are

Harhaarha
*stares at the camera*

You obviously rehearse an d plan your shitty sketches.

Ferguson didn't try and he made the best show since johnny.

You are a literal stinking piece of shit
*waves hair*
*laughs*

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Remember when you were good?

>>79958990
Ive never watched your show, what have i been missing out on?

>>79959102
they were, stupid, incredibly stupid but they were fun and jubilant to be around overall, maybe i met the wrong Mexicans, Hermosillo was great.
>>79959130
None of the tonight show is scripted.
>>79959149
Nope
>>79959206
Honestly, not much.

What's your favorite old skit?

https://youtu.be/80o1VQbtwPI

>>79959206
Being creepy to models and comunist apologism. The moron really thought having lunch with grandmas in their homes is how cuba works.

>>79958158
Who is this elderly lesbian?

>>79959265
None of my farts are scripted either. But dont you host some tbs knock off?either way ita is very obvious youbuse scripts.

Do what craigy ferg did and tear up you're notes.

>>79959299
I don't have a video of it but my favourite skit was when we found a group of baseballers I put on a fake ginger moustache and started speaking like a royalty in the 15th century whilst playing baseball, i was basically just an ass but it was so me.

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Why do you spell your name with an A and sometimes an E?

>>79959452
I sometimes hire a alien shapeshifter to fill in when i can't be bothered to come into work.

>>79958337
The only auteur to ever post on this board.

>>79958158
Tell me...

do you bleed?

>>79958337
when's your next kino?

>>79959407
But that i$bjust ruining a tball practice. You know thwy do 3 a week.

What about the time you convinced children that cuba isn't a communist hell hole?

Now THAT was a prank.

>>79958203
lol someone actually tried to ama here?
What a waste of time

Do you and Joel still party together ?

>>79958203
trapped here since 2008
still don't know how they work

>>79958337
where are we on meme lover 3?

>>79959486
what do you think of bill burr?

>>79959625
No one likes tripfags anyway, if you've been here since 2008 you should know this already.

I'm embarrassed that some of you actually think you are asking questions to Conan O'Brien when in reality it is one of his interns.

What city are you in right now?

>>79959722
its still as close to real information as it gets

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What does an Armenian pussy taste like?

>>79959683
This needs an answer

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>>79959751
boop

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Did Patton Oswalt kill his wife? At least indirectly by providing her with that monster amount of prescription drugs she was chugging down daily.

Did he kill her because this way he can continue ravaging their daughter without that drugged up whore complaining about it?

Thanks Coco, good ama.

>>79959407
>favourite
>u
>american who went to harvard

nice LARP thread

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>>79959811
if you actually watched my show you would know i am a connoisseur of Europe

>>79959848
Shoe on head with timestamp faggot. I can't believe how gullible you all are.

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>>79959848
>if you actually watched my show

>>79958158
Hey, Conan.
Where's your sword?

>>79959848
>if you actually watched my sho
Thx i have cerebral palsy I'm not retarded
*fat couch man chuckles*
*conana stares at the camera*

https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/837013363020316672

Dear Conan, what'S your thoughts on Colbert? Will he last, or will he be remembered as the destroyer of an american heritage treasure?

>>79958158
Who's your favorite death of 2016?

>>79960104
Literally who cares? Oh shit old people died lets start a sticky.

>>79959951
Butt
>>79960030
Colbert like all my competition will fade into nothingness.
>>79960104
can we go 2017 too? if so myself. 2016 only i'd say good ol' david

>>79958353
>>79960014
> https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/837013363020316672

ay conan whats your favrotie potato chip flava

>>79960014
nice shop

>>79960784
Ready salted, reminds me of the sea.

>>79960848
nice thanks for answering love the show

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Will we ever see these gems again?
https://youtu.be/LzsvO0KSh20

Who are the new characters for 2017?

>>79958362
how quirky and offbeat XD

why I hate that faggot.

>>79958805
>>79958805
jhideki kamiya

>>79958158
shopped

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>>79958158
Would have been more believable if the filename was "4chanAMA" or something like that. I doubt conan would be taking the pictures and saving them himself, wouldn't use first person in the filename

Why the fuck would someone pretend to be Conan of all people and how are you all falling for this blatantly obvious shoop?

>>79958158

i thought dennis hopper passed away

>>79961289
>Why the fuck would someone pretend to be Conan of all people

>>79960848
Has political correctness destroyed humor?

>>79961902
improved it, 'edgy' humor is just far too easy.
>>79961045
Just Jordan, that's it.

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Why didn't you save her?

You had your time traveling powers. You could have saved her.

>>79958300
lel why would albert serra come here?

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What does Max taste like?

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Do you fear the power of the ancient frog god Kek?

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Could The Flaming C defeat Goku?

>>79962143
No, if someone would make me into a nazi frog i would feel enlightened.
>>79962123
fresh meat
>>79962082
Some people aren't worth saving

>>79962191
100%

>>79961045
4:00. Is that Starburns / Dino Stamatopoulos?
I forgot he was a writer on Late Night.

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>>79962229
You are a wicked cruel man.
I hope you die of consumption and dysentery.

>>79958158

>He doesn't even know that he has post a pic with a sharpie in his asshole before anyone will believe he's legit.


Fucking newfags

Come back to Finland ;__;
I'll warm up sauna and make some mämmi.

>>79962003
>>79962200
>>79962229
How fucking autistic do you have to be to keep up this charade for an entire thread?

>>79958158
you're a shit roleplayer dude. not funny at all and not clever.
fuck off

>>79958219
TBS

>>79962555
Almost 3 hours now

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Hey Conan I really enjoyed your surprise cameo on 'It's Always Sunny'

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I liked his role in Dr. Strange better. I can't believe he shaved his head.