>NAME SOMETHING YOU REGRET ABOUT YOUR LIFE

being born

>>79903775
MY PENCIL PENIS, STEVE!

>>79903819

Oh, lawd. Let's see if it's up there. Survey says: "Muh, li'l white dick" was the top response.

>>79903775
meeting black people

>>79903775
Not giving enough damn

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>>79903775
MARRIAGE!

>>79903775
Finding 4chan

Posting on 4chan.

>>79903775
Majoring in the arts, Steve

>>79903788
came here to post exactly this

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birth

>>79903775
Not trying to be social / get a girlfriend in high school

Porn addiction resulting in a deformed penis

>>79903775

- That I didn't end it years ago
- That I didn't apply to more exclusive colleges
- That I didn't get my mental health issues diagnosed earlier
- That I tried too long to make it work with another girlfriend
- That I didn't move to California a few years ago when the opportunity presented itself

>>79903775
I regret taking the bus in middle school, because every single day I was forced to listen to Steve Harvey's god awful fucking radio program. Same three songs every day, occasionally taking a break so his unfunny co-hosts could do prank phone calls.

Posting on 4chan

being born

Allowing myself to live the most boring uneventful life.

>>79903775
everything, steve

Miss Columbia, Steve.