Reloaded>Matrix>Revolutions

>>79957804
wrong

>>79957804
Why does he look so skeptical about that ass?

Matrix>Reloaded>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Revolutions

>>79957804
*toot*

Why didn't he bury his face in that ass?

>>79957804
Reloaded is severely underrated, except for the absolutely awful cave rave scene its pretty damn good, has probably the best fight scenes in the trilogy, but its not better than Matrix. Revolutions is gutter trash.

BRT

>>79957958
*brrrhhhappppp*

>>79957804
Matrix=kino
Reloaded=flick
revolutions=shouldn't-even-exist-tier

>>79958034
*sniff sniff sniff*
ah yes...the most pungent one yet, my dear...

Does he have a key for that ass?

>>79957804
I, too, have sometimes posted bait.

>>79957804
wtf is that shooped?

>>79959483
What does your heart tell you?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJhvWGVf1Sg

>>79957851
he knows that it comes with a price

>>79957804
Good taste OP. Same here

>>79957958
>>79958034
>>79958378
Never change /tv/.

i said hop in

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>>79957804
Ahh Trinity, my childhood crush

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>>79957804
>dodge this

>>79957804
This is quite obvious, so can we discuss animatrix instead? The best story is Matriculated, but what about the best? Kids story was damn good, too. Can we agree Program the worst?

>>79959615
aw ye boi

>>79962439
World Runner/ghost house are amazing.

>>79962908
World record was good, but still mid tier. Beyond was up there though.

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>>79959615

>>79959641
underrated

Matrix>the car chase>the battle with the 1000 Agent Smiths>3 or 4 scenes from the other 2 movies>reloaded>revolutions>the architect>creamed chicken kid>the ones that died>jada pinketts perma-frown

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>>79957804

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

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>hop in *BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFHFHLPPFffffff........ BRR R r r r r r r r....rrrrrBRAPPPFFFTHHPPPpppppp....*

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What do think he's thinking at that very moment when she stretched her ass towards him gesturing for him to "hop on"?

>>79963552
Yeah, maybe shut your your computer for a while and go for a walk..

>>79963552
>someone literally wrote this

>>79964636
>hurr durr someone actually wrote this
fucking reddit

>>79957851
because she got a nice ass but he's too classy to fuck some greasy-haired emo girl

>be old asian guy
>young white women tell you to "hop on" everywhere you go

these threads are the only reason i revisit /tv/

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>>79963552

animatrix>everything else

>>79964636
straight from our local autists at /r9k/

>>79957804
>Puke is better than shit
ok OP i agree

>>79958006
The fight of neo with plenty smiths is awful just watch it, my PS2 makes better graphics than that shit.

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>>79963552

>>79963552
>>79961820
>>79958378
>>79958034
>>79957958
I know this is childish immature humor, and I never really thought farts were that funny. But adding a layer of irony to it makes it hilarious to me.

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>>79963552

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>>79957851
>Why does he look so skeptical about that ass?
Because he can do better.

He is, after all, the keymaster, who has the keys to unlock every lock!

these are my favorite threads on /tv/

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>>79963622
>this

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>>79963552

>>79963552
never masturbated to a post before

>>79964636
this

>>79958006
>Reloaded is severely underrated, except for the absolutely awful cave rave scene its pretty damn good, has probably the best fight scenes in the trilogy, but its not better than Matrix.
My exact thoughts

>>79963552
I just came

>>79969856
>except for the absolutely awful cave rave scene

Most nerds who love The Matrix would be hiding in the corner behind a stalagmite, watching their waifus from 3rd grade stink up the place with the chads.

>>79957804
Me and you are probably alone in this universe, but I agree OP.

>>79963552
Welp. That's enough /tv/ for tonight

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr it sure is cold tonight, gang

>>79957913
this

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hop on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zFgkJ-ymhQ

Wachowskis most to least kino:

1. The Matrix
2. Bound
3. Speed Racer
4. The Matrix: Reloaded
5. Jupiter Ascending
6. Cloud Atlas
7. The Matrix: Revolutions

>>79957804
Matrix is so much better than both the sequels.

Not up for debate.

>>79963552
never seen this pasta before kek'd heartily

>>79963552

You are the poet David bowman needed in 2001 a space odessey

>>79957913

I'd put a few more meme arrows before Reloaded but this guy gets it

>>79968528

Just squint a little and pretend it holds up

>>79972471

Cloud Atlas > Jupiter Ascending

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>>79963552

>>79968528
>The fight of neo with plenty smiths
jesus christ, it's called the burly brawl.

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>>79971617

>>79958006

This so fucking much.

Reloaded is the Episode One of the Matrix sequels: a pretty decent movie with some utterly killer sequences in it that was really only a couple AWFUL casting/story/directing decisions away from being every bit as good as it's iconic forebears, that ended up being demeaned because it wasn't as good as they were and lead to some utterly horrific sequels.

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>>79963552
that's some shitty pasta

>>79957804
brep