whos /tv/ favourite guy?

>>79932845
Aight senpai. Ain't no pasta out there that is bad. Quit acting like a beta cuck, I'm just saying. You can't keep getting triggered when you hear some hella wavey slang my man. 2016 was on f-leek when it came the slangalanging. Shit was lit senpai, fetch, if I may. Lodok, I'm like you. I lost faith in humanity, but I learned to become better. I feel like I need to explain this story before I can explain how I learned to keep it . I was living la vida loca with my bae. Name was Kerry. Kerry was the bomb. Total badonkadonk and knew exactly how to grt crunk in bed. The coitus was #hashtagtotesmcgoats the bomb diggity. So one day, after I let the spermlets go, I went to wash up in the bathroom. I saw her phone on the bathroom counter and went to give it to her. What I saw...oh man, I was hella woke. Some fuckboy snd his whole SQUAD were sending bae nudes. I felt like the biggest cuck on the planet. Shit was not flames boi. I was literally triggered. But I gotta say, I got a stiffy from that shit, no homo. I didn't confront my girlfriend, but I pulled the most savage shit the next day. Pulled out my glock, traced the guys number and found him. Knocked on the door. This was it. I heard footsteps. It's all YOLO from here. He asked "Who is it", and I said in the most low key Bruce willis-esque impression I had and said, "IT'S ME BITCH! THE KEK WHOSE BAE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE SQUAD WERE BANGING!" I fired the whole damn mag into the door. I kick the door open, and looks for the rest of his squad. Didn't find him, but there were hella thots in the basement. This boi was running a whole sex trafficking ring. I freed 'em all, and they thanked me. I was recognizdd by my state as "swag af", because of how lit I was saving those girls. Bro, I was so excited when they gave me the key to the coty. I was finna nut.

>>79932845
Goose of course

>>79932845
Based Cruise

>>79932845
Certainly not the autistic coalburner or the aussie drunkard.

Mel>Hardy>power gap>Vaughn>everyone else

>>79932845
Nathan (For You) Fielder

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>>79932890
>>79933054

>>79932845
stanley kubrick or orson welles

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>MMHM MHMMM

Mel looks like a nice guy to hang out with provided you're not a kike or a nigger.

>>79933619
Mel has been cucked so not him

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Mel is still the king.

One of the other guys will have to kill him to take that away, and even then he might remain.

>>79933706
See>>79933700

Tom cruise t bh

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Every true /tv/ poster believes in the holy five.

>The God of Entertainment
Cruise

>The God of Justice
Gibson

>The God that is /ourguy/
Goose

>The God of Kino
Mads

>The Most Holiest
Hardy

>>79932845
Eddie redmayne

Need to add Keanu, Viggo, Refn

>>79932845
Who's the top left?

>>79933866
wrong.

>>79933866
>Mel Gibson's BFF on the reddit list
I like RDJ

>>79933866
You got Mads right. I'll give you that one.

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>>79933933

>>79933866
>cruz
>butch mestizo rodriguez
>tobey mcguire
>shia laboof
>megyn kelly
>titcow
>"our guys"

>>79933958
Foxx is Cruise's friend also.

Foxx even asked Cruise permission to date Katie Holmes.

>>79933757

Stop being such a glorious winged faggot.

>>79933866
REEE RDJ IS OUR GUY

>>79932845
>based Mel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtB8YhsUkkg
I always like these "roundtable" videos even if the moderator is shit. Mel seems like an overgrown kid when he's talking about his work, in the best possible way. Seems like he's still really passionate and excited about filmmaking, even after the industry chewed him up and spat him out.

If you can't forgive some shit he said to his ex while he was drunk, angry, and headed for an expensive divorce, you can fuck right off. Nobody's perfect, and Mel didn't hurt anybody

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>>79932845
Sgt. Barnes

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>>79934043
>>79933999
>>79933960
>>79933958
>>79933937
>redditors arguing with a years old list that was agreed upon over countless threads

>>79933866
>No Dinklage on reddit side
What a waste.

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>>79932845
>Tom Hardy, Ryan Gosling and Aiden Gillen
>All relevant to /tv/ in some capacity based on memes from films they were in
>all relatively young, 30's to early 40's
>not the most famous men in the world, but still recognizable (Gosling in particular obviously)

>Mel
>60+ year old man who made one extremely good movie, Apocalypto
>known for starring in George Miller's masterpieces, portraying a stone faced nobody who doesn't do anything that matters
>got busted not for being an anti semite, a sexist or abject racist, but for being a sad old fuck who can't hold his drink
>stormbabbies love him because his lack of self control has lead him to say all kinds of horrible shit, they believe he said this specifically to please them
>Mel, who is a crusty gym rat, would shit all over anyone who spends any measure of time fucking around on the internet like anyone using /tv/ would

However
>Gosling, Gillen and Hardy might have some passing time to discuss filmmaking and hollywood with you, on their way to fuck some dudes
>Mel Gibson would probably have the most to say about how hard it is to work in Hollywood against the grain of PC culture, and indulge you how he likes to make his movies
>might even give you a hug and call you son if he warms up to you enough
;_;

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>>79933866
>No Brendan

Jesus christ, even in shitposting my man Brendan can't catch a fucking break!

I'm not going to instantly like an actor because I agree with their political views. Vince Vaughan has some alright opinions but I still think his movies are all shit. Mel is an exception though. Redpilled as fuck on the JQ and he makes some good flicks.

>>79934049
>>79933866
>>79934110
>there weren't redditors on /tv/ last year
fuck outta here, RDJ is our fucking guy get over it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AAJuynxnTQ

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the only answer

>>79933866
>bin-affliqi

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>>79934147
>last year

>>79933866

>The Most Holiest
Nice Double Superlative, Faggot.

Bokeem Woodbine

>>79933866
A lot of this is very accurate. Some of it is old /tv/ though. The reddit side is very accurate though.

Viggo needs to be added to /tv/. Elle Fanning, Anya Taylor-Joy and Refn too.

Shia, Julianne Moore, Oscar Isaac, Susan Surandon, Chris Evans, Javier Bardem, and Larry David need to be removed from /tv/ and put in reddit. Some might disagree, but I think Jake Gyllenhaal belongs on the reddit side too. And that faggot that played Spider Man.

>>79934170
lol shut up dumb frog poster

>>79934147
RDJ is a kike

>>79934204
Oscar Isaac is literally /ourguy/

Kill yourself

>>79933866
>Affleck
>not one of our guys

>>79934219
are you implying that there are no other jews on the 4chan list?

>>79933866
why is Bardem on both sides?

>>79934269
Don't be gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vln9D81eO60

>>79933866
No Viggo? Get rid of Nicholas Cage he's a Reddit actor.

>>79933866
this is perfect

t. lurking since 2005

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>>79932845
I'd let Tommy do anything to me

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needs an update but official

>>79933866
Inaccurate ones aside, there is a lot of accuracy here. I wonder what qualities it is that makes a celeb /ourguys/ vs reddit?

I feel reddit celebs tend to be 'quippy', /tv/ ones are probably more edgy or erratic or dark or 'real' or manly?

>>79934347
UPVOTED M'GOOD-SIR!

TO THE TOP OF /r/4chan

>>79934247
I am sympathetic to him, but I feel like Force Awakens really tainted a lot of things. Although he was admittedly likeable.

>>79934305
Nah, Nic is also ours. There's always been a lot of appreciation.

There are going to be some who we love like Keanu or Goose who inevitably reddit loves too.

>>79934280
I'd argue that they'd need to go too. But RDJ is both a kike and explicitly a hillary-ad-making leftist who has fully embraced reddit.

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>>79934405
You talk like a redditor.

I know almost exactly how you'll reply to this, you predictable cunt

>>79934352
Also, there are endless problems with DC and its ridiculous grimdark edginess, but if we had to pick sides, gun to our head etc, obviously DC is more 4chan and Marvel is reddit personified.

>>79934269
Oh you mean the guy you fat manbabby DCucks posted petitions to have fired and cried about like the fat pussies you are when he got cast as Batman? Eat shit you selective memory fucking niggers.

>>79934467
How's this for a reply:

"Nigger"

>>79934269
>islam apologist
>ourguy

No.

>>79934030
>being a cuck enabler

>>79934510
Someone being a part of DC makes them a candidate for /ourguy/ just by default of not being Marvel, but there are still a lot of things that can disqualify them. That's one of them.

>>79933476
>orson welles
>funny, talented,shitposter and political atheist

This.
Orson is /ourguy/

>I'll burn the God damn house down but you'll blow me first.

Based Mel.

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Mel has one trait that no other male actor has.

He's one of the last movie tough guys that is actually a tough guy irl too. Other would include Clint Eastwood, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and.... uh probably one or two more.

>>79934718
See>>79933700

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>>79934761
When?

I've seen this reply before in this thread, so I believe you're just a goy that hates Mel for telling the truth

>>79934787
It's common knowledge that his ex-wife cucked him with a black guy

>>79934813
>he thinks cheating = cucking

It's only cucking if Mel wanted her to fuck another dude. Wanna see the definition?

Write in vote.. Sharlto Copley

>>79934813
Do you know how many women mel banged behind the ruskie whore's back?

>>79934876
He did, that's why he is a cuck

>>79934930
He is a cuck though
He almost cries on the phone record because of it

I liked the la la land guy until I found out he was Canadian, fuck Canada!

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>>79934115
This, while Mel is easily the worst outwardly attractive of /our guys/, he seems to be the most passionate. I love watching his behind the scenes videos just because he always seems so excited and giddy, he loves what he's doing and I love watching him love it.

>YFW you will never be on set with based Gibson

>>79933441
frig off. cruise is nowhere near /ourguy/ status. rlm mike would be before them.

>>79934876
how new are you? its their meme word.

>>79933866
Why is Shia considered /ourguy/?

>>79934876
I would love to see an official definition and not something you pulled off a porn website you fucking retard

>>79936467
I was, is, and will always be /ourguy/.

>>79936467
That list was made long before HWNDU.

>>79936474
googl iz harrd

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold

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>>79933866
All I crossed out are liked by reddit therefore reddit actors. They cannot be /ourguy/ also crossed out all females for obvious reasons.

>>79936568
This is a good (improved) list. One problem though. I love Nicolas Cage, but so does reddit...

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>>79932845
/ourdirector/

>>79936613
They make fun of him man, we actually like his work.

>>79936626
Fun fact:
Go to any interview with him on jewtube and look at the comments. Reddit tier retards all calling him a pretentious douchebag without realizing that he speaks and acts the way he does because he has autism.

>>79936613
Honestly he doesn't really personify Reddit's style. he's just someone they like. A meme spouting character like Kramer from Seinfeld or Jim Parsons are Reddit.

>>79933866
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>>79932845
CIA

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>>79936568
As much as I love Jake Gyllenhaal reddit had to ruin him.

>>79934147

However Reddit-tier his political opinions may be, I can respect a guy who stands by someone who did right by them.

>>79936525
>A cuckold is the husband of an adulterous wife.

>It's only cucking if Mel wanted her to fuck another dude. Wanna see the definition?

So you're literally retarded. Got it.

>>79932845
Aiden
It's not even a question

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>>79934347

Paul Dano

>>79932845
Bane Hardy is not our guy when he said "for you" he really mean it

it was a taste of being out of the closet, but it went out of the radar for normies until it catched out with us.
if you are into legit gay shit ala Billy "Aniki" Harrington which i respect however he is not "our guy"i

>>79937586
>not having Bernie as /ourguy/
trump supporters, everyone

>>79938024
>Bernie
>Our guy

get the fuck out.

>>79938024

>hes a bernout

back to lelddit

>>79933866
Oscar Isaac and Joaquin Phoenix are the only two actors I give a fuck about so I support this list

>>79932845
CIA

What about bale?

>>79937130
>hudband of an adulterous wife
>ex-wife
Mel may have been a cuck at some point, but he isn't now.

>>79933866
Hardy is fucking terrible. Pratt is nothing but a meme. Lee was a lying sack of shit. Chastain is uglier than a bag of dicks. Urban is a desperate faggot. Dano is human garbage. The ugly midget needs a shave. How the hell is that girl from divergent or whatever on that list? Diesel is a desperate gay manlet.

Louis C.K is funny. Brie is hot as fuck. Watson is hot as fuck. Kate is the superior sister, but I like both. Gervais gave us Karl Pilkington, he ough to be on the list for that. Spacey is talented as hell. MacFarlane really isn't that bad, he's just a jaded fuck that doesn't give a shit. Rogan has done some good stuff, mostly garbage, but some good stuff, and he seems like a guy you could just hang out and talk about all kinds of shit with.

Switch these, and I'll be content. I am the one responsible for judging these type of things, no one else.

>>79933958
RDJ is the most desperate, pathetic manlet there is. He can fuck right off.

>>79932845
Based Mel, of course

>>79934204
>Larry David needs to be removed.
Hells bells reddit! Jump off a fucking bridge would ya'?

>>79938461
You are a clown. You shit on some of our most precious guys and praise walking reddit AIDS like Louis CK, Brie, Rogan... Gervais?!

Get outta here.

>>79936568
>also crossed out all females for obvious reasons.
You're gay?

>>79938581
You're a subhuman and should hang yourself. You can not judge me, reddit. I make the calls.

>>79934292
/tv/ Bardem is all of his spanish kino and No Country

reddit Bardem is everything else, especially skyfall

Actually no country would fall under reddit too

>>79932845
I dont understand why Joaqin Phoenix doesn't have a bigger following on here.

>>79933866
>The One
Gillen.

>>79936568
> norm not /ourguy/

the fuck is wrong with you

>>79940259
I'm Still Here came a bit too early. If it had come out sometime after baneposting took off he'd be a classic.

>>79934347
what? no way!

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>>79932845
>literally (((Mel Gibson)))

>>79934347
lel i remember that thread

i posted TCAP cookie guy

>>79933866
This list is obsolete as of 1/march/2017

>>79932845
Arnie>Based Mel>the Big Guy>CIA>Based Cruise>The Goose>anyone else

>>79932845
Mel has literally made the most kino out of the four
easy choice

>>79933866
>no black guys

>>79933866
Where's the Fass?!

>>79940625
We need a token black guy.

Idris Elba is the obvious choice.

>>79934125
He's above it all my dude

>>79940338
What? No way!

>>79937638
classic

>>79940826
"AND WE GIVE IT TO YOU... THE PEOPLE"

>>79933866

Daniel Day Lewis is the most reddit guy.

Also, Brendan Fraser and Alfie Allen belongs to /tv/.

>>79941467
I feel like Benedict Cumberbutch or Aziz Ansari are the most archetypally reddit, but there are so many contenders on that chart

>>79940259
River Phoenix is undeniably the better Phoenix even in death.

>>79933866
Who's the guy in the middle, bathed in red and turquoise?

I recognize that Goose is too popular to not be pleb but I still love him.

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>>79940738
This wtf guys

>>79933527
Why does male modeling always boil down to tying a tie or fastening cuff links.

>>79932845

switch baby goose and mel so it lines up politically plz thnx

>>79940259
People don't talk about him too much but I think if /tv/ gave it some thought, we'd decide Joaqin Phoenix is ourguy, obviously.

River too.

>>79933866
this is embarrassing whoever made this

>>79933866
Joaquin Pheonix is the best of them all

Mmmhmmm >>> Mel the Moshe Pounder >>> CIA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Autistic screecher

>>79941786
Fassbender is too handsome for the likes of us

Tell me of powder

>>79942229
mhmmm... nootka... powder..............................

Good day mhmmm