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BASED ARMOND
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>>79932926
>gay nigger is the mouthpiece for /pol/ that they look up to

At last, I finally see
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still telling it like it is. Based.
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>>79932985

>muh identity politics

>>>/polmblr/
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literally /ournig/
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>>79932926

based

I liked the movie though

dont hit on me silly white bois
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>>79932985
Kek
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"Eddie Murphy, a masterful actor with a mature sense of humor"

...

Is this guy ten times smarter than me or is this a joke?
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He's not the critic /tv/ deserves, but the one it needs right now. So we'll praise him. Because he can take it. Because he's not (((their))) negro. He's a patrician guardian, a kinography protector. A true reviewer.
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Has he ever given a good review to a universally acclaimed movie?

All I ever see from him is bad reviews for >90% fresh movies
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>they can't put "100% fresh on rotten tomatoes" anymore

the madman actually did it
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>Jordan's face when
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>>79932985
armond white is gay?
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>>79932926
>1/145 rotten rate

OH MY GAWD HOW WILL BLACK MADTV FUNNY GUY LIVE?????????????
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>>79934065
>he doesn't like Eddie Murphy

Fuck off
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>>79934491
He rates good movies bad, and bad movies good. He liked Suicide Squad
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>>79932985
Idk if he's gay but he's Pseud as hell.
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>read his review
>rambling about obama for 90% of it
>only legitimate critique is that its a slow paced beginning
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>>79934076
kek
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>>79935531
/OURGUY/
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>>79932926
I heard this movie was actually anti SJW. True or false?
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>>79932926
/Our King/ General?
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>>79932926
no one has ever existed who has this much good taste.
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>>79932926
The only way that'll he be /ourguy/ is if he didn't watch the movie and still critiques it
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>>79932926
Lol all the niggers on twitter are mad as fuck about him ruining the film's perfect score and he's responding to them
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>>79935698
it's about white people wanting to be black

so the metaphor is lefties trying to appropriate black culture

blackies find this and insidious, white people outright wanting to kill you is easy to understand, but whitey as the serpent who winds it's way into your community and takes it over is much scarier

this is just the black version of They Live.
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>>79935852

B A S E D
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>>79935741

>Norbit and The Klumps
>Good taste

Underaged contrarian faggot alert.
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Armond on Tucker when?
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>Hates capeshit
>Hates racebaiting
>Is a Trump supporter

Is it literally physically possible for someone to be more /ourguy/?
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>>79936217
>Hates capeshit
Lol no. He liked SS after all. BvS as well.
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>>79932926
Armond is a troll. Even the 20% of the time I like a movie he likes he talks about bullshit justifications
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>>79936274
>BvS as well.

So he's a DCuck? He really is /tv/'s guy then,
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>>79936217
>black
>loves the penis
>pretentious as fuck
>politicizes everything

No. It is impossible.
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>>79936369

>boohoo his skin color is different and he likes a different set of genitals

Fuck off r/the_donald tryhard
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>>79936369
bigotry will get you nowhere in this country
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>>79932926
NO! IT'S NOT FAIR THIS IS A 100% MOVIE WHY IS THIS CONTRARIAN RUINING EVERYTHING?! WHERE IS A PETITION TO GET THIS RACIST ASSHAT OFF RT FOR GOOD?!
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>>79936557
except a seat in the whitehouse's cabinet
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>Almond literally can't stop BTFO plebs

Based as always. Hail the king.
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>>79936661
>/tv/'s king is a gay nigger
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>>79932985
he's an aesthete above all, and that's what's so great about him
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>>79936709
Based Armond the King White is an honorary white, and you should be killed for your childish insult, fagget.
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>>79936709

>Judging a man by the color of his skin and not the content of his character
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>>79936657
Lol drumpf btfo, how will the racist sexist transphobic bigots ever recover?
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>Hypnotism of Blacks is "Serious Concern"

No?
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>>79932985
And I thought 2016 was off the rails
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>>79936846
Propaganda, hypnotism, same thing.
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>>79932926
People are actually accusing him for not watching the movie
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redd!t /r/movies/comments/5wjovb/the_troll_armond_white_strikes_back_gives_the/

god they are so salty
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Armond Honorary White is single handedly keeping cinema honest by playing gate keeper.
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>>79936274
>likes BvS and Suicide Squad
Yeah, he hates capeshit
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>>79936924
Go the fuck back you unironically reddit linking double nigger
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>>79937309
/tv/ is majority reddit now sweetie :3
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>>79935896
thing is, most nigs are too stupid to understand the message

most leave the movie thinking "sheeeeeeiiiiiit now i hate white people even more"
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>>79937235
> armond honorary white

And they say /tv/ is shit now
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>>79936924
>Reddit thinks he's a bad critic

Of course they do
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>>79932926
Never knew Jordan Peele was half black.
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>>79932985

>Armond

> a /pol/ meme


I WANT NEWFAGS TO LEAVE
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When are they going to ban him from the site? It's obvious what he's doing.
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>>79935531
What else did we expect? His entire gimmick is being a contrarian for the sake of it.
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>>79936862
t. salty marvelcuck
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>used to hate Armond
>now understand what he's trying to do

we don't deserve him
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>>79936781
>Anti-trump shills reveal their racists views.

Reminder that the democratic party is the party of the KKK.
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>>79937514
>Hidden Figures
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>>79937500
he's got good taste something you'll never understand.
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>>79932926
i actually really enjoyed this movie, i really did. I think its ironic that liberal media is eating it up like its the greatest film of this generation considering how absolutely brutal it is in its criticism of liberals. But, i was actually pretty happy to see it lose that 100%.
I dont know if other people think this way but to me these all time great scores, like a 5 star, 10/10, A+, 100%, and other things like that should only truly be awarded in hindsight. And by hindsight i dont mean like in 50 years, it could potentially be far quicker than that, but for a film to be touted as so great when its barely been out for a month is a little short sighted.
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>>79937500
>banning people because of bantz

Hi, reddit!
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>>79937594
And the Republican Party was the party of monopoly dick suckers. But then again, I suppose it still is.
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>>79932985
Well they lost Milo, so now they have to sink even further.
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>>79937361
That dissapoints me, but I'm not here often enough to really be too upset. I left this board years ago for a reason. I suppose all the Disney pedo poster tripfags are gone too. For the best I suppose. Time marches on.
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>>79937599
And? Name a couple more, because i can't take the guy that liked Jack & Jill seriously.
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>>79937682
>lost Milo

Their temper tantrums has inadvertently made his voice not only louder, but has given him legitimacy among anyone willing to listen.
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>>79932926
Is this movie scary? I'm a major pussy
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>>79937616
I agree with you, but i was hoping for real criticism, not from a guy that rants about La La Land not being gay enough. No, he never mentions the movies themes, it's plot, nothing. Just the completely unrelated topic of gayness.
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>>79932985
Why are you bringing his race up? What are yoi, racist?

"/pol/" called him "ourguy", you're the one who made light of the fact he's black. Fucking biggot much?
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>>79937833
No, it's just a dark comedy.

Unless you're a /pol/tard and interracial relationships frighten you.
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Armond's reviews are pretty funny but the Armond defense force on this site is just pathetic

All of the posts defending him always reek of non-black people jumping at the chance to validate themselves and their beliefs so they can feel like they aren't racist

>>79936781
>>79937594
like these two fags

could you be any more transparent
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>>79937907
I think you're confusing disgust with fright there, nigger
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>>79937907
So there's no like jump scares and gore shit right?
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>>79932926

You posted this same thread on /pol/ where it hardly got any replies but you knew these redshits would reply here. Get fucked faggot. Go back to >>>/pol/
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>>79937749
/pol/ is the weirdest fucking place

if a person shits on liberals, they'll praise the fuck out of them even if they would be considered degenerates without their soapboxes. For fucks sake Trump is without question the single biggest jew dick sucker to ever hold the presidency. So now there are good jews and bad jews within /pol/ instead of just the evil parasites they all were. Same with them handwaving gay hate because of Milo.
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>>79932985
fuck off your racist piece of shit
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>>79937998
>pol is one person
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>>79937998

its almost as if they judge people based on their character and not how they look
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>>79934065
Both.
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>>79932926
RACE = /POL/ITICS /POL/ITICS = RACE

>>79937998
Can you actually relax you retard, he has never praised Jews but he supports them like every other president. Tonight he told Christians they deserve the right to send their kids to religious schools and praised The Bible or quoted directly from it I forget.

I mean I know if you are Stormfront you are a Muslim anyway but even he gave your religion a small shoutout. Trump is fine, he is a uniter not a divider.
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>>79937947
Feeling disgust because some white woman you have no chance with is sleeping with a black guy makes no sense, it's not you taking his black cock up your ass, it's her.

No, its clear that dumbasses like you are just afraid of not even being considered by women for sex. You're afraid that on a level playing field, blacks will win, especially given the countless stereotypes in media and culture that peg black men as sexual dynamos.
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>>79937682
>Armond
>sink

Plebs pls leave.
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>>79932985
Fuck off, he's /ournigger/
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>>79932926
Is he, dare I say it, should I even suggest, may I ask, can this be muttered, is it possible to utter, /ourbud/?
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Too patrician for this world.
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>>79937998

I hate milo, but as someone who was molested like he was, the experience gives you a very different outlook and approach to the topic of molestation. it's much more fact of life and it can be easy to offend people, especially when you knew and hold no ill will towards the person who molested you, even defending them, because they're an actual person with hopes and dreams and positive traits that you knew for years instead of a fictional caricature used in a movie or TV show. molestation is rarely rape or immediately abusive so it ends up far more confusing than anything in the grand scheme. yeah it fucked me up sexually, to the point I'll probably never have a healthy relationship that sexual problem is far more complicated and stems from FAR more than the boy who was 7 years older than me and in high school having me suck him off, pr him rimming me while I'm bent over a weight bench, among other things that occured on several different occasions. it's just a part of my childhood that I don't normally talk about because at worst I'll end up like milo with everyone thinking I'm defending child sexual abuse.
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Armond is legit. I can promise you most of the critics will never even understand what those words he use even mean.
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>>79932926
The only critic who has yet to be corrupted and bought
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>>79938467
>TWBB
>bad
Too far.
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>you will never hang out with Armond and objectively criticize overrated shitty movies
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>>79937392
>stupid people are stupid
more news at 11
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>never given an mcu movie a good review
fair play he's got some great taste
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>>79935698
That's what I got from it. Not so much exposing black appropriation like some say but calling out people who try too hard to not be racist that they are.

Like, there's a joke about how one guy just loves Obama and the black people aren't slaves for the whites, they actually have the minds of some of the white townsfolk in them. They use black people not because they want to be black per se, but because they believe that black people have certain qualities that are superior (i.e. "good" stereotypes;they can run faster, are stronger, better sexually endowed, etc.)
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>>79936369
>>politicizes everything

lmao nigga, art is rarely apolitical, especially not Jew produced Hollywood movies.
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>>79937392
The level of irony in this post is incredible.
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>>79936709
Got a problem?
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>>79938467
Oh man I forgot how good Boy A is. Watch that shit if you haven't guys
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>>79932926
Based as usual. Never disappoints.
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>>79938032
No they judge people based on whoever helps the agenda, like anyone political.
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/ourguy/, BASED
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>>79938467
>Bad movies according to Armond
>Every single Harry Potter
>Every single Pixar film

Kek
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>>79932926
Armond "Honorary" White strikes again
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>>79936369
sounds like everyone on this board desu
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>>79938482
>the boy who was 7 years older than me and in high school having me suck him off, pr him rimming me while I'm bent over a weight bench, among other things that occured on several different occasions.

Anon, I'm sorry...
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>>79939000
Digits confirm, fugin checked.
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>>79938467
looks like /ourguy/ is a jason statham fan
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>>79938124
>Can you actually relax you retard, he has never praised Jews but he supports them like every other president.
Yeah, no fuck off.
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>>79935454
>not liking an Academy Award winning kino
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>>79936369
How can someone say with a straight face that 4chan doesn't politicise everything
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>>79939055
>why isn't he yelling race war gas the kikes

He's a politician man, it's just how it is.
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>>79939095
The mental gymnastics you /pol/shits go through is amazing
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>>79939117
Not much gymnastics, you can't be going around calling 'em kikes. There are some dog whistles around, but you wouldn't get 'em.
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>>79934491
The LEGO Movie is something I'm pretty sure he liked.
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When is Armond going to release his book: "What we don't talk about, when we talk about the movies"?

I asked him on twitter but he didn't respons.
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>how mad is CinemaSnob right now?
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>>79932985
>/pol/
>armond

pick none and lurk more you newfag
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>>79939404
>browse /pol/ 24/7
>love Armond

tru story.
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>>79939468
Get out you filthy crossboarding fuck.
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>>79937594
>>79937665
literally both the same jew parties
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>>79936015
I wonder if he lurks here.
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> White rated it rotten

So it's actually good then? It is pretty fucking funny though that he fuck up their perfect 100%.
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>>79932926

I can't believe that it took that annoying spook to bring that score down from 100.

Fucking nonsense
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>>79932926
SHEEEEEEIT?!?!
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>>79939671
no it's bad.
Armond is right almost every time.
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>>79939773

You mean 20% of the time, he's right almost every time.
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>>79939773
He's only right when calling out racial and homo pandering movies on their bullshit. He's pretty pleb on everything else.
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>>79940021
well he's right about the marvel movies they are all bad
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>mfw the movie was actually good
>I actually thought it'd be jewish propaganda

I still respect Mr. Almond for his purpose, obvious as it may be. He truly is doing God's work
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>>79932926
We don't deserve him. Unequivocally the definition of /our guy/
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He's the film critic equivalent of the hall of fame voter retards who don't vote for players like Ken Griffey Jr. because MUH NO UNANIMOUS INDUCTEES

It's not that he doesn't like these movies, that's fine, it's that his criticisms don't match up with the negative overall rating he gives. Is he even confirmed to be a real person?
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>>79940220
No, he loathes pretty much every black and gay movie that comes out because he knows that its all bullshit. His criticism and attitude are genuine.
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>>79937998
If you think /pol/ is weird, give [s4s] a try.
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Do we like Assassin's Creed now? He liked it
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>>79939117

If you name the Jew, you will suffer a fatal (((accident))). That's just how it is in America.
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>>79940400
Ass Creed is vidya movie kino, just like Double Dragon.
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>>79937944
Youre the one bringing up race, fuckface
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>>79932926
>/pol/ so buttblasted about this movie they need to praise the worst crontarian ever.
lol
a new low even for you /pol/
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>>79941044
Why do you redditors keep mentioning /pol/? Armond has always been the king of /tv/. kill yourself after lurking
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KING
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ARMOND
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>>79938258
t. doesn't understand biology
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>>79932926
I love Armond so much.
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>>79941197
The King continues to provide by exposing the newfags.
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>>79932926
One man stands up for cinema when all else bow before trash. He's like Daniel in the Bible.
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>>79932926
armond does it again

>>79932985
gayniggerfaggots are good enough to win oscars but not write about movies on faggot websites. besides armond has nothing to do with pol, people hate mainstream movies because they are commercialized.
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>>79939549
make me faggot
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>>79934076
A dark reviewer.
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>>79940267
That's not even true though. Here's him praising a bunch of gay movies. Just read his shit over at "Out" and you'll find a bunch of praise for gay shit.
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>>79939650
He's the inauthentic / dishonest cinema poster.
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>>79938467
what makes Armond a good reviewer is he doesn't break down movies into quantitative categories. he would never put a score on his reviews, actual criticism is harder than that.
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>>79932985
K E K
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>>79932926
>the one person that gives it a negative review does it for the wrong reasons

I hate this fucking planet. I give up. i honestly don't care what happens to it anymore
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>>79941963
Or maybe he just didnt like the movie? Did that ever occur to you, or are you just being an over dramatic cocksucker?
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>>79941963
good no one cares about you with your faggoty attitude.
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>>79941963
He just seems unconventional with a singular set of metric he uses to critique films.
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>>79941963
His cringey, pseud reviews are even worse.
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>>79932926

>Armond White
>Isn't

DEEPEST LORE
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>>79941963
If only you could downvote his review until it was hidden from sight just like on your movie subreddits
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Is there a way to downvote threads on 4chan?

This is getting out of hand.
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>>79935515
when you're a pseud yourself, you can't tell actual intellectuals from pseuds
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>>79943120
you could go back to redit.
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>>79932926
how's the cinematography? trailer looked comfy
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>>79932926
>yfw the one guy who gave this movie a rotten rating is actually a nigger.
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>>79932926
>Get Out does not rank with America’s notable race comedies — Brian De Palma’s Hi, Mom!, Ossie Davis’s Gone Are the Days! (Purlie Victorious), Robert Downey Sr.’s Putney Swope, Melvin Van Peebles’s Sweet Sweetback, Hal Ashby’s The Landlord, Rusty Cundieff’s Fear of a Black Hat, Skin Game or any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, particularly the ingenious Little Man, or the recent Eddie Murphy films (The Klumps, Norbit, Meet Dave, A Thousand Words) that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization.

What did he mean by this?
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>>79938467
>Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver

Based.
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>>79934065
Eddie Murphy is such a masterful actor that he literally was in makeup and while his co-worker eating, Eddie was asking him questions and saying shit like "Eddie Murphy is shit" (paraphrasing) his co-worker got so angry then Eddie used his regular voice and revealed himself.
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P O S T 9/11 F E A R
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>>79932985
armond is literally the king of /tv/ nufig. apologize NOW
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>>79932926
Reminder. Armond White loves Madea movies.
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King Armond strikes back
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Does this dumb nigger ever review non-American films? I'm just wondering what he has to say when he can't ramble about Obama and 9/11 all the time.
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>>79932985
/pol/'s mouthpiece, Milo, is a gay Jew

/pol/'s favorite movie critic, Armond white, is a gay nigger

/pol/'s political candidate, Donald Trump, is a Jew in all but name only
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>>79943897
Is /pol/ controlled opposition?
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>>79939166
there's a big difference between not openly insulting Jews and sucking their dicks while they plow your daughter, like Trump does
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>>79943897
/pol/ disavows
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>>79943897
And their old idol was a black guy waging war against the LAPD
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>>79944002
WRONG

only newfags like dorner. the guy was a lefty nut job who was bullied and probably gay. in his manifesto he advocated for full on gun confiscation because people shouldn't have access to the guns he was going to use for the massacre. once again, /pol/ disavows
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>>79941712
thats racist anon
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>>79932985
>/pol/ is one person, with a singular point of view

This will never cease to be funny.
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>>79932926
WAIT WAIT WAIT...

>So you're telling me this isn't Tech N9ne?
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>>79943897
That's because /pol/ is majority Americans. These people cut their own dicks off for their overlords, of course they shill for them too.
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>>79935454
or maybe you and the rest of the unwashed masses just have shit taste? ever think of that?
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>>79939650
He's surely aware of the place, and probably has lurked here, but I doubt he makes a habit of it
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>>79937665
how exactly is anyone supposed to take this criticism seriously after the corporate media was openly colluding with the clinton campaign to get her elected? you always talk about "muh corporations" but you will literally go out and riot on their behalf because the unanimously declared trump a terrible person. democrats and liberals suck much more corporate dick than repubs. repubs are too focused on pleasing israeli schlong to do that
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Am I the only one just finding out that Armond is gay?
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>>79936137

You can make requests here, the show has asked us to.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tucker_carlson/comments/5wrj6e/tucker_needs_your_help_weve_been_approached_by/
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He's a vocal guardian, a watchful assaulter, a Dark Knight.
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>>79932926
what's up with this movie? why did it get such a positive response from everyone?
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>>79932926
How can one man be so based?
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>>79936137
tucker got btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8reJc8bR1W0

i wonder if he has bowtie envy
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>>79945969
You should read the review for BvS he did for Advocate or OUT (not sure which one it was), it was really funny.
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>>79938467
So he only recognizes true kino?
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>>79939650
pretty sure he's the no singles poster
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>>79932926
>he liked BvS and Pooicide Squad
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>>79935698
>>79935896
>>79938836
That would explain why the most consistent criticism of the movie is that it isn't woke enough.

>Peele's efforts are admirable, but he could make it SO MUCH BETTER by putting in more sociology 101 vocabulary
>Why aren't there any ham-fisted references to real-life police shootings? Preferably from the last 2 years, even though this movie was in development for years
>If he wanted a scary movie he should have added a half-hour of life in the ghetto because AMERICA IS THE REAL HORROR SHOW
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>>79943897
I FUCKING KNEW IT. /pol/ was CIA experiment all along

WOKE
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What would Armond think of this?
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>>79934065
Arnold white is a professional contrarian and troll. His gig is literally to just look at whatever mainstream critics are saying about a film and then say the opposite in a verbose enough way to trick pretentious idiots into thinking that the emperor's vapid sophism is legitimate criticism rather than ironic bullshit.

In a way he pretty much the patron saint of /tv/.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br_xKDSevV4
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Isn't this the guy that gave jack and Jill a good review?
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>>79945730
>That's because /pol/ is majority Americans.
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This guy is such a meme
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>>79932926
I don't even know this man and I can't help but respect him
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>>79941759
>First guy gives his opinion and gives reasons why, but at the same time, respects a differing opinion
>second guy gives recommendations of some crypto-kino
>third guy offers another suggestion

Why can't /tv/ be this erudite and enlightening?
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>>79949616
>I don't even know this man
Why are you here?
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>>79948170
who are you quoting
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>>79948445
who's dat marmalade momma?
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>>79934491
Kubo and the Two Strings
Weiner Dog
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>>79938921
and there agenda is... not judging people based on their character
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>>79934491
Hidden Figures
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>>79935829
>mentions the black kid at the beginning didn't affect the plot of the movie
>it actually is a major plot point towards the end of the movie

He literally watched the first 10 minutes and called it a day
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Feature film when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWO1pkHgrBM
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>>79939080
/pol/ does
I hate them for the same reason.
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>>79948445
I wish somebody could get a black man to narrate some of his most awesome quotes during these things. he's not wrong
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>>79938010
>fuck off your
communist education
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Armond White

Fresh
Assassin's Creed (18%)
Dirty Grandpa (10%)
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (27%)
Your Highness (27%)
The Chaperone (29%) HHH!
Resident Evil: Afterlife (23%)

Rotten
Get Out (99%) -only negative-
Bill Cunningham New York (99%) -only negative-
Toy Story 3 (99%)
I Am Not Your Negro (98%)
Rogue One (85%)
La La Land (93%)
Manchester by the Sea (96%)
Moonlight (98%)
13th (97%)
Queen of Katwe (93%)
Southside With You (91%)
Finding Dory (94%)
The Social Network (96%)

Tell me, /tv/, how can one man be so based and uncucked?
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>>79953213
>I Am Not Your Negro (98%)
>some dumb nigger movie is rated almost 10/10

Not surprised.
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