John wick 2

link?

>>79925858
This screencap is so aesthetic. The sharp blue, the reflection in his/her eyes, that dyke hair due.

I like seeing it. Please keep making Ruby Rose threads.

>>79925920
her sign language in the movie is adorable and threatening at the same time-

To be completely honest, I thought she was Dane DeHaan when I saw brief glimpses of her in the trailer.

>>79925920
Im not sure tomboys can get better than this

>>79925858
Get a boner.

>>79925858
>girl

get fucked cis-normie

Ask her to fist me or get the fuck out of my way.

>>79926929
But that is a girl

>>79926057
I haven't seen the film. Is she deaf?
A deaf hitman?

Couldn't you just sneak up on her then? By loudly jumping up and down in hwavy boots while banging a big fucking metal drum?

>>79925858
cum and start farting

>>79927765
She is mute

>>79927765
I think she's just mute. She seems to understand John in situations where she wouldn't be able to read his lips.

>when John gave her a pussy pass at the end

Wick needs to take the mgtow pill.

>>79927857
pretty sure she died though

>>79926929
She is biologically female

>>79927857
>>when John gave her a pussy pass at the end

Makes her stab herself in the chest

you dumb, son

>>79925858
grab her by the pussy

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>>79928287

>>79928287
*breaks every bone in your hand with her masculine vagina*
what now kiddo

>>79925858
I actualy can't tell if this is a boy or a girl.
I'm thinking boy

>>79928604
Nope its a girl.

>>79928640
welp. Overall facial structure looks kinda fuccboiish but I wasn't sure because of those 10/10 dicksucking lips

>>79925858
lel looks like that faggy friend of peter parker in AMS ah harry osborne LOL
thought it was him and expected lots of ">girl" replies

>girl

>>79925858
That ain't a girl, that's Edward Furlong, nigga.

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>>79925858

It's a man baby

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Does finding this atractive make me gay?

>>79930043
>does finding a woman attractive make me gay
are you a woman?

>>79926057
They only did it to have aesthetic subtitles in the movie.

>>79927857
>Stabs her in the aorta just like she stabbed common
>Leaves knife in common so he doesnt bleed out and can live
>Pulls knife out of chick so she bleeds out

Is John gay or something?

>>79928841
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>>79925858
CUTE

>>79930127
Are you?

>>79927857
She's fucking dead. John hates women.

>>79925858
Let the dick breath.

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>>79925858
I wish my gf looked like that i have no gf

>>79927857
This is probably b8, but John deliberately killed her.

>Earlier in the film, he stabbed Common in the aorta, but left the knife in. This would prevent him from bleeding out, allowing him to get to a hospital, if he decided not to pull it out immediately and stab John.
>Later in the film, John stabs Ruby Rose in the aorta in the exact same way, looks in her eyes, and pulls it out, thus condemning her to death in a few minutes.
>She says "I'll see you around", the same thing that the Head Russian said last movie after John lethally stabbed him.

On an unrelated note, this movie better win an oscar for choreography or something.

>>79932095
Its almost like john can look into their eyes and see if they are really a good person or not. That may be why he let the guy live but not her

>>79932183
he's a fucking murder

>neck snap

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>>79926057

I kek'd every time she signed since it highlighted the JUST tattoos

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moan lightly like when frodo was impaled by shelob's stinger

>>79932095

he doesn't stab in the aorta every time, remember he did a variation of the same gag to Morpheus (spared him by cutting his throat so he could keep pressure on it)

>>79927857

Pretty sure she is dead, but it isn't impossible she survived somehow since we didn't explicitly see her die and he just left her bleeding out.

Character was cool, wouldn't mind seeing her pop up again.

>>79932183
None of them are good people. John Wick himself fears damnation. But he wasn't betrayed by Common, while Ruby Rose did betray him.

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Bieber got punked by Piper too.

>>79932411
FUCK, wich season is that ? i just watched the first one.

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>>79925858

wink at her, but then she signs that she only fucks girls and it ends with her sissifying me and fucking me up the ass with her favorite strap-on

>>79932439
the one before the latest IIRC.

>>79925858
expand dong

>>79925858
Fart.

>she's not a mute in real life
Huge disappointment and another step backwards for diversity in Hollywood.
The role could have gone to an actual mute.

>>79932289
holy shit how did I not notice that

>>79933100

it's so she can sign to her hairdresser what kind of cut she wants

>>79925858
Why would I be vising a mob boss?

>>79933540

so that you can get your money? duh

Only problem I had with JWc2 was that it seemed too many people were just hidden assassin

I mean. Can I poop in a cup?

>>79934313
yeah same. I think it was just because they all were gathered in that area at the end. not because literally everyone was an assasin

>>79933540
>2017
>not being a hired gun

>>79925858

I am SO sick of the "women can do anything men can do" meme...

>>79935563
Why? Makes sense that women can get brutally murdered by John Wick as well.

>>79935563
yeah if its forced. they did a good job of it here. all the other female assassins got rekt

>>79925858
"woah dude, I'm not gay"

>>79925858

Roll with the punches and pray she doesn't do any permanent damage.

>>79935524
Oh my gun's for hire, ifyoucatchmydrift

>>79925858
>swn force you to gag on her fat cock
;_;

>>79932466
Is it gay if a I have a boner right now?

>>79925858
yo that shot of her ass near the end of the movie was very nice

her tits are meh tho

would bang/10

>>79925858
>a girl with some prime dick sucking lips like this is a lesbian

What a waste

>>79932095
>Oscar for choreography
Anon, I ...

>>79935983
nope. tomboys are patrician taste

>it's an episode where John angers feminists by killing female assassins

that violin player got off easy desu

>>79937202
she dead tho

>>79937280
ya but she got a neck snap while everyone else gets two bullets in the brain or a knife in the chest

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Getting an overwhelming urge to buy a dress and some high heels.

Is this how it starts bros?

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>post yfw John took none of D'Antonio's shit at the end

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>>79925858
I just got back from seeing this

>mfw TacPro
>mfw mute bodyguard
>mfw everything

>>79937364
not gay but I'm going to assume that how it begins

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you boys tucking or what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO6S8c4Wxbk

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>>79937416
both movies build on the fact that no one is crazy enough to do buisness in the hotel. then john does it . the absolute madman

ruby rose is a shit

anyone in celebrity circus who claims mtv launched their career is a shit as well.

How the Channel V chick thought she could have an acting career is beyond me. She was insufferable then and she's insufferable now.

>>79936416
It came out this year so it is eligible for nomination in 2018

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>>79937578
t.t.t.take that back

>>79937626

You know he's right...

>>79937416
>>79937483
>you will never be so alpha and such a bro with Winston that you 1) initially refuse a marker exchange and still live, and 2) outright break Continental rules in front of management, and he is so impressed the next day he tells you that you have an hour head start AND gives you a marker

>>79937461
>tfw no 17 year old trans gf to dress you up as a girl so tomboy lesbians will want to peg you

>>79937461
>you put your balls back up into the sockets

wait what

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>>79937416

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>The ending
>The implication of JW3 being John Wick vs every fucking assassin on the planet
>mfw

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>>79937851

>>79937869
>implying that marker given to him won't be used for some bullshit asspull at the end of 3

>>79937893
its not an asspull if its set up tho

>>79937851
>Pink
>Angelina Jolie

holy mother of plebness

>>79937851
>16 years old
>Dream leading man: none
Everyone who ever called her fake status: BTFO

Also it must be amazing that she got to work with Milla Jovovich 15 years later

>>79937911
True, but my point is that if he uses that marker to suddenly solve all of his problems it would be kind of a shitty and anticlimactic ending to this whole thing.

Cause at this point, this will either end in John Wick somehow reversing the contracts put out on him, killing the entire High Table, dying, or going into hiding and living a new life under a new alias.

>John goes to the bank to retrieve his safety deposit items
>Actual manager of the bank is a fat jew

I can't be the only one who laughed at that, right?

>>79937964
>I just want to see his doggo kill someone in pt3

>>79925858

>LE BADASS BOYCUT DYKE

D R O P P E D
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P
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>>79937964
as long as they show him planning something ahead of time with it I wont be pissed. If someone comes in at tthe last second to save his ass because of it them I will probably call ass pull

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>>79937416
>i literally jumped out of my chair and looked like a retard in front of everyone in the room

I want porn of a lesbian getting fucked silly by a man.

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>>79937578
>thought she could have an acting career
She thought right?

In the last two months she's appeared in movies grossing $700 million, and next up she's got Pitch Perfect 3 and a "Jason Statham versus Giant Shark" spectacular that's getting a $150 million budget

Who is the Channel V chick?

>woman slits her wrists the right way and bleeds to death
>John Wick still shoots her in the head
What did he mean by this?

>>79938105
i dont even like hardcore porn but yes especially this one particular redheaded lesbian pornstar...

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>>79938111
The sad part about her becoming so successful so fast is that now she's never gonna be on Dark Matter again

>>79938174
He had to make sure she was dead and that he was the one who killed her.

>>79938174
She wanted to die on her own terms but john couldn't let her because he takes his job seriously I guess

>>79938174
it is assumed john was ex military
probably part of an elite set like delta ops

he is an "operator" as people on this board like to say
he makes sure people are dead, hence the merciless headshot after headshot after headshot
he was there to do a job and he made sure it was done

>>79938365
Im thinking along the same lines. the vilian in the socond movie had the whole speach about how he thinks john is insane and only thrives on violence and revenge

>everybody's fluent in Italian, Russian, and sign language for some reason

So what is Winston's Marker going to involve?

>>79938492
you're not? I learned sign in around 2-3 weeks, cyrillic in a week and i can understand italian if you speak it slowly

>>79938518
unexcommunicado me

>>79938551
I can read Cyrillic and I fell for the Spanish meme in HS but it's not like everybody knows braille just in case they meet a blind person

>>79938518
another impossible task to unfuck his excommunicado status

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>the silenced pistol fight in the subway

>>79938730
>"HEYYY MAN YOU GOT A QUARTER"

>>79938730
i rolled my eyes too

legit the worst part of the movie

>hur dur we are just going to have them nonchalantly shoot at each other while nobody noticed
>surely people will think this is cool

still a great movie though haha

Just because you're fat doesn't mean you can take three bullets to the head and still live.

>>79938821
his fatness saved him
but not for long....

>>79938811
pretty sure it was suposed to be funny. movie did a good job of doing non hamfisted humor.

john wick 1
>they killed his dog
>they stole his car
>"its payback tiem"

john wick 2
>they burned down his house
>"time 4 venegens"

john wick 3
>they drank all his beer
>and fucked his new girl
>"time to die world"

>>79937999
he's in New York dude, can't throw a stone without hitting some Jews down there

gun salesman was the most underrated character

>>79939028
his acting was fucking amazing

>enjoy your party mr wick

>>79927765

Completely mute, hence the need for sign language.

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How's he gonna take em down? Man's got the whole fucking world choreographed, like holy shit.

>>79940090

I have no idea how they're going to do a sequel, when he's basically cut off by everyone. Wick going after the council? I suppose they could do some kind of DEEPEST LORE shit, like Wick has a marker of his own to collect.

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>>79937416

>>79925858

Brrrrrrrraaaaaaaapppp

>>79940090
JOHNATHAN!
YOU SLIMY COCKSUCKA!

>>79939330
>>79939028

This is truth

>>79939028

I dug the fact that he was called the Sommelier, and was giving weapon recommendations like it was wine selection.

>>79934579
He gathered them all there to make a point to John.

>>79936150
I got so fucking hard I couldn't deal with my zipper trying to circumsize me.
I took my cock out and just flicked it side to side. It made it even harder and I began to fling precum around.
I don't fucking care, seeing her pantyline gave me wood the size of Texas. I straight up thought fuck it and came to her fighting Wick.
Her little sign language moment was were I finally blew my load.
I let out this retarded "eoughhjhhhhotfhjkkkkkkk" groan to her finally dying.
I wonder what other cinephiles in the audience thought.
Whatever. It was fucking hot. 10/10 would do again.
Fuck, Imma jack off right now

>>79936150
someone post a screencap of this

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>>79927802
>>79927833
>>79939879

No she's not you gigantic retards. She yelps, moans (inb4 sexual reference) and screams at every chance she gets.

She's deaf from birth so she can't vocalize words, but she has functional vocal cords.

>xer

>>79940647
Yea fuck yea I've been edging

>>79940090
>>79940214

The third film will definitely be something like a council member offering john redemption if he completes some extremely difficult mission, john killing so many people that the council is forced to rescind the contract because they're losing too many people, or wick simply obtaining such a legendary status that absolutely no one dares to claim the contract on him

>>79925858
>mfw gf is kinky as shit
>finally just saw this tonight
>only ones in theater
>reclining chairs, a first for me also, oddly enough
>she comes on screen
>mention how cute she is after i notice shes mute
>sucks dick near end of movie
>gf is watching and going to town
>cute mute comes on near end
>gf notices her on screen
>sucks like its her last cock shell enjoy
>blow load while shes pinned between glass while taking fire
>hold gf as final fight is going on
>as she gets killed by wick whisper in gf's ear
>that load was for her

>>79940783
or he dies in a hail of gunfire that would define the meaning of the phrase blaze of glory for the rest of time

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>>79940964

>>mfw gf
>gf

>>79937964
>True, but my point is that if he uses that marker to suddenly solve all of his problems

9/10 chance he uses the Marker to get into a High Table meeting and murders them all

>>79937851
>every second day
So 4 days a week?

>>79941050
>9/10 chance he uses the Marker to get into a High Table meeting and murders them all

>tell them I'll kill them all
*later*
>hey guys FAMILY MEETING
>uh no

>>79941095
i think she means every other day so yea something like that

You guys think there's like a Supreme head of the Continental. It seemed to be a lower rank than the high table, but the managers can apparently refuse high table requests, so they seem to be their own thing.

>>79941212
High Table = Mafia
Continental = assassin guild

Is how I understood it

>>79931970
That spoiler was redundant desu

>>79941300
the mafia is only a part of the international organized crime syndicate
theres groups of crime families that make up the whole and the leaders of those groups are the high counsel

the continental is just where they do business hence no killing here
its like a bank, arms warehouse and a respite where they can lay there heads in peace all in one

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Who would win?

>>79928538
You're born with two hands

john wick prequel where we get to see how he started his career in the underworld and shows how his ruthless methods gain him the nickname the boogeyman

>>79925858
Just watched last night and there are a couple scenes where she litteraly looks like a teenage boy then a few where she looks like a teenage girl. Much dick was so confused but I came anyway

>>79941687
He was cucked and went HAM.

>>79941694

look at this little guy, he learned about androgyny!

>>79941705
no i mean before he met his wife and she died

like years before
like a young 30 y.o john just out of the military and back from some war overseas

>>79939028
my favorite part of the movie

The dialogue between John Wick and the antagonist sister in her Jacuzzi I thought was very boring and unnecessary.

cool movie though

>>79941793
I was referring to his wife. :lol

>>79941875
wasn't

>>79941748
Nah I was already a huge fan of it.
Bretty bi anyway

>>79927765
She had her tongue cut off.

>>79925858
Start talking and have her immediately lose interest

You really disappointed me /tv/.
Is it so hard to give back? Huh? I ask for the ass shot and NOTHING.
I've gone flacid and somehow managed to shoot cum from a droopie cock onto my favorite chair.
No I didn't put my fucking pants back on.
I had too much faith in you. Hope that some random hero would post the still.
Jack diddly squat is what I got.
UGH.

>>79942535
i was going to but i didnt want to download the movie again just for the booty

plus your posts disgust me so im good

>>79925858
I was afraid they'd pull the le stronk woman meme with this chick. Then I was amused when she couldn't last 10 seconds in the fight after all that boasting around.

>>79942535

do you really want some ultra low res 420 X 310 camrip screencap with korean subtitles all over it?

>>79925858
tell her to grow her hair out, she looks like a tranny.

>camera gives us a close up of this dude's ass

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>>79942630

>>79942694
genuinely kek'd

>>79930043
Yes see you at pride homo

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>>79942683

Grab her dick

>>79942793
>that hair
>that fringe
This is genuinely making my dick feel funny.

>>79925858
Tell her "Yeah, I guess I'm back"

>>79932410
I don't even think it's that. Common clearly had a sexual/romantic relationship with Gianna D'Antonio. Which is why he hovers so close and he's noticeably shaken up when he sees her body. In a sense. While it's absolutely Cassian's job to protect Gianna and even avenge Gianna. He's mostly doing it because he loved her. And, considering the fact that this movie takes place 4 days after the first. John is completely understanding of Common's situation. He took something he loved from him and now he wants his revenge. Just like John going after Theon.
Ruby Rose was just another Miss Perkins. Killing for money or, in her case, sport.

TL;DR: Common and Gianna was fuckin. Common loved Gianna. John Wick 2 is 4 days after John Wick 1. John would leave common alive, because John understands loss and a desire for revenge. Ares was after John to please her boss.

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Post your action/setpiece/fun moment wishlist for John Wick: Chapter 3.

>John raids the continental
>John and Cassian team up for a major, 100-man fight that progresses from back-to-back 3-gun to tag-team gun-fu
>John spins his chevelle tire on the back of a mook's neck
>John leads a team of Morpheus' bum operatives against a High Table stronghold
>John rivets a neodymium magnet into his belt on his left hip to act as a quick-draw/quick-sheath knife holster for instantaneous blade transitions (and continues to use it in increasingly creative and flashy ways throughout the second half of the movie)
>John uses a hatchet
>John uses fire extinguisher
>John fights his way through a gift shop and uses a giant novelty pencil

>>79944304
>John shooting everyone once in the chest once in the head
>using the same judo throws to get a guy down then hold him while shooting someone else then he shoots the guy on the ground
>these two things for every action scene

>>79935563
She got her ass kicked pretty quick. So far, the John Wick movies have been pretty realistic with fight scene featuring women.

>>79944304
>>John uses fire extinguisher
Ah, good old fire extinguisher. The amount of people I fight with it in Hitman...

>>79944100
>this movie takes place 4 days after the first
I though the movie took place a couple years afterwards.

His dog has very clearly aged

>>79945786

it was also female in the original, or at least had a female name before he decided not to call it anything.

but yes, 5 days since the ending is when JW2 picks up

>>79945786
I thought so too, but. The dog they used for the sequel definitely is not as big as I remembered it being judging by set photos. https://youtu.be/6I-uDphtUDE

>>79944304
>High Table decides that Winston letting Wick go means Winston was in on it or whatever
>They send a team to the Continental to replace the management
>Winston blows away hitmen with a double-barrel shotgun and a Single Action Army
>That cute tattooed bartender from the first film has a P90 or Kriss
>Charon has a safe room
>The guests of the Continental also fight against the tac team
>Now it's NY Continental vs. everyone else just like Wick

>>79946436
Sounds not bad.

>>79946436

I really like all these ideas.

>John kills an ungodly amount of high table mercs and then successfully disappears
>New main villain(s) from High Table/Italian branch get utterly fed up and try to extort/intimidate Winston and the NY Continental into finding him/giving up his location
>Villain and High Table army raid the Continental
>Winston and the rest put up a valiant resistance but are eventually overwhelmed
>John uses his marker on Winston to regain membership in exchange for re-taking the Continental, with the help of Cassian and Morpheus, and wiping out the High Table to the last man

>>79925858
act

>>79925858
Literally looks exactly like a slav teenage boy I know

>>79932439
Third? She only has one nude scene though, which was disappointing. I like when tomboys get naked. They can't hide their tits from me anymore. They belong to me now.

>>79925858
she has a genetically perfect face

I bet she has the softest feet
Dyke cunts always have the softest prettiest feet

>>79938811
>>79938912
exactly. the humor–part of what makes these movies great–just went over your head

>>79938030
I was hoping the dog would kill the guy in the continental rather than John.

>>79947722
>it wasnt bad it was supposed to be funny
>your just not smart enough to understand the complex and deep humor

kys dasu

>>79944100
nothing sexual was implied, just admiration and perhaps maybe love for his mistress which no doubt paid him handsomely

her death was his failure. they are 2 assassins who are good at what they do, and perhaps take pride in it. and they were also obviously friends

>>79947795
u mad? i didn't know people thought john wick was supposed to be serious and realistic drama

>>79947795


http://www.slashfilm.com/john-wick-chapter-2-interview/2/

>The movie is so funny. The moment that had me cackling was Keanu Reeves and Common having an unseen gun battle with silenced weapons in the middle of a crowd.

>Stahelski: The silent gun fight, we called it.

>How important is infusing humor into your action scenes?

>Stahelski: There’s the concept and then there’s the execution. The concept always works in your head. From all the years of doing second unit and seeing all kinds of directors at different levels try to pull off comedy…what always sunk in for me was that everyone onscreen was playing it straight. No one is trying to be funny. It’s just the scenario you set up. We walked through New York and saw several wacky things happen and none of the passerbys even acknowledged it. Because we’re from L.A., we’d walk by and say “Did anyone just fucking see that?” There’s a dude lying in the street unconscious! Everybody would just step over him. So what would it be like if we just had a massive gunfight in public? We legitimately think you could probably get away with it! [Laughs] We designed it like that. Just the ridiculousness of it kind of works for me. The people on the train don’t see all the blood and the bodies. That goes to our hidden world.

>>79938198
what series/movie is this?

Pencil

>>79925858
There is literally nothing you can do in that situation.

>>79948713

Dark Matter S01E07

>>79948744
Nice dubs. Thank you.

Get a boner,beg to lick her asshole

>>79938198
>She neighs, she trots, she'll love you lots!

>>79948726

A FUCKING.... PENCIL

is there a good rip yet?

>>79949604

How bad do you need a pic of ruby's ass

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>you wake up in the middle of the night to find Ares has broken into your room and is straddling you with her forearm across your throat
>she signs "I'm going to rape you with my vagina (male) until you turn gay"
what do

>>79950445
Look horribly confused and just ride it out.

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>>79950445
wonder how she managed to sign a parenthesis

>>79950747
and also how she managed to sign all that with just one arm since the other one is across my throat

>>79938111
>a "Jason Statham versus Giant Shark" spectacular that's getting a $150 million budget

The year of our Lord 2017, everyone.

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>>79951026
2018

>>79925858

i whimper and hope she squeezes my balls too

>>79938198
this looks like a shitty westworld knock off. Pass

>>79951153
It's actually a shitty Firefly knock off and the robot storylines only involve one of the seven main characters

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>>79937416
>build up how no business will be conducted in the hotel
>D'Antonio acting smug as fuck thinking he won by hiding in the hotel
>John blows his fucking head off infront of everyone and just walks out
The absolute fucking madman

>>79932183
dont mean to sound really weeaboo but the best way to explain is that Common's character was just doing his job and getting due revenge for his mark dying while following the rules, so he respected that it was an "honorable" in his intent, whereas Ruby Rose's character was working for a piece of shit that blewup his house to force him to postpone retirement, then double-crossed John and then hid like a bitch when he was beaten, no honor in that crew so they all die.

>>79940667
No, she's a mute.

Mute people can still scream and shit moron.

>>79937461
cute, CUTE

I donnu, the ending kind of annoyed me even though it was definitely shocking and i jumped the fuck out of my seat.

Would it even matter if the guy lived in the hotel? He would become powerless (he couldn't be a chair if he refused to go to any meetings) and he'd have to leave sometime.

It was the thing of john constantly making things more complicated with a quick fix. You'd think after a while he'd learn that there are massive consequences to trying to do things the easy way, even more so when he is so competent that the line of work is a breeze to him and it never feels like he is really hates doing it even if he wants to hate it.

Great movie though.

>>79938198
oh shit. that was her.

>>79951293
and Firefly was just a shitty Cowboy Bebop knockoff

so what enemy are you guys expecting on john wick 3? so far there are russians, chinese, japanese and female assassins. also an nigerian mafia

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>yfw Wick makes peace with the last remaining Russian at the beginning

>>79925858
>CGI bloodsplatter: the movie

>>79953000

last horse finishes the race

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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFjsSSDLl8w

>>79954657
body shaped like a fridge, Hank Hill ass

>>79950445
>I'm going to rape you with my vagina (male) until you turn gay
wait what

>>79936150
That shot was appreciated

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>>79955598
She's looking pretty good lately though.

>>79954657
Her ass looked pretty good in John Wick 2

>>79955765
meant for
>>79955598