What would Tom Cruise's Oscar winner speech be like?

Probably the best speech

Help me

>>79898637
Mmmmmeeee zeeeeepelldeeeeeeeee meeeee bleeeeelleeeeebeebbbeeeee TAKE ME ZEPHYRS TAKE ME ANGELS OF SPACE

TTTTTPPPPPAAAAAAARRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPTTT

>>79898637
Short and to the point.

>>79898637
He's not autistic dude.
He's trained in the art of not exposing his power level, while appealing to normies.
It would be a regular speech.

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"Stay in school and be good to your parents."

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>>79898728

"free bobby shmurda"

>>79898733
SHORT
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And to the point.

>>79898740
"...unless they're SPs."

>>79898740
>"I love children"

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Why haven't you converted /tv/?

>>79899007
too expensive

>>79898637
>boipussy smells much better than girlpussy..
>oops I got that backward, can we edit that out?