>The two keys must be turned at the exact same time

Turn your key sir.

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>>79938283
>the number 6 or 9 on a door is flipped by a loose or broken nail and is a major plot point/twist in the narrative

My car does this. I's for consent. If I want to go out my my wife has to let me, as I do her if she wants to go out. Unless she's with a friend that is.

>the president/police chief/general is a barely literate black dude

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>>79938283
>He's never had a cool job

SAD.

>>79939354
Kek

>>79939692
>being a wagecuck

kys yourself

>>79938406
To be fair, that was the best episode of Quantum Leap.

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>tfw the character lifts the little glass cover over the big button

>>79939726
unless you're independently wealthy the problem with being a NEET is that you'll always be a slave to whoever is supporting you, be they your family or the government. If you don't do what they demand they'll cut you off and you're on your ass. Having independence and the ability to do what you want and go where you will is nothing to sneer at.

Besides, with all the supposed perks of NEETdom, what are you actually doing with that free time and energy? You're just shitposting on /tv/.

>>79938283
>Uncharted Drake's shitty puzzle

>>79939816
You slave away half of your waking life just to rent the resources necessary to shitpost on /tv/ for the part of your day you haven't sold to an employer.

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>Door has a numeric keypad lock
>Hero removes the panel
>Pulls out two random wires and connect them
>Door opens

>>79941110

>Door has numeric keypad
>hero pulls out a laptop and plugs a cable into it
>opens it

Why the fuck would he be carrying a cable like that? And why would they put such a port in a keypad?

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>>79941110
>try this in real life
>it actually works

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>>79941110

>hero removes dead person's retina and puts them on his eyes as contact lenses and gets past eye scanner lock

>>79941110
>No car keys
>Pull down Two random wires near ignition
>Car starts as they get twisted like a key

>>79939354
I GOT THE D.A. UP MY ASS

>>79941452

I love it when the two wires are just hanging there and don't even need to be pulled out of anything.

>>79941189
kek

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>>79938283
>and your OTHER key

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>danger closing in on character
>character narrowly escapes but loses signature item
>character stupidly reaches back in for said item

>>79940905
Wagies absoultely btfo

>>79941189
*villian
demolition man

>>79939354
Put a sock in it!

>>79938283
>early 2000s movie
>Pitbull song start playing

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>it ain't me, it ain't me

>>79944275
>fucking chaosshits REEEEEEE

>the nigger must do the maths

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>movie set in the future
>white people still exist

>>79941189
>hero gets some KO'ed mook and rubs their face all over the retina scan screen to open it

>>79944221
[muffled Ashanti playing in the distance]

>>79938283
>>79941110
WarGames was truly kino

>>79944355
Lorgar did nothing wrong

>>79944447
>Children Of Men is the only legit movie set in the future

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>It's because of you adults we have to fight!
>Don't make me into a murderer!

>character shoots at a closed door lock
>the door opens

>>79941156
The microprocessor on such a keypad needs to be programmed, so chances are it has a port to do just that.
If you're the staff hacker your homework is to find out what type of equipment they use, and you'll pack appropriate cables. Not to mention that most of those connectors are standardized.

>>79945333

>door is locked
>character kicks it open without any effort

>never touches a mouse
>does everything with warp-speed typing

>>79945641
That's how professionals actually do it. The less you use the mouse, the better.

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>>79945641

>pushes three buttons
>hacking window with progress bar pops up

>>79945821
when they first started doing this back in the 90's i figured it was because the average audience member didn't regularly use a computer, so it wouldn't look so strange. but they still fucking do it.

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>hacker needs password
>looks at pictures on desk
>types in owner's daughter's name
>I'm in

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>jon mclan sez yip kay fuckr
>drops an empty bic on some snow
>blane esplode
>job makblone happy hug wife
>rol cred

>>79945641
>he doesn't know keyboard shortcuts for everything
dumb namefag

>>79944533
>hero cuts off a bad guys thumb/hand to use on the thumbprint/handprint scanner