literally /ourgirl/

>>79907032
So quirky xD

Lol so kooky and relatable, just like us!!

>>79907032
this bitch is so fucking phony

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>>79907032
>hating on based daddario

>>79907032
Literally who is this temptress of testicles? I'd slam my face into her cake if you get my drift

She had a guy who loved her and worshipped her, but she left him in order to get BLACKED and be a typical whore.

Actually doing these things would make her /ourgirl/.

Typing them out then posting them on Twitter is about as normie as it gets.

>30
>unmarried
>no kids

dropped

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This is a careful guise manufactured by the entity whose real name is Shal'ezzer'nakaar, succubi of the Fifth Bolgia, known to mortals in this present world as "Alexandra Daddario". She lacks a boyfriend because she feeds on the souls of men and reduces them to ash, before erasing their memory from public consciousness.

>>79907032
>i-i-im not the p-p-problem they a-a-are

literally the people 4chan faggots hate

>>79907220
>literally the people 4chan faggots hate
"I-i-im not the p-p-problem they a-a-are" pretty much sounds like the basis of half the threads we have.

>>79907218
I'd be ok with this desu famalam

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Based Alex
Too many manchildren and numales in her world, that's her problem
She's just too much woman for them

>>79907287
This

>>79907218
>not wanting this

>>79907032
might start a tumblr so some celeb can pay me to write this shit

>>79907218

She is the perfect cast for the role of Mileena in next Mortal Kombat film

she's trying to be the next LE QWIRKY JFat

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>>79907218
NO MOM NO

What CapeShit character should she play?

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>>79909577
Zatanna

>>79907218
I would put my penis inside of her vagina and ejaculate into its cavity. If anyone near knows what I mean *wink* *wink*

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>>79907032
FIGURATIVELY PERFECT.

Her brother makes me insecure, absolute chad male model dude.

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>WHY AM I STILL SINGLE

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Daily reminder she plays HoMM.

>>79909577
How's she look blonde? Because she's got the body for Power Girl.

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>>79907032

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>>79907218

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>OBEY ME OR FEEL MY WRATH

*Stares deep into your soul*

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>>79911470

>actress role as a coalburner in a movie is the same as a coalburner in real life

pls.

>>79911629
>kissing a black person
>not burning coal

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>>79909650
>>79909577

she was born to play zatanna

>>79911708

So if your wife is an actress and she has to kiss someone else for a role are you getting cucked?

>>79911742
ye

>>79907218
>>79911564
>>79911610

unironically my fetish

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reminder that matt is the superior daddario

>>79911742
100%

she fucks every day and you don't and she still posts this

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>>79911768
>* * * PREPARE TO DIE, MORTAL * * *

>>79911788
the fuck is on his neck?

>>79911863
part of his costuming for a show

>>79911843
Lol /r9k/ think

You don't fuck your gf every day. 5 days a week sure.

>>79912001
get cancer and die in real life

>>79911852
spook

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>>79911534
>Are you still talking? Go away, dumb-dumb
Okay that got me.

>>79907032
who is ben verlander?

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I want her to sit on my face and say quirky things about it while playing on her phone

>>79913279
Justin Verlander's (Detroit MLB player and Kate Upton's husband) brother

I guess they met during the production of The Layover, lucky bastard.

>>79913405
So Percy Jackson let her go? Jesus Christ what a moron

>>79907032
You guys are suckers for american titcows?How plebian.

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shes perfect

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>Martin Tyler: DADDARIOooooOoooO, I swear, you'll never see tits like ever again!

https://youtu.be/DYMDkx1qHkk