ITT: Times you met celebrities

stop posting, Kate

>>79894127
Wow Kate, you met that lady from Parks&Rec?

>>79894127
Nice boner bro.

mad jelly

I met emma stone and she was an unfunny cunt. I literally just met her two hours ago.

>>79894127
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Last Christmas

>>79894364
Did she have her Oscar with her? How did you meet her?

>>79894384
Who'd you meet, Alex?

>>79894384
Did someone come by and burn off everyone's eyebrows?

>>79894384
You have very light eyebrows

>>79894127

I really wouldn't know how to contain myself if I met Kate Beckinsale she is perfection.

>>79894384
Either you're an anaerobic twink or Alex Jones is THE big guy.

>>79894384
I really want a pic with alex jones and my favorite porn stars desu

>>79894496
*anorexic

>>79894486
Kate don't disappear too far up your own ass.

>>79894486
This.

>>79894384

DAILY BRAINFORCE DOSES TAKEN FOR 5 years increases head size and brain weight by 200%

>>79894384
everyone getting skullmogged by alex jones

>>79894384
I GAVE YOU MY HEART

>>79894397
She said she is never wearing open toed shoes again

>>79894715
Too soon.

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OP HERE:

>went to buy groceries
>hoky fucking shiet big guy is here
>awkardly approach him with my brother
>hey, you Aidan Gillen
>yes
>nice to meet you man, can i take a picture with you?
>sure
>pic related
>you are a big guy
>he laughs
>stop mid laughing
>for you
>we both laugh
>i ask him if he knows about a website called 4chan
>he doesn't
>you should check it out, specifically the board about television and film, they love you there
>yeah, ok
>bye
>bye

I've also met the actor who played joffrey some months back

>>79894737
What did her feet taste like?

>>79894384
This makes me laugh so hard but I don't know why

>>79894778
>yeah, ok

He probably cringed so hard on the inside that he had to walk away before puking.

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>me on the right

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>>79894425
This cracked me up wayyy too fucking hard

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here's one of the time I met my celebrity gf

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me on the left

>>79894999
>>79894127
Alpha as fuck.

>>79895156
He reminds of Miles Teller, somehow.

I don't like that.

>>79894270
>Patricia Clarkson
>"that lady from Parks&Rec"

why are you here anon

>>79895004
why am i not surprised you have a vip pass.

This is the second thread of Kate and her "bf"! Stephen simbari if it is you posting which I doubt since you have some quite questionable photos on your account just accept the fact if you are dating Kate she's too embarrassed to come out and tell people.

>>79895301
I highly doubt Kate wouldn't have gone through her firend's Instagram.

However, I'd like to request those photos.

>>79894127

when i was working at subway, steven king came in and got a half a meatball sub with lettuce. i didn't say anything to him because i wasn't sure and didn't want to be a dick, but i looked at a hardcover jacket picture of him as soon as i got home. 100% him.

too bad he's a cuck. i wish i didn't know that, because i really loved almost all of his books and read quite a bit of his stuff when i was in my teens.

>>79894905
>both arms around Amber Heard

Abosolute Mad man

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>>79895156
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>>79894905
>>79894778
>>79894384
>>79894127
The faces of /tv

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One time I met a Nicolas Winding Refn in a casino in Reno.
The dude was so autistic that I thought he needed a tard handler or something. I just said hi, shook his hand (he extended his first), and told him I was a big fan of his work. His response was, "oh th-thanks." Stutter and all.

>>79895439
she wasn't threatened because he was a manlet

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me on the right

>>79895502
His wife is his handler. Didn't you see the documentary she made?

>>79895541
i almost went to that school.

kinda wish i did now.

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>>79895541
Me on the left.

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>>79895479

>>79894127
>tfw I can see Kate's panties

>>79895552
But she wasn't with him when I met him. Maybe she was in the bathroom and he was trying to escape.

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>>79894384
ENHANCE

>>79895589
Are you that one kid from the Mighty Ducks?

saw russell brand in an airport once

and stevern mulhern was at the same hotel as me in spain when I was a kid (yanks won't know this one)

to my knowledge I have never actually interacted with a proper celeb

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I met Sophie Turner a while back, she was really friendly and smelled nice. It wasn't awkward or anything I handled the situation well. I pretended like I didn't know who she was at first, was pretty alpha about asking for a picture

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me on the right

>>79895583
that bit where he kills walter white is such bullshit

not saying a straight razor isn't capable of making that kill, but to get it so clean in a single, attempt?

plus its a suicide cut, not a murder. IF he wanted to survive he coulda just stemmed the blood-loss and called an ambulance

>>79895718
me third from right

>>79895541
Go back to new jersey mason fag.

>>79895715
decent looking lad compared to the rest of these mongs

though I doubt a single person is actually posting themselves on here

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we wuz takin selfies n shit

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me in the back

>>79895841
OP is fagkino.

>>79895893
whats that black guy been in?

recognise him from somewhere..

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>>79895841
>though I doubt a single person is actually posting themselves on here

no shit

but this is LITERALLY me on the right

>>79896023
Well well well, how are you doing, mr Zimi?

>>79894384

He's yyyyyyyuuuuuge.

Or you're tiny.

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Does anyone have any celebrity encounter stories?

>>79895982
>whats that black guy been in?
Her

>>79896277

I don't want to share my picture with you freaks, but I have a nice one of me and PTA. Talked to him for a minute; he seemed pretty cool.

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>>79894384
His head is a thing of massive beauty.

>>79896373
Where did you meet him?

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me on the right

>>79896432

Won a contest to ride around on a party bus with him and 25 others, drinking and smoking pot, visiting a bar, then going to the theater where he presented Inherent Vice on opening night. Great night.

>>79895715
>kept her earbud in
ouch

I had sexual intercourse with a female actress who was the female lead in a Michael Bay movie.

Does that count?

Does it matter if it was before she was famous?

>>79896529

It doesn't count because it didn't happen.

>>79896529
Holy shit, you fucked Optimus Prime??

>>79896593

I also met Rose Byrne and Ewan McGreggor.

>>79896619

>female

>actress

Then again, who am I to assume his identity.

>>79896688
So it was Megatron, then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0D1PpgCXs

>>79896529
Tell us more.

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I met Luke Perry once he was cool he let me hug him

>>79896872
LADY IN RED

>>79894384
did he gave you a basic gestalt?

>>79894905
Silver back Alpha male right here

>>79894384
>why does this globalist lizard have no eyebrows?

>>79896872
>even his fans are JUST

I don't care if anyone is really posting themselves, but I cringe so much to all these celebrity photos. In most of them you can see the celeb completely despises the fan and want them off of their skin.

>>79896373
just black your face moron.

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me on left

Brendan was a big guy in person

>>79897025
Kate obviously has the hots for OP.

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In 2009 I saw Carrot Top at SFO airport.

He was standing in a Hertz rental car line just like every other schmuck and had some saggy skin overly tanned skinny old whore with him, she looked 45.

I didn't say anything to him, and didn't see anybody notice who he was or care.

>>79895004
what's it like having your breasts rubbing against ariana's breasts?

>>79896453
Really? You're not the one on the left?

>>79896529
>yeah a TOTALLY fucked a female actress but before I slipped it in I had to sign an NDA so im going to be really vauge about it

fuck off you tit

>>79897056
......for you

>>79894127
>Met Ken Griffin Jr at a school event when I was a kid
>Same event sat on Danny Glovers lap and took pictures like he was a black Santa Clause
>most of the other celebrities I meet are ones at cons

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me on the right

I met Chris Benoit and Rey Mysterio at a signing once. Chris Benoit was actually the nicest of the two.

tfw met a son and wife murderer

>>79897068
I also saw Carrot Top at an airport awhile back

turns out he's a huge fan of the TSA

he walked right up to an agent and said "i've gotta give you props"

>>79894905
ice poseidon?

>>79895715
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