>audience awaits in anticipation

You're just reeeing now. You have nothing else.

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Imagine being an American and having to be all like "damn, Donald, you fuckin' presidential, all diplomatic with your isolationist policies and costly, ineffective border wall. I would totally re-elect you, both my edgy /pol/ persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is have a liveable working wage for him and his future children.. Like seriously imagine having to be American and not only sit on your couch while Trump flaunts his tiny hands on Fox news, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, week after week, while he abused the english language and gave borderline-autistic handshakes to foreign ambassadors. Not only having to tolerate his self-serving "muslim ban" and his childish attitude as everyone in the white house tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DONALD SIGNS THINGS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his orange fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been living under nothing but a healthy diet of right-leaning centrists and conservatives and later alleged socialists for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the suburbs in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the taco-bowl that's sitting on his writing desk as he gives you a thumbs-up, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get sit there and revel in his "huge (for that is what he calls it)" wall, the ineffective eyesore he worked so hard planning with his establishment puppetmasters in the previous months. And then he calls for another rally, and you know you could knock over every garbage can on your campus before the riot cops could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking gen Y. You're not going to lose your future liberal arts career over this. Just bear it. Hide your coexist sticker and bear it.

>BAAAAAAAAARP

>TRUMP
Audience erupts in laughter.
>amirite
AHAHAHAHAA HE'S SO FUNNY

>STOP REMINDING ME HOW FUCKING STUPID THE PRESIDENT IS XD

"So, President Trump..."

>>79951422
nah, it's more about how lazy, repetitive and predictable it has become

>DUDE TRUMP LMAO

>Late night talk show host is...
>*/tv/ leans forward in anticipation*....
>a cuck!
>*/tv/ erupts in applause*

Dear
Donald
DRUMPFF

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>>79951393

>Donald Trump...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>IS STUPID!

YAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEHHHH!! HAHAHAHA!

...Donald Trump
>A numale rips his beard off as Colbert leans into the camera with his smug mug
Sucks Russian cock!
>The crowd explodes, a millennial woman quickly aborts her white fetus with a maniacal laughter echoing through the studio
Small hands!
>The nigger musician quickly plays a tune entirely out of sync and acts obnoxious
Hair!
>Those who haven't died from hypoxia yet are beginning to turn blue as they roll on to the floor
BIG
>The last numale left leans in, quickly gathering his breath
RUSSIAN
>He cannot wait, he is already having laughter seep out of his goatee'd grin
COCK
>He dies

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>>79951408
>this entire thing

>>79951393
>shit starts pouring out of pant legs to floor
>so America's great again, have you heard?

>>79951443

If Trump would stop reminding us he's stupid, it would be less repetitive, I would think.

>HURR LIBRULS AND THEIR PREDICTABUL FORMULAIC COMEDY AMIRITIE?
>>79951393
>>79951417
>>79951428
>>79951447
>>79951468
>>79951486
>>79951512

>>79951393

>CNN conducts a poll and 80% say they liked Trumps speech last night

Trump cucked CNN and now they are bending the knee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BnBmw-R2c

what will Stephan do when his out of touchness causes him to lose ratings?

>>79951588
Erm, no. It's hearing the same joke over and over again. Just stop telling the joke. If you claim to be a comedian, you have to have more material than just TRUMP IS SO DUMB LMAO

It's pure lazyness.

I consider myself a liberal and I used to like Colbert and co. But lately it's really been starting to bothering me. I can already tell you next show 90% is going to be about Trump and I'm sick of it. Is there really nothing else to talk about?

>>79951652
>19 replies, 18 posters

>>79951679
but there are different jokes, they're just consistently about trump because he's consistently in the news. it's not like they're literally repeating themselves like these the people who made these posts >>79951618

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>>79951679
>I consider myself a liberal

>>79951719
But the punchline is always the same dude.
>he's so dumb

>>79951743
that's the premise, not the punchline. and it's pretty hard to deny that he consistently says stupid shit

>>79951408
Kek, that was a pretty good edit.

>>79951739
No. It's the punchline.
>Trump did this
>Trump said that
>Can you believe it
>HE SO STUPID

YEAH WE KNOW, THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TELLING US FOR 2 YEARS NOW.

It didn't stop him from winning the election now, did it?

>>79951665

What's not to like about it? It was a good speech. The writer(s) did a good job.

It was also the same bullshit promises that contradict reality.

>>79951808
>It didn't stop him from winning the election now, did it?

>muh he won get over it defense when someone criticizes his stupidity

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>>79951816
>It was also the same bullshit promises

So far hes delivered on his promises though anon.

>that contradict reality.

You mean like the russian conspiracy you continue to shill? Or pissgate? Name 5 parts of his speech that contradicted reality

>>79951808
>It didn't stop him from winning the election now, did it?
yes, you certainly proved thre's no one too stupid for the repuiblican base to get behind

>>79951852
i'm not defending his stupidity
it's already established he's a moron

but he did win and now all butthurt faggots keep talking about their butthurt

get the fuck over it

it's like people are obsessed with trump at this point and it sickens me

>>79951852
>>79951882

you should realize that by bitching about EVERYTHING Trump does to the point where you make shit up actually ends up helping him because when you give an actual valid criticism of him, no one will take you seriously


Have you fucks never read the story of the Boy who Cried Wolf?

>>79951882
and what does that tell you about the left if they can't even beat a fucking moron?

>>79951868
>Name 5 parts of his speech that contradicted reality
Are you asking him to name 5 because you can easily name 4 yourself?

>>79951973
>didn't even name 1

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>>79951973

>he cant name 5 to back up his claim

lol

>>79951868
>You mean like the russian conspiracy you continue to shill?
you mean the one that intelligence agencies keep wanting to look into and you trump dickriders keep wanting to disappear?
>Or pissgate?
it's funny that you continually bring up this thing, which is widely acknowledged as unsourced and unproven, which is only 3 letters away from the thing that your side of the fence treats way more legitimately with way less real evidence
>>79951960
that they shouldn't have ran hillary clinton and done a shitty job of it, also that this wasn't one of the few times in history a party took 3 terms in a row
>>79951946
>to the point where you make shit up
like what? and also valid criticisms are taken seriously outside of the trumpcult

>>79952001
True, I didn't. Do you mind answering the question, though?

>>79952009
I didn't make any claims. I asked a question.

>>79952011
>that they shouldn't have ran hillary clinton and done a shitty job of it,
agreed, and adding to that, that bashing trump 24/7 has little to no effect on the results

but it seems like the left hasn't learned anything from this election, so they're going to make the same mistakes next election and then we'll have 8 years of DUDE TRUMP LMAO XDDD

>also that this wasn't one of the few times in history a party took 3 terms in a row
that's literally a non-argument, if they had a decent candidate that wasn't completely out of touch they could have won easily

if it was possible for Obama to run again he would have won easily

>>79952103
I asked the question first, you just fired it back at me. So if you answer the question, so will I.

>>79951868

Really? Where's the medicare bill that will be better?

>never mention russia
>muh russia

His talk of the raid was bullshit and contradicted what he just earlier that same fucking day. His job numbers are bullshit. His silly talk of the Jewish threats seemed quit odd considering he claimed they were false flags. His made no comments of the vetting that goes on for these refugees he's claimed slip by easily.

The same bullshit talking points with no touchstone in reality, anon. Not that you care.

>>79952156
>. His job numbers are bullshit.

no they arent

>>79952118
>but it seems like the left hasn't learned anything from this election, so they're going to make the same mistakes next election
just because trump held a campaign rally doesn't mean we're in the next election cycle already, it's way too early to make that call
>if it was possible for Obama to run again he would have won easily
no arguments there, also i guess the three consecutive terms things isn't actually that rare https://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/its-a-myth-that-a-third-term-for-a-president-of-the-same-party-is-rare/ but i still believe that the pendulum swinging back from 8 years of a democrat in office is a factor that cant be discounted in trump's win

>>79952103
>. I asked a question.

I know, to deflect from the fact that you cant answer my question

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GLOBAL WARMING
>audience awaits in anticipation
DON'T REAL
>audience erupts in applause

>>79952118

>agreed, and adding to that, that bashing trump 24/7 has little to no effect on the results

Yes, totally. Because of this, Trump should never be criticized. He won, get over it, amirite?

>if it was possible for Obama to run again he would have won easily

That goes without saying. Black people would show up to vote for Obama.

>>79952180

Yes, they are. Unless you think adding infrastructure work will add millions of jobs.

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>>79951739
>I consider myself a conservative
So you like sucking the government's dick huh anon?

Trump is the Left's Emmanuel Goldstein.

"Late Night" talk-shows are their Two Minutes Hate.

>>79952153
>>79952207
Could you repeat the question?

>>79952251
WOAH DOOD A 1984 COMPARISON THIS GUY GETS WUTS REELY GOING ON

>>79952245

>Conservatives
>sucking the government's dick

Holy shit, you even get this kind of shit backwards? You idiots can't even get your insults right.

I like how /pol/ accuses someone else of being unoriginal when they're still using the same couple of jokes they drove into the ground years ago. Even Baneposting is fresher than their material

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HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
>crowd leans forward in anticipation
MORE LIKE
>everyone gathers their breath
HILLARY ROTTEN CLINTON
>crowd erupts in applause
>everyone is cumming
>jizz flies everywhere
>America is great again

>>79952282

>he thinks conservatives don't make bank from the .gov

You do know the reason they're so big on military spending is because most bases are in the Republican South, right? Defense spending is little more than welfare to those states.

>>79952282
The government of this country is conservative. Trump is the establishment. /pol/ has been sucking on the establishment's throbbing cock for months now. They have become what they once fought against.

>>79952243
>Yes, they are

provide a valid source for your claim

> Unless you think adding infrastructure work will add millions of jobs.

how do you think infrastructure gets made? Magic?

Or are you some spoiled 18 year old that is disgusted at the idea of blue collar jobs?

>>79952221
Yea, that's what I said.

It's not that they talk even about the most insignificant tweets of Trump.
Who the fuck cares what he thinks about Meryl Streep? Is that the criticism you're talking about?

Get real.

>>79952118
>if it was possible for Obama to run again he would have won easily

Just like how Hillary had a 98% chance of winning, right?

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>>79952435
>Hillary had a 98% chance of winning
Nice meme

>>79952345

>Defense spending is little more than welfare to those states.

Except the military actually has a function and provides a service for the greater United States by existing.

No matter how butt-flustered the existence of the military makes you, Lefty, it's still more useful than that same money going to buy Jamal a new pair of Jordons and another couple months of Netflix while preventing him from having to get a job.

>>79952389

Is reality a valid source? Do you have any idea how many a million jobs is? Tell you what, go look at what Obama's "shovel ready" jobs accomplished.

Go jump off your roof. You'll be able to fly.

>>79952403

Who does that? Some dipshit on twitter or tumblr doesn't have any more sway on things than the idiots on here that cap some random C-list celeb complaining.

>>79952384

>The government of this country is conservative.

Fucking kek.

Is that why Trump can't even TEMPORARILY suspend immigration from a specific list of seven countries for a mere 90 days? Because the entire government is totally in his pocket?

>>79952489
>Who does that?
Jimmy Kimmel

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/2017/02/27/jimmy-kimmel-skewers-donald-trump-shows-support-overrated-meryl/

>>79952517
This. He might have the government in his hands, but he doesn't have anything on the shadow government.

>>79952465

A "meme" pushed left and right, night and day, up and down by the totally unbiased and trustworthy media conducting the polls.

Who just so happen to be the ones conducting the polls that determine Trump's supposedly "abysmal" approval-rating.

>>79952488

>consuming money while doing nothing makes the US greater

No, it doesn't. It's just as much of a waste as Jamal on the corner. The military overspends ridiculously just because it can. There is no need to keep troops at a high level in peace time.

>>79952527

>a late night talkshow host comments on a Trump tweet

Totally, man.

>>79951393
colbert is painfully dull
noah all the way

>>79952581

>while doing nothing

Simply by existing the United States military is performing a service.

Or are you some senile old hippie fuck that thinks all the armies in the world should (or even can) be immediately dismantled in the name of world peace, just like Jon Lennon said?

>>79952625
It's literally what this thread is about. I think you might have lost the plot here.

>>79952517
getting pushback on a shittily craftedexecutive order doesnt mean the government isn't conservative

>>79952389

>unemployment rate is 4.7%
>according to Trump this is 94 million people

>mfw there are 44 billion people in America

>>79951393

The thing that gets me about the Leftist media's constant, ceaseless attacks on Trump is their hypocrisy about it.

During the past 8 years, if any show dared do anuything even close to that to Obama (which was fucking rare), it was immediately labeled "dumb redneck" media for "tea-partiers" or some other such bullshit label.

But now that Trump's in office, that shit has spun around fast.

Dissent is apparently only patriotic when Republicans are in power.
When Democrats are in power, it's "racist".

>>79952641

>Simply by existing the United States military is performing a service.

Just like you, right? No, sitting your fat ass on a bunk or at home while drawing a check and getting discounts everywhere is not a service. The government spending millions on food that gets thrown away is not a service.

>>79952656

No, you commented "this is what the left does" in terms of constant criticism of Trump and chose an example of Trump being an idiot as proof. He was a dumbass there.

When they're doing late night spots about him eating at McD's or some actual benign shit, then you have something. Example: I saw some nitwit complaining that he puts ketchup on steak. That's cherry-picking horseshit that's embarrassing. But you don't see that on late night.

>>79952767
>Trump being an idiot as proof

So his opinion on Meryl Streep is a proof of his idiocy? What if I agree that she's overrated? I don't think he stepped out of line there. It's his opinion on something unrelated to politics.

And late night shows are full of shit like this. Then when they bring up something that's actually relevant, it's already drowned in irrelevant shit that nobody cares anymore.

>>79952561
Wasn't that one shitty poll conducted by ABC or whoever? Most aggregates of reputable polls like 538 had Trump around 28/29%

>>79951680
All me.

>80 replies
>11 posters
really gets the noggin jogging

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>>79952994
>11 posters
that's images posted you fucking retarded redditor

The epitome if liberal comedy

>>79951618
being this triggered. your late night '''comedy''' shows are shit mate. get fucked.

SEVEN YEARS AND ELEVEN MONTHS TO GO