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Alien Covenant Trailer 2 Leak

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IT'S XENOKINO

goo gl/mjx0Q7

THANK YOU BASED RIDLEY
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Looks more like Aliens in tone. I love it,
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>>79931297
How'd he get so fucking ripped?
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REHASH REHASH REHASH
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>>79931297
cant even post the link properly nigger fuck you
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is this the one directed by niel blimpkompf?
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>>79932012
no it's prometheus 2
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>>79931297
looks okay. maybe 6/10. okay.
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Xenomorphs must have to drink really often what with all the fluids they are constantly drewling out.
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>>79932012
http://www.slashfilm.com/neill-blomkamps-aliens-sequel-is-probably-not-happening/

http://collider.com/alien-5-neill-blomkamp-movie/
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>>79931997
Ya. Can anybody help out a newfag by spoonfeeding me a link
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>>79932012
Blomkampf won't direct anything ever again
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>>79931297
lel wtf is that? the alien king?
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>>79931297
Looks like Alien + Black Hawk Down + Prometheus

My body is fucking ready
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>>79932117
flickreel.com/alien-covenant-new-trailer-leaks-early/
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>>79931297
How do i use the link?

Pls no bully
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trailer is selling it like it's fucking ALIENS 2. disappointeeeeeed
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>>79932276
alien also acts like the bugs in aliens

helloooo its supposed to move slow

fukn raptor xenos fuk off
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>>79932276
>>79932319

Looks like people who prefer alien are finally BTFO by ridley himself
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>do you hear that?
>nothing

Why can'[t we just pretend prometheus never happened, and explain the origin of the aliens in a more logical way with a retcon? Why do we have to remember that shit movie? And why the hell are they specifically sending a gay couple on a colonization mission? Presumably the reason they chose couples only is for reproduction. So why have a gay couple? That seems a bit shoehorned in.
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>Hear that?
>No birds
OF FUCKING COURSE NOT YOU DUMB BITCH
YOU'RE NOT ON EARTH
BIRDS ARE EARTH CREATURES
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>>79932208
Yeah, you got something to say to the king?
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>>79932398
Yeah i'm gonna fuck his queen if he don't get off the spacecraft
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>>79932263
Thx based anon

Looks like it might not be shit
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>>79932379
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>>79932398

yeah, aliens is a generic action flick which laid the foundation for most summer blockbuster shit we see these days. most people want a throwback to alien but ridley's alzheimer brain doesn't seem to get this.
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I loved Prometheus (I know) - I love alien, but dislike aliens except for its comics and arcade games.

This movie feels too much to me like a let down so far and I can't really understand why. It seems like a Jurassic world style sequel where nostalgia points are all that matters
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>>79932379
Prometheus had it's problems, but it was pretty good. This is just Scott (Or the producers) listening to you plebs and just rehashing the Alien shit we've had before. It would've been better if he continued with Paradise.
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So why is there so much facehugger shit now?
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>>79932381
It's Prometheus 2.0 in terms of stupidity.
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>>79932498
Because they need to explain the life cycle in every fucking movie now, after several films
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>>79932484
I can get behind this I guess. If you're going to put in a designated non breeder population, then having gays be it is a good strategy, since they'll still be sexually satisfied. My SJW sensor is over sensitive I guess.
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>>79931297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svnAD0TApb8
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>>79931297
>leaked

It's on Fox's official YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svnAD0TApb8
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looks like complete shit
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>>79931297
are you fucking kidding

with with that CG ayy and those greenscreen shots?

jesus, I rather have those half-asses from ADI back
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>>79932496
Prometheus had agonizingly slow pacing, did the lost thing where it raised a hundred thousand questions and answered none, and relied on plot induced stupidity at nearly all points to carry it. Beyond the meme about running sideways even.

Did we really need half the film to be landscape shots (that were, admittedly, beautiful)?
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>>79931297
>this colony ship is full of couples
>cut to BMWF

Really joggin those noggin
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all I ask is that xenos get to the chryo'd colonists and just massacre the fuck out of them all/turn them into a breeding farm

also speaking of breeding farms I also really hope David transformed Shaw into some kind of hentai like xeno queen abomination
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>>79932576
That looked awesome. Crazy shots of the alien. Pleanty spooky and cool looking for me.
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>>79932484

jesus christ is nothing sacred
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>>79932663
You do know this is a prequel to alien right?
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The Alien franchise was a mistake
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>>79932491
You'd seriously have the balls to say that to the king?
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>>79932688
you do know there is a xeno morph in OP's pic from the trailer right?
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>>79932721
And?
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>>79932713
>he thinks the males are the dominant gender in aliens

kys
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Wait is this the sequel to Prometheus? What the fuck happened to going to the Engineers homeworld?
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>>79932576

whats the story here? is this the same planet from Prometheus where everyone got fucked?
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>>79932610
>Prometheus had agonizingly slow pacing, did the lost thing where it raised a hundred thousand questions and answered none

The questions will never be answered because he can't make the trilogy he wanted. This shitty action flick is not what he intended, but he probably couldn't take you assholes whining over Prometheus. And the pacing wasn't slow at all, you should just stick to capeshit YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH BOI
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>>79931372
You're cancer
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It's not what i wanted but it looks ok
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>>79932828
Half the movie was landscape shots adding hours between actually plot advancing scenes.
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>>79932797
Man plot's been leaked for a while now

This is it, those scenes with all the bodies, those bodies are engineer bodies. David got there and somehow killed them all by developing bio weapons himself.
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Looks good except for that last part with the Xeno bashing his head against the glass, what the fuck it actually made me chuckle
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post yfw its a disappointment like prometheus
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how do you not put motherfucking james franco in the trailer? it's like they want it to fail
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we gonna talk about why a long range colony ship who as far as they are aware live in a universe with no hostile lifeforms has military grade weapons?
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>>79932894
So David made it there, killed everyone, then went back to Earth and brought new people? So what this next movie takes place like 200 years after Prometheus?
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>>79932687
The Flintstones comic is so good. You don't even know.
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>>79931297
Jesus christ this looks more and more uninteresting with each new trailer
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Trailer is officially posted on YouTube cuz of the leak.
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>>79932884
Stick to marvel flicks, Prometheus is too kino for your tiny brain.
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>>79932994
You might be retarded.
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>>79932894
are you fucking kidding me
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>>79932992

Aliens do exist already in this universe

The just don't know about the engineers or aliens themselves
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>>79932981
because he dies early in the movie
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>So we brought a couple of gays to colonize a planet, you know because we need two people who can't have kids to repoblate a planet
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>>79932981
He probably dies in cryosleep or some dumb shit.
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>>79932994
different droid named 'walter'
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>>79932484
>>79932999
Holy shit, is this a new comic? When did it come out? What's it called?
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>>79932496
This

Prometheus had its problems but it atleast tried to do new and interesting thing. Also it was aesthetic as fuck.

This just looks like a bland lifeless sudio mandated alien sequel with shit CGI.
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>>79932884
>Pleb tries to watch kino
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>the xeno which was always practical effects is now cgi

d r o p p e d
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>>79932258
>Alien + Black Hawk Down + Prometheus
No it fucking doesn't. Looks like an Alien flick with some daytime outdoor sequences.
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>>79933077
It's been going for months.

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones
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>>79933149
>>79933024
Tell me then, why were the landscape shots important to the plot of the movie, or its artistic merit?

What color are the emperor's clothes, because from where I'm standing, he's actually nude.
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>>79933045
yea that's why I said as far as they're aware
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>>79933077
the fagstones
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The this flick's Nu Ripley looks like Lena Dunham
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I like it.
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>>79933161
>he thinks CGI is always worse than practical
Into the trash the post goes.
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>>79932381
So you've been to other earth like planets huh....
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>>79933161

Christopher Nolan should have taken over. Just imagine Alien played by Tom Hardy in that last scene.
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>>79933201
>Tell me then, why were the landscape shots important to the plot of the movie, or its artistic merit?
They weren't "important" to the plot at all. They were just aesthetic af homie, but at no point was the plot not advancing. You were just expecting some standard explosions and quips because you're a capeshit loving pleb.
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>>79932484
>non breeders
So the robot, the robot takes the role of helping hands. Again, why do we need gays to repoblate a planet? You need as much different DNA (to avoid inbreeding) as possible, 2 more mouths to feed that aren't going to help with the main mission seems stupid.

Homosexuals are fucking fine if the species isn't in danger though.
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Just CGI my Xeno up
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>>79933161
we already know that they did a lot of practical xenos with suits anyway from the casting calls and actor interviews. also, they've been doing CGI xenos since alien 3 you fucking retard
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I don't care how pessimistic everyone else is, I'm looking forward to this.
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>>79933216

No I meant there are other alien lifeforms
, just not ones such as the engineers or xenomorphs

Aliens and the prologue mention them
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>>79933270
You can advance the plot with aesthetic as fuck shots. Good movies do this in fact. They don't just throw in beautiful shots to bring the average up, so they can make do with ugly as fuck shots in every other frame like prometheus.
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>>79932660
Cut to faggots who can't reproduce...
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>>79933303
People are pessimistic about this? Oh man, I'm just gonna stop reading now because this has me hyped. One thing is for certain, this film is going to look absolutely gorgeous. I'm really digging the direction the story is going in right now too.
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>>79932484
This is a complete fantasy justifying their existence evolutionarily. One need not do any more than observe social strictures kept gay people marrying and having kids and living sad lives. That is how their genes bread...because they had freaking kids because social norms forced it.

It shall be very interesting to see if this weeds itself out over the next few hundred years or not. Then you will know the answer.

Of course, in 200 years, everyone will self-bodymod into giant-breasted dick-shitting tit futas with 30 giraffe neck-sized cocks and the holes to accommodate it.
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>>79933285
jackass, I didn't see practical effects in the trailer for the xenomorph, I didn't say they never used cg for these flicks - just that it's never been cg the entire time, go slit your wrists on a can of sardines
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>>79933274
They may need more manpower early on than uteri. They have to build a colony before they can raise many children. Maybe the next generation is intended to be breeding sows using frozen semen.
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>>79933265
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE CONDOM LATEX, ENGINE PARTS AND SILICON LUBRICANT
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>>79931297
It's funny how marketers are months behind memes, no one uses based anymore.
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>>79933322
Dude it's okay, just leave your brain off and get ready for the next Thor movie.
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DUDE ALIEN BLOWJOBS LMAO
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>>79932258
>>79933179
nah, it looks like a SyFy original trying to rip off Aliens and the outdoor battle from Avatar. WHAT THE FUCK IS with that green screen?
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>you hear that
>what?
>exactly
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>"what are the odds of findind earth vegetation in another planet" - astronaut guy
Completely realistic acting right here.
Even an elementary school teacher from Cambodia would flip his shit in the spot at the implications
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>>79933422
>You hear that?
>No, you're talking
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>>79933265
Mhhhh.
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>>79933422
>mfw
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>>79933453
He said 'human' vegetation.
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>>79933453
I hate when movies portrait scientist like literally bumbling retards with no basic knowledge of any science.
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>>79933475
That's even worse.
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>>79933416
Fuck off
Mcbride is the only good thing to come from the DUDE WEED LMAO *HUHHH HUHHH HUHHH* Seth Rogen crew
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>>79933422
>it's quiet
>too quiet
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>>79933410
Hey man, no problem, I'm sure you have to get ready for the latest hit from MoonJive. It's 300 minutes of a single beautiful black and white shot of a chair in an otherwise empty room. Occasionally you can hear a couple arguing, but no words can be made out, just the tone. in the climax, a man comes in, masturbates (full nudity), then hangs himself (kicking the chair down). In the man's final moments, the chair turns into the smurfs, bringing color to the film. The smurfs perform an orgy on the man's hanging corpse. I thought it was quite deep, if you disagree, you're retarded.
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>What are the odds?
Almost zero, so fucking low it can only mean one thing, someone from Earth brought it here, and recently enough to not mutate and evolve into another thing with the different enviroment.
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>>79933502
Its not about knowledge is about deductive intelligence, wheat on an alien planet means 99.999% that whoever sent you lied about everything and there were previous attempts to colonize that ended up in disaster OR 0.0001% ancient alien shit, either way people would flip their shit on the spot.
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DUDE A CAST OF PEOPLE EMBARK ON A PLANET AND ACT STUPID AND ILLOGICAL AND DIE ONE BY ONE: THE MOVIE


How many times are they gonna keep making the same movie over and over again? Prometheus was mistake.
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>>79933422
>do you see that?
>what?
>exactly
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>Oh look, an Alien ship, lets enter without our enviromental gear on, and without weapons. Lets not even send drones...
Godfuckingdamnit, and these are scientists?
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>>79933536
that sounds amazing

whens it due out?
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>>79933592
That's why I liked The Thing. Everyone was doing the best they could.
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>>79933422
>do you smell that?
>what
>exactly
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>>79933508
DUDE PRETENDING THATS TRUE LMAO
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>>79932117

Its on youtube
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>>79932894
it's true, and it's why these aliens are much larger than the previous aliens.
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>>79933555
The odds are so low you would have to even question your existence before asking about the odds. You would be going in to shock/insane. This line is so quippy it's cringe worthy.
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>plants that depend on animals to spread their seeds everywhere
>but no animals
>also an alien ship
I'd be nopeing so hard
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>>79933636
I heard after moonjive, they're only doing a limited release, and inserting 30 second clips into various gay midget porn videos across the internet. It's up to true fans to find them all!
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>>79933643
>do you feel that?
>what?
>my benis
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>>79931297
Looks dumb as shit.

I'm only rooting for it for the inevitable kino RLM review.
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>>79932130

that's sad, Chappie was pretty good
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>>79933713
>>79933625
>>79933592
>>79933555
>>79933563
The problem with horror movies in outher earth settings is that the most common trope of horror movies is that the people are fucking retarded as a plot device which goes in conflict with the backstory of people qualified enough to be sent to other worlds in the first place.
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>>79933592
The problem is that we keep making new humans that haven't seen this movie countless times before. There will always be a market for it.

>>79931297
so much shit-talking on /tv/, release a formulaic 3 minute corporate montage and suddenly you're salivating
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>>79931297
>that cg
no, just no
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>>79933713
Actually it has to be previous human colonization,
wheat is the way it's now because we made it that way, prehistoric wheat was completely different and we wouldn't even be able recognize it. So the only explanation for the same actual wheat as in Earth in another planet is: we brought it with us there
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Promethus looked better than this.
This looks so boring, and dead. All they had to do was take Damon Lindel OFF the script and keep the same tonality and we would have gotten a decent movie instead of another monster flick.
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remember when Ridley meant kino?
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>>79933643
>do you smell that?
>sorry, I couldn't hold on
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>not wearing bio suits on an unexplored world.
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>>79933793
>RLM review
kys
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Why did they release the trailer before the cgi was finished?
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>>79933856
>So the only explanation for the same actual wheat as in Earth in another planet is: we brought it with us there
Yeah like I said in this post >>79933563 the odds is that it was previous colonization attemp but I'm sure the plot will be ancient alien shit and surely the ignorant artsy type of people who end up writting scrips for hollywood are unaware of basic historical trivia like wild crops being different from what we have now.
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Are they going to a planet that was already discovered and deemed to be safe to walk around without helmets by a previous expedition crew?

If not, why are they walking around without any helmets?
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>>79933956
This is a pretty common occurence now famalam.
Touch-ups take place all the way up to the week of release and the trailers are cut by a third party so they just pick the shit that looks the 'most done' and throw it in for quick cuts.
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>>79932492
>>79932496
I liked Prometheus as well, so Im not so hot on this one
>>79932828
This

Riddley caved in. He didn't have the balls or support from execs to make the new story he wanted. So now he's doing something he hates, making sequels

Still going to see it in theaters though, love the aesthetic
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>>79933893
>habitable atmosphere already
>already has wheat growing
>in ALIENS they have massive Atmosphere Processing Plants the colonists use to make the planet habitable

what planet are they on? It better not be Acheron (LV-426)
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>>79932576
"you hear that?"
"what"
"nothing. no birds, no animals.."

FUCK YOU
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>>79934009
BECAUSE HAHA WERE SCIENTISTS
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>>79932828
>not what he intended
>>79934027
>Riddley caved in

What do you mean? Did the studio fuck him?
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>>79934009
I assume they sent a probe to analyze the atmospheric composition, pressure, etc but forgot to attach a video camera to it
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>>79933893

>5 minutes on new planet after what you could assume hundreds of hours of training to do task in said suit.

>"I can't take it anymore! I'm not wearing this stupid suit!,"
>Holy shit we can breathe!!!
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>>79934124
people never talk like that in real life.

its so easy to make realistic dialog. why the fuck has everything to be le quirky quip of le snarky character.
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>>79934168
Yet they act surprised to see wheat
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>>79934246
"act"
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>>79934246
>What are the odds of finding modern wheat on a different planet
The odds are it's a fucking trap, whoever sent you there to colonize didn't tell you they sent people before and all died. Those are the odds.
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>>79934246
>who planted it
uhh god maybe?
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>>79934171
That type of shit irks me the most man.
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>>79934246

Its an alien movie

Chances are most of the team are working with a secret agenda
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>>79934246
That's why I said they forgot to attach a camera for some reason (poor writting)
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>>79934343
>poor writting
hmmm
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>>79934303
The bitch from the first one planted it.

She stayed on the planet and needed food to eat.
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>>79933303
>>79933345
The fuck?
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>>79934303
/pol/ pls
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>>79934408
she had some wheat seeds in her pocket before she took off in that alien ship?
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>>79933815
being a spaceman in the alien universe is nothing special. it's not the best and brightest bringing advancing the state of humanity, it's blue-collar wage slaves starting a colony so their employers can make money

just like prometheus was essentially "what happens when the ceo of walmart tries to find god?"
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>>79934445
>ceo of walmart
more like the ceo of google
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>>79931297
Huh, it actually looks pretty good. better than the first trailer. Now i'am hype
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>>79934445
>being a spaceman in the alien universe is nothing special.
It is in this time frame, its a long time before the events of the first movie and you dont actually see blue collar types until the second which is even furthest in time.
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>>79934443
>he doesnt have an emergency box of plantable wheat in his car
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>prequels
Boring as fuck. I want to see what's going 5000 years AFTER Alien Resurrection
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>>79934523
>He doesnt carry several hardrives with the complete genomes of every crop on earth and a trusty experimental bio 3d printer with nano scale capabilities in the trunk of his car
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>>79932576
That absolute dogshit cgi, where's fucking shadow of hand on glass wtf, this looks so bad I knew it was gonna be shit when they were shilling the faggots in the last supper spot, fuck this shit
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>>79932605
Is this real I wasn't watching trailers, but now I'm curious
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>>79934522
>you dont actually see blue collar types until the second
Alien literally only had blue collar people
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>>79931297
>The year 2525
>Still using a m16
Ridiculous as those axes.
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>>79934563
How would that movie go?
>a xenomorph jumps on a random humanoid and is instantly desintegrated by a swarm of defensive nanobots expelled from its biomechanical skin
>the end
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tfw we wont get a colonial marines based alien movie, if at all...
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>Mission to colonize a planet
>Bring only retards and fuglies
This movie is so dumb
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>>79931297
Meh, looks like a much better copy of the Prometeus plot.
How do these movies manage to have gorgeous landscapes and make them look so dull? Is it Ridley or his Director of Photography?
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>>79934592
>murky screenshot of a trailer
>it has homos in it
>judges whole film from this
Kek /pol/ is to the right faggot.
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>>79933420
Someone shop this with the Syfy logo
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>>79934639
Werent they all engies? point still stands though
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Just watched Alien Ressurection

My god, was that a piece of shit. "Mixed reviews" my ass.
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>>79934715
>Werent they all engies?
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>>79934670
Sounds based as fuck
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>>79934715
they were fucking space truckers dude, hauling ore
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>>79934687
>Hasn't seen the absolute dog shitstained gun shot of thick behind the green screen shit
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>>79931297
Alium looks like the mother from Resident Evil 7 in terms of movement and its body

Looks like it could range from shit to decent
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>>79934592
I'm assuming this is a meme but just in case anyone actually believes this, glass can't have a shadow unless its really murky.
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Where is this in the timeline? Pre-Prometheus?

Is this the human form of Fassbender? Another roboclone? The same roboclone that ends up just a head?
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>>79934159
Yes. Paradise is what he wanted
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>>79934751
how bow dah bonus situation?
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>>79934847
What a dickhead next time your in your dads car kid, put hand on the glass there is a minor reflection even if faded you stupid fucking mong
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>"Here's the xenomorph design sir."
>"Can't we make it look even more evil and mean???!"
>"It's an anim-"
>"I know! Give it some angry eyes! Thse always make it so you know things are bad when they have angry eyes."
>"They don't really have muscles in the dome it's kind of just a sh-
>"Give it angry eyes."
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What's this? Some Engineer City?
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Hollywood is going to fuck this all up. You just know it. This franchise needs to be ended already, or handed over to a competent owner

There is no way the creators of Prometheus can NOT fuck up an Alien movie, especially if they are putting all this SJW shit in there.


First off, negroids are not going to watch this shit, and women are not going to watch this shit. Keep the cuck shit out of the alien universe.

Also the fact that you can pick out plot holes from the trailer should tell you how coherent the story is going to be. Danny McBride should be nowhere near this movie, total typecast retard who always plays the redneck.. YEEEHAAA I GOT ME A COWBOY HAT I GREW UP IN A TRAILERPARK YEEEEHAW WATCH ME DRIVE MA BIG DIESEL SPACESHIP

Day 1 pirate
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>>79934884
Cash me ayy lmaoutside
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>>79934849
10 years after prometheus

that's walter, a more advanced iteration of weyland-yutani's android tech

david is the hooded figure
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>>79934847
hahahha oh wow
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>>79934849
Post, they're colonizing in deep space, which is significantly after Prometheus in the timeline
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>>79934918
how did he get a new body?
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>>79934874
So what was it going to be about? It's not like Ridley is a creative force now
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>>79934849
its post-prometheus
the planet is the engineer's homeworld
there are two "fassbenders" david and the one in covenant
david is in this planet, seen as the black hooded figure in the trailer, trying to create the xenomorph
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>>79934915
>Day 1 pirate
aren't they all?
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>>79931297
looks so boring. All of that has been done before multiple times; this series is dead
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>>79934918
>>79934950
>>79934849
>>79934949
What happened to the girl of the first movie
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>>79934997
dead, murdered by david, possibly used in his experiments to re-create the engineers' "perfect organism"

desu i was hoping she would be the villain
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>>79934715
Dallas - mon kapitan/pilot
Kane - executive officer
Ripley - warrant officer (comms/cargo?)
Lambert - navigator
Ash - medical/science officer
Parker - engineer
Brett - junior technician, 2nd grade

Only Parker, and Brett were plebian dogsbodies on the ship - Ripley too really seeing as Warrant Officer is another term sargent major-type rank. The rest were all commissioned officers.
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>>79934079
>It better not be Acheron (LV-426)
jej how much you wanna bet it is and they nuke it at the end to get rid of an alien horde and that's why it became a barren shithole
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>>79934981
The problem is that I've actually seen the relevant films, and I'm still fucking lost

This shit is getting too complicated
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>>79933264

Well that's classified
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>>79935046
>>79934981
is any of this confirmed in any way?
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>>79935046
How can a head murder anyone?
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>>79932585
yeah pretty much
it will definitely be even worse than prometheus which was already a disappointment thanks to lindelof
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>mfw Scott keeps trying to recreate the original Alien but keeps fucking it up

We saw more screentime of the xenomorph(s) in the fucking Covenant Trailer than we did in the entire film of Alien. Less is more, especially when it comes to horror movies. I've already seen from this trailer alone a bunch of close-up scenes of the alien running around. I already know who gets FACEHUGGED.com and who's going to die.

There's no longer any suspense or mystery to be had. You know, the elements that made Alien a good movie. This is just a big-budget fan film that people only see because they want to see the cool new xenomorphs kill people in creative ways.
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>>79931297
Is Lindelof involved in this? I'm getting his special kind of retard vibes from the trailer
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>>79935078
>nuke planet to completely destroy the environment and atmosphere of the entire planet
>alien ship survives and is still chilling there in Alien
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>>79935083
it's not hard at all. alien doesn't even factor into it, this is a continuation of prometheus

david suggested that he and shaw take the alien ship filled with the terrible bioweapon back to earth, and shaw tells him no, she wants to go to god's home planet, and that he wouldn't understand because he's just a robot. so he ruses her into putting his head back onto his body and slathers the engineer homeworld in xeno jizz while she's asleep. he then spends a few years fucking around on the planet, with a distress signal broadcasting as a trap.
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Erm why is there sound effects from James Cameron's Aliens in this trailer?
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gotta have that female hero because CURRENT YEAR and it has always had female heroes hahaha

it'd be fun if Franco was the sole survivor of the film
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>>79935213
why does he want to kill the engineers?

why do the engineers go around creating life on random planets?

Who created the xenos?

I'm not lost so much on the overarching story, but all of the intricacies
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>>79935238
He'll be in cryo sleep through the whole ordeal.
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Could this be the ship that Shau left with from the end of prometheus? She said she wanted to go to their home world and by the looks of that temple scene this is the homeworld. Maybe she brought the disease with her and killed all those engineers we see in a shot.
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>tfw we're getting a total of four (4) fucking films just to explain the space jockey from the first movie

Not only is this completely fucking retarded, but it also kills the air of mystery surrounding the derelict ship. It didn't need to be anything more than it was. You were free to speculate on why he was there and what he was doing with the eggs. Instead we get this "DID YOU KNOW THE ENGINEERS ARE ACTUALLY ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS WHO SEEDED LIFE ON EARTH AND CREATED THE XENOMORPHS BY DIPPING BLACK GOO INTO MEN WHO HAD SEX WITH WOMEN WHO GAVE BIRTH TO SQUIDS WHO FACEHUGGED MEN TO PRODUCE ALIENS, AND THAT A COUPLE DECADES AGO SOME HUMANS CAME TO THIS PLANET AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH"

Nothing good came from Prometheus, and nothing good will come from these other 3 alien prequels.
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>>79932379
>Presumably the reason they chose couples only is for reproduction.
Nah. You would need thousands of couples to have a sustainable human colony, otherwise the lack of genetic diversity will get'cha in a few generations. Couples were probably selected for the mission because couples are hella socially stable; single people cause more drama than those in long-term relationships. It would be completely reasonable to have gay couples on the crew, if not downright preferable since you get double the manpower.
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>>79935295

>Who created the xenos?

The engineers. They use them as a weapon.
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>>79935390

It's SW prequelitis.

Everything needs to be explained and overexplained in a very poor way, even though it wasn't really needed at all.
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>>79931297
>This ship is full of couples
Then why did you bring a pair of homos? Do they want to infect their new colony with space GRID?
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>>79932687
I don't feel you'd like the new Snagglepuss comic either.
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>>79931297
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>>79935390
Idiots have been making this exact idiotic complaint for some time now, and it will never stop being idiotic. The story of Prometheus is far more interesting than a short scene in Alien. You have bad taste and you're stupid.
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>>79935295
>why does he want to kill the engineers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx54f_N7s34

>why do the engineers go around creating life on random planets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRa_xmJ4zXg

>Who created the xenos?
the engineers, probably
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This looks like fucking shit.

>No atmosphere or sense of slow-building tension
>over-the-top blood and gore
>same basic plot as Prometheus, mixed with elements of Alien / Aliens
>Franco and Mcbride together
>shaky-cam cinematography
>crap title

I think it's time to let go
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>>79933369
I can't believe this was actually an idea they had.
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>>79935469
That's the thing, it's all in the execution.

I would love to know everything about the Cloverfield monster. But if they give me more, and it sucks, I'll wish they had left the mystery.
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>five fucking films
>still no conclusion to the bonus situation
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>>79933893
I'm pretty sure they knew the atmosphere was breathable beforehand. Otherwise why colonize it?
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>It's another walk on an alien planet without complete and total protection no matter what because it's a FUCKING ALIEN PLANET WITH FUCK KNOWS WHAT KIND OF LIFE FORMS THAT COULD BE HARMFUL TO HUMANITY episode

Why do movies always do this bullshit? Ridley did the SAME GODDAMN THING IN PROMETHEUS to drive the plot. Fucking stupid bullshit, how dumb are people? You spend trillions of dollars launching an interstellar colonization mission, and then walk around the planet without complete 100% breathing apparatuses to prevent you from breathing in pathogens / pollens / etc. from the ALIEN LIFEFORMS.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>79935173
>not getting rid of the atmosphere in case some of the xenos survive the blast
>the ship could survive the blast since it's in a cave or ridley could just say it was a convoy of engineer ships and they both crash landed there
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>>79935543
>when you're so incredibly dumb you list 6 complaints that are either laughably trivial or make no sense in the context of just having watched a trailer

I think I know where you came from, and you need to go back.

>>>/pol/
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>>79935486
Not to mention what a total farce the hollywood myth of the "gay couple that acts just like a straight couple, except it's two dudes" is.

>>79935418
Even with more bodies in cryo storage, it'd still be important to have as many viable child-producing couples as possible. The argument of "well there's tons of couples anyway, so we can afford a few homos" doesn't work. You're still wasting space for what is effectively dead weight. Every homo couple means one less straight couple to help with the colonization effort. There's no reason to take them if you can help it. And it certainly can be helped. Any sort of colonization mission like this, realistically, would screen everyone and make sure you're only bringing along straight people who want kids and aren't infertile, elderly, etc. Hell, you'd probably go further than that and do even more advanced screening to weed out people with certain genetic disorders or predispositions or whatever else.
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>>79934246
Yeah, because you wouldn't expect to see earth wheat on an alien plant, breathable atmosphere or not.

Anyway, I'm sure they'll give a good explanation for why no space suits this time. I hope.
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>>79935588
>Not to mention what a total farce the hollywood myth of the "gay couple that acts just like a straight couple, except it's two dudes" is.

It's not a myth, I know a gay couple exactly like this. What are you basing this off of?
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>>79934915
Jewywood needs to roll over and die. They're become obsolete.

But yeah I'm pretty sure it'll be fucked. At least the Neomorphs are cool.
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>>79935390
Money talks. Alien died with Alien Resurrection. They know they will still get a portion of fans to see it, while normies will go see it anyway because they like monster horror flicks.
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>>79935140
This is definitely more Aliens and Resurrection than Alien.

>>79935164
If they did I think I'll track that kike bastard down and strangle him to death myself.
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>>79934913

Yeah, it's their home planet and they are all dead because Shau and David from prometheus brought the disease with them.
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>>79935610
>I know this one gay couple so this is totally the norm

Gay men are the most promiscuous people on earth. They do not typically do monogamous pair bonding like straight couples. And why would they? The typical biological rules go out the window.

For instance, the average gay man has had 500 sexual partners. Average.
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>>79935687
If you'll notice I didn't say it was the norm, I said it wasn't a myth. You fucking brain dead cunt.
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>>79935687
kek I know which statistic sheet you looked at and the average isn't 500, it's way lower. You liar.
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>>79935663
It's not like Aliens. It's specifically trying to be like the original Alien while totally forgetting what made that work.

Aliens wasn't the product of someone trying to make a suspenseful horror movie that completely failed to deliver. It was made with a completely different philosophy and intent in mind.
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Do something new with Prometheus
>people bitch
Go back and do what everyone loves
>people bitch

Hell, I am just going to be happy for a nice R rated action-horror in space movie.
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>>79931297
Why is it so big?
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>>79931297
dis looks good mane
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>>79935715
So now we're just resorting to pedantry?
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>>79935579
I'm pretty sure that when I see this I'll walk out, shrug my shoulders and say "eh, better than Prometheus"

I've lost hope for Ayylien at this point.

>>79935588
I mean, I'm not exactly happy with the racemixing either (funny how they included a BW/WM and WM/BM guy with a nigger who looks half-white, the Jews must be finally catching on) but at least they can, you know, have kids.

You have a limited number of crew members you can pick, prioritizing couples to populate the colony, and you bring two faggots because...? I mean, how many members does a population need to deal with the problem of incest? Wouldn't you want as many kids as possible to minimize risks?
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>>79931372
me too
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>>79935753
The issue with Prometheus wasn't that it "did something new". It's that whatever it did was shit. It was a complete mess of a script.
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This shot here sold me on the movie.

Forget all the action, and explosions, and guns and gore. A scene of a person, who is just terrified. A look more genuine than I would have hoped. Not the fake-ass over the top scared. It looks real.
Almost makes up for Danny McBride
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>>79935757
it's the xeno Kang
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>>79935610
>anecdotal evidence
wewlad

>>79935687
>For instance, the average gay man has had 500 sexual partners. Average.
How the fuck? I'm guessing they're factoring in the "every faggot who fucks another faggot is also fucking every faggot that faggot's fucked etc. because STDs"
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>>79933420
that could be realistically a placeholder and they could be working on re filming that part
plenty of movies do that, now why did they choose to show a placeholder?
because they needed someone shooting a gun and I'm assuming thats gonna be just around the only scene with someone shooting a gun
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>>79935753
Like I said, it'll be better than Prometheus, but I doubt it'll be anything special.
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>>79935783
>I mean, I'm not exactly happy with the racemixing either (funny how they included a BW/WM and WM/BM guy with a nigger who looks half-white, the Jews must be finally catching on) but at least they can, you know, have kids.
>You have a limited number of crew members you can pick, prioritizing couples to populate the colony, and you bring two faggots because...? I mean, how many members does a population need to deal with the problem of incest? Wouldn't you want as many kids as possible to minimize risks?
You are not going to start a colony only with 16 people.

it will be
1. That these are the pathfinders for future ships that will bring in thousands
OR
2. they have people in frozen storage or eggs artificial womb to add people, then the gay couple can help raise some kids.
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>>79935757
looks like there's gonna be several xenomorphs. There's one white one which resembles bananahead from Prometheus and this big one that looks like a roided Big Chap. The white one might be the big one as an infant though.
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>>79935387
YES THIS IS THE ENGINEERS HOME PLANET. Holy shit are you fucking retarded?
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so wtf is this a prequel or sequel also is that david or a different droid
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>>79935865
I suspect it will be fun.
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>>79935866
>they have people in frozen storage or eggs artificial womb to add people, then the gay couple can help raise some kids
I mean, they should do that anyway to start with, but they mentioned couples specifically.

Anyway, I just hope they explain it in a way that isn't hamfisted SJW nonsense, but I know I'm asking for too much from (((Fox))).
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>>79935887

Different Droid, just looks the same because it's a robot. It's a direct sequal.
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>>79935821
I've yet to see a single remotely smart person criticize Prometheus. It seems to be exclusively pol-tier retards who didn't like it.
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>>79935879
There are two species: Neomorphs and the Protomorph. Neomorphs are born from humans who ingest the spores, and the Protomorph is likely something David cooks up later on, bringing us one step closer to the classic bioweapon we all know and love.
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>>79935911

Was it Autism?
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>>79935916
Direct sequel to the alien movies ?
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>>79932576
the opening scene was cool

all the actors look shitty as fuck

this could be bad
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>>79931297
CGI ruins a movie, again.
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>>79935783
>>79935904

>that shilling against Jews even when it's Fox

Not that you're smart enough to understand concepts like legitimacy or logical consistency to begin with, but this is a pretty hilarious way to de-legitimize your entire agenda.
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>>79935972

No. Sequal to Prometheus. The alien ship in the trailer is the same ship they left the planet with in prometheus.
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>>79935051
>Warrant officer.
Basically she's an officer (in the military sense) above enlisted soldiers but bellow all non warrant officers. Presumably there not only to provide counsel to Dallas but also make sure the crew are following whatever regulations are in place (see the airlock scene when they are trying to bring Kane on board).
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>>79935904
Well Alien movies always had a sexual element, be it from the oral rape of the face hugger, to Ash stuffing a porn magazine down ripley's throat. To the terror of birth in Prometheus.

I think you might see some sort of fun at play in the script with all the couples.
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>>79931297
reported for shilling that site, the trailer is on youtube
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>>79935943
where are the proofs?
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>>79935972
How can anyone be this dumb?
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>>79936005
>Sequal to Prometheus.
oh
> The alien ship in the trailer is the same ship they left the planet with in prometheus.
yeah i noticed wasnt too sure if it was a sequel to aliens
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>>79936063
i dont follow these movies u fucking faggot
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>>79936100

Shaw and David brought the disease or possibly an alien egg from Prometheus planet.
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>>79936100
dead engineers ?
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>>79936003
>even when it's Fox
Fox is Jewy as fuck, just like every other big Hollywood producer.
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>>79935757
Xenomorphs have always been substantially larger than humans, if not bulkier than at least substantially taller, although obviously both Chap and the Warriors in the first two movies were people in suits so there's only so different their bodies can be from human standard.
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>>79931297
How do I get gains like this
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>>79933285
>since alien 3
So, since cgi not a single alien movie was good?
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>>79936012
I know one of 'em gets fucked by the Protomorph in the shower. We saw that in the trailer.

Anyway, the only gays in outer space I want are of the nigger variety.
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Wow so you're telling me this crew finds batch of eggs and proceeds fuck with them when one begins to hatch? Sounds like deep innovative plot that hasnt been done before

Really making me think here
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>>79935486
See >>79935418
This tbqh
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>>79936152
Alright dude, Fox is just objectively not owned by a Jewish person. You have zero credibility shilling against Jews in this context, even less than otherwise. Learn to use that tiny bit of brain matter you actually have.
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a sequel thats a prequel. hmm.
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>super advanced super race
>cant stop crash landing into planets, moons, my dick

good franchise guys
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>>79936013
it wasn't when i posted it

fox wound up putting the trailer up officially a few hours after since they couldn't stop the leaks

it was originally supposed to release at 6 am
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>>79936045
Spoilers were posted here months ago.

>>79936100
Explosion from the shuttle or dead engineers.
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>>79935543
Franco will die in the first 20 minutes
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>>79936215
>believing leaks
They're almost always fake m8.
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>>79935051
IIRC, If under the merchant marine.

Dallas - captain/master
Kane - XO/First officer
Ripley - 2nd Officer
Ash - Science Officer
Lambert - Navigator, and was a chief specialist
Parker and brett woudl fit under Able seamen (spacemen) ranks.

Only Dallas, Kane, and Ripley (Lt.) had commissioned ranks -- though I do not know what Ash was.
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>>79935543
I don't think over the top blood and gore is something that should be removed from an Alien movie of all movies, considering that in Alien Kane's fake chest was rigged with high pressure hoses specifically so that the "blood" would spray fucking everywhere during the chestburster scene.
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>WHEAT
>FIELDS OF WHEAT
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>>79936204
>Rupert Murdoch
I searched whether he's Jewish and found a lot of conflicting information.

Anyway, there's definitely Jews involved, and Jews making decisions. It wouldn't be Hollywood otherwise.
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>>79933422
>It sounds like updog out here.
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This new trailer has got me excited. The new neomorph looks more masculine to me. The big chap had a slightly feminine quality to it but this one looks far more aggressive and mean to me. Also the way it's back legs are positioned in op's pic reminds me of a cricket, especially with the appendages on the back. All in all looking good.
I like this trailer not having a lame cover song also.
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>>79935823
she looks scared and disgusted in the scene, like almost puking, but too scared to puke.

im liking her a lot already.
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>>79935823
Even if I like her with longer hair, she growing on me fast that she might be able to do a good job wit hthis.
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What's with the borderline Interstellar track in this trailer.
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>>79936329
Same, I'm liking the roided Big Chap and his fluid movement.
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we need a new thread lads
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>>79935823
Danny is going to surprise the hell out of you in this. Though his usual gigs are shit, he's got some talent.
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>>79936316
>conflicting information

Neo-nazi shills desperately trying to claim he's Jewish is not "conflicting information" you literal retard. Back to your containment board.
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>>79936247
the plot leak was confirmed by the guy who runs AVPGalaxy and everything we've seen in the two trailers (which were released after the leak) have backed it up
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>>79935238
This is bait right?
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>>79932379
Gays and lesbians can still contribute sperm and eggs adding diversity to the genepool if they're going on a one way trip that should be a a requirement.
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>>79936490
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>>79936461
Even if it's not him, there are definitely Jews making decisions influencing the movies they produce. You can't prove me wrong on that.
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>>79935585
>Le /pol/ boogyman

Fuck off reddit
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>>79936513
There are definitely Catholics making decisions influencing the movies they produce. You can't prove me wrong on that.
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>>79936614
>>79936513
>>79936461
>>79936316
>>79936204
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>>79934286
Fuck that there's wheat there, what about the fact that there's wheat near their landing zone.
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>>79936211
>Implying that it wasn't Shaw and David that crashed.
Idiot
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>>79933320
Never happened in the prologue
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>>79932381
I don't know if you noticed but they point out that the local flora are from earth in the trailer. It's pretty fucking clear the expectation for earth fauna not being met - and that being odd - is a logical next step.

Fucking retard.
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>yfw bonus situation still not resolved
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>>79936614
You can try to argue that jews aren't using their influence to subvert white nations, but it's absolutely inarguable that jews control the media.
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>>79936753
so weird seeing the xeno in human clothes
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>>79933502
I don't think he's a scientist. at first I thought he said "its sweet" cause he ate some and I was like, fucking come on man don't eat weird shit.christ.
Thankfully he said "its wheat" stroke postponed for another day.
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>>79933563
You underestimate the power of stupidity, they aren't waring any protection. crew confirmed for retards.
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>>79936792
In order to reach this form, you need to trick a man into ingesting black goo, then having sex with his wife, who then gives birth to a squid monster baby, which then throatfucks a space jockey, which then gives birth to a bananahead alien, which then impregnates JewJew Abrams, who then gives birth to the daisymorph
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>>79933625
I don't think that they are scientists actually.
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>>79936994
>>79933625
Can't get any worse than the last movie, where the guys who are specifically in charge of mapping out the engineer pyramid end up getting lost in the pyramid they mapped out.
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>>79936972
I admire its purity, the perfect lifeform.
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>>79931297
>wheat on another planet
>"oh wow that sure is interesting XD"

dropped
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>>79934416
Damn seems like a pretty Reddit thing to do, stealing comments from another website
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Anyone got a link to the scene from Prometheus where the alien is born?
Can't find it on YT.
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>>79934416
The shills are real.

And they're lazy as fuck.
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>>79937270
This one or the one coming out of the Engineer ?
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>>79931297
This legitimately looks like crap. I am constantly impressed with how pleb this place is. But what can I defend from a board of ironic snyderfags.
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>>79937346
boner stop
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>>79934187
>why the fuck has everything to be le quirky quip of le snarky character.
You've wasted too much of your life on this board. Nothing in that trailer even comes close to a quip or snarky dialogue.
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>>79937346
The Engineer.
That's also great, though.
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>>79937381
here to remind you that there was an official alien comic in the 90s that had aliens vaginally impregnating human women
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>>79934416
all the more telling that the shill's profile name is "squid fucker"

They could've at least tried to make their user names not sound like they were tied to the movie
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>>79935517
What story?
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>>79937469
just imagine a xeno creature coming out of a woman's vag and within minutes after coming out of her impregnates her again with more xenos
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>>79937527
in the comic the women didn't survive the impregnation process iirc
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