IM ALL IN

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Ya'll sure 'bout that, son?

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>>79955251
R.I.P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yWaSfGosbQ
Is this retardkino?

>>79955328
more like matt retard

>>79955328
Why is he expected to call/check/bet first? I dont play competitive poker, but I assumed it was random

>>79955485
He's on the small blind, so he's the last to chip in on pre-flop and first in every subsequent round

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Never thought i'd see POKERPOSTIN on this board

>>79955199
>>79955251

I loved watching Poker After Dark when poker was still a cool thing to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHNho7H2sZQ

>>79955703
>the days of hellmuthkino are gone and they're never coming back

just end it

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>>79955572
I know what all of that means.

>>79955887
The dude was arguably the best bluffer(sic) ever.

>>79955895
The flop is when the first three community cards are revealed, the turn is when the fourth is revealed and the 'river' is when the fifth is revealed, so pre-flop is just when people are checking, folding or raising based on their hole cards.

You have two forced bets, the big and small blinds (with the big blind being the minimum) that rotate along the table clockwise along with the dealer position, so the turn of play with fairly progress around the table.

>Durrr still held captive in a cave by Macau businessmen

bring our boy home Mr President

>>79955895
Nigga texas holdem is possibly the easier game to understand ever, why do you think its so popular with americans

Is poker still a thing on american tv? I loved watching High Stakes Poker years ago

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>deuce 4 off-suit under the gun

i'm all-in

>>79956050
Not really. The poker tv shows in the US were all sponsored by pokerstars/full tilt to bring in new players. But ever since those sites were banned here, they don't have a reason to do the shows anymore.

>>79955199
True Dwankino is going all in with 5 7 off suit preflop.

>>79955328

>I was in a movie about poker once
>I'm a poker player

Is Daniel /ourguy/?

>>79956170

Can you play with money here through a vpn? Will the IRS be pissed?

>>79956224
Affleck is actually pretty good. Damon not so much.

>>79956102

>end up with quads deuce every time


why is poker so unfair ?

>>79955328
>those comments

oh my god i'm dying

>>79956445
People do it. The problem isn't with the IRS though, the risk is with the sites catching you. If they find out you're vpning, they'll ban you and keep your money.

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Oh in, six mirrion.

>>79956102
>big chip leader early on
>goes all in every hand for the rest of the session

>>79956606

How would they find out? And how would you avoid that?

>>79956301
justin is /tv/ incarnate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvLswlcSyUg

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>>79955703
why is this allowed

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>>79955815
>tfw back in high school, staying up late playing wow/video games with poker after dark in the background on my shitty TV, comfy as fuck

pls take me back

>>79955703
poker kino used to be the comfiest shit ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhNQ_zgAfjg

>>79956741
My understanding is that people usually just get caught by fucking up themselves. Like they'll post on a social media account showing that they're in the US on the same day they're playing. The sites have security teams that will go to lengths to check these things if they suspect something.

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Post your P O K E R K I N O
https://youtu.be/5AhD7DFPybg

>>79956999
cheked

hansen was the shit like 10 years ago, to much of a chad tho

sniff.

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>>79957360
https://youtu.be/K9Am0D87tEc

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>>79957360
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>79956102

your boipussy will never be rammed by Gus and Antonious ;_;

>>79957221
>>79957221

So I could just make sure I set up my vpn before using the client every time and be golden? Sounds too good to be true.

Remember that weird time we pretended like this nigger knows what he's doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYfFJRHx_q4

>>79955199
IM HIDING OUT IN CAMBODIA TRYING TO AVOID THE MAN WHO'S TRYING TO BEAT ME AND TAKE MY MONEY BECAUSE IM TOTALLY BROKE

>>79956050
They steam a lot of tournaments on Twitch now.

>>79957465

She was my pokerfu until I realized she is just another Bilzerian whore

>don't play poker at all
>can't stop watching poker vids on YouTube
Why is this? Also why is Durr so based?

Will Kassouf is LITERALLY our guy lads.

>>79957523

You can't use netflix with a vpn, what makes you think you could get into a billion dollar industry with one? The will catch you instantly. I doubt you'd even be able to create an account

>>79955703
>>79955887
>not Mike "The Mouth" Matusow

Plebs.

>>79955199
Please stop making this thread, no one cares about autism-shuffle anymore.

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Tony G is the real life Australian shitposter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hDrrcx3eS4&t

>>79957523
Yes, there are players who do this. Keep in mind that will ask for proof of residency in whatever country you're claiming to be from, and that is hard to fake.

Alternatively, you can just play on one of the sites that still accepts US players.

>>79957613

He did nothing wrong

Man I live in Nevada I need to do a Poker Tournament. Tournaments can be dirt cheap too like 40 bucks for something that can take hours to complete.

Best dwankino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fSqkhN9Rqk0

>>79957702
>Australian
>And Lithuanian
Deadly

>>79956771
kek

Apparently Dwan lost a 20m hand last year

>>79957955
just a swing

>>79957702
Tony G is one of those low-class players that remind you immediately why he never gets a seat with the big dogs.

>>79957360
Nice

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I'd fuck Annette and her chubby cheeks raw.

In the main event how high up do you have to finish to get your entry fee back?

>>79957494
>>79957360
wew

Someone post Tilly. She has nice boobs

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who /chaotic neutral/ here?

>>79955904
>best bluffer
>not based Jamie "I thought you said top top" Gold

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>>79958140
pleb choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgrj7oud37A

>>79958324
She's plain terrible, though I do love how her tits are blatantly on show every game.

>>79957360
https://youtu.be/iYLsxdGaEUQ?t=246
How did he vanish that fast?

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>I had trips

>>79955904
>be a nit
>only play AA in position
>like 90% WR @ river
>Phil: 'this time I'm going to bet with only the third nut'
>everyone folds because he is a fucking nit
>'wow, such a good bluff' 'i'm the greatest poker player'

I doubt he would be able to beat NL50 in pokerstars today

>>79958377
I know I just wanted to see her tits.

>>79955703
always wanted to talk Poker on 4chan
on which board is it discussed?

>when you realise most of the poker videos you watch are 10 years old

>>79958562
/asp/

>>79958562
/sp/ has game threads for the wsop main final table, but I've never seen poker threads aside from that on any board

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>>79958452
He just seagal-floated

>>79958562

When /biz/ was created there were poker generals the first couple of weeks. We used to post stats, give advice about hands, etc. It died though

>>79958755
more segal

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>>79956622

>>79958169
Well last year was 357/6737

>>79958078
He's been on countless big name poker TV events.

>>79957702
10:28 is the funniest Poker moment of all time
>Did you believe me again Phil?
Maximum fucking kek

>>79959221
Fuck that guy really rubs it in

well fuck time to play Zoom again

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>>79958789

is Justin Schwartz /our guy/ ??

>>79956050
>>79956170
I'll find it on one the espn channels every now and then.

I do not play regularly, but watching WSOP is surprisingly comfy.

>>79958492
underrated post

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>Danny boy had a twitch stream
>From some mansion in Monaco
>Tried to learn hearthstone
>Joked about throwing money at his viewers

Fuck Americans and the stick in their collective arses about gambling

I used to earn my beer money on Pokerstars before they shut it down

>>79955199
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvy6g58-kU

>>79961522
Fuck McKeehan he memed his way to victory with his autism stare

>>79957702

Wow, what a fucking cunt. Seriously. I had to quit about a third a way in where he started losing and basically had a meltdown walking around bitching about how he didn't get what he wanted.

Literal manchild with way too much money on his hands.

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>>79955199
>Used to play pokerstars at school when I was bored
>Tfw constantly going all in and ruining every game

>>79961684
>his autism stare
my sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkVkBmQnOh8

>tfw no one ever taught you how to play poker or card games

>>79961879
>not just learning online
Fuck off to /r9k/, whiny little faggot.

>>79961183
This is the life of a poker player
https://youtu.be/k760i8Oupyc

>>79961833
I watched the whole thing, he was good but unbelievably lucky at the same time.

>>79961900
>not spending 15hrs a day on rec.gambling.poker shitposting Maverick, Mike Caro and "Barbara Yoon"

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>I dont mind either the check or raise against his range here.

Is there still anything comparable to the old high stakes poker around? It was super comfy.

I watched some twitch poker streams, but useless if there aren't any personalities involved.

>>79963473
I saw Helmuth on a Twitch tourney not long ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJD0Hn7yVG0

Is this pokerkino?

>>79955703

Fuck this guy. Seriously.

>Bitches about people calling his raises with KQ suited
>Calls other people's raises with J9

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What the fuck is this guy's problem?

>>79958492

Best poker meme.

>>79965271
Is that Martin Shkreli

>>79965505

Justin Schwartz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9j0QLFW4WI&t=9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M26Cx7IEWl0

>>79956771
why is there so many jews in wsop, everytime i watch the main event there's so many

how the hell do I get good at poker when I'm getting shit hands 98 percent of the time

>>79966225
should of invested in a higher Luck stat

>>79963473

Sometimes there is big cashgames at King's Casino and they are streamed on twitch. philbort, based Antonius and others playing big, but not anything quite like Poker after dark. Those were the times man.

Btw what do you think of ma boy fedor holz? Retiring at 22, what a fucking sicko

>>79961758
Tony G is actually pretty based.
His table talk is just an act he puts on for low level pros or nits to throw them off their game.
He especially likes to do this to internet pros that aren't used to the pressure of a live game.
Away from the table he actually gives a sizable chunk of his winnings to charity. Even Daniel Negreanu commented on this (can't remember which show)

>>79966225
If you're playing 6max tables, your cards shouldn't even matter.

>tfw just gave up my dream of being a pro poker player 2 weeks ago
its been a long road but i just cant take the swings anymore

>>79966588

really?

well shit

I guess I'm just bad then

I try to play conservative with free money and do some cheeky bluffs every now and then but I always get fucked by dudes with a ton of money who just don't give a fuck

>>79966651

what format were you playing?

>>79966688
NLHE 6max online
i was beating 50nl but got destroyed taking shots at 100nl and am just calling it quits for now

>>79966739

is the number just the blinds?

>>79966739

Yep, it's though, unless you are a sicko like OTB who destroyed everyone at every stake lol

I would suggest to you to give a shot at low stakes MTTs, people from cashgames usually play them good since you have a better understanding at real poker that mtt donks. But on the other hand, you will have even more variance, that's for sure.

>>79957360
God not showing the players cards is so much better its ridiculous.

>>79957494
YOU GOT GOT

Pokerkino coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhNQ_zgAfjg

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>It's a Phil Laak and Antonio Esfandiari episode

>>79957531
is this still a blacking

>>79957614
most people set up an account via europe/asia, then log into a vps and play.

>>79966820
you divide the number by 100, so 50nl the blinds are 25c and 50c. In live it's different, they usually just say 1/2, but that's cos you can often buy in much deeper stacks.

>>79968631
yeah I kinda complicated things there by mentioning live, usually casinos don't play lower than 1/2 (online 200nl equivalent) or 1/1

>>79956997
>playing wow

Sorry, anon, but you were a faggot. Going back would only reveal that to you and you'd kill yourself.

>>79960139

what are the dying kids from again

>>79957369
he got destroyed online and is too much of a degen for poker nowadays, people stopped respecting his raises.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LkxseGz5NM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTDeuE5T3A
favorite poker vid

>>79969293

>Have KK
>Opponent has Ax

Ace on the board guaranteed.

>>79965759
Tell me about Schwartz. Why does he wear the mask?

>it's a gavin smith gets drunker and drunker but this only gets under ivey's skin until gavin beats him episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCIaHoXjZVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQzXPQKeIrw

>>79968966
Problem Child 2

Do poker players make jokes about the cards? Like if there are three kings do they go "Uh oh, looks like the KKK has arrived, hide all your black suits!"

>>79970131
no never

>>79970211
well they should lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7M2__J4c1s

this is the video that sold me on Laak

he brings the funniest and oddest table talk and almost every time shows how out of place he is against the big names in the game

and he's married to Jen Tilly
I fucking love this guy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHNho7H2sZQ&t=249s
this is another great Laak performance too

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>>79972117
Will durrrr ever return?

It still hurts to this day that Ivey didn't make this call.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSqkhN9Rqk0

How hard it is to become a professional poker player? It seems like it would be a lot of fun and they make bank. Also didn't a couple of celebrities end up becoming pro poker players?

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>>79972416
Both of these guys.

>>79955199
Did durr get btfo here?

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>I LOVE LADY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ia-vQiZJs&index=14

>>79972573
This is fantastic.

>>79955199
God I miss Full Tilt.

>>79966916
it's not God who chooses to have cameras for that or not

>>>/asp/

>>79958562
/tv/ is best because we understand true poker kino.

>>79960813
>autistic
>physically repulsive
>hated by everyone who meets him
>prone to outbursts
>looks like he smells bad

Yes he's definitely /ourguy/

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>tfw I never understood poker, and still don't

I just really cant grasp my head around all the cards and which is better or not and I really just cant be arsed to

I would also say it one of those sports that just show how shitty this world is, really brings the worst out in people

Remember when they had celebrities playing poker on E!?

Comfy times.

>>79972416
It's pretty hard, though depends where you live. If you eat sleep and breath poker for 2+ years you could expect to beat 25nl and make around $700 pm

>>79958562
falls into so many boards..
/tv/
/sp/
/tg/
/asp/
/biz/

Maybe a thread in /vg/ might not be a bad thing. Just most threads end in people sperging about online being rigged or how it's full of bots, literally no fun.

>>79976724
>>>/vg/169871205
in case anyone is interested

>>79956102
Gus was GOAT poker player. it sucks without him

jason mercier is a bad reg

>>79977049
When your style resembles a generic russian spewfish it's hard to stick around.

>>79977078
What's up guys
Doug Polk here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYLsxdGaEUQ

>>79961183
>Tried to learn hearthstone
How'd he do?

>>79977656
went Legend

>>79977692
Is that one of the top leagues?

>>79977738
it's the highest rank you can get, but then again Hearthstone is a children's card game. it's nothing impressive.

>>79977810
And he got that in his first placement, with much prior knowledge of the game? I just find it interesting that poker skills would transfer to Hearthstone like that

I feel like whenever i see poker and there's a few guys wearing huge black glasses and a hoodie up or a hat i just laugh because to me it's almost like a statement of how bad they are at a poker face.

Like, they're so fucking awful at this game they have to try wear a disguise while most people can play just fine looking normal.

>>79955815
>Q10 suited
>call

>>79957360
i put the bald retard on AK and backwards cap on AA, let's see if I'm right.

>>79978062
lol A3, and the all in bluff. donkey players man.

>>79974972
How can you not understand it? Having cards that look the same is good. Cards with higher numbers beat cards with lower numbers. You can exchange some cards you don't like and then bet based on how much you think you'll win.

That's pretty much it.

>>79978236
>You can exchange some cards you don't like

Jesus Grandpa, its time to get with the times

>>79978236
Are you talking about draw/ razz or someshit cos there aint no exchanging in holdem

>>79955328
kek

>>79977849

TCG game skills are very transferable.

Many top-level MTG guys play Poker professionally, because MTG is far harder.

>>79978236
>how to barely and also, not, describe poker the post

>>79978430
He's just talking standard 5 card poker. It is the original poker game, before holdem really became the default. I can't believe anyone still plays it, holdem is so much better its pretty baffling.

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I wish I understood Poker better to be entertained by shit like this.

I still don't know what the fuck checking and calling is.

>>79978480
Check = no one has bet and you also choose to not bet
Call = someone has bet and you match their bet

>>79978480
I can barely remember how to play regular poker, which I used to when I was a kid, and I can't play texas check 'em at all, but I still just watched 40 minutes of poker on youtube and enjoyed it.

What's the poker game where "knock" called? I vaguely remember playing that when I was little sometimes too

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I discovered Poke kino few years ago and watched all High Stake Poker/Poker After Dark/WSOP transmissions I could find.

This shit is hilarious and brilliant at the same time. Although that's partially because they don't show those 1000 boring hands that happened in between.

Also I wished pic related was more active in recent years.

>>79969293
Holy shit man the psychological aspect of poker is so appealing

>>79965759
what did Schwartz do in the first vid? my english is shit

>>79972219
He never left. Thing is Poker earnings are highly overrated and come with selling your persona more than anything. The reason why Hellmuth is so respected even though he plays like a donkey on TV is because he is one of few players that actually made a 20 million dollars profit after counting all loans, debts etc. All those 100k/1 million buy-ins you keep hearing about actually belong to shady people who borrow cash to players as "sponsors".

Durr went bankrupt after this whole Tilt poker fiasco and he owed money to loads of people which lead to rumors that he is actually chained in some mafia's casino while being forced to make them money. That's just a rumor though.

Nowadays majority of them including Durr moved to Asia and continue playing against filthy rich businessmen that are fine with throwing away millions. Plus they aren't getting butt fucked by taxes.

>>79966225
Read a book.

>>79978669
He was basically giving a player advice and pointing out Negreanu's tendencies, and saying anything that can affect the current hand that is taking place as a bystanded is off limits and just a shitty thing to do as a poker player. Could have ruined the hand for one of the players when he wasn't even participating in it

>>79978819
wow what an ass

>>79966225

online poker is over-saturated with microstakes "geniuses" who just grind 10 tables at once in the most robotic and by the numbers fashion, and if you try to learn poker online this is pretty much the way you will be taught. which is fine for grinding a lot of hands and getting to know the odds / values, and making a very small investment last a long time or even a small profit.

the thing is, its boring as all fuck and that style doesn't translate very well to no/high-stakes live tournament play, since there shouldn't usually be any cheap flops. unless everyone sucks. then your cards don't even matter, just play position.

so both are useful, online for grinding the math, and reading theory / live play for playing position/people. live is just a lot more fun. i don't know if its possible in US outside of vegas, but here you have small local stuff in pubs etc.

also its still gambling, sometimes you are shit out of luck and lose all night, no matter what.

>>79955328
Eh, his tell early on was prettt awful but I don't blame him for checking the river. The board is paired, any bet and I reckon the other guy would be out of there.

>>79966225
just fold and play the 2% of hands

once you get a good hand, crush someone

then fold shit hands until you can crush someone again

then you fold and then you bluff because people will think you only play with good cards

>>79956170
>poker sites banned
>sports betting banned

Why do Americans believe they are free?

>>79956622
industrial sized kek

>>79956622
Bond had absolutely no business going in with that hand

>>79979276
...but anon, sometimes the cards don't come.

>>79977930

A QTs flip really isn't that weird there, he's heads up in a tourney and knows Laak isn't going to waste an actual hand scaring away a limp.

>>79958492
>twips

>>79966739
>>79966839
MTTs are just brutal. Have to play so many at a time to make it worth it and still put up with losing like 80% of the time

such a sick feelin on a deep run though

>reminisces about pokerstars sunday millions when US could play

>>79979276

It's not 2002 bro, you'll be eaten alive if you play like a tagfish.

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>mfw i'm a pro poker player and it's super comfy

>>79972416
hard way to make an easy living

you have to put in a ridiculous amount of study and play to move up the ladder, and variance is brutal

worse odds than opening up a small business i'm sure. like 98% of people are just donating money to the best players

>>79979575
that's only one strategy and you always drop it if someone catches on

>>79972416

If you wanna play NLHE? It'll take longer than a college degree for you to turn a noteworthy profit.

If you wanna play PLO8? You can start making money tomorrow.

I have no idea why the fuck people play holdem, especially online. PLO8 is a licence to print money.

>>79969293
>that triple check

Nerves of fucking steel I must say

playing live is super fun as long as you can afford it

you gotta know basic strategy (which you can learn much cheaper at online stakes) and not play scared money

you will feel like an nervous open book the first few times you play. the rush when you get in a big hand is nuts

>>79979623
whats your secret champ? I think i read Hellmuth's take a while back and it was just play A2xx only

>>79979147
Table games are legal in most states now.

>>79979147
>gambling has been reduced to a grind
how boring

>>79978236
>you can exchange some cards you don't like

For real, when was the last time anyone played this in real life, anywhere in the world?

>>79979766
whenever i'm home people will play 5 card draw or 31

no one is busting out a chipset to play hold em for family games around the holidays. too much work involved

>>79979766

>Around 70 tournaments in the WSOP
>Not a single classic 5 Card Draw tournament

This is kinda sad, desu. It's a fun game, and I'm far better at it than NLH. Meanwhile, there are several tournaments for shit like 2-7 draw where you can exchange cards up to three times and the worst hand wins.

does anyone remember the bill filmaff videos???


absolute fucking kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKqg6MhLJGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKqg6MhLJGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKqg6MhLJGI

the whole final table is great

>>79979875
>i dont know what to do here
>i tried to insult them in the text chat

>>79979726

The only advice I can give that you won't find in a basic PLO guide is to call anyone who 3bets because they are essentially playing face up. Especially in position. Especially if you've seen them cbet already.

Every fish in every room at every stakes 3bets AA2x. This gives you the chance to stack them with hands like two pair on an unpaired board or trips, which would normally be absurdly marginal hands to get it in with in PLO8, but if you're heads up with someone who reraised preflop, you already know three of their cards and can be sure you're ahead most of the time in those spots.

I think people avoid niche games because they assume they're only populated by seasoned players, but that couldn't be further from the truth. Omaha and Stud HiLo games are packed with easy money and are orders of magnitude softer than NLHE.

>>79956102
That cunt stole $5,000 of mine and it took nearly ten years before the cunts who bailed Full Tilt out, gave it back. I want to unironically kill Gus Hansen and that faggot who looks like Rob Zombie.

>>79979766

Lowball draw is popular as fuck bro. It's also in mixed games.

>>79979875

tuff fish is the kinoest of all poker kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eba_MRic65o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boPgBX24iLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI4KMQ25gq8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Beik5y0o0v4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEk9ZT49_b0&t=60s

>>79957360
Jason "comfy time streamer" something narrating... good good

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>you will never be cool enough to play poker

>>79980438
you don't have a cap and sunglasses?

This shit is literally the most rigged thing in existence.