OIL?

CIA NAPKINS

>WRITE THIS DOWN
>M A R S
>MARS BITCHES

>>79950298
RED ROCKS

Japan is sending Playstations.

>>79950167

>tfw there won't be a new season of the show that does a sequel to black Bush with black Trump

>"SNL is defunct. Bring back In Living Color! That shit was the bomb." -- Tweeted at 3:00 A.M.

>"We're gonna have the Winter whitehouse in Atlanta. While we're on that topic, Lil Jon is now speaker of the house."

The cradle of fucking civilisation!

>>79950167
It's Oy?

>>79950167
>oh wait, you don't have an army! I guess that means you should shut the fuck up! Shut. The. Fuck. Up!

>>79950258
Pray to god you dont drop that shit

Bitch you cooking?

Ridiculous! RIDICULOUS!

When is Dave getting out of that loony bin in South Africa?

>Got t-rex eggs
>shit tastes wild!

>oh my god it's hatching!
>cuts of it's head and drinks the fountain of blood

the 'lost' episodes had some good sketches

THEY GOT ALUMINUM TUBES

>>79950930
Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?

ALUMINUM

>>79950643
Black Trump would make KFC great again
It's really gone downhill

>>79950167

Oil? Who said anything bout oil; you cookin' bitch?

I'VE GOT FORTY NATIONS

READY TO ROLL SON

>>79951273
Like who?

>>79951273
Like who?

>>79951304
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?

The UN should sanction me, sanction me with your army...OH WAIT.

CRADLE OF

'HITLER?'

>>79950298

WE'RE GOING TO SPACE NIGGA

UNITED
STATES
OF
SPACE

>>79951311
ZULU NATION

>>79951975
>>79950538
YAY YAY

Stankonia said they're willing to drop bombs over baghdad

THIS IS A FULL NELSON BITCH

IT'S A PUN

as a euroshit, how does Chapelles humor work in the current political & entertainment climate in america?

Are you sure?

>>79952939
it doesn't, his show wouldn't live 2 weeks in the current situation. Key&Peele are the neutered more or less PC version which is why they're not half as funny

THEY TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER

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MORNING, NIGGARS

>>79950855
I thought he is back. Doesn't he have a new stand-up?

I wish he didn't go crazy and convert to Islam and go to Africa and shit. His show was fucking hilarious.

Now I've got enough cigarettes to last me and my family for the rest of our lives!

I'M RICH BIATCH

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>>79953266
I forgot about this episode until just this second

I also need you to take a picture with a midget.

Holding these balloons.

>>79953284
Yeah he got paid a fuck load by netflix for it I believe. Guy has fuck you money and doesn't want to be tied down to a show constantly.