you cannae get the troll
>>79945813
the falconhoof sketches were definitely one of my favourites
>>79945813
>Kill the Jester
esadeden
>>79946608
What are you even trying to say there?
>>79945813
kill jester
>>79946660
it a dead end??
>>79946660
es a deden
>>79946687
Jesus.
Why can't /tv/ get it right? Falconhoof even doesn't even speak that way.
CHOOK US YE KEY
open sarcophagus
nevermin da mun im alreade on pluto
pyur wa'a
>>79946918
were we up the top o tha finnieston cran or nuu?
>>79946869
Haird eh yer sestuh
What is your thing?
My thing?
hesry yery yuoguty
>>79946869
Aye leave raj the grass tae perish
>>79947082
>thing
its
wha's ya hing
JUMP THE CHASUM.
>>79947136
Yes that is what is said, what is your thing?
>>79947143
>that scott created this work of art
https://soundcloud.com/limmy/turkishdelight
>>79947082
thats good
but ye know what ye could do
watch back ya cctv fer that day
go up next to where people where stoinin
go lie that to them
alri sir?
two fer one?
can i help ya madam?
tinned tomatoes? alright here
lie ya usually would
BUT WITH YER COCK OOT
>>79947192
why wasnt his comedic genious not recognised
>>79947192
don' min' me mate am aff ma nut
getting something for you from asda
it will be holiday surprise hahaha
>>79947447
HOH HOO HOO O O OHOO HOO HOO
YEEE CAIIINNT BEEEE SEEIRIIUS GEOFF
CIM OOOOWNNNNN
>>79945834
It's just about everyone's favourite. The BBC turned down making a series on falconhoof as well.
Lloydsfahmuhcy?
HES A TOTAL EFFIN CEE THAT ONE
GET THE TEST GET THE TEST
EFFIN CEE
E-E-TOTAL EFFIN CEE
>>79945813
HerloguisesisLermyhere
Youvrerlygottawatchthewayeactuarlysayarmardillocosifyesayarmardillowrongitsundslikeyeractuarlysayinfuken...sundslikeyerfukensayinarmadildo
yahgotagiveittohim
>>79947777
>7777
>>79947541
>The BBC turned down making a series on falconhoof as well.
Wonder what that would have been like
Let us use your pool ya cow
>>79947541
>>79948128
is this shit a real gameshow in scotland?
>>79948365
Yes, Adventure Call.
>>79948412
ni ya daftcun is it a parody like
>>79948365
Not after he got chibbed no.
>>79948448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3J8FYKZ52w
havnt laughed this hard in so long
>>79946869
YER A FANNY
...No hinterested..
>>79948851
literally me
>Kill Jester
>Well worth it mate, well worth it, she's shite
>>79945813
>MURDER DONALD TRUMP AND TORTURE HIS FAMILY
What did Limmy mean by this?
>>79947192
Was in a wardrobe all weekend, fucking laughin' mah heed off.
>>79948992
Dude politics
>>79948992
triggering nerds like you
>tfw you find out Limmy is a cuck
>>79950798
>tfw too funny to be right wing
am i the only fucking absurdist who wants borders and law and order
>>79950893MillionDollarExtreme
>>79950798
go on
take fingah from skeleton
put fingah in lock
>>79950977
He's mad because he didn't realise a Scottish comedian from Glasgow would be liberal
Nae pyubs
>>79948992
Would Limmy let me fuck his wife like
>>79950798
>>79950893
Limmy made Sam Hyde cry on Twitter because apparently Sam can dish it out but not take it.
>>79951863
really?
>>79951730
>his wife
>been together with a woman for 17 years yet remains unmarried
lmao
>>79951966
Sam unfollowed him after this.
>>79952210
Nice
>>79952210
BBC stacks his cash
I'm blue pilled at work because it's a lucrative job that pays better than anything else atm... and I'm a really convincing blue pilled advocate
>>79952321
He's not employed by the BBC, retard. His show's been off for years.
>>79952369
yeah im sure he wants to piss on their leg when he still has a chance getting back in the winners circle
>>79952387
You're an idiot. Because someone doesn't have the same political views as you they must be pretending? Grow up.
>>79952430
>because everyone alive cares about money?
time for you to get a job you weak faggot
>>79952387
He's right into chatting shit about England, so it's unlikely his views are built on skirting around things the BBC doesn't like.
>>79952449
Who are you quoting?
>>79952513
>Hating everything about England
>BBC
pick two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>>79952549
You're one post away from
>THE MOST OPRESSED PEOPLE ARE WHITE, STRAIGHT WORKING CLASS MEN!!
The BBC isn't a Jewish globalist agenda, sorry to break your delusions
>>79952210
Uhh who the fuck is that neckbeard
A DILDO UP TRUMPS DEAD ARSE
>>79952637
An email sent to staff at Look North Yorkshire said 15 per cent of reporters, presenters and contributors now needed to be from a BAME (Black, Asian, Ethnic Minority) background.
>>79952603
>you will never go to Yoker
>>79952603
>tfw also got Millport memoriesIt's a bit shite though, and knowing it was mostly about drinking adds another take on it when you know Limmy's an alcoholic
Choux
>>79952823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k
...
>>79952603
>I don't wanna be here anymore
>I wanna be there
Seriously, were there telephone-your-own-adventure lines in Scotland?
>>79953920
I'm from Canada and I remember some space adventure thing you could call when I was a kid. It gives you choices then you press a number to choose. My older brother would never tell me the phone number though.