/tv/ humour thread

>>79953725
more like reddit humour thread lmao

>>79953776
show me what you've got, it was just an example

>>79953725
It's called "humor", learn to spell English, you fucking inbreed.

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>>79953830

>>79953903
You don't get to tell the originators of the language how to spell, you inbred bloody hillbilly yank bastard.

>>79953903
kill yourself americuck

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Holy shit Brendan died!?

>>79953994
>t. "wa-uh, huhb, et. al."

>>79953994
>>79954001
Well considering we dont speak in a stupid fucking accent, and we have done more for our countrymen in years than you have for yours in Centuries. I'd say we have more control over how to spell and say certain words you tea drinking fuck.

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>>79953725

>>79954074
>Well considering we dont speak in a stupid fucking accent
Your accent is that of a gay man with a lisp.
>and we have done more for our countrymen in years than you have for yours in Centuries
By being a less than 60% white 3rd world country that's laughed at by the entire world?
You probably think you're think you're being an epic troll right now but in reality you're just showing how insecure and sensitive Americucks are to everything.
Save yourself the emotional effort and don't reply to this.

>>79954149
>a gay man with a lisp
That would be an English accent, mate.

The rest of your post is accurate.

>>79954231
are you telling me that the same voice that gays put on and the american accent aren't one in the same?
wew lad

>>79954251

You can get to a level where it really doesn't matter if you're meming or not, it's just a deranged mind.

>>79954149
>Your accent is that of a gay man with a lisp
Your accent is that of spastic with ADHD - over-the-top, slurred, and full of those absolutely DISGUSTING rolling r's. What you guys did to the English language is the ultimate symbol of the international disaster known as American culture.

>>79954494
Shit, wrong person D:

>>79954112
this is really really well done

>>79954251
Context?

>>79954782
good ol' ass snack

>>79954112
Fuck this is good.

>>79954359
I know this is a joke pic but that first story is clearly based on a true story about Matthew Broderick. Are any of the other stories based off of real celebrity incidents?

>>79954108
>Tumblr humor thread

>>79954112
That is very good but I don't get the Nolan one.

>>79955007
I think the joke is that Nolan's movies, like Squidward's painting, are pretentious garbage.

>>79954149
>>79954252
The English accent is almost universally recognized as gay, we just refer to it as "posh" because that's politically correct.

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>>79954051

>>79954818
what the fuck

>>79954478
audible kek

>>79955051
Oh, I guess that one's inaccurate then. Still a good image otherwise though.

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>>79955174

>>79954818
I'd like to watch whatever this is.

>>79955077
>The English accent

You only have to watch British TV for five minutes to hear a dozen different English accents, m8.

>>79953725
>tfw someone reposted my repost of a tweet

>>79955290
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

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>>79955337
>muh microdialects

>>79955007
The joke in spongebob was when squidward painted a shit painting, and pretentiously called it "Bold and Brash." Then the janitor strolls through and keks and says "more like belongs in the trash" and throws it away

>>79955401
Oh! Thanks. I remember being interested in that years ago but it's been so long I'd completely forgotten what it looks like.

>>79955414
Then the 'gay' posh accent is the microdialect. The broadest accents by far all the chav ones

>'ow ya goin m8

>>79955438
>and keks
...

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>>79953725
Bonus.

>>79955469
Rip /film/

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>>79954112
Leone

>>79955738
what the fuck

>>79955705
That was five years ago. I need to get out of there.

>>79954997
>yet another /pol/tard gets trigerred on /tv/ episode

>>79953903
>Americans invent English and teach it to the world
>Other "cultures" change the way the words are spelled to try to be "unique"
this is why we have to build the wall

>>79955705
This isn't considered "funny" to the neo/tv/ though
It's why swaglord&co made sure to purge most of them

>>79954108
I hate this /pol/ shit, even tripfags like Bellatap were more entertaining than ((them)

>>79954412
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Creepypasta_Wiki

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>>79954818
never seen this...so is he munching butt, or just sniffing ass?

>>79955227
>Robert Cop
>Ray Liotta
>Optical Prime

>RAY LIOTTA
My sides

>>79955947
Is this why she came out as a fag?

>>79954112
>anderson
that is perfect

>>79956026
you missed the best one
>THE FURNITURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT

>>79955553
>>pinterest

>>79954359
Kek

>>79954868
What the fuck

>>79954112
wonderfully done

>>79954112
brilliant

>>79954478
>not wanting to name your kid because of a movie
is it bad this is something i could see myself doing

>>79955166
kek, this isnt funny to anyone on earth but us unlucky few

>>79956849
/tv/ ruined TDKR for me, I actually caught a rerun a few days ago on TV and I couldn't stop giggling like a retard at the plane scene

shit thread everybody in it except me kys

>>79955738
I don't get it...

>>79955166
>ANAKIN?

>>79955798
>Our unevolved language is the superior one

Do Brits really think this? You tried to update your language and you started calling Televisions "magical fairy tale tellers". You've been passed up in cultural influence and GDP, and you're still furious about it. So angry that you can't tear your eyes away from our landscape. You physically cannot stop paying attention.

>>79955657
PEEBLES AND MARCY ARE NOT SAME SEX COUPLE THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS REEEEEEEEEE

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>>79955166
>Uh, you don't get to bring gems.

>>79955705

Thanks to the mods for replacing these based autists with /poltard filth

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MARR?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zlIGxpFMvj

>>79954074
>american accent
>not stupid

Choose one

>>79958647
Americans don't have an accent fuckface. It's the default baseline way of speaking.

>>79958816
Dear lord. As an American I request that you shut the fuck up you ignorant cock gobbler. We have dozens of accents in the united states. Everyone who speaks English has an accent that sounds strange to everyone from everywhere else. You uncultured swine.

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>>79955790
nah just laughing at you guys lol

>>79956480

I don't get in.

>>79959068
>being baited

just don't reply

>>79953954
4UUUUUUUUUUUU

>>79954051
I would actually buy this.

>>79956480
I thought it was a mirror

>>79954902
kek

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>>79960341

https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw

>>79961501
I actually watched the whole thing yesterday

It saddens me that I will never be that committed to a joke

>>79954640
This is an even comedy, this is half of the fucking world.

>>79959646
hon hon

>>79962083
Are you aware they have an almost 5 hours sketch? the last 15 minutes are absolutely nuts.

>>79961501
good lord what the hell am I watching

>>79959646
Literally Autism: The Post

>>79962296
The best hour of your life

>>79961501
>that whole channel
Holy fucking shit. And I thought I had seen it all.

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>remembering the good times
>seems like so long ago now

>>79961501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrGurGUzBII

I'm confused. Very confused.

>>79954074

>had to get help from the french for independence

don't know how you live with that humiliation tbqh

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>>79954902
gold

>>79954112
I dont understand the Nolan and Carpenter references. Otherwise pretty good.

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>>79954688
>ywn get to see Seagal's comedy rape sketch

>>79962255
yeah, I saw that
I skipped to the end after 5 minutes

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>>79953725

>>79955212
h e l l o
r e d d i t

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>the current state of tripfags

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

>>79954841
This was about Inception wasn't it? I remember how for the first few weeks everyone loved it then later everyone said it was contender for shittiest movie of the ever.

Whatever happen to that tripfag that would post Bella everyday? Or Abtap or whoever he was that would post about Avatar

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always relevant

>>79962769
>Elaine?

>>79955777
>>79957395
[s4s] joke from 2013, it's not meant to mean anything
you pretend it's funny

MSAROTFL

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>>79963399

>>79962473
>i bet the dj's never even heard of kavinsky

kek

>>79963683
>tfw I bought OutRun on LP and haven't even seen Drive

>>79955790
Do you babies ever get tired of your /pol/ boogeyman?

>>79953994
Can't stand the bantz!

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>>79963635

>>79954902
Thank you

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>>79962904
HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

>>79962833
seems more like tumblr humor to me baka

No one's gonna post the "Time to Watch Transformers" image?

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>>79954902

>>79964382
I don't think you can put the borg on a political compass. They might as well be a swarm of bees

>>79954112
pls explain carpenter

>>79955746
underrated post

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>>79964382
>>79954902
So we're getting political, eh?

>>79953776
4chan's been Reddit for the past few years, newfriend.

>>79953776
its time to stop.

>>79955007
>>79962750
Francis Bacon. He used his paintings as an influence for the Joker.

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Guys, pls

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La La Land was alright, but it was kinda overrated

>>79954112
keke that fincher one

>>79958608
Kek

>>79962750
>>79964472
the little fish man looks like carpenter