*CREEPY GLOVES FER MUH FEET*

>>79936149
Muh hemorrhoids

Should Tina Fey get bukkaked? Y/N.

>>79936243
Bukakked and spit roasted please

When Tina Fey was five years old she was playing in her front yard when a stranger walked up to her with a knife and cut her face, then walked away. She still has a visible scar on her cheek.

>>79936319
DAE TIL? thank Hawkins for this beautiful factoid

>>79936243
That would be hot

>>79936317
yes

>>79936319
Kurt Cobain's body was stolen by a teenage funeral home worker who hosted a party with the corpse with his friends where they danced with the body to Guns and Roses, fed him drugs and alcohol, carved the word "fag" into his chest, and cut off his hair.

The funeral home chain reached an out-of-court settlement with his widow Courtney Love and mother where they agreed not to press charges or publicly discuss the incident in exchange for undisclosed monetary payments.

>>79936319
For real though that is really messed up

>>79936149
I'd like to creep on her feet desu

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>>79936496
movie when?

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>>79936496
Judith Barsi, the voice actress for the character Ducky in the children's animated film The Land Before Time, was physically and psychologically abused by her alcoholic father, who routinely threatened to kill the girl and her mother. Judith was so affected by the abuse that she broke down during her audition for All Dogs Go to Heaven, and began plucking out her eyelashes and her cat's whiskers. The mother decided against divorce, and one night the father shot Judith in the head with a .32 caliber pistol while she was sleeping, then murdered the mother. He spent the next two days wandering around the house, when in a phone conversation with Judith's agent he said that he was preparing to move out, but needed time to "say goodbye to my little girl." He then dumped gasoline on the bodies and set them on fire, then went to the garage and shot himself in the head.