ITT: Pitch a good video game movie

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>Half-Life 1 by Michael Bay
>Ryan Gosling as Freeman
>Tom Hardy as Shephard
>Oscar Isaac as Barney
>Christopher Walken as G-Man

>>79899800
>Shadow Of The Colossus directed by Guillermo Del Toro

That's fucking amazing and the fact that it will never actually be made is a sin against all of humanity.

>>79899800
video games are for babies, hence you'll need a sufficiently plebiean director to bring your infantile hobby into film

>villeneuve
>nolan
>del taco

etc

>>79899800
>Guillermo "kill all whiteys" Del Toro

lol

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>>79899800
Metroid

Director: Darren Aronofsky

Complete Cast of Speaking Roles

Samus Aran (adult): Scarlett Johansson
Samus Aran (child): TBA
Samus Aran's Father: Christian Bale
Samus Aran's Mother: Charlize Theron
Chozo Ancient (voice only): Sigourney Weaver

>>79899800
Uncharted, The Last of Us, The Force Awakens, Mad Max, Metal Gear, etc.

Deus Ex by Jean-Luc Godard, score by Jean-Michel Jarre.

Keanu Reeves as Adam Jensen.

2kino4u

>>79899800
That would be beautiful, but what would it be?
Seventeen scenes repeating themselves just with different beasts? Not much of a story, movie wise. (as a game though it was fantastic)

>>79899800

Obvious answer.

The Last of Us

Joel - Hugh Jackman
Ellie - ??? It depends. The best talent they could get for a passable 14 year old girl.

directed by Sam Mendes. He can capture the emotional angle well and make large scale seems small and almost claustrophobic while pulling off a good action scene.

Dark Souls directed by Mel Gibson.

>>79902201
>tlou

You have to go back >>Reddit

>>79902107
This

>>79899800
>>79901484
That's an awful idea.
SotC is the perfect example of a thing that only works as a video game and nothing else.
First of Warden is basically a silent protagonist, they would have to give him more dialogue to make him relatable, probably not just with Dormin but also the critical Emon. I don't see how he could hold an conversation Emon without coming of as a naive asshole.
The silent search for the colossi on horseback is probably what would be the hardest to transfer onto the screen. I don't see how they could capture that atmosphere at all, especially if they would have to do it several times.
The final thing is the colossi themselves. If the fights were to hold any suspense then you couldn't really put in more than one, max two colossi in the movie. Having all of them packed into the movie would just make them seem rushed and trivial, which is not how it should be. Hell, making it into a monster-of-the-week TV show would be better than forcing them all into a movie, but I still imagine it would feel rather formulaic when you lack the gameplay. The goal being just to defeat one colossus would make for a better narrative, but then it isn't really SotC anymore.

>>79902024
Force Unleashed*

Mad Max is already a movie series....

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>>79902254

>>79902288
TLOU is a shit "game" but the narrative is decent. By video game standards it's pretty strong. It would work better as a movie than it ever did as a game.
Too bad everyone is fed up with post-apocalyptic zombie stuff now so it probably shouldn't be adapted for a while.

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>>79899800
Resident Evil 1 was solid and Silent Hill was a 6/10 horror movie...only brought down a notch because Sean Bean didn't die.

Beyond that you have Mario Movie and Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat...all campy but enjoyable.

Prince of Persia wasn't as bad as people make it out to be.

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>>79902254
>mfw this will literally never happen

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>>79902024
Mad Max

>>79899800
Easy. Pathologic by David Lynch.

A Kirby movie with Daniel Day Lewis by Terrence Malick.

>>79899800
Animated movie about the executioners and vilebloods would be cool

>>79901713
So the ending credits Bikini Samus is Scar Jo?

>>79902254
>Asylum Jew
>Iron Goyim
>OrnSTEIN and Smough
>Gwyn, Lord of Jews

>>79902683
rofl

>>79902704
Samus will be in her underwear near the end, yeah.

>>79902254
Fuck, that could actually be good. Now I'm sad that it will never happen.

Killzone by James Cameron.

>>79902254
If we ever got a Dark Souls movie I would have loved to see the story follow Artorias.

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Katamari

>Director: Edgar Wright
>Stars: Asa Butterfield as Kid, Vin Diesel as King of All Cosmos
>Genre: Kids/Comedy
>Style: Miyazaki/Ghibli-esque whimsy with live-action CGI mix
Premise: The god-like alien, the flamboyant King of All Cosmos destroys all the stars in the sky after drinking too much. He skirts responsibility for the issue and commands his son, the Prince, to go to Earth and find material to transform into stars, to replace all that were lost.

On Earth, panic ensues as all the stars in the sky disappear, leaving the world in perpetual twilight. The Prince lands and befriends a kid, whose father is constantly absent, and is an astronaut who has been sent to investigate the disaster.

The kid bonds with the Prince over father issues, and helps him roll up Katamaris, for the King to turn into stars - first out of innocent things like coins and toys, but the King's demands grow. Eventually, after a building-sized Katamari almost rolls up a family, the Prince refuses to roll anymore.

The King himself comes to Earth, as huge as Godzilla, to roll up entire cities and continents, and only the kid and the Prince can stand up to him.

End it with some message about recycling, maybe the world works together to make Katamaris to re-fill the sky.

A family picture.

>>79903115
So Rise of the Silver Surfer but actually good?
I would definitely watch that.

Verhoeven Killzone. He specialize on everything that has to do with fascism

>>79899800
POKEMON directed by wes anderson

>>79903115

Anon, this is too good. You shouldn't work like this for free.

>>79903115
i read this in doug walkers voice

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>Directed by: Justin Kurzel
>Written by: Screenplay by Aaron Sorkin
>Music by: Original Score by Jed Kurzel, Remixed Tracks by Ryan Amon
>Dan Stevens as Isaac (Center, front)
>Michael Fassbender as Felix (Center, back
>Kodi Smit-McPhee as Ivan (Left, 1st from center)
>Chris Hemsworth as Piers (Left, 2nd from center)
>Emma Roberts as Jenna (Left, 3rd from center
>Rooney Mara as Sheba (Right, 1st from center)
>Garrett Hedlund as Garet (Right, 2nd from center)
>Alison Brie as Mia (Right, 3rd from center)
>James McAvoy as Alex (Center, faded)
>David Lodge (Voice) as The Wise One (Not pictured)

There is no way in hell the hair colors would work well in live-action, but fuck it it's all hypothetical.

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It's a Jurassic Park TV show but focused on park building and maintenance, like the park tycoon games.

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>>79902084
>Keanu Reeves
>Not just getting Elias

The problem with a lot of video games is that VAs make or break iconic roles, and I'm not talking about David Hayter either.

Adam Jensen doesn't work without Elias Toufexis.

>t. Elias Toufexis

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>>79902254
>mfw the Oven Dodger boss sequence

>>79903558
So what, like Parks and Rec but with dinos?

You could just watch Jurassic World

>>79903664
too many breakouts, not comfy enough

the park staff would be more concerned about dealing with disease outbreaks, micro-managing bosses, greedy execs while trying to keep the dinosaurs and guests happy

you can even show Owen bonding with the baby raptors until they become the killer adults

Mass Effect by the Cohen Bros

>>79899800
Hotline Miami by Brian De Palma.

Ready 2 Rumble Boxing

I could see it working in a similar vein as those 00's comedies like Dodgeball, Anchorman, etc.

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Psychonauts
by
Tim Burton

Michael Barbieri as Raz
Elle Fanning as Lili
Ben Affleck as Sasha Nein
Cameron Diaz as Milla Vodello
R. Lee Ermey as Coach Oleander

>>79899800
Legend of Zelda
Tom Holland as Link
John Travolta as Ganondorf
Elle Fanning as Zelda
Kevin Hart as Tinkle
Directed by Wes Anderson

>>79905482
Oh fuck, I'd watch the shit out of a fantasy epic by Wes Anderson.

Someone call that faggot up and get him a script.

>>79905482
>Wideshot of Hyrule Castle

>>79905537
>perfectly symmetrical
>wideshot of Hyrule Castle
>painted pastel colors

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>>79905341
>Tim Burton

Henry Selick is the real man for the job.

A LotR-era Peter Jackson would be perfect for a Legacy of Kain joint.
Imagine hearing this dope shit blasting in the theater.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZYDtpTTQN4

>>79905482
Where the fuck is Bill Murray?

>>79905599
Or Owen Wilson
Or Adrian Brody

>>79901713
>Scarjo
>not Charlize Theron

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1,2, and 3 as a trilogy. Directed by Michael Bay.

They probably wouldn't be good but they'd make a shit ton of money.

Spec Ops: The Line by M Night Shamalamadingdong

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Bloodborne movie, following Gehrman

>Jeremy Irons as Gehrman
>Charlize Theron as Lady Maria/Doll
>Leonardo DiCaprio as Ludwig
>Tom Hiddleston as Lawrence
>Christopher Walken as Willem

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>>79905710
>mfw MW1 and MW2 actually had good campaigns and CoD has now gone down the shitter

Titanfall is fun, but it ain't the same.

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>>79905599
Obviously.

>>79899800
Fuck you forever, that's not a pitch, it's just a video game and a directors name

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>>79902670
Lynch couldn't pull off Pathologic. You'd need to reanimate the corpse of Tarkovsky, maybe some Bergman

>>79905341
Fuck that. Psychonauts by Laika

>>79905786
Holy shit that actually sounds really cool

>>79905807
Ghost and Roach dying was one of the most memorable moments of my teenage gaming years, I'll admit it.

Say what you want about the games now but back then, when they weren't yearly cashgrabs, they were actually fun games.

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>>79905613
Too on the nose?

NieR by Zack Snyder

>>79903428
I think the chances of this actually getting made are none to negative numbers.

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>>79905873

Make it a television series and I'd watch it

>>79903551
>>Directed by: Justin Kurzel
He already ruined Assassin's Creed, he had his chance.

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Transistor by Spike Jonze

Scarlett Johansson as Red
??? as The Guy in the Transistor (need ideas)

We also need someone to play this guy https://youtu.be/0DviyuGNeWc but i can't think of anyone with that specific voice

Music by Darren Korb and Portishead

I want it if only for how beautiful Cloudbank would look

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Myst

>Director: JJ Abrams
>Stars: Joel Edgerton as the Stranger, James McAvoy as Atrus, Ian McKellan as Gehn
>Genre: Adventure/Mystery

Premise: In 1935, the Stranger is accompanying an archaeologist in uncovering a very unusual site in New Mexico - the opening of a shaft that appears to lead to an ancient, subterranean civilization, now in total ruins. Only one object is new - a book titled 'Myst'.

The Stranger examines the book and finds himself pulled inside to a new world, the island of Myst. Here, he meets Atrus, a man capable of creating books like Myst that 'link' to other worlds, or 'Ages'. Beyond that, he has no memory of his past life, but has been trapped on Myst island until the Stranger arrived.

Together, the Stranger and Atrus unravel the mystery behind his missing memories and exploring Myst and its neighbouring age, Riven. Along the way they learn the origins of the underground civlization, the plans of the evil Gehn, and maybe, just maybe, a way home.

>>79906541
Actually fuck it, the story works better if the Stranger IS Atrus.

Maybe make Catherine a supporting role, or bring in an original character then.

Timesplitters by the Wachowskis

Potential for multiple period pieces, jumping between bodies, NeoTokyo sequence. They'd go with the material like PB&J

You could also give them Assassin's Creed. Same basic hook as the Matrix with the two worlds stuff, period pieces, etc. Great for them as well

>>79906816
They made that movie, it was called Cloud Atlas.

>>79906868
I know, that's why I'm suggesting they could do it again and it'd be good

>>79904309
>Not Hotline Miami by Nicolas Winding Refn

Halo

Directed by James Cameron

Masterchief played by a beefed up, grizzled Armie Hammer in a career defining breakout performance. I don't have an issue if we see his face, as long as he wears the helmet for combat.

Cortana played by Emma Stone.

The Rock as Sergeant Johnson

>>79899800
>Tetris
>director: Alexandro Jodorowsky

>>79905341
would probably work better as a film imo

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Uncharted could work, just make a typical summer action movie starring Chris Pratt. You could even get Elena's VA to play her

But knowing Sony Pictures there's no doubt they would fuck it up

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>>79899800

Heres the best pitch ever done for a video game movie.

The style and look would be perfect! Heres the trailer

https://youtu.be/Wxav9Jj7R68

>>79907605
meme

>>79908727
Holy fuck that gave me literal goosebumps! Why the FUCK have t they made this? I need this in my life right now!!!

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First choice/second Choice
Super Mario Bros.
Directed by Terry Gilliam/ Tim Burton
Mario-Jonah Hill/ Joe Pantoliano (aged down of course via mixture of cgi and make up)
Luigi-Mark Rufallo/Paul Rudd (mustached of course)
Princess- Emily Blunt/ Emma Stone
Bowser Koopa- Danny Devito/ no other actor in mind (he can do motion capture or suffer prosthetics)
Toads- all voiced by kids
Old Toad Scientist- voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch/ Peter Dinklage

I've had this idea for years but I've updated it. Originally i wanted John Gandolfini for Mario but he died. My reason was that he looked like he could play a 40 year old plumber. Jonah Hill obviously doesn't look 40 but like i said, i updated it because I couldn't decide if i wanted Experience or Presence.

>>79909267
The movie would be pitched based on all it's references to the video games and it's take on the things Mario Bros. do (power ups, Jumping high, Jumping on enemies)

And also it's look into Mario Bros. Lore. I keep getting this scene of Mario having a reoccurring dream, starting out as Jump Man fighting (a silhouetted) DK. But then DK transforms into King Koopa once Mario and Luigi become used to the Mushroom kingdom.
Also there would be a few cameos: Link, Koopa Kids, Mario Karts, and of course DK.
And it's the first to set up a video game cinematic universe
Chances are it'll probably be made before i have a chance to pitch it.

>>79909267
>>79909479

This is bad and you should be ashamed of the amount of time you've put into it

>>79909267
Coincidentally that Mario image is from the 10 part web series There Will be Brawl featuring a gritty smash series

Nioh. Directed by Quentin Tarantino and Zack Snyder.
>implying Zack Snyder would carry the movie on his own
Nope he's just there to make it look good

Alternatively

Dark Souls or BloodBorne. Directed by Tim Burton and Zack Snyder
>muh dream team desu desu

>>79909479
Nintendo Cinematic Universe, culminating in Super Smash Bros? I want this, but am leery about video game adaptations in general.

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>>79902725
>>79903640

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>>79906205
you mean saved.

>>79905786
F U C K Y O U

>>79909529
Wow! Great criticism, bud. You probably could've told me exactly WHERE i went wrong though...

>>79909573
Exactly. But I said Video Game Cinematic because I wanted to include Sega/Capcom characters in the SSBB too.
Unfortunately might not get Sonic since everything might be written off as a crappy fan fic.

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>>79905835
>Link is dead!

cast him bros

>>79902498
completely agree dude

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>>79900026

not diverse enough bro

Sleeping Dogs
Directed by John Woo

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Michael Bay

>>79909639

Let me ask you a question.

Would you actually want to watch a Mario movie directed by Tim Burton starring Jonah Hill?

Imagine it for a second. Tim Burtons clusterfuck of bland CGI, he'll probably get Danny Elfman to make orchestral versions of the super mario soundtrack with fucking sleigh bells and a Timpani.

Jonah Hill doing that awkward whiny voice he does or worse, a bad impersonation of the mario accent.

But forget how utterly ridiculous Danny Devito would look in Bowser prosthetics or how shoehorned in Mario getting a fire flower would be (or how impossible it would be to write dialogue that rationalizes Mario turning into a fucking raccoon when he picks up a feather). What would it even be about?

There's no plot to Mario. Even in the RPGs there's no plot. There's no characters, personalities or motivations more complex than "save the princess". The most fleshed out character is fucking Birdo. 99% percent of the content doesn't make any sense. He's a plumber who jumps on turtles and plucks radishes to throw at midgets in cloaks. It can't work in live action and you should know that already from the 1993 movie.

Overwatch would make a great animated movie.
If not, a TV show focusing on a hero or a group of them depending on the plot would be neat.

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>>79899800

>Directed by Will Wheaton
>must contain quips at every moment possible

>>79909733
Damn I remember that game. It was so good.

>>79909959
>Sombra played by a black girl
Wut

>>79909959
needs more diversity, i.e. Idris Elba

>>79899800
KOTOR

>>79909959
"M'ask you sumthin."
"What?"
"IT'S HIGH NOON!"

>>79909639

You're probably trolling, but in the rare chance you're not...

>Super Mario Bros. Directed by Terry Gilliam/ Tim Burton

They'd never do it and Nintendo would never allow it. A surrealistic/dark aesthetic is kind of what they went with in the original movie (albeit with heavy scifi) and it didn't work.

>Mario-Jonah Hill
Because he's fat? No, seriously, what's the reasoning?

>Originally i wanted John Gandolfini for Mario but he died. My reason was that he looked like he could play a 40 year old plumber

Fucking hell, you really are just intent on re-making the original movie, aren't you?

>And also it's look into Mario Bros. Lore. I keep getting this scene of Mario having a reoccurring dream, starting out as Jump Man fighting (a silhouetted) DK. But then DK transforms into King Koopa once Mario and Luigi become used to the Mushroom kingdom.

This sounds retarded, and it doesn't help pitch the idea to me at all.

>And it's the first to set up a video game cinematic universe

How? So far, you've pitched James Gandolfini jumping on enemies, while having recurring dreams about Donkey Kong. Are the characters in a video game? Is it the real world? Do they cross into a fantasy world? How the fuck would Mario Kart and Link fit in?

>>79910069
Idris Elba for new hero in Overwatch

>>79909959
>Miss Eva please put your clothes back on, this is a pg 13 movie
>Miss Eva we don't need you to be naked for this scene
>oh ffs we'll just cgi her breasts out

>>79899800
>Guillermo Del Toro
But how will he direct the movie from across the wall?

>>79906213
if you want someone to talk for a long time and make it diverse, go morgan freeman.
he would kick this shit

>>79902498
> Wander is a silent protagonist
> They would need to give him more dialogue to make him relatable
As if there's never been a film that has conveyed more through environmental storytelling and cinematography than words ever could.

>>79899800
>(you) present My Dick directed by your Mum featuring your Dad.

>>79899800
the earth is about to get hit by a giant asteroid, so a small spaceship has to shoot the asteroid into smaller asteroids, and then keep doing that till theyre all destroyed

>>79910628
>Touhou movie featuring the cunnies

fund it

>>79909931
>implying they wouldn't just make Jonah Hill do a New York accent that sometimes dwelves into Italian swears

As for Burton I can see where i may go wrong since all he's good at is whimsy movies full of awe. I want the movie to look like an acid trip. Like New York would look bland and dark but then the Mushroom kingdom would be colorful and each section would look unique.
So maybe instead of Burton as my second choice I'd pick Sam Raimi? Or even Jon Favreau

Ok. We won't talk about how I geniusly supply the Mario Bros. With the power ups and how incredible the transformations into animals would look like a live action Beevis and Butt Head trip.
Lets not talk about how ugly Danny Devito looks and how horrifying he'd be if he looked like a humanoid Dinosaur.

The story would be just what all the games are... saving the princess first, stopping Bowser, second.
Developing a relationship between Mario and the princess does seem hard though, so you have a point there.

>>79910142
>Because he's fat?
No. Because he has presence. When you see hill you see a genuinely nice looking guy, who would probably help you out of the kindness of his heart. Also he's fat.

>This sounds retarded, and it doesn't help pitch the idea to me at all.

It wasn't supposed tom But if you must know, It's a retelling of the classic knight in shining armour saving a princess tale. Interspersed with Mario trying to come into terms that it's his destiny to save a woman he hasn't met.
The story would take us through 4 "levels." First New York where the exposition takes place. Then after warping down the drain, they are introduced to the Mushroom Kingdom. A strange place filled with colour and oddities such as sentient turtles and fungi. After it's revealec that the kingdom has gone to crap under an evil tyrant and that the Bros. are here to bring back the rightful ruler they set off.
From here it's more Tolkienesque with a sense of adventure and magnitude of the Mushroom Kingdom. There's a desert, a boneyard, and a icy cave they have to get through armed with only plungers and wrenches, until they reach the castle. They have to navigate through the castle until they meet the Koopa kids who have captured an old Toad wizard who, after being saved, informs them that they have the wrong castle.
After he takes his wand back from the wizard koopa kid he supplies them with familiar Mario Bros. power ups and shows them the way.
Thats just the first parts until the climax but my real problem is Princess character development. Bowser is developed through other characters. The brothers are, through the journey... but that princess man...

PIKMIN - George Miller
Olimar - Martin Freeman
I want a fun exploration movie. It would follow the first game pretty closely, with Olimar crashing at an alien planet, bonding with the pikmin and getting their help to fix the ship within an month or so before he runs out of oxygen.

>>79910142
>>And it's the first to set up a video game cinematic universe
>How?
Well near the end (and please tell me if this is dumb idea in anyone's hands) A young man would show up wearing a green tunic asking if anyone's seen a Princess-napping Monster anywhere. Then everyone would laugh like in the old cartoons while the young man would shrug and walk away.

As for Mario Karts, i actually have no idea how to fit those in... I'm stuck between making the Mushroom Kingdom a regular medieval land or a place like... Anastasia Romanof era. Where there are castles and knights and magic but there are also cars and planes. It's still odd how they did it in the show.

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>>79899800
So the idea I came up with isn't technically a Fallout adaptation or even an original story in the universe.

Instead the idea I had was more of a parody film that could be in the same universe and uses "fallout" as a pun in the title.

>Plot
So, Vault Guy has to leave the Vault in order to find the illusive MacGuffin (which by the end, is revealed to be an undetonated nuclear bomb literally called "MacGuffin") and destroy it.

Along the way he meets a variety of characters, most of which are celebrity cameos.

>Cast
Will Arnett as Vault Guy
Fred Willard as The Overseer
Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly as two Vault outcasts
David Koechner as The Sheriff
Danny McBride as Lord Ginormous
Maurice LaMarche as a politically correct robot
Elizabeth Banks as a cowgirl
Ron Perlman as the Narrator

Directed by the Coen Brothers

>>79911417
How the fuck are you going to make a believable Zelda movie within an acid trip-like world where Mario is the only sane man?

This sounds absolutely awful.

>>79899800
American McGee's Alice:

Alice: Christina Ricci
Cheshire Cat: someone with an iconic voice, Morgan Freeman, Christopher Walken, etc
White Rabbit: Michael Cera
Red Queen: Charlize Theron

>>79911918
no no. It's fine. Zelda is about a reincarnated fairy boy trying to save a fairy/elf girl from A pig creature.
Link goes there because he thinks Ganondorf might be in the Mushroom Kingdom. (Pigs like truffles)

Witcher, but it's based on the novels so not really a video game movie.

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>>79905482
>tfw Robin Williams will never play a role in a Zelda movie

>>79902201
Fuck off

>>79912200
Zelda Williams would make a good adult Ruto if they based it on OoC.

>>79912200
Robin Williams wanted to play a role in a Pokemon live action movie, not Zelda.

>>79912351
OoT*
What the fuck.

>>79912389
oh shit, he would have played a great professor actually.

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X-COM the TV-SHOW

bro soldiers
mysterious science
politics, funding, betrayal
build new tech each season
go to mars in the finale

PEOPLE DIE LEFT AND RIGHT, YOU NEVER FEEL SAFE
that episode when the attacked the base

it writes itself.

>>79909931
>>79910142
>replying to this shit
What are you doing?

All I want is a proper Hitman movie

>Luc Besson directing
>Have Bateson finally play 47 live instead of getting some cunt babyfaced numale to shave their head and try to look scary
>it's a horror/thriller about a journalist researching into urban myths around organised crime until he stumbles onto the story of the clones and gets deep enough into it to attract 47's attention. Goes on the run even though he knows he'll catch up eventually, maybe with the help of a sympathetic scientist from the clone plant or something
>no 'splosions, no gun-fu crap, 47 is just an oppressive paranoia-inducing menace getting closer and closer through the movie

>>79902254
My mind went to Dark Souls too, about a group of mercenaries in a time set before the game before the world wasn't so fucked so we could witness the decline. Maybe it could follow a group of mercenaries who travel the land, and happen upon Oolacile just as the abyss erupts. Dunno how you could end it with a satisfying resolution though because everything about Dark Souls is dripping with dread and depression and It would just end with them all dying and the darkness winning and us witnessing Artorias failing.

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As well as the sequel, would make my dick so hard. The games are pretty film-like on their own

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Pls
Vincent Cassel as Strelok

>>79906816
TS Netflix series, an episode for each time period, each by a different director

>>79902201
>implying Ellie should be anyone but Ellen Page
>implying she can't still pass for a teenager
>implying you're not a massive faggot

>>79902498
Good write-up.
Children who post here and on that other website seem to follow the following formula when they reply to these threads:

1) "unique" videogame that represents a high point of the art form
+
2) more serious director who has done fantasy movies
=
"Epic filmmaking"

In reality, Shadow of the Colossus would make a boring feature-length film. Just because you like Del Toro's visual aesthetic doesn't mean he could make a good videogame movie.

>>79905797
>Christopher Walken as Willem
let lols be granted so my sides might be mended

>>79902498
>they would have to give him more dialogue to make him relatable

Tom hanks didn't need that in most of Cast Away

>>79909711
instant box office bankrupt

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>>79905482
>Elle Fanning

>>79899800
Dont you fucking dare.

>>79914034
Boring yes.

i'm convincing myself that the only way this could be done is to have a film that does not actually feature a colossus.

perhaps a short film showing the parts of the game that aren't actually fighting a colossus. low-budget. a boy and a horse wandering the landscape featuring small appearances by others in flashback to establish the story. show wander struggle in the wilderness and let the audience draw conclusions as to his motivations as they go.

even like this it doesn't sound great to me. without the slow decay as he kills colossi you lose a large part of the point of the story of the game.

>>79909959
pretty good except for a few choices

>>79902254
YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED BY A GANG OF WHEEL SKELETONS

ARE YOU A PRIMORDIAL SERPENT? THE SERPENTS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL WARS

>>79909711
Louis Gosset is a good cast tho

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>a Dark Souls kino
>relatively small movie with an unknown cast
>directed by the guy from The Witch
>cinematography by the guy from Val-hala Rising

>>79903115
this could work easily man, i love it. the kid's dad or mom could be excessively material and in the end they donate a car or beach house or some shit to make a giant katamari

>>79903115
Quality post

>>79914153
If the only dialogues in the movie would be at the start between Dormin and Warden, and at the end when Emon joins in, what would you fill the movie up with?
You can't just have Warden climbing colossi and poking them with a sword for 60%+ of the movie's playtime. That would be post repetitive and exhausting to watch.
You would have to either give Emon a much larger role as the guy working against Warden, or put emphasis on the survival aspect, neither of which really mean a lot in SotC. Hell, actual survival isn't a theme at all in the game, just the lonesome quest.
But by all means, if you think you could make Warden's steadfast horsback riding interesting to watch then do tell me.

>>79902024
A Mad Max movie would be awesome. Too bad it will never happen

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Morrowind could be good. Could even make the hero a Redguard.

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>>79912446
>you'll never ride a skyranger into battle singing teenage dirtbag with your buddies

>>79915673
Dark Elf makeup on a multi-million budget would be hot.

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Neil Blomkamp gave us the finest live-action videogame piece ever made.

Combined with Peter Jackson as producer, they could've finally made the first good videogame movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyOAdrxlPVs&t

>>79899800
The unwashed masses wouldn't be able to put up with a movie with essentially no spoken dialougue, only some subtitles, and it couldn't work.
You would really have to make it as close to the game as possible to do it a shred of justice, but in a theater format normies wouldn't be able to take it.
Del Toro makes sense but does anyone else have other ideas for SotC directors?

>>79915803
Fetcher

>>79915990
except peter jackson is actually a hack and blomkamp is a shit director. He's great at visual effects, but he doesn't know how to put together a compelling story. His movies are literally high school level stories with great production.

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>>79916121

I believe Blomkamp can shine when he has a good script and a good producer to keep him in check.

I think he's an immature filmmaker, however I think with the right team - he could direct a badass Halo movie.

Maybe sub Jackson, for Del Toro.

>>79913958

Implying you're not a faggot for wanting to plow a very average girl-boy with a really punchable face.